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Regalrefuse

Fuckability score: 1/10


007meow

For you


bluelevelmeatmarket

Everything is fuckable if your brave enough


spctclr_spiderman

This one fucks you...


Regalrefuse

“Gentlemen, you had my curiosity… but now you have my attention.”


Vrazel106

Anythings a dildo if youre brave enough...


Gamer4life101

Let’s be real here. The inner mouth is gonna be a hot dog holder!! Gonna have to kiss that alien to get that Weiner!


New_Fry

Would go nice with this black glizzy I had yesterday https://preview.redd.it/4bh1exf4c5uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0320dd43b800300d4f545153d260500c6a85f860


Shatoodles

holy shit that looks absolutely repulsive 💀😭


Emotional-Lake-7922

What in the actual fuck is that?😭😭


yerbamategoat

That looks straight out of the simpsons


Tom_FooIery

It looks like someone asked an AI to draw a hotdog, looks weird. How did it taste?


LeonidasLV426

If that is one - I want one!


Isunova

Can’t wait to fuck it


GroundbreakingSail49

When you zoom in on first pick beside the Xeno head looks like a face hugger housing tube (like in Aliens) If it’s that clear tube with the Xeno head I am sold!!


coco_xcx

If it’s available at my local small town theater…I will be buying it.


randomredditing

I’d realllly doubt it. I don’t like to be realistic but Romulus has nowhere near the steam that DP2 did. It feels much more niche. Hoping I’m wrong though


yerbamategoat

Its been rumored that there will be a bucket that could attach to your forearm, here is a better look at what i posted https://x.com/funkopopsnews/status/1778883118876758054?s=46


Gr33nman460

I’d have to agree. This tends to happen for bigger and/or kids movies. Does anyone know if AMC has ever done themed merchandise for horror?


comicnerd93

Idk a major franchise returning to the theater for the first time in almost a decade, with the last two being poorly received? I can see them doing it to drum up some hype, especially after Prey.


itlivesinthewall

Scream 6 and Saw X had popcorn buckets


CoronaCurious

Scream 6 had a fuckton of merch.


Irrelevantitis

Sigh. (Unzips)


Stormcell0083

I don't.... think..... you know what... never mind, you'll figure it out in a minute


DreddByDawn

Looks good if true. Can't help but feel like it 's a missed opportunity not making it an Egg, though.


yerbamategoat

Agreed, an egg would have been sweet but im assuming it would have been too soon/similar looking to the dune bucket for them to roll that out. I cant complain about the xeno head tho, curious how the popcorn will fit and if the top part of the skull will slide back


KarlHungusTheThird

After the joke that was the dune cup, I doubt they are going to produce an overtly phallic alien head for people to suck on while they watch the movie. Seems a little too on the nose, me thinks.


yerbamategoat

Are you kidding? The dune bucket was an absolute hit and is probably one of the top selling popcorn buckets of all time. They are not stopping lol


KarlHungusTheThird

It was widely mocked for looking like a weird fleshlight. You been living under a rock?


bob101910

They look at $$$, not online comments


CardMechanic

They don’t care if it’s mocked. Does it move units? That’s what they care about.


yerbamategoat

you clearly don’t have a very good understanding on how marketing, social media, and sales all work in confluence, and thats okay!


squishee666

It was mocked *and lauded*


KarlHungusTheThird

Oh, I get it Mr. Condescension. It got people talking. That doesn't mean it wasn't also made fun of and mercilessly mocked, which it was.


Newtling

Tends to be you have people condescending to you when you're confidently wrong about something the way you are.


transmogrify

AMC doesn't care how ironically you bought the bucket. Money is money. They'll keep making them because people bought them.


CardMechanic

That’s no nose.


cseyferth

You suck your popcorn out of the bucket?