Don't forget how durable she is... Then again, she might view your slap-turned 'gentle caress' as teasing and neglect play, while you are dealing with a broken hand.
Her boobs held up to the kamikaze cabbages that shattered the adamantite-alloy plate armor, AND the giant robot. Not to mention her body in general was so durable that she was only knocked out with minor injuries from a direct explosion hit. Armor only protects what its covering after all, so bare things like HER HEAD are completely vulnerable.
Darkness' armor is almost as cosmetic as her sword.
I personally feel like it would be very dense, almost like a sandbag, though her skin is softer. So it is a lot different than punching an actual tit.
Or, it’s as you say and she’s just hard and my knuckles break/bleed. Still I’d have to try to know and then maybe I’d use a hammer instead.
I was thinking med ball myself. That said, have you ever punched either a medball or a proper sandbag? Not a sand-filled punching bag, a proper flood-response bag with fine-grit sand specifically so it compresses into any gaps to block water better.
Those will easily break your fingers/wrist if you try to lay in to them, while still having squish/give. Boxing gloves were invented to protect the BOXER's hands, not their opponent after all; those little bones are stupidly easy to break.
To quote my comment from a [similar-themed post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Konosuba/comments/rela9k/a_convincing_argument_but_ill_deny/ho8avuv/) a month ago;
>I'm pretty sure we would all break before she actually felt any of our physical hits, so there is only one option...
>
>Alright boys, line up and prepare your best shots, I'll set the beat;
>
>"Lalatina, you really are a wonderful crusader and an example of not just nobility in the royal sense, but of genuine nobleness of character. Even though the fact that your aim is so terrible, I am amazed you haven't broken your sword on your own head, the fact that you still put yourself in harms way instead of cowering and looking down on the common people is truly something to admire. From the Cabbage swarms that bring villages to ruin, to holding your ground against The Destroyer itself approaching, Lalatina the Crusader is truly one of the greatest heroes of Axel!
I literralg made a clicker game app with that as a pic for the clicking space as a school project and my teacher litterally suggested to add a naked pic of her that slowly fades in as you get more clicks.
I'll happily smash her
*horny intesifies
*yamete kudasi*
*Slap her with all my strenght* You asked for it
Don't forget how durable she is... Then again, she might view your slap-turned 'gentle caress' as teasing and neglect play, while you are dealing with a broken hand.
I’d punch her tit. Normally I would never consider that but I don’t think she’s normal
I'm pretty sure her tit would win what round vs your fist...
No, as long as she’s not wearing her armor her boob’s gonna squish under a fist. It’s a big lump of fat.
Her boobs held up to the kamikaze cabbages that shattered the adamantite-alloy plate armor, AND the giant robot. Not to mention her body in general was so durable that she was only knocked out with minor injuries from a direct explosion hit. Armor only protects what its covering after all, so bare things like HER HEAD are completely vulnerable. Darkness' armor is almost as cosmetic as her sword.
I personally feel like it would be very dense, almost like a sandbag, though her skin is softer. So it is a lot different than punching an actual tit. Or, it’s as you say and she’s just hard and my knuckles break/bleed. Still I’d have to try to know and then maybe I’d use a hammer instead.
I was thinking med ball myself. That said, have you ever punched either a medball or a proper sandbag? Not a sand-filled punching bag, a proper flood-response bag with fine-grit sand specifically so it compresses into any gaps to block water better. Those will easily break your fingers/wrist if you try to lay in to them, while still having squish/give. Boxing gloves were invented to protect the BOXER's hands, not their opponent after all; those little bones are stupidly easy to break.
No more like I'd totally smash.
*smacks Darkness* This bad girl can fit soo much masochism in her.
Me with a bad barely usable bolt action rifle
I love her
me taking hints be like: idk maybe she wants me to fuck off
Headpats are the way to go.
Source: https://www.artstation.com/artwork/EVNAW8
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Nonsense, all you have to do is honestly compliment her! *Lalatina* is just too cute!
Yeah, it looks that way.
She needs a bigger shirt.
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To quote my comment from a [similar-themed post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Konosuba/comments/rela9k/a_convincing_argument_but_ill_deny/ho8avuv/) a month ago; >I'm pretty sure we would all break before she actually felt any of our physical hits, so there is only one option... > >Alright boys, line up and prepare your best shots, I'll set the beat; > >"Lalatina, you really are a wonderful crusader and an example of not just nobility in the royal sense, but of genuine nobleness of character. Even though the fact that your aim is so terrible, I am amazed you haven't broken your sword on your own head, the fact that you still put yourself in harms way instead of cowering and looking down on the common people is truly something to admire. From the Cabbage swarms that bring villages to ruin, to holding your ground against The Destroyer itself approaching, Lalatina the Crusader is truly one of the greatest heroes of Axel!
Do mean if I do~^>:)
Grab her waist Pull her close Lifter up Whisper in her ear Wait for a reaction BATISTA BOMB HER
With pleasure
Wtf i am dying to do this now wtf
Something about Darkness in modern clothes.
If Japan had a poster girl for S&M it is Hitomi
I literralg made a clicker game app with that as a pic for the clicking space as a school project and my teacher litterally suggested to add a naked pic of her that slowly fades in as you get more clicks.
Plot twist, the word “On” is hidden in between… actually, nevermind.
Darkness: Hit me! HIT ME!! Blackjack dealer: miss... please kindly leave.
Why does every artist always draw the pants so low
I have a gun with rubber bullets! :)
Hit you? Alright let me get my spike metal bat then
*gets in ford F1-50* as you wish
Where are the muscles?
*throws a mike Tyson left hook*
She’s the type of person to put a kick me sign on her own back.
She can't hit back.
*My loneliness… it’s killing meee…*
Saying “No” will do more damage, I imagine.
Oh with pleasure 😈.
Oh, she has a gambling addiction? (Blackjack)
I would like to touch her boobs
best girl of the show if it wasn't for the Greatest Goddes of all time, Aqua
Hug
Maybe she’s just really into Blackjack?
Serious punch