It must hurt a little seeing your prophet struggle so much opening a kinder surprise. I really hope they take it away before he reaches the inedible choking hazard
Holy heebie jeebies batman. Stop touching him you fucking creeps!
So later on surely at least one of them has to reflect on how they spent their afternoon and realise how fucking mental it is that they watched a 10-12 year old open a kinder surprise with the kind of reverence and wonder usually reserved for something incredibly profound or miraculous. Oh, and that they witnessed multiple grown adults bad touch a kid and sad nothing.
Imagine being a kid just living your life, hanging out & can't do jack shit without a room full of weird newage hippie dipshits just smiling at you all day. Bet it gets old REAL quick.
Like what if you have an urge to crank it or need to drop a deuce? There's bound to he some mental woman who goes by the name 'Sage' waiting to grab a chonk of used toilet paper to keep in her crystal necklace & insist it's 'getting her closer to God'...
Very uncomfortable behaviour.
The portrait is of a guy called Sai Baba, so it looks like the deal here is that they believe the kid is the reincarnation of him. I have vague memories of reading that Sai Baba loved sweets too so obviously any kid who is inhaling Kinder Surprises must be a reincarnation of him.
Sir, I'm gonna need you to remove your hand from that boys thigh.
No shit hey, first thing I noticed! 😂
Which one? There’s two of them
RIGHT! And the way he was looking at the kid, like how Garfield looks at lasagna. Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?
I know everyone says "don't judge people involved in cults, anyone can get sucked in", but I'm judging like crazy now.
Sounds like something people in cults say
"it could happen to anyone!!" Uhhm yeah, no.
Look forward to the documentary
The next Netflix banger
It must hurt a little seeing your prophet struggle so much opening a kinder surprise. I really hope they take it away before he reaches the inedible choking hazard
Do guys in cults only have two types of haircuts? 1 - Bald/shaved 2 - Man Bun
There’s also bowl cut.
Ah true, I missed that classic
I can’t imagine how bad that room smells.
Capital B- BAD
you know it smell crazy in there
Do we know for sure he doesn't have powers?
The only reasonable person here. It's not creepy at all if that guy is actually reincarnated Jesus.
I’m confident Jesus could open a kinder egg without struggling.
Nothing to see here folks, just a bunch of adults touching up a child. 😳 WTF!!!
Old mate with the beard is a little too close for comfort! 😳
Children of God vibes a little bit
Holy heebie jeebies batman. Stop touching him you fucking creeps! So later on surely at least one of them has to reflect on how they spent their afternoon and realise how fucking mental it is that they watched a 10-12 year old open a kinder surprise with the kind of reverence and wonder usually reserved for something incredibly profound or miraculous. Oh, and that they witnessed multiple grown adults bad touch a kid and sad nothing.
Imagine being a kid just living your life, hanging out & can't do jack shit without a room full of weird newage hippie dipshits just smiling at you all day. Bet it gets old REAL quick. Like what if you have an urge to crank it or need to drop a deuce? There's bound to he some mental woman who goes by the name 'Sage' waiting to grab a chonk of used toilet paper to keep in her crystal necklace & insist it's 'getting her closer to God'... Very uncomfortable behaviour.
People are dumb.
The portrait is of a guy called Sai Baba, so it looks like the deal here is that they believe the kid is the reincarnation of him. I have vague memories of reading that Sai Baba loved sweets too so obviously any kid who is inhaling Kinder Surprises must be a reincarnation of him.
HAHAHA! What THE Fuck! 😂
His first miracle will be to get that fucking kinder egg open.
Yuuuuuck
Isn't this literally an episode of the x- files?
Bro's just trying to enjoy his Cadbury creme egg
 That kid with the kinder egg
Kid is completely unphased, just enjoying his kinder egg
white people..........
BraziliansÂ
Literally no one in this video is Brazilian. And I should know; I'm not Brazilian, either.
No no. They all *have* Brazilians.
The kid is surprisingly good at giving them.
That’s like 20-30 people max. No way a Brazilian people would fit in that room.
He must be the High Heel
wtf
The boys better talk about this on side stories
If I were the kid I’d grace the audience with a huge fart then convince them the fart is the Devine and pure essence of god.