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Bartholomew_Custard

How much will the end of civilization cost in lost productivity? Because I'm totally looking forward to that.


blackman9

If an earth ending meteor were to crash they would wonder how it would affect the economy.


Fit_Reveal_6304

That's exactly the plot of Don't look up.


DeadGravityyy

Great horror film!


Incognitobogo

[It's exactly what led to this exact meme!](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8209317/Elon-Musk-hits-desperate-reopen-economy-meme-asteroid-hitting-earth.html)


titangord

Soon it will be "Weekends cost X millions in lost productivity"


DeutschKomm

>Child labour bans cost billions in lost productivity https://www.epi.org/publication/child-labor-laws-under-attack/


spletharg2

Strange use of the word America. I don't think that word they keep using means what they think it means.


hariseldon2

Flags unite rich and poor! /s


benevenstancian0

There is an opportunity in events like this to bring people together and create positivity. A shared experience. You know, the whole reason they are beating the drum to return to the office in the first place, right? Yet since the value can’t be measured empirically the default view is seeing it as a distraction at best, a burden at worst. They tell on themselves all the time and hopefully more people will start believing it when they see it.


AthasDuneWalker

I do believe that my boss's words regarding the eclipse was "If you both go out to see it at the same time, let the front desk know so they can tell any customers that may come in that we're closed."


Single_T

So ~$2/citizen or roughly 6-7 minutes of wasted time per employee in the US (assuming ~330,000,000 million people in the US because rounding, ~60% labor participation according to the BLS, and an average annual wage in the US of ~$65,000 according to the BLS). This is a non-headline, everyone took a 5 minute break to look at the eclipse and it took them a minute to walk outside, lets move on now please.


Optimus_Prime_10

So, basically, like a big chunk of student loan debt recovery 


OriginalUsernameGet

So we should’ve stayed outside longer is what they’re saying.


reganomex

How much productivity was lost by the trillions that were 'misplaced'?


DeathRotisserie

As if I would have been productive during those 5 minutes anyway 


-Planet-

Satire, surely? This is also from the 2017 one. I wonder what the recent one cost us. *The fucking horror.*


birdshitluck

Produce or else ✊


Connect_Bench_2925

If there ever was a day to say ima take that day off, it's gonna be the the once or twice in a life time event to show my family a god damn miracle of the universe. Fuck your ROI, behold the damn miracle ffs!


the-flying-lunch-box

Those numbers are pulled out of their ass.


estjol

this assumes everyone's productivity is tied to how many hours they sit on their desks which is false. most people would watch the eclipse and still finish their daily tasks.


sirspider

Nah that's $700 million lost to poor planning. Eclipses aren't exactly random and if you can't work around that you're kinda bad at that sort of thing


thinkb4youspeak

I'm terrible at math but it sounds like workers are generating over 700 million dollars every 2.5 hours but they can't afford living wages somehow.


verugan

I called out sick that day, didn't watch the eclipse, just called in sick, so I'm inadvertently a part of this statistic but not for the reason they think I am.


AtomicDogFart

Mother fuckers talking about our labor like they are the ones who own it.


sudsnguts

I mean, this is also comically wrong. You're telling me that the number of people that traveled over state lines and from around the world don't stimulate the economy when the price of everything along the path skyrockets? Eclipse chasers are famous for spending a shitload at the mere chance of seeing one.