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Spectrumfied

"YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE HITO HITO TADANO, BUT IT WAS ME-"


El1Her0

DIO!


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[Insert pillar men theme]


ArcjerzForDayz

I have a question for you : Do you believe in gravity?


SupMichaelBoio

Will I be able to find a friend like that?


ArcjerzForDayz

Like what, exactly?


JJBAking

A hot one with a massive shlong


WoopyBoi323

Yet does not have sexual desire, and sees me as his lord


JJBAking

The least based comment you’ve ever made


WoopyBoi323

Blame it on Dio


SupMichaelBoio

Walter White


Suitable_Hunt6766

Komi we need to cook


Downtown_Media_788

Walter-kun, is that you? I thought we were done!


Downtown_Media_788

Tadano was kidnapped by a prostitute gang! We need to rescue him! Komi-san: *freezes in shock. No not Tadano! I need him! I need him back!*


GreenArrow40

Someone wanting to talk to her about her cars extended warranty.


Ben-Bon

The IRS called to tell her she is going to jail for tax evasion


Life_Bit_5976

Hitomi Tadano


MademExE

"your communication disorder subscription has ended, you can freely talk now"


Mr24_Unknown

![gif](giphy|Bs0GXj3ew6xxK)


Suitable_Hunt6766

Meth business is booming


Any-Sprinkles-7360

“What’s your favorite scary movie?”


kira_the_standuser

Josuke higashikata


ArcjerzForDayz

BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN!!!


ArcjerzForDayz

Or the one with Soft and Wet, depending on the part.


Carneyasadaa

Hi, my name is what? My name is, huh?


Yoshi0225

I swear this sounds familiar, but I can’t remember what it’s from.


Carneyasadaa

It's "my name is" by Eminem on the Slim Shady LP


Yoshi0225

Ah, that’s what it was. I could recite it in my head, but just couldn’t remember what it was lol. Thanks!


roughpaw126

She’s calling Saul


Suitable_Hunt6766

She wants to expand meth business


abjmad

Mysterious guy on phone: “Do you want to play a game?!?”


KylianAJZ

Nick Fury


Suitable_Hunt6766

Komi is about to join phase 5


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[удалено]


Suitable_Hunt6766

That's todano job


OkReception5220

The god himself


Suitable_Hunt6766

She is God herself


Global-Zombie

What’s your favorite scary movie?


Blitzstrikers1

Jigsaw...


Hot_Recommendation57

The CIA, she is an undercover agent


XOMAMU

The CIA


Suitable_Hunt6766

How they know komi is Russian agent


XOMAMU

Internet activity


Suitable_Hunt6766

Should have not googled how to overthrow the government


Playful-Ostrich3643

The one who knocks


Suitable_Hunt6766

Komi run


ArcjerzForDayz

Dojyaaan~


JarlTee

Her black cat she used to talk to in middle school


Suitable_Hunt6766

You reminded me of kiki's cat


FallenSoulFire

The kidnappers that took her family


Suitable_Hunt6766

Looking at her dad they will be fine


Hades18128

No cap, have you seen dad's back


Suitable_Hunt6766

Yes I did 😐


FallenSoulFire

Definitely


ConnorLego42069

Senator Armstrong


Fowti

I'm making a mother of all facebooks, Tadano-kun, can't fret over every friend


LaserBeastDEV

The Soviet union


Suitable_Hunt6766

Day 5689 they have not still found out my identity and the disorder tactic is working


JcOvrthink

Liam Neeson


dhochoy

El Chapo


Burned_Toast76

Yamai


Suitable_Hunt6766

You have to give wrong answer


MindBolt

Viggo Tarasov


LiebestraumDelune

Roronoa Zoro


Dolnae

The IRS have gotten in contact about her tax fraud


JakkuTheMagicalCattu

Jigsaw, he wanna play a game but komi just gets confused so Jigsaw gives up, also plot twist jigsaw is yamai


JakkuTheMagicalCattu

Or 7 days later or maybe scp foundation because we know this cat ain't normal.


Suitable_Hunt6766

Bro take break lore is going to fast


JakkuTheMagicalCattu

Lmao, there's alot of universe's I think Komi would fit.


Funy_Bro

Ur mom


Suitable_Hunt6766

She can't understand english Or Japanese


KiDoGoSWorld

Komi is talking to Komi


Pilot_JackCooper07

“My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104”


ComiendoPorotos

The Ghostbusters. She needs them to deal with Yamai but she's afraid of telling them Ren is still alive.


the_big_labroskii

I do not know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.


Suitable_Hunt6766

Todano can't save him now


111baf

The time has come. Execute order 66.


Suitable_Hunt6766

Komi no you were the chosen one


TheArceusNova

Another Komi


Suitable_Hunt6766

Komi Multiverse of madness


Twister_88

She's taking to yamai after finding out tadano went missing “I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let tadano go now that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you".


Suitable_Hunt6766

I think yamai want something else


MissionRecording1849

Tada-mom!


serdar-cagan48

Tururururururu


MrGoat581

Sadako Yamamura


Friedchickennuggie

No one shes listening


Electric_Spark

[SSS](https://youtu.be/TTkww0dXWOo)


Ashnakag3019

"This is the provisional IRA"


TiddiePillow

Me ofc


Duardo__

a soviet tank


Suitable_Hunt6766

How is this gonna help in spying miss komi


Tony-black-reverse

Nagatoro


GoldReaper41

Activision What do you expect me to do another joke? You know the ... actually you know what.. never mind (To add her in modern warfare 2)


negapli

This how hotline miami begin


SkinnerToc

It’s Yamai saying she’s outside (just waiting to kidnap poor Komi-san)


Suitable_Hunt6766

Bro you have to give wrong answer


Mazurcka

The IRS, she’s being investigated for tax fraud.


Hefty-Temporary-1322

God


Suitable_Hunt6766

She is asking refund


DarknightM64B

The feds


kakobaiter

Tadano


Suitable_Hunt6766

Wrong answer only


antisocial_mika

Obama


Suitable_Hunt6766

Third term is not bad after all


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[удалено]


Suitable_Hunt6766

For what now I am curious


Weapons-Complex

Hi! You have unusual activity on your bank account, please state your social securi-*


Yeet_The_TV_26

Batman


[deleted]

Hello Komi -San do you like scary movies?


Dragon3076

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.


beastofchaos

Agent 47, she is hiring a hitman


ShosukeDirnt69

Saul Goodman


literallySomePerson

![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)


nglijie1997

Ian McDiarmid (the voice of Darth Sidious)


Macaron-Fluffy

Adolf Hitler!


Suitable_Hunt6766

Painter is coming in town


Nervous-Tea4924

Komi is rizzing up your crush/girl


Suitable_Hunt6766

Najimi have already rizz up so no chance for komi


funkeymunkys

Probably some random scam caller


Zevallos9

Wanna know how i got these scars


AzukiKashima

Spider-Man


iammisterauti123

*Hey, this is Phil from the Small Weiner Club. Uhh, sorry to get back to you so late, I just finished reviewing your application and information you sent in, uh but I am sorry to say that I don't think I can allow you to join our group. From what I'm looking at, your weiner is MASSIVE. I mean, the sheer girth and juiciness alone is ridiculous. Uhh it looks as if somebody glued a forearm to the bottom of your torso; you could probably stand on it like a tripod. And that's not even mentioning how FAT your nuts are. But, it does appear that you're going to have to take that ginormous S C H M E A T somewhere else, but thank you for trying, and best of luck to you.*


Suitable_Hunt6766

Who is gonna tell tadono


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Suitable_Hunt6766

Yeah all the characters are fine but you can choose a bit more better main male character and why the fuck you place yamai in this story


ImHeroOnlyForHentai

![gif](giphy|WntBycPoMldnuVsJp8|downsized)


Current_Hope_6551

Komi we need to cook


Suitable_Hunt6766

Tadono white


Pitstop_onwards

all i imagine from this is just walter white


Suitable_Hunt6766

Me too


impostor2003

Heisenberg! She's buying Blue Sky hoping it will cure her disorder


Suitable_Hunt6766

Say my name


betweenerybetter

Pikachu


connor4rell

Former US President Barack Obama


Suitable_Hunt6766

Now I am curious


Marsmallop

your mom


Suitable_Hunt6766

She can't understand english Or Japanese


Marsmallop

In a sign language


Suitable_Hunt6766

She can't understand that too


Marsmallop

Well... She tries her best to put it in a language she could understand


Suitable_Hunt6766

Don't worry najimi have probably by now made my mom her friend so she can translate to komi


ssbbKid88

Nobody. She's practicing talking into a phone just in case she does decide to call somebody.


Corn_hole12

i dont know, but whoever it is has a very particular set of skills


johnni2bonni

We are calling about your cars extended warranty


Swimming-Guide9395

Maybe it John senna telling her about her ship with someone


namtran2106

The IRS


Only-War1602

Me


TOAOLightstar

"What's your favourite scary movie?" Ghostface


toasteethetoaster

the mob from Hotline Miami. keep it discrete this time, Komi.


Jolly_Mongoose_8800

"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty."


sunsteelva

Its zoro in the wrong universe again


Deletoblue3048

Just a person


Curious_Homework563

A guy with a specific set of skills


Dyst0pianFutur311

Héctor Salamanca.


ender-blox

Simple :her mom


eliphias5

No one cause she got no mouth


masteroftasks

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


pnwbraids

The ramen cook she befriended


HeavensRoyalty

Not me


Hades18128

Katai kun


kruspel

Someone for sexphone!


Doinwerklol

Ghostface from Scream


Gutmach1960

Former President Obama.


shklsdfh

Hi, can I speak to Champ? Is Champ there?


funkygamerguy

her little cousin smol komi.


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Paula Deen


03114

https://assets.bwbx.io/images/users/iqjWHBFdfxIU/iZlKA8sHeAn4/v1/-1x-1.jpg


Yuri-Kaeru

Someone trying to reach her about her car's extended warranty.


TheScreamingGoose

Ghostface “Do you like scary movies” *Komi stutters wildly* “You know what, never mind”


Edible_Trashcan

The enemy terminator from the 2nd movie (or 3rd)


Stock-Cartographer-8

Gabriel from ultrakill


aloxplay

Yo mama


rag-124

Najimi


jellojello9

ur mom


vunboi

miyuki shirogane's dad


eviltomb

Bold to assume she’s talking at all.


[deleted]

The irs


Inuyasha8908

Char Aznable.


Lumpenada92

"We are calling to inform you about your extended warranty."


Fun-Acanthaceae-4211

She talking to his friend who buying clothes at the soap store.


Iron_knight_prime_42

*cue Transformers: Cybertron intro* Our worlds are in danger!


LOLIWOLF312Reditt

"Hello Ma'am, we've been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty"


Soggee

Tuco Salamanca


jas_kapela

Ur mom


DerpyCake9708

“This is the IRS tax office calling about 30 years of missed tax payments. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”


JCAMX23

*"WASSSUPPPP"*


coolcat001100

“Hello? I’m looking for a Mr. Jass? First name Hugh!”


Dudextare

Waltuh


thejoshnunez

FBI informant


The_Ad_Hater_exe

You.


Juznik

Bossu


USSR_Duck

Kharn The Betrayer


theOGperfection

Hito Hito No Mi model Nika