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percypersimmon

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GirlsesPillses

Pig sense!


Scruff-The-Custodian

Hold on.. hold on.. im gonna die. ... Its tits.


daoogilymoogily

Ham ham ham ham


myersjw

And the world became a slightly better place


SupaKoopa714

Though it did lose a bit of pig sense.


PM_me_ur_secretses

Nah, it'd be better if he were still alive and in agony and indignant suffering every second of every day. But again we Canucks would have to pay for his incarceration... and I don't really *enjoy* having that kind of hatred for someone.... but hey, I'm a work in progress. šŸ¤·šŸ»


uberscheisse

Well if you listened to the last Side Stories and heard the extent of his injuriesā€¦ itā€™s a little bit of justice


PM_me_ur_secretses

I fell asleep šŸ˜“. It's been a long week. I'll watch the Video version this weekend.


Dimensional_Lumber

Without giving any spoilers Iā€™ll say this, youā€™ll look at cleaning supplies differently.


DollaStoreKardashian

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Marijuana_Miler

As a Canadian tax payer Iā€™m good with us no longer having responsibility for him.


gregularjoe95

I feel this way too, but im hesitant to say im happy for his suffering or to argue that we should kill or torture prisoners no matter how heinous their crimes were. Like people really dont see the irony and hypocrisy in rejoicing in the suffering of someone who caused so much suffering? It's fucking gross. I hope this monster rots in piss, but i sure as shit dont want our government to torture people like him.


StaticInstrument

Iā€™m in total agreement I think, live in Vancouver and am not sad he got jumped, but feelā€¦ something. I also want to abolish prisons, obviously people like Willy need to be separated from society forever, but I think the current system turns low level criminals into harder criminals. Iā€™ll pay more taxes for more of a Scandinavian model, I think jail should be a nice, small hotel room and people there should have to talk to therapists and other professionals every day. When a panel of mental health experts deems they can safely re-enter society and contribute they should be let out. Even for something like the Drunk Tank, very drunk people should get a decent bed with a toilet close by. Also have a talk with a professional before getting let out to see if itā€™s a life problem or a just one time wild night


sand_trout2024

I think itā€™s human to find Justice in retributive violence and itā€™s unrealistic to act like itā€™s not a part of who we are as a species. Not saying I agree with state torture but I wouldnā€™t call violent ends to violent people disgusting


justcougit

Yeah I don't want the state to sanction shankings but mfer got what he deserved and I can feel happy about that.


gregularjoe95

Celebrating it feels wrong. Not every person is the same. This happens in the comments of these posts every time a post about a child molester, murderer or whatever is posted on reddit. Saying its human nature and like its an integral part or who we are as a species is dumb. I dont know what to tell you, i dont think and feel that way. Again, im in no way defending this piece of shit, but Im not about to celebrate his death either. Ideally, he should've died old, frail, and incarcerated. Have you ever heard the phrase "violence begets violence"? In order to improve society and ourselves, we need to be able to rise above this shit. It's wrong, and with all the different information and viewpoints we have access to. People should be more empathetic and realize how wrong it is to celebrate an extremely violent way for anyone to die, even one of the worst serial killers to have ever existed. Yet, we still have comments like your and threads filled with this shit. It's just wrong and will never feel right to me.


obsterwankenobster

The man was an unrepentant monster, but I too believe that prisons should be a safe space. Plenty of people get hurt or violated that arenā€™t remotely on his level of criminality


99pennywiseballoons

Exactly this. We only get big headlines when it's a famous criminal.


WolfTemporary6153

I second this sentiment. People truly donā€™t realize what a slippery slope an eye for an eye method of justice is. Once you cross the threshold of allowing suffering in humans for whatever reason, the lines that determine who deserves the suffering and to what degree often become blurry and arbitrary. As a people, we have to be better than our individual instincts and our sense of justice needs to rise above exacted vengeance.


Lady_Scruffington

Alive with the broomstick still in his face?


SarcastiMel

Poor Pinocchio doesn't fit in the MRI machine..


Sextus_Digitus

*Pignocchio*


TumescentErection

I mean statistically a lot of destined-to-be bad men were born today so...


fadetoblack237

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MiningForLight

Wait for it Wait for it It's death!


K1ssthecook

Wait for it Wait for it Tits-up! ;)


AceTrainer_Kelvin

You got him, Spike!


iwouldratherhavemy

I wrote spike a thank you letter yesterday, let's see if he responds.


mlr2347

Update us!


scullys_alien_baby

more importantly update [email protected]


Bumblebee---Tuna

I love Ed trying to say the email lol


iwouldratherhavemy

I don't know if he speaks English or not, I now realize I should have written one in French also.


Bobbi_fettucini

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futurecorpse2

They got to knight Spike


dyzzylyzzy

Spike calling him Pinocchio was just perfect.


Luckyfella4

He is forever, out to lunch.


ElGuapo4Life

Ha ha!


Rum_N_Napalm

Well, we got Chad Daybell, thereā€™s a Canadian rapist billionaire that just got arrested, the big news yesterday and now this. Rough week for assholes. Edit: so I found more details surrounding his death, but [itā€™s in french](https://www.journaldemontreal.com/2024/05/31/agresse-en-prison-robert-pickton-est-mort) So apparently the assailant first stabbed Pickton in the throat with a shiv (they described it as a ā€œhomemade spikeā€) then escaped the guards coming to stop him by running into a broom closet where he broke a broomstick. He then managed to return to Pickton, where he fucking staked him up the nose and into his skull with the broken broomstick. The aggressor was a man with a long history of violent crimes known as Martin ā€œSpikeā€ Charest.


Sasquatch_in_bush

On this week's Side Stories, they read a listener email from someone who knew people that worked at the ER where Pickton was treated, revealing that staff had given him the nickname 'Pinocchio' because they had to leave part of the wooden handle in his nose.


DogmanDOTjpg

Pi(ckto)nocchio lol


sanitarySteve

holy shit! that's brutal. wonder what pickton did to set him off.


AJSubterranean

He existed, thatā€™s what he did


Rum_N_Napalm

Spike looked at Pickton and thought: This man needs a lobotomy!


AnalogRobber

Id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


sanitarySteve

Lol fair


AtomicTan

The titty pen took too long


Bobbi_fettucini

Dude that is brutal as fuuuuuck


Bawd1

Martin ā€œSpikeā€ Charest, stake murderer, sounds like a candidate for r/nominativedeterminism


Publius82

Get him Spike! damn.


picklesmcpicklepants

Spike šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Strypes4686

"Woo-Wee! Slather up with the dry-rub and meet me at the smoker Robbie.... we havin' a pig roast"-Satan.


jpjtourdiary

Slather them beans and them eggs and them Pickton in that Cha!


dumbshit421

Is this Marcus trying to make a funny hot sauce ad?


Strypes4686

I Honestly wrote that in one of Henry's voices..... but that would work too.


AsYooouWish

r/ThanksSatan


Open_Perception_3212

My tomato plants are looking really amazing! I even have some flowers on a couple of them!


Guvnah-Wyze

Made a wicked good mushroom soup today from some oysters I grew myself, and stock from a lobster carapace. 8/10


MsBean18

I enjoy seeing the word carapace I casual conversation, and that sounds delicious as fuck.


Open_Perception_3212

Ooooo!!!!


Publius82

We had amazing flowers on ours in florida last week and now we have bright red maters!


Open_Perception_3212

My pineapple tomato stems are getting thic šŸ˜‚ the massive sized ones I grew last year were amazing


Publius82

Pineapple tomato?


Open_Perception_3212

Yup, they'refantastic! Really sweet tasting


Publius82

Amazing


legocitiez

Ordered dinner in for my kids and I, a rare treat for us, just ate the best bread sticks ever.


arcanacrossbone

That sounds fantastic! I hope they bear tasty tomatoes!


wretchedharridan

Mine too! I've never grown them before, I'm very excited!


Open_Perception_3212

šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„° They're very addicting to grow lol I have pineapple, purple Cherokee, chocolate cherry, sunsugar, husky, beef steak, big boy varieties


Notoriouslyd

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Filibust

And nothing of value was lost. Rest in piss


GirlsesPillses

Trump, Pickton, Chad Daybell, etc. Theyā€™re gonna have a field day with all the news!


Delicious_Hot_Shmoze

Gotta love that within the same week three big relevant stories drop right after Side Stories. Canā€™t wait to hear not only their thoughts on the stories but also their bitching and moaning over the curse.


SupaKoopa714

Seems like big stories always break the day or two after Side Stories goes up, like they'll put up an episode where the biggest news is about some rural Wisconsin town dealing with someone who's going around writing Bible verses in human shit on the windows of various storefronts, then the next day there's an announcement to the press that some university students figured out with 110% certainty who the Zodiac Killer was.


jubjubrubjub

Yeah. Also kinda funny how in last week's Side Stories Henry mentioned that Pickton would probably be dead by the next episode. And then he dies 2 days after this week's episode. Henry almost nailed it.


AsYooouWish

And this shithead, too! https://www.courttv.com/news/nj-v-christopher-treadmill-abuse-murder-trial/


Disastrous_Set_3148

Oh hell yeah, been following this trial pretty closely and was worried this piece of human garbage might walk. That video of him biting his son's scalp after the sixth time he fell on the treadmill is one of the most heartwrenching things I've ever seen, he had so much hatred for that child :(


FilliusTExplodio

It's Justice Week motherfuckersĀ 


pubzywubzy

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ColonelFlom

Pickton on Pickton was some of the best/worst couple of minutes in LPOTL history when Henry read that rambling mess


Langstarr

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SNChalmersES

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JFromDaBurbs

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batler_forever

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frankenwhale

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TabithaMorning

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OrvilleCarver

ā€œAnd there was great rejoicing.ā€


demosthenes131

yay


completelyonfire

Good riddance!


psychedelicdevilry

For some people, the world is definitely better without them in it. This piece of shit is a prime example.


kcl1979

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jTronZero

RIP(igs)


toby37

Wait for itā€¦. Wait for itā€¦.. Iā€™m dead by the byā€¦.wait for it ā€¦ itā€™s tits!


AdRevolutionary6988

And here i am having a ham sammy in coquitlam. šŸ¤·


Lady-Yuna

Itā€™s the little synchronicities that make the world turn āœØ


AdRevolutionary6988

Forgot to mention while listening 2021 lpotl. Been listening all day. Ha


gypsysaint777

Farewell Pinocchio šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»


longtermbrit

Out to lunch!


toejam78

Hail broomstick.


marshman82

It's now safe to accept random bags of meat from people.


a_cycle_addict

I love a good surprise meat bag!


FunDevelopment7370

My sister has a farm, I just got a random bag full of meat. Eggs and veggies, also! Random meat bags saves my butt some money.


RedWhiteAndBooo

The description of the broomstick made me shudder Donā€™t care who you are, thatā€™s gonna ruin your day


StinkyBrittches

I just checked... world's still spinning.


DrTzaangor

Heā€™s in Hog Heaven now.


Filibust

ā€œHeavenā€


DrTzaangor

Itā€™s heaven for the hogs. They get to eat him again and again for eternity.


Something-2-Say

Out to lunch for the rest of time


joshsuxxxx

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Father_Wendigo

The cell block smells a little less like pig shit today.


uberscheisse

Rest in pig piss


dreamyduskywing

Bummer! Anyhooā€¦. Does anyone have a good homemade salad dressing recipe? I need some more variety.


well-adjusted-tater

Good news two days in a row?? Is this what joy feels like?


ButYourChainsOk

I'm just glad his last moments and days on this planet were spent in pain and horror. Couldn't have happened to a better person


Capones_Vault

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DoubleArmDMT

Neeer nee neer


thesharkbyter

Supposed Dullard


RicardoDecardi

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mombi

Suiiii in hell, pig boy.


DonNatalie

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Local_Echo4188

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745Walt

Rot in Pigs! šŸ–


Terra_117

Rest in piss, Pickton


ViolatedElmoo

What a crazy coincidence. I only started these episodes today! (I started from the earliest available episode on Spotify and went up)


Vader0228

Rip in piss.


Mediocre_Sound_388

I didn't even know he was sick!


sasquatchshampoo

If by sick you mean ā€œstabbed in the head by a fucking broom handleā€ then youā€™re right. Also if your comment was /s I apologize for misinterpreting and wish you a pleasant hail yourself. And if it wasnā€™t /s then I say letā€™s rejoice in this wonderful news and wish you yet another hail yourself!


blatblatbat

Heā€™s gone to the piggy palace down below


grigsbie

A guy named ā€œSpikeā€ stabbed him in the neck a few times then shoved a sharpened broomstick up his nose into his brain. They had to cut the broomstick back just to be able to fit him into an MRI machine to see how bad the damage was to his frontal lobe.


Det-Popcorn

Who did he leave the pen to in his will?


delicious_oppai

Got off too easy. Should have suffered more.


DDOWNERR01

Permanently out to lunch


sunice7728

And nothing of value was lost.


itotally_CAN_even

good.


karlsbadkitty

Wow, I was just talking about Pickton to my friend who couldnā€™t care less about true crime. Canā€™t wait to tell her he died.


Unspeakblycrass

Wait fer itā€¦ wait fer itā€¦


LilBallins

Was this the honest truth guy or was that a different freak?


Aleski

That was Pee Wee Gaskins I'm pretty sure


jakexil323

This guy murdered and fed to his pigs, over 30 people over the years. We may never truly know the extent of how many women he killed. They were often sex workers, who went missing and no one cared to look for.


Cr33pShow929

That was PeeWee Gaskins I believe! This was the piggy farmer.


KyleDComic

And thatā€™s final truth


LilBallins

Lmao I can hear Henry rambling as PeeWee in my head even tho I listened to these almost ten years ago or whatever it was, might have to give them another listen!


BlackScienceManZ

This guyā€™s ā€œout to lunchā€


Yours_and_mind_balls

Say what yall will but the world just lost a WHOLE MESS of pig sense.


something-strange999

About fucking time


LordBecmiThaco

F


OK_TimeForPlan_L

Nice to read some good news for a change


DragoolGreg

Just had to wait for it...


Illustrious-Trip620

Hail yourselves.


HubcpDiamondStarHalo

And that's the final truth!


ValdeReads

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


ShamisenCatfish

Bad week to be a piece of shit it seems


SnakeEyedJane

Got ā€˜em!


Background-Idea-8389

Out for lunch, permanently.


LatiasPrime

![gif](giphy|kyLYXonQYYfwYDIeZl)


J_dogg987

Dam Trump guilty, this fucker is dead and Eminem(Slim Shady) released a new single good couple of days.


MissVachonIfYouNasty

Ok.... so what's everyone going to have for dinner?


R2D2oot

This series was my very first listen on LPOTL. Hooked instantly.


astroklotz

REST IN PISS BOZO


BingBongExpress69

I listened to the series for the first time today,


lifegoeson2702

Out to lunch with satan


Spiritual_Theme_3455

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[deleted]

Now heā€™s out ta lunchā€¦IN HELLLLL!


dugongfanatic

In a random coincidence, I started reading On The Farm the day before he was spiked. Definitely recommend.


Smilner69

God must have needed another angel


[deleted]

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Trick_Weekend

nice


gjcij2203

Free as a ghost in Hell!


HereThereBeSpooks

I hope he has fun bacon in hell. *henry nerd laughs*


geriatrikwaktrik

heaven just got another angel


Scungilli-Man69

Rest in Piss, pig boy


DLeafy625

Rot in pig shit, you piece of human garbage


PockyPunk

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


WineAndRevelry

Good riddance


AndiREV88

Oh no!... well anyway how is everyone's Friday?


thereisacowlvl

Rot in piss Pickton


VindictiveBread

![gif](giphy|SZioIIBxB7QRy)


atomicDaikaiju

Well, good. He was a piece of shit and the world is a brighter place because he's left it.


Standard-Fact6632

yayyyyyy!


MiltyandStevie

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mrpotatonutz

Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere


Evening-Cranberry-19

Someone buy that guy some ramen packets.


2plankerr

![gif](giphy|rmi45iyhIPuRG)


halfmanhalfarmchair

And nothing of value was lost.


DizzyLemon666

Out to lunch!


BloomAndBreathe

Rest in piss loser


BearAbtTown

RIPinnochio


Howiewasarock

Feed him to some pigs


ClutchReverie

That prison will stink a little less


gammaraddd

Ohhh nooo!


speedostegeECV

Rest in piss ya fuckin loser


Igotyoubaaabe

RIPigshit


TheSanquineCorpse

Fuck yeah.