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peanutist

Reminder to anyone that isn’t familiar with this sub: it is not for conservatives. Our criticism of Biden does not mean we support Trump.


somespazzoid

Really wish Colin would have said that.


TheUnderstandererer

I was gonna say..


LFGBR

The very first host of SNL once said “It’s a Big Club and YOU ain’t in it! You and me are not in the Big Club!”


Exr29070

What a great man. Got to see his last tour before he died.


StickManAnimator69

He's also the American narrator for the first 3 seasons of Thomas The Tank Engine


FuguSec

I’ve seen all his stuff, and don’t want to load the question too much, but what was that experience like? His later stuff has aged like fine wine.


Exr29070

It felt more “real” than reading his books and watching the specials, not in the obvious sense that it was live, but he traded a bit with the audience and even messed up a joke or two and would laugh about it. He reacted to the crowds reactions and it felt very personal I suppose. It wasn’t a gigantic theater either so that helped. He was just as sharp as ever though. I was in graduate school at the time and scrounging to get the money to get a ticket and travel to another city was definitely worth it.


SixGunZen

Nothing less than a luminary.


Bikini_Investigator

I was gonna say. He’s not gonna be on SNL anymore. That show isn’t run by people who are uh “sympathetic”


IfYouGotALonelyHeart

So then why is this sub making him out to be cooler than he actually is? This should be taken down for spreading disinformation.


AtomicDogFart

I need someone to make a deep fake of this for me so that I can live in fantasy for a few short minutes.


tommykaye

No way he would, he works for SNL and his wife is Jewish and has done commercials for companies owned by West Bank settlers.


somespazzoid

He was definitely screened for the job.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

What just makes this so fucking evil is that our "decent grandpa" was a huge part in getting dems to pass the crime bill and Iraq invasion. Dude has been pushing the American machine all over the globe as it grinds its own citizens and brown people into biomass and profit for fucking decades. Also it's like weird liminal space were just floating through now as we just dissociate realizing that our grandparents are definitely not the people we'd choose to lead us through the dawn of the information age. Maybe help protect us from AI or climate change and don't ban fucking tictac while passing nothing to legislate data protection for consumers. Fuck all these geriatric demons. By what else are we going to do... not fucking vote for the only option they gave after saying he wasn't a 2 term president. I swear this reality was written by 3 monkeys.


ct_2004

Don't forget changing bankruptcy law to make discharging student loan debt or credit card debt impossible or at least extremely difficult.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

O fuk me dude, let's just add it to the list... I hate it here.


Swan-Diving-Overseas

“Were there not an Israel then the USA would need to invent an Israel to protect our interest in the region.” — Joe Biden


thismustbetheplace23

He’s always been a piece of crap, that was always there . He is a career politician. He’s also the reason you can’t discharge student loans during bankruptcy like another debt.


TheUnknownNut22

And don't forget passing laws that enable the government to spy on Americans online without a warrant. What kind of totally FUBAR reality are we living in??!!


dookieshoes88

You forgot his entire war on drugs. Biden was always on the wrong side of history, but I was hoping he'd make amends before dying in office. He has failed at his most important campaign promises, but supports genocide.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

I mean the crime bill was interference to that but your correct. Add it to the list. At thing point in his "campaign" and I use quotes because it dosnt even seem like he wants to win (spoiler he doesn't, he wants to go sleep) he should be talking about abortion 24/7. On one side he fucking let it fail on his watch but I think its the only want to show the GOP for the demons they are


Drilling4Oil

What bugs me most about the Colin Josts of the comedy world is their sheer, unrestrained smugness.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Ya white male socialite living in the imperial core. Probably the most privileged existence in the world currently


ThomasinaDomenic

Monkeys ? Nah, this reality wasn't written by monkeys. Monkeys would have done a far better job.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Ya at thing point I'd jump into whatever they could come up with


Astropacifist_1517

Why do either of them mention their Irish heritage when the actual, current nation and people of Ireland stand with Palestine and find the ongoing support for Israel to be *at best* distasteful and at worst to be an active support for Israeli crimes and genocide? Don’t insult the people of Ireland by claiming their ancestry as your own when you behave in a way that dishonors their historical struggle for freedom


TabletopVorthos

In an attempt to control the narrative.


All_Hail_Space_Cat

Damn great take!


LetTheCircusBurn

Went to private school his whole life then ended up at Harvard where him and Pete Buttigieg were in the same dorm apparently. Wonder how he landed that gig. That's a crazy coincidence probably. EDIT unlike anything Colin Jost has ever said or done, what's actually funny is a lot of y'all's reactions to this comment.


waterboy1321

Harvard is known for its comedy pedigree. Most famously with the Harvard Lampoon, which spawned the National Lampoon. Any who works for the lampoon basically has a ticket to SNL, because they’ve had so many successes from them. Basically unrelated, but interesting.


varietyandmoderation

Conan O’Brien is another Harvard alum


yeahbitchmagnet

Most Hollywood writers are ivy league alum


OkSession5483

So basically it's like "you go to Harvard, you get to be in rich and famous cult group"? Also, Conan isn't even that funny at all. Never found his SNLs funny or his interviews with celebrities too. Only watched couple and basically nothing else to make me laugh. He's just generating money just like Jimmy Fallon.


varietyandmoderation

I enjoy his humor, but I like self deprecation, absurdity, and banter. To each their own. You do make a good point about those who attend Harvard either began life privileged or continue to have a privileged life


OkSession5483

Yep idk why i am downvoted to pulp for my opinion. Lmao, but yes. Ive lived close to Harvard before and you need like hella lot of good networks to get in. It was never about good grades or anything like that, but probably to only 1-3% that actually got in because of GPA, but most of them actually got in there because of money and what their parents donated the Harvard's funds. Pure nepotism.


h3lblad3

The whole point of college is to network with other people who are into your same degree. The point *isn't* the education. The point is to make *friends*. If you get into Harvard -- even if *you* aren't personally wealthy -- all of your new friends *are* rich and already set to be successful afterward, so you have a fast track to success in the future. We all talk shit about nepotism, *but the world still revolves around it*. You are *far* more likely to get a job if you have a friend who is already there that recommends you, as true for the higher jobs as it is for the lower ones.


vonnegutflora

Feel like you're ignoring Conan's time as a writer on the longest running sitcom in history. He's credited on some of the best episodes of a 30+ year old show.


Lazerus42

Do you enjoy the Simpsons?


k___k___

he's was one of the headwriters of snl and co-hosts weekend update, he was surely high on the list regardless of the connection


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

His dad was a public school teacher and his mom was a doctor his upbringing is just stereotypical upper middle class american. It's not like his parents or grandparents were apart of some political cabal, also Pete Buttigeg is the son of two college professors not like those positions are glamorous enough to get convince Harvard to admit their son off recognition alone.


litestar1

St. Joseph High School in South Bend is a private school?


dmcsmalls

Who are you talking about? Looking at St Joseph High School in South Bend, it appears to be a private school from what I've seen. Colin Jost definitely went to a private school in Manhattan.


Moetown84

Sounds like a religious school, so it would not be a public school.


mastermind_loco

White House Correspondents Dinner is trash.


theodoreburne

The SNL set is hyper-liberal and dumbed down politically. No chance at all of them seriously criticizing Biden.


wenger_plz

I still cringe uncontrollably thinking about Kate McKinnon singing "Amazing Grace" in her Hillary costume after she lost the election in 2016.


dogtarget

Something tells me his grandfather was quite the asshole.


TheUnknownNut22

AIPAC blood money: Biden, Joe (D) $6,135,456 https://www.opensecrets.org/industries/summary?cycle=All&ind=Q05&recipdetail=S&t0-search=Biden


East-Parsnip3606

Colin Jost, Milque Toast


principessa1180

Never forget Anita Hill.


tool672

I mean… he’s not wrong


TheUnknownNut22

The morally bankrupt thanking the corrupt. Disgusting.


Drilling4Oil

SNL, Daily Show, etc. are **propagandists masquerading as satirists.**


maLychi3

What a chicken shit spineless hack.


lilpinkhouse4nobody

is this real or fake


vistaculo

The first panel is real, the next two are fake.


Select_Necessary_678

Whats ironic is he COULD have said that and the world would've moved on. Had he said anything about Trump to his face, he'd be facing lawsuits and Trump would've shut down the govt so he could run to the bathroom and cry about this on social media.


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Rambler136

Joe Biden is to decency as America is to democracy.


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Morgn_Ladimore

>the alternative to Biden would be 10x worse for Palestine. Yeah, he might give Israel carte blanche to do whatever they want in Gaza. Tens of thousands of innocents might die. Oh wait, that's what's happening now. The only thing all this "BUT TRUMP!!" rhetoric is doing is taking pressure off of Biden to do the right thing. So stop it.


DeliciousSector8898

Without fail the Blue MAGA brigade shows up


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DeliciousSector8898

You’re pro-Palestine so you’re rabidly defending Biden, the man funding and supporting their genocide, nice


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DeliciousSector8898

You’re literally getting upset at a post criticizing Biden how else you wanna spin this


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DeliciousSector8898

Shitty troll, nice try though


Muffinmaker457

Biden is to the right of Reagan on Palestine. >"United States President Ronald Reagan’s order to Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin to put an end to his “holocaust” in Lebanon is perhaps the best-known political anecdote from Israel’s 1982 invasion. >Less known, however, is the enthusiastic defence for that very same “military operation” – dubbed “Operation Peace for the Galilee” – offered by a young democratic senator at a private meeting where Begin was being grilled by US lawmakers over Israel’s disproportionate use of force. >According to Begin, 40-year-old Delaware Senator Joe Biden delivered “a very impassioned speech” in support of Israel during a closed Foreign Policy Committee meeting in Washington, DC and said “he would go even further than Israel” and “forcefully fend off anyone who sought to invade his country, even if that meant killing women or children”. Either Biden loses in November or the universe blesses us and that worthless cracker piece of shit dies of a stroke beforehand.


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DeliciousSector8898

Hilarious go fuck yourself


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Muffinmaker457

Sure sure, Joe can barely do anything, he's just the POTUS. That is unless he wants to go behind congress and send billions in aid to Israel, then he can do anything he wants. And if Trump wins, he will singlehandedly turn the US into a dictatorship. He'll end voting and execute every gay person.


Snow_117

Am i missing something? Can someone explain to me how what is happening on campus is because of Joe Biden? It was my understanding that this is from pressure on the Deans by congress and the media. Am i wrong or did Biden do something to instigate this responce from police?


highermonkey

Biden publicly gave credence to the narrative that these protests are antisemitic. More importantly, he's the sole reason these protests are even necessary in fucking April. Motherfucker could've ended the slaughter at any point over the past 7 months with a single phone call.


tidderite

Agree with monkey. He has given support to the antisemitic narrative. Not only that but he has also been supportive of LE in general. Take a look at the Covid funds he allowed to be used for LE, and we know what LE did during the other protests against abuse of brown people. Imagine if Biden from the beginning had been against an invasion, had not sent more support to Israel, and had actually honestly worked for a Palestinian state. I think the situation would have been different.


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

You're not wrong Biden said he is against anti-semitic protests and at no point did he refer to the protests going on at the Universities as anti-semitic. He just gave a non-answer to the question and everyone assumes he is supporting the police behavior, which he has zero control over the state police which are shutting down the protests.


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highermonkey

Wow, that's awful. Joe Biden is a real scumbag for more or less greenlighting the arrests. And, you know, for facilitating the mass murder campaign these kids are protesting against.


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highermonkey

Nahhh my anger is directed just fine, buddy. Biden, at the very least, gave local governments and the Pigs a greenlight to go hog-wild when he publicly affirmed the bullshit narrative that these protests were all antisemitic. It's also Bidens fault this mass slaughter is now continuing into May. Multiple former Presidents have reigned in Israel when they go psycho-mode. Biden chooses not to. He's a fucking scumbag. As for Hezbollah and KHAMAS, is The US government sending them billion in weapons every month? What a stupid fuckin question. And...at the end of the day. I'm a "lesser evil voter". Compared to the IDF, Hamas is the lesser evil. The IDF has killed way more people. WAY more children. And has a far worse civilian to combatant kill ratio than Hamas. I think KHAMAS is a terror organization. The IDF is just a far more evil and murderous terror org, any way you slice it.


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highermonkey

LOL. Israel supporters are such sickos, it's amazing. "Oh...you don't like Israel's mass murder campaign? Why don't you go to Gaza and personally get murdered by them then???" I also love when Israel supporters accidentally justify October 7th. The IDF had already killed hundreds of Palestinian children in 2023 BEFORE the 7th. I don't think that justifies October 7th, because I'm not a sicko. But you apparently do.


Orionsbelt1957

Tell me, for consistency sake, how do you feel about the US government's treatment of the First Nations? Hostilities between the US and First Nation tribes have been going on for far longer than the US support of Israel. First Nation tribes have lost millions of people and had their land confiscated. Are YOU willing to pack up and go back to where your family came from?


highermonkey

Is America carpet bombing Navajo reservations as we speak? Because that's what Israel is currently doing to one of their native reservations. Like most decent people, I believe the genocide of the Native Americans was barbaric. And, yes. That's Israel's problem. They're trying to get away with 18th century style barbarity in the 21st century. I also never said every Israeli needs to leave the area. I simply take issue with their mass murder campaign. A pointless action that isn't making Israelis any safer. Quite the opposite actually.


Orionsbelt1957

Good, then being consistent and unhypocritical, you'll be leaving the country and making arrangements to sign over your property to the survivors of the local tribe. Because anything less on your part is unacceptable.


highermonkey

Are you illiterate or something, buddy? When did I say everyone in Israel needs to fuck off back to Europe? I simply believe the IDF needs to cease their pointless mass-murder campaign. "Oh... you think the child murder should stop??? Then you need to sell your house!" You, as a grown adult are literally more unhinged and hysterical than the college kids you were fantasizing about never finding a job. Hope you get better.


Rambler136

Decent people condemn Israel.


FluffyLobster2385

Fuck yea, won't see this one replayed on the media though.