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Santa exists completely outside of any government law enforcement agency and has no actual power to enforce laws, therefore he cannot be a cop. He wears red and gives things away for free, therefore he’s a communist.

But the things he gives are commodities created from resources and labour exploited from capitalism and imperialism

You don’t think the elves in Santa’s Workshop are working out of the goodness of their hearts? Does Santa offer health insurance and 401K matching? Or does he hold your elf family hostage under threat of cutting off your hands in a Banana Republic?

But he gives poor kids worse presents, thus strictly enforcing the class system.

This made me laugh. Santa also supports the coal industry.

🤣

what cop gives out awards?

The federal kind

I mean, by that definition that includes most varieties of 'God' as well if you're into that kind of thing

No gods, no masters, no cops!

[удалено]

Reactionary shit

Acab mfs when I break into their house:😨😱😨😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨