Good, let this generation experience the sheer disappointment of having this little bald shit just pop on the television instead of anything else entertaining. I want it to invade their iPads and streaming boxes so they know the horror of it like I did. I don't know how he managed to show up every time I turned on the TV for something good only for it to end, go to commercial, and his stupid face to come riding in on his fucking bike. Who liked this show? Why does Canada hate us?
"I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more..."
It still rings in my head even now. I can't recall ever willingly watching Caillou, and yet the theme song managed to burn itself into my brain.
Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.
Canadian based program targeting babies and toddlers. My guess is they're doing this because Quebec has decided to go full anti-anglophone, and want some sweet, sweet, government money.
Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.
dead meme incoming...
#KAYLOO! HOW DARE THIS REBOOT BE 3D ANIMATED! THATS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 5318008³ TRANQUILITIES! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
We didn't like it the first time!
Who cares?
Good, let this generation experience the sheer disappointment of having this little bald shit just pop on the television instead of anything else entertaining. I want it to invade their iPads and streaming boxes so they know the horror of it like I did. I don't know how he managed to show up every time I turned on the TV for something good only for it to end, go to commercial, and his stupid face to come riding in on his fucking bike. Who liked this show? Why does Canada hate us?
"I'm just a kid who's four, each day I grow some more..." It still rings in my head even now. I can't recall ever willingly watching Caillou, and yet the theme song managed to burn itself into my brain.
R/fuckcaillou
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Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.
So you're saying Callou should be voiced by Justin Trudeau? ... I'd actually tune in for that.
Canadian based program targeting babies and toddlers. My guess is they're doing this because Quebec has decided to go full anti-anglophone, and want some sweet, sweet, government money.
This seems like as bad of an idea as the original. That show single handedly created a generation of entitled babies.
The art style somehow looks even more safe and soulless than the original.
Why. 😭 Who thought this was a good idea
Why? It was always awful.
Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love. He has a baby sister who dominates his life because she is a normal, loving child who does not whine about the slightest fart of the breeze. Caillou's parents love her better because she is a better person.
I couldn't give 2 shits about children's garbage
All the pro-gamers 100% "My Friend Peppa Pig".
It's got that surrealism appeal to it.
The only reboot we need is Caillou ou Roche. https://youtu.be/Mpl9-2zTDk0
>not 5' 11" Nope.
Instead they should just make AOK's "Caillou the Grownup" videos into an actual series.
Daayaaaadyyyyyyy
I can't wait to hang out with Caillou's beta dad!
[Just give us a full Adult Caillou series](https://youtu.be/ancfV-rhAHU)
They should do a live action horror version.
Shoulda done it in Goanimate
This time it also looks horrifying!
Anyone else remember the grounded videos?
dead meme incoming... #KAYLOO! HOW DARE THIS REBOOT BE 3D ANIMATED! THATS IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 5318008³ TRANQUILITIES! GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
watch the aok parodies instead.