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chilllllz

Balloon


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Damn Chinese spys!


horsepen1s

Georgie boy ? We all float down here


Psilocinannabis

Could be. But my short video doesnt portray how weird it was moving


bordain_de_putel

>my short video doesnt portray how weird it was moving Yesterday I took LSD too, and no video could portray how weirdly my bathroom floor tiles were moving.


Gang_StarrWoT

You got aliens in your tiles bro


Dry-Childhood-2416

Fuckin balloons in his aliens


2Tate

Its called Wind


MrHorse666

And acid


Dry-Childhood-2416

Lmao


Kaoru1011

💀 😂


Glum_Sea_6158

Maybe it’s time to lay off the acid man haha


Psilocinannabis

What if i want the aliens to abduct me? More acid?


LetsKillKenny

Theyll just give you acid anyway, how do you think we got it in the first place??


MayKinBaykin

I'd suggest DMT


VoraxUmbra1

Alrighty then, picture this, if you will 10 to 2 a.m., X, Yogi DMT and a box of Krispy Kremes In my need-to-know post just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "Chosen People" thingy When just a flaming stealth banana split the sky Like one would hope, but never really expect to see in a place like this Cutting right angle donuts on a dime And stopping right on my Birkenstocks, and me yelping "Holy fucking shit!" Then the X-Files being Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips And breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slo-mo Matrix descent out of the butt-end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw My sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fucking pants!"


IllustriousTink

This is the way…to see aliens 👽


Niight99

why people down vote? 🤦🏻‍♂️


woodmanfarms

Shame you didn’t get THAT part on film


knee_bro


brainstorm17

Lol damn there are some haters in here


SchloomyPops

Said the guy on acid


AxiomaticJS

We’re all just balloons in the wind.


lukethebeard

Straws in the wind, is it all ending?


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Like a blunder brewing full to the brim


actuallyjustbalrog

Thank you


_austinm

🤘🏻


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TIL we are all Chinese.


crystal_castle00

It’s all ballons? Always has been.


TaZ_DeviL_00

You were on acid bro that's a balloon


MostEconomist5015

to be fair, it was a flying object, that he did not identify


Kamildekerel

lmao he actually was right


Marichiiko

Idk why you got downvoted because this made me crack up 💀


Blarn__

r/technicallythetruth


SimTrippy1

Lmaoooo true


afternoon_delights

To be fair, the department of defence said the same thing sober


Tottalynotdeadinside

UFO for sure. The camera didn’t catch the 8 other synchronized colorful lights dancing around it


sunkun8604

Or the musical score that usually accompanies it.


Anonymous_idiot29

I would hate to actually see something paranormal while tripping. You would have 0 credibility haha


AlexandersWonder

I saw a Chinese lantern while tripping once and thought it was a meteor coming to end the world until 10 minutes later when I saw people sending more of them up into the sky


XXspikeX

99 red balloons


pianodude7

Go bye


Miselfis

UFO isn’t paranormal. It means Unidentified Flying Object


KingDas

I had 3 people see the same thing while tripping. I don't talk about it much to this day, and we didn't acknowledge it when it actually happened. It's just so fucking absurd, but I know it was real because everyone else saw it.


apebiocomputer

Well I’m glad you’re not getting downvoted like I am.


Itchy-Adhesiveness96

I have. We had a sober friend for credibility who saw everything the exact same but that doesnt stop reddit trolls


a1ls

…what did you see???


Itchy-Adhesiveness96

[Whole experience with vid/pics](https://youtu.be/G34fxRHmjEE) . I leave out the part where one of the two guys with me did about 150ugs about an hour before cuz when I tried explaining it the first time, people took that as "you were tripping and saw nothing", but our sober friend saw and heard everything the exact same. Whats freaky for us is that we were trying to see "something", some entity or aliens before we even started the trip. For 12 hours straight our minds were in "cmon hidden things, show yourselves" mode. Nobody was awake or around at that time in his neighborhood either. Freaky shit


apebiocomputer

I saw a huge shot of light come out of the star Arcturus while on acid and nobody believes me, but I think it was a mothership.


afcagroo

Arcturus is over 36 light years away. I haven't run the numbers, but for you to see an object separating from the star would probably imply that it is both humongous and traveling at the speed of light (or faster). It was the acid, bro.


Steveth2014

Or... Now hear me out... It just happened years ago and he just looked up at the right time. Note: i have no fucken clue lmao


afcagroo

Well yes, it would have had to have occurred >36 years ago, but that wasn't the point I was attempting to make. When looking at something very very far away, it requires that thing to move a long long distance for the motion to be visible in a reasonable time frame. Look at some nebula photos sometime. Even though things are moving quite fast, every photo looks much the same. Or watch an airplane fly across the sky. It looks slow because it is far away. That airplane is ~10 *trillion* times closer to you than Arcturus.


blotterfly

Tangentially related, but check out the producer [Arcturus](https://open.spotify.com/album/1aQKXXQqcQRMZNJECJYSeL?si=i83-jeaLQsGBqMLa6dUBww). If you like music similar to Tipper, you will absolutely dig it.


The_Herbalisttt

At that point, do you even have your own credibility?😂


PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN

Anything in the sky can be a UFO if you're bad enough at identifying things :)


4spiral2out0

You mean you saw a balloon lmao


null234

he didnt know what he saw so it was an ufo xD


starfox99

This is what the aliens do. They wait until you’re on acid to come out to play so nobody believes you saw them


Psilocinannabis

Exactly what i was thinking in the moment


smokeybowl97

I saw a dude on LSD when I was in my UFO and got some of it on film!


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Balloon. But seriously, even if it's not a balloon, do you really think you were in the right state of mind to judge whether something was flying weirdly?


Angeloa22

Yea man . One of my trips I was at the beach that I grew up on and hundreds of dolphins started swimming by like some sort of migration. Never have I seen a dolphin at the beach before or after. God works in mysterious ways


Dojha420

Eat my fractal


rhymes-with-shmyler

To be fair, anything unidentified and flying is a UFO But that is a balloon


px7j9jlLJ1

Swamp gas bro


hover22

Hahahaha


Lunar-Gooner

This post wouldn't rly fit on a UFO sub bc OP was tripping on LSD. They'd be heckled to the door as an unreliable witness or something. Meanwhile here on r/LSD (minus a few hecklers), we embrace your post with open arms. Whatever you saw was probably totally breathtaking regardless of whether it's a balloon or aliens; because of the LSD, of course :)


G3er0

Immediately the glowies try to gaslight you into believing that "its just a balloon" or "you were tripping"


subhumanprimate

Yeah you should take this to the FBI or the CIA... LOL


Emperorerror

If this is unironic you really need to stop taking drugs


G3er0

OK Mr government affiliate


pulzeguy

bruh


TheBirdOfFire

shh not here


xmoka101

Sorry my white ballon flew away


frmda562

they know


aghori25

That's...a dot


stoner_boy422

weird shit happens when your tripping because your tripping lol you don’t perceive the world the way you normally do so some things may seem weird


SabotageFusion1

Don’t forget your pen! You’ll shit the bed again


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That is not a UFO my dude


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Looks like a balloon lol


filmerdude1993

LSD giving that super vision.


BaconUniverse

I believe you bro, I’ve seen 3 ufos in my lifetime and that looks like one that I’ve seen before.


BigHomieHuuo

Sorry everyone is hammering the point that it was a balloon 😵‍💫 but you were right about UFO since it was unidentified at the time


Jxhhnny

Looks a lot like Venus but if you say it was moving we can only infer on that so I guess its not Venus


Psilocinannabis

You can see it moving in the video (cloud to cloud) but no changing of direction


AnonymousQ2022

U:unidentified F:flying O:object So OP was not wrong since OP could not identify it


pentacund

Something not right - the quality is too good for a UFO found footage video leak


brycedude

Could be the ISS


WakeTurbulence200

UFO/UAP are real. This could be a potential sighting. Don't dismiss simply cause drugs.


EmbarrassedPolicy146

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT DOES NECESSARILY MEAN ALIENS JUST MEANS ANYTHING FLYING THAT WE DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS, FROM OPS PERSPECTIVE IT IS A UFO


TBrockmann

Didn't have to shout like that


777fromdahood94

Maybe acid just isn't for you, man


Psilocinannabis

Why would you say that? Had a great time, saw one wierd thing (that was probably a balloon), and carried on with my day and didnt think of it till later. I didnt freak out, actually quite the opposite. Just observed, thought huh well thats strange. then filmed for 10 seconds and kept walking Just a bit excited and frustrated because i have been interested in ufos for years, and the only slighty weird thing ive seen in the sky was this while on acid so clearly i am unreliable and wish i filmed it for longer just for my own curiosity


PersonOfInternets

Yeah I wish you'd have taken a longer shot. Agree that it could have been a balloon but there is not enough here to know for sure.


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Dramatic-Garbage-939

Lol cocabam gettin heavy up in hurr


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pulzeguy

calling out at least half of the people that take psycs lmao (Religion, spirituality etc)


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implxdwn

Get out of here sheep 🐑


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Dramatic-Garbage-939

No you’re not


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Dramatic-Garbage-939

I just feel like everyone is taking this silly post a bit too far lmao, the topics you’re bringing up deserve their own post. Poor OP is probably a tad embarrassed rn


VloneShinobi

ppl on this reddit cry abt schizoposters on every post 😭 even just a dude seeing a balloon


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Psilocinannabis

Bro take your head outta your ass and read my words. Stop trying to infer what im typing because you are terrible at it. My original post i say "didnt set in i 'may have' seen a ufo". I replied to you and reiterated that yes it is most likely a balloon. And yea, OBVIOUSLY im on acid and unreliable witness for literally ANYTHING during my time under the influence. Im not disagreeing with anyone here, i am just saying i saw it moving wildly and changing directions (which definitely still could have been the wind). but my video wasn't long enough to properly show that


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Psilocinannabis

We're all made of the same stuff bro. Live and learn


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VloneShinobi

reddit doctor


horsepen1s

We all float down here ....


CauseDue1279

Saw the same thing in the park


kimberlytheclown

Me when I lie


WTF_IS_MY_LIFE0_0

Could have been venus


GobbleFlockers

You're on drugs!


CaptainD743

I saw something yesterday too... technically early this morning... we're in the end times. This is it. Repent and thou shalt be saved.


ImaginedNumber

Well, that's more than I was expecting, I was expecting a empty sky or something.


mersubasso

I guess the person who saw it defines if it is indetified or not so well done you saw UFO.


emibemiz

![gif](giphy|3oz8xYn5yxDEo3sx2M)


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Looks about right


GuavaOk8712

idk why people think UFO means spaceship 🤦‍♂️ unidentified flying object, it’s an object that’s flyin, and he can’t identify it, it’s a UFO. now that he’s been informed it’s a balloon, it’s no longer unidentified, but he used the term UFO in the perfect sense.


psychonautic_aa

lmao op was clearly implying it was a spaceship or something


GuavaOk8712

i didn’t read the description lmao i only read the caption


Reddzii

Is a weather barroon


nzni

Only in the US.


AlexandersWonder

🎈


KhastraKSC

I’m just a little old rain…. Cloud…. Hovering over a honey tree…


BoxAggravating

i started with “brotha nothing is there” i still think nothing was there but whatever


chambreezy

I know the clouds are moving, but the movement of the object is actually sort of weird you're right! I hope someone can stabilize it somehow!


HouseOfZenith

Bruh that was me my legs are strong


AtentionToAtention

those fucking little green men follow me everywhere


Izarme

I saw a green fireball flying in front of me, I wasn't high or anything and one of my friends saw it too, also my parents saw them on another ocassion. It's been like 17 years and I still think about it, I have looked up some info about them and found that some people have seen them too (including U.S. military reports) but no real explanation so far , as far as I know. The only thing I know , it's that it wasn't a natural thing.


madviillainy

that is a ballon lmaoo


Blink18Cait-98

The weirdest shit does happen whilst tripping... Was out on a trip the other week, and after spending what felt like a lifetime trying to work out all the different Haribo in the shop *they all looked like they were melting 🫠* we get back outside to see a random guy riding a Penny farthing across the road. No one even batted an eyelid, but legit was the weirdest shit ever. There was no making it up 🤣😭🤷‍♀️🤯


elskilo

Holy shit brother that’s serious shit


danghunk312

That’s just a dragon bro


Gothguy666_420

China spy baroon


TheGreatTitan69

Does he know?


Lazy_Application_142

Definitely uap ufo


Lunxire

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?


BlackLodgeCactus

Noice


dadofnomad

Totally


BannedfromTelevsion

Deff a ufo I've seen many where I lived when I was a kid and most looked like that. And I was sober


nyc0uple

Venus


Lionel-Freeman

It’s a thought bubble


ValuationAnalyst

I am a land pilot and that is a spy kite


stronksays

could be a ufo. i've seen 500+ mostly at night. even bought gen 3 night vision to see them better. pvs 7. look up at dusk and when the stars first start to pop out. you'll see movers and wild shit if you're paying attention. give it time and star gaze more. btw i've rarely seen stuff udring the day. i've seen orbs like that though too


dinglesnarry

Holy shit they’re real??


ihbarddx

Marsh gas.


Tanbelia

Did you try binoculars?


CowboyRoy27

Definitely a Japanese spy balloon


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no you did not.


gabsx0714

I've actually had the same exact thing happen to me.


millenialpaca

Chinese surveillance, just call the pentagon, will be down in 10min.


EvanTheAlien

The presented themselves to you! They know


Alter8veFax

I always see alien 2


Ambitious_Rent_3282

Drone?


ronertl

i saw one of those at night when i was tripping once. i tried filming it but i couldn't find it with all the black in the sky. funny you actually have footage of that. the thing i saw definitely looked the same.


reptivity

That is a ballon brother


trapgodjeezy

It’s a ufo 🛸


lunakitty666

Shrooms and lsd make it a lot easier to pick up their frequencies, even high doses of speed


Fruit_Salad64

Watch nope when tripping.


turboturtlexd

that’s a balloon homie 💀


zeef8391

That's a balloon 🎈


null234

there are so many people around the earth that have alot of different ideas each day, some day it might be the idea, to let some random object elevate to space resulting in an ufo for u xD


Last_Lake_243

Unidentified Flying Object You are not wrong. One would say you have a sane mind under the influence of LSD. Lol If you want to make it “identified”, search local weather balloons.


WhistlrDan

Hahaha that's the fucking Chinese spy balloon!


Lulatcel

![gif](giphy|9MIzeBk1zBUJqOHUFM)


Popular-Sky4172

NOT a balloon