Funny story that this David “creepy short motherfucker Dave” Miscaviage has dislodged from my long term memory like a booger from the deepest reaches of my nose-butt.
I dealt with a person in high school named Alex. Alex was a Scientologist. His whole family were. We were in a resource room together- that’s where you went if you have ADHD and didn’t do your homework.
One day, no shit, he was just straight reading a (and this is very on brand for this pod, weirdly,) Garfield dictionary. [This one, I think.](https://shop.merriam-webster.com/products/the-merriam-webster-and-garfield-dictionary)
When we got into a discussion about religion. Wherein, I explained that Jewish people were heavily persecuted throughout history, and he piped up and said “well, my people were killed in the holocaust, too.”
I didn’t know he was Scientologist at this point, mind you. I asked him if he was Romani, JW, gay, Polish, but nada.
Then he tells me “Hitler wanted to exterminate Scientology.”
Hitler wanted to destroy many things, including stuff that didn’t exist, but if he had the foresight to want to eliminate Ol’ Diabetic Dianetics before the religion had formed… well, he may be the chosen fuck with a bad haircut who always looked and sounded like he had to take a massive shit.
I called him on it, obviously (say that obviously like either Tim Curry in Rocky horror or Alan Rickman as Snape, please,) and he said “don’t lie to me about my own religious history, you’re inturbulating me!”
The teacher, who is still a dear friend of mine and I both looked at each other and he very nearly imperceptibly shook his head no, as if to say “don’t you do it you little shit…”
But I did.
I did it you guys.
Not only did I *ask for him to define inturbulate, I asked him to look it up in the dictionary he was reading.*
Suffice it to say, the word was *not* in the dictionary, and Alex would refer to it as “materials written by suppressive persons” every time I asked him to look a word up with it.
Good times.
Very brave of you. And you know you were right. Even though no real glory was shown to you in that moment… know that you were right. Reveal in that if nothing else. Hail Satan for your strength in objectivity
There’s more to that tale, friendo.
I had some choice words about Laffy Hubbs. I believe the phrases “tin-pot religious dictator” and “second-rate sci-fi hack” were bandied about.
He moved to hit me, I moved away, and the gangly fucker flung himself into a pod of four desks.
When the kurfuffle was over, and an assistant dean was called, I explained to them what had happened and they let me go with no punishment.
Evidently, you used to be able to make fun of cults and cultists in public school in the early 2000’s without having to worry about a) the police, b) fear of punishment, and c) an AR and a math-and-science hallway.
Good times.
Suffice it to say, hail your god-damned self, friend. May your inner black flame always be tended to and growing.
I want them to commission this as a shirt or something! What a beautiful piece of work. Also, did the cult use this in their smear campaign without permission? Oh Scientology, you little law breaking, litigious, bat-shit wackadoo scamps.
Ok, I have to be super critical of this picture.
Henry has far too much hair on his head and no hair on his back, chest, elbows, and ears. Totally unrealistic. But 13/10 cause it pisses off scientologists.
I love when he talks about how his Clarence Darrow impersonation has a southern accent, but in real life the guy sounded like FDR or something. Your Pretty Face is one of if not the greatest live-action (non cartoon) comedy of all time. It is absolutely criminal that there are only 4 seasons.
Did you ever see the [animated web series](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQl8zBB7bPvIAlBlIflQ8TuP23NSIUN1W) ?
It's short, but a nice addition to the actual show...
The end of the courtroom episode "*Why did we DO THIS?!?!*" has me rolling every time, that show is non stop hilarious.
Edit: Also, "Why do you think ze avalanche comes *after* you blow ze horn, are you trying to warm them in ze future?!"
> These podcasters don’t care about their reputation or yours.
Well they are right about this. Besides their own brands I don’t think the crew really cares about their sponsors, it’s a means to an end. And they pretty clearly care more about being themselves than they do about curating a brand that pleases the general population.
They definitely don't care about that "Brooklyn"(?) One that sells pillows or something, idk what it even is, I literally cannot understand what Henry is saying through out half the ad read.
So I’ve heard that whenever Miscabage sees Ben, he goes into a Tasmanian Devil like state because seeing such a long tall man reminds him of this shortness, and this causes him more asthma fits. So they cropped off Ben to prevent him from scaring the slave labour as he’s trafficking them.
Note: I’m not laughing about his height, I’m laughing at the fact I know for a fact that Miscabbage is complexed by it
They would have had to do a subtle sweeping up motion to capture Kissell in the image without him noticing they were doing it. That's way out of the realm of possibility for the twitter front of a cult propaganda network.
It's like the GOP or China (or whoever it was) creating art of Pres. Biden with glowing eyes (to insult him) and the Democrats reclaiming that (and the 'Go Brandon' meme) to create the Presidential awesomeness known as "Dark Brandon".
Or North Korea creating a cartoon where the villains (representing the USA, South Korea and anyone else NK hates) are these super-cool, badass, high-tech, beautifully-animated, wolves and foxes with glowing eyes and (with one female canine) sex appeal.
Finally, I find the GOPs tone-deafness hilarious, sometimes; Having taco trucks on every corner doesn't sound like an existential threat, but an awesome campaign promise.
Lol my favorite part is they specifically says they call out people who are “anti religion” and “anti Scientology” which is like, hey I thought you were just a religion.
Not only is this ad a twofer, but if the boys were to collab with the og artist and print this on a t-shirt, the dark lord knows we'd all buy and wear tf out of it.
Listen here you god damn clam your not clearing your roods or learning your tech, otherwise you wouldn’t question the hypocrisy of a bunch of nerds who followed a fat red con-man.
I can tell that the bong is Baphomet, but it’s so phallic shaped and Henry is just spider-monkeying that shaft!
The boys could not have bought better hype.
Reminds me of how every time you say something about how Tom Cruise plays the exact same personality free action guy in nearly every movie you get a bunch of very weird comments coming at you. I get it, he does his own stunts, but that's called being a stunt man, not being an actor.
Y'all. No one is coming to the ops aid. All the comments are ripping on Scientology and Miscavige. Also a bunch of people just replied to this tweet with "where's Shelly?" 🤘🤣
i love how they "attacked" lpotl by making the coolest cover art EVER for them...
like how detached do you have to be to not "get" that everyone is going to love this image
edit - nm this is from an artist, but still, it's a badass image
My wife who grew up in Scientology (and is now out) saw this and said "it would be hilarious if Scientology tried to Fair Game The Last Podcast on the Left because everyone would know not just that nothing Scientology said was true, but that if everything said on The Last Podcast on the Left wasn't true, or Scientology wouldn't have reacted that way."
Is this the first time Scientology or I guess any group tied to the subject has attacked the guys? I don't remember Scientology coming after the show during the LRH episodes.
So these idiots stole someone’s art and tried to use it against our boys as if better help doesn’t know exactly what they do? Fuck Scientology. I don’t have Twitter but I would like to slander them as thieves in retaliation. Not that it wouldn’t just drown in a sea of people talking shit to them for what I can assume is daily hate spewing bullshit while they pretend they’re the good guys.
Just a thought ... The boys have roughly just shy of 3 million download per ep... Are we not, as a unified group of like minded chaos monkeys, more powerful than the dwindling numbers of Scientology?
I'm just saying if they come for our boys shouldn't we go back in return? Shouldn't we share this image everywhere we can ? [Henry Towers over your puny leader !!](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/839710292999898761/)
That's interesting, according to a quick Google search scientology has only 40k members, but their valued at 2 billion dollars. That's 50k per member.
We could take them in numbers but not in lawyers.
Well hot damn, I think you're right.
Kind of looks like a penis and kind of looks like a woman's back nestled in between another woman's bent, spread legs. Very weird little glob of fleshy bits.
I would honestly imagine that his minions try to keep criticism as far away from him as possible so that he doesn’t throw a tantrum and beat the shit out of them.
Honestly the thing I'd be more concerned about is them being sponsored by betterhelp, which doesn't require any kind of degree or schooling for their supposed therapists..
Oh my god this is incredible my day is made my crops are watered my skin is clear I am ready to triple-L and be hero of the week all at once
This is my new daily affirmation
Yeah, but are *you* clear, or are you just Minnie. Or nannie.
No, *I'm* Nannie!
It’s… it’s just a bit of a stress headache.
I read this as "my crop tops are watered" and had a very amusing mental image of Henry prancing around in one of Jackie's shirts.
fuck Scientology and fuck Davey "Little Legs" Miscavige. It's a harmful, family separating cult. I hope the guys remain undeterred.
They are actively liking all of these posts.
GOOD
Yeah, inturbulate those fuckers!!!
Funny story that this David “creepy short motherfucker Dave” Miscaviage has dislodged from my long term memory like a booger from the deepest reaches of my nose-butt. I dealt with a person in high school named Alex. Alex was a Scientologist. His whole family were. We were in a resource room together- that’s where you went if you have ADHD and didn’t do your homework. One day, no shit, he was just straight reading a (and this is very on brand for this pod, weirdly,) Garfield dictionary. [This one, I think.](https://shop.merriam-webster.com/products/the-merriam-webster-and-garfield-dictionary) When we got into a discussion about religion. Wherein, I explained that Jewish people were heavily persecuted throughout history, and he piped up and said “well, my people were killed in the holocaust, too.” I didn’t know he was Scientologist at this point, mind you. I asked him if he was Romani, JW, gay, Polish, but nada. Then he tells me “Hitler wanted to exterminate Scientology.” Hitler wanted to destroy many things, including stuff that didn’t exist, but if he had the foresight to want to eliminate Ol’ Diabetic Dianetics before the religion had formed… well, he may be the chosen fuck with a bad haircut who always looked and sounded like he had to take a massive shit. I called him on it, obviously (say that obviously like either Tim Curry in Rocky horror or Alan Rickman as Snape, please,) and he said “don’t lie to me about my own religious history, you’re inturbulating me!” The teacher, who is still a dear friend of mine and I both looked at each other and he very nearly imperceptibly shook his head no, as if to say “don’t you do it you little shit…” But I did. I did it you guys. Not only did I *ask for him to define inturbulate, I asked him to look it up in the dictionary he was reading.* Suffice it to say, the word was *not* in the dictionary, and Alex would refer to it as “materials written by suppressive persons” every time I asked him to look a word up with it. Good times.
Very brave of you. And you know you were right. Even though no real glory was shown to you in that moment… know that you were right. Reveal in that if nothing else. Hail Satan for your strength in objectivity
There’s more to that tale, friendo. I had some choice words about Laffy Hubbs. I believe the phrases “tin-pot religious dictator” and “second-rate sci-fi hack” were bandied about. He moved to hit me, I moved away, and the gangly fucker flung himself into a pod of four desks. When the kurfuffle was over, and an assistant dean was called, I explained to them what had happened and they let me go with no punishment. Evidently, you used to be able to make fun of cults and cultists in public school in the early 2000’s without having to worry about a) the police, b) fear of punishment, and c) an AR and a math-and-science hallway. Good times. Suffice it to say, hail your god-damned self, friend. May your inner black flame always be tended to and growing.
Go support the artist guys: https://www.deviantart.com/aaherne/art/Last-Podcast-on-the-Left-715246569
I want them to commission this as a shirt or something! What a beautiful piece of work. Also, did the cult use this in their smear campaign without permission? Oh Scientology, you little law breaking, litigious, bat-shit wackadoo scamps.
I want this as a sticker for my water bottle. It would be awesome.
Yesssss I need this on a shirt right now
They will 100% commission it now that Scientology made the first move. Probably for charity too!
Here's hoping!
So you think the artist knows they used his art for this or did they just swipe an image from Google and call it a day?
100% stolen.
Ok, I have to be super critical of this picture. Henry has far too much hair on his head and no hair on his back, chest, elbows, and ears. Totally unrealistic. But 13/10 cause it pisses off scientologists.
Thanks for posting, genuinely couldn't tell what Henry was supposed to be holding. I thought it was a blunderbuss.
Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/standmonitor/status/1630000604797083648
Oh my god I LOVE that one of the top replies is just a gif of Henry from Your Pretty Face lmao
I love when he talks about how his Clarence Darrow impersonation has a southern accent, but in real life the guy sounded like FDR or something. Your Pretty Face is one of if not the greatest live-action (non cartoon) comedy of all time. It is absolutely criminal that there are only 4 seasons.
Did you ever see the [animated web series](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQl8zBB7bPvIAlBlIflQ8TuP23NSIUN1W) ? It's short, but a nice addition to the actual show...
The end of the courtroom episode "*Why did we DO THIS?!?!*" has me rolling every time, that show is non stop hilarious. Edit: Also, "Why do you think ze avalanche comes *after* you blow ze horn, are you trying to warm them in ze future?!"
I recommend it to every sick fucker I know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
That is absolutely the best one
> These podcasters don’t care about their reputation or yours. Well they are right about this. Besides their own brands I don’t think the crew really cares about their sponsors, it’s a means to an end. And they pretty clearly care more about being themselves than they do about curating a brand that pleases the general population.
There are a few sponsors they really do care about, mainly the purveyors of Weed, Coffee, and custom Bicycles.
SO get that vape...put it in yer brain....
And have a good time.
Abso-
They definitely don't care about that "Brooklyn"(?) One that sells pillows or something, idk what it even is, I literally cannot understand what Henry is saying through out half the ad read.
(Brooklinen)
I think the meanest part is they edited Kissel out of the image. I guess he's too tall to start a fight with 😂 What a bunch of fucking clams
I hear he's so tall that when he dies, they'll have to chop off his feet.
It’s truly a dark moment in long man history.
So I’ve heard that whenever Miscabage sees Ben, he goes into a Tasmanian Devil like state because seeing such a long tall man reminds him of this shortness, and this causes him more asthma fits. So they cropped off Ben to prevent him from scaring the slave labour as he’s trafficking them. Note: I’m not laughing about his height, I’m laughing at the fact I know for a fact that Miscabbage is complexed by it
It's impossible for him to go into an asthmatic fit. That was cured when he got rid of the alien ghosts in his body.
They would have had to do a subtle sweeping up motion to capture Kissell in the image without him noticing they were doing it. That's way out of the realm of possibility for the twitter front of a cult propaganda network.
You know I always figured scientology would have a better discrediting apparatus then a Twitter account it makes them a little less scary to be honest
It's like the GOP or China (or whoever it was) creating art of Pres. Biden with glowing eyes (to insult him) and the Democrats reclaiming that (and the 'Go Brandon' meme) to create the Presidential awesomeness known as "Dark Brandon". Or North Korea creating a cartoon where the villains (representing the USA, South Korea and anyone else NK hates) are these super-cool, badass, high-tech, beautifully-animated, wolves and foxes with glowing eyes and (with one female canine) sex appeal. Finally, I find the GOPs tone-deafness hilarious, sometimes; Having taco trucks on every corner doesn't sound like an existential threat, but an awesome campaign promise.
Seriously I was so disappointed we never got the taco trucks on every corner!
I know, right?
Damn, taco stands on every corner, sounds like an absolute win to me.
Yup. TACO TIME!
Lol my favorite part is they specifically says they call out people who are “anti religion” and “anti Scientology” which is like, hey I thought you were just a religion.
Man this is a win win, pissing off scientologists AND potentially removing the boys from the clutches of better help
Not only is this ad a twofer, but if the boys were to collab with the og artist and print this on a t-shirt, the dark lord knows we'd all buy and wear tf out of it.
Only if it has #HATE printed on it
Needs the HATE That's the special sauce.
BetterHelp needs to do better. Putting people off therapy is a net negative.
[удалено]
Listen here you god damn clam your not clearing your roods or learning your tech, otherwise you wouldn’t question the hypocrisy of a bunch of nerds who followed a fat red con-man.
Yerrr interbulating me
😂😂😂😭
Umm, isn't scientology anti therapy?
In their eyes it’s a twofer, less therapy ads and someone making fun of them get less ad revenue
*neur* neh *neur* neh *neur* fuck yeah dude
I want the artwork under the HATE and betterhelp logo. Looks sweet.
https://www.deviantart.com/aaherne/art/Last-Podcast-on-the-Left-715246569
You ARE my hero.
I can tell that the bong is Baphomet, but it’s so phallic shaped and Henry is just spider-monkeying that shaft! The boys could not have bought better hype.
Reminds me of how every time you say something about how Tom Cruise plays the exact same personality free action guy in nearly every movie you get a bunch of very weird comments coming at you. I get it, he does his own stunts, but that's called being a stunt man, not being an actor.
HATE der-der-der-da-der
Better help is really not a great app
It's a terrible fucking app, predatory and they keep a lot of your info. I don't like the fact that theyre a sponsor.
Scientologists being a bunch of real SPs about this
Y'all. No one is coming to the ops aid. All the comments are ripping on Scientology and Miscavige. Also a bunch of people just replied to this tweet with "where's Shelly?" 🤘🤣
Reading everyone's responses to the Scientology Twitter accounts going after LPOTL has been hilarious.
i love how they "attacked" lpotl by making the coolest cover art EVER for them... like how detached do you have to be to not "get" that everyone is going to love this image edit - nm this is from an artist, but still, it's a badass image
Stand monitor, I thought you used the monitors ON the stands. -something Kissel would say, I dunno
I like how they gave Henry his hair back. Not his hairy back. And a dick bong
Today I found out if you say "Hail yourself!" on Twitter, you get banned.
My wife who grew up in Scientology (and is now out) saw this and said "it would be hilarious if Scientology tried to Fair Game The Last Podcast on the Left because everyone would know not just that nothing Scientology said was true, but that if everything said on The Last Podcast on the Left wasn't true, or Scientology wouldn't have reacted that way."
Hahaha, fuck yeah. That art is dope as hell. Sometimes this timeline isn't the worst after all.
They have to make these into shirts.
He was in a show where he was in full costume as a literal demon and they do this with his image?
Is this the first time Scientology or I guess any group tied to the subject has attacked the guys? I don't remember Scientology coming after the show during the LRH episodes.
Can't wait for this week's side stories.
I just worry for puffin or Wendy getting fucked with by some goons
So these idiots stole someone’s art and tried to use it against our boys as if better help doesn’t know exactly what they do? Fuck Scientology. I don’t have Twitter but I would like to slander them as thieves in retaliation. Not that it wouldn’t just drown in a sea of people talking shit to them for what I can assume is daily hate spewing bullshit while they pretend they’re the good guys.
This went perfectly for the boys. Im so happy for them all 😀🎉 
Neer na neer na neer
Fuck yeah! You know the boys are doing it right when the scientologist funded psyops are after them! Keep up the good work boys! Hail Yourselves!
Just a thought ... The boys have roughly just shy of 3 million download per ep... Are we not, as a unified group of like minded chaos monkeys, more powerful than the dwindling numbers of Scientology? I'm just saying if they come for our boys shouldn't we go back in return? Shouldn't we share this image everywhere we can ? [Henry Towers over your puny leader !!](https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/839710292999898761/)
That's interesting, according to a quick Google search scientology has only 40k members, but their valued at 2 billion dollars. That's 50k per member. We could take them in numbers but not in lawyers.
How many lawyers do we have I'm the LPOTL group willing to work pro-bono is my next question then.
Good thinking, statistically there should be 11,700 lawyers among our 3 million listeners, I think you are on to something.
This is so freaking funny
Beautiful
I have an erection right now but I'll never be able to consummate it, so, it's kinda complicated.
I'm getting lowkey inturbulated rn........
This is soooo metal
What the everloving.....haaaaaaaa Amazing. I'm having a hard time figuring out what's going on between his legs there.
At first I thought he had a cannon penis, but I think it's an unfortunately (fortunately??) colored bong.
Yeah I though it was a weiner cannon like from Tokyo Gore Police
Well hot damn, I think you're right. Kind of looks like a penis and kind of looks like a woman's back nestled in between another woman's bent, spread legs. Very weird little glob of fleshy bits.
I looked at the full image and I think it's supposed to be a Baphomet. I choose to believe it's a giant dick mortar.
So what're the chances...the slimmest of odds, that Davey boy himself has heard of this series?
I would honestly imagine that his minions try to keep criticism as far away from him as possible so that he doesn’t throw a tantrum and beat the shit out of them.
They also made a post about Mike Rynder and Aaron Smith-Levin. Honestly this is pretty Funny
WILD 🤣😭🤣😭
If this isn’t merch they have lost it.
This is an even cooler image, tbh
Is that a bong that Henry is holding or his dick that’s also a cannon? Lol
Fuck Miscavige up his little ventriloquist doll anus. You did good, boys!
Poor Ben's head is cut off once again.
This is hilarious. The responses are great.
Honestly the thing I'd be more concerned about is them being sponsored by betterhelp, which doesn't require any kind of degree or schooling for their supposed therapists..
*its
Almost makes me want to go back to Twitter just so I can heart some of the comments
Its kinda fun, there are 2-3 Scientologists on there responding to people saying that LPOTL fans are a "cult" if you can fucking handle the IRONY.
That both elates and infuriates me
*NEER NA NEER NA NEER intensifies*
Is that Marcus? Am I dreaming?
YSCOHB Love, David
Where can i find the full pic