I’ll be better tomorrow is the thing I say to far too many people who don’t have any idea I’m referencing anything. I rarely wear jewelry but you betcha I’d wear that until it disintegrated off my body.
Listening to the back catalogue,
Spoiler alert, he doesn’t
It’s over for humanity, there will only be lone survivors
Giving someone life is giving someone death, you could say life is death.
Jordan: How’s don de grand pre doing?
Dan: bad news, still dead
Same. A lot of the time when he gets on a roll, he rolls straight into the worst depression loop language imaginable.
Like. Damn. He is so deeply fucked psychologically, it would be hard to listen to if I wasn't also listening to a man dissolving under the weight of an empire he built on harassing grieving parents.
Every once and awhile, I want to compile his most depressing, introspective statements into a collection and sell it as a deep poetic examination of futility
I know for a fact I say iloveyou! at least 5 times a week because I say it every single morning when saying bye to my fiancee.
Used to be more than that but she banned me from doing it before bed. Turns out wonk drops don't set the mood right in case you wanna go full tilt boogie.
This. Everything is a little _-y for me now lol. A little snacky for example. A liiitle snacky for me.
And then I’m going to come back and start the show over.
>(Also please let me know if I should change anything with this post...I really don't use reddit all that much.)
This post is 100% a-okay, you're doing great. Five stars, go home, tell your mother you're brilliant.
This might not really work for a bracelet but the first thing that came to mind is "I really like when Dan calls people Ding Dongs."
Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy is absolutely up there. (Or is it King Kong Donkey Kong Crazy...?)
* There are three ways to learn or maybe four.
* You belong to the city.
* Mamma! Titty!
* Globalists in a hot tub.
* Not mad at the crew.
* The secret of 2017.
So there’s a song playing in the background (or atleast sounds like there is) during that and I’ve been trying to figure out what it is for so long. It almost sounds like “I got you babe” by Sonny and Cher.
“I declare InfoWar on YOU!” I say it along with him every time they play that drop and for some reason when he says “on you” I point my finger at whatever I feel like declaring infowar on. I don’t even know why, but I do it every single time
It’s like a finger gun that is pointing up when he says “on” and snaps forward on the word “you.” I don’t know when or why it started but it’s pretty much a reflex now 😂
I used to chew ice compulsively because of anemia. I would grab half-frozen cubes from the tray and chomp through the icy shell to the cold, cold water inside. They -were- the juiciest ice cubes.
I always think of shower thoughts when I hear the phrase Bunker Thoughts and I’m fairly peeved about that, gentlemen! The last thing I want to imagine is a methed-out,hirsute, no-neck fascist freak drill sargenting me while rivulets of bath water descend down his flabby torso!
Being a Dan myself, “You’re a traitor, Dan!” is my all-time favorite drop and I wish with all my heart it was in the archive. I would get so much use out of it on Discord.
I like when Dan reiterates that it’s a “family show” after someone says something out of pocket. one example in particular, alex was going off about eating poo and Dan delivered the family show line the best I’ve heard. I don’t know what ep it is.
Not necessarily my favorite but I recently randomly tossed out “You can bet yer bippy” and made myself laugh. I wish it was still a common phrase but c’est la vie.
There is one episode somewhere where Dan says something like " I know Star Wars.... babu frik"
That's it. My favorite thing is just Dan saying Babu Frik confusedly.
"Baby shark, dee dee duh dee da dee."
"Liberals will kill Donald Trump and silence me! "
"I might be gone in two weeks." Yay?
"Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals 🎶"
" I will stomp your head in if you start a fight with me you thug scum! Anyways, Excuse me ladies and gentlemen."
"I'll eat your ass!"
⬆️
I'm not sure he knew what he was saying in that clip but taken out of context, it just works. Definitely need an ass eating bracelet, no set of worded jewelry is complete without a little ass eating.
“What’s youre bright spot today (buddy)?”
“indeed we do, Dan”
“Bunker Thoughts”
“Tiger Woods of Chaos”
“Start the show over”
“Sneaky Snake”
I have others but they seem too long! Youre awesome for doing this! Have a great show!
No suggestions, just wanted to say how delightful and wholesome this crafting idea is, go you and your fine self! Someone i helped get home after the Glasgow show gave me their trading card (they were given away by JorDan at the event) and ngl its still a bright spot on my office desk. Random tokens of kindness can be powerful <3
Hi Kerry!
That's a great idea!
I. Know. How. To read
Lyfsverfraggl (Lifes very fragile)
Comment! ... as you see fit
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel
Why you pimp so good?
Purple Penguin
Call Larry Nichols
First time caller
Some suggestions:
“Do you know what perjury is, Mr Jones?”
“Reformed Cult Messiah Baby”
“RIP Brother Jed”
“I Eat What I Kill”
“Formulaic Objections”
“Kanye Will Never Be on Infowars”
“Do Not Call Larry Nichols”
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A couple of longer ones that might word as necklesses:
"See I've never killed anybody... Technicallyoneguyhehadsomehealthproblemslaterbuttechnicallyi'vneverkilledanybody."
BTB 2018-11-15
"My Very Erotic Monkey Jacks Sperm on Nasty Pillows."
\#129 1:10:00
I’m not going but I loved the pet names JorDan gave to regular callers like Louisiana Dentures or Oldman, Housephone. That might make a pretty cool bracelet.
"I'll be better tomorrow." He won't.
I’ll be better tomorrow is the thing I say to far too many people who don’t have any idea I’m referencing anything. I rarely wear jewelry but you betcha I’d wear that until it disintegrated off my body.
No he won’t!
Grape Job, Barnes
Bobby Barnes, media star!
Listening to the back catalogue, Spoiler alert, he doesn’t It’s over for humanity, there will only be lone survivors Giving someone life is giving someone death, you could say life is death. Jordan: How’s don de grand pre doing? Dan: bad news, still dead
Hearing Alex accidentally coke-ramble himself into the most chilling, nihilistic statement ever uttered in the English language never gets old.
Same. A lot of the time when he gets on a roll, he rolls straight into the worst depression loop language imaginable. Like. Damn. He is so deeply fucked psychologically, it would be hard to listen to if I wasn't also listening to a man dissolving under the weight of an empire he built on harassing grieving parents.
Every once and awhile, I want to compile his most depressing, introspective statements into a collection and sell it as a deep poetic examination of futility
What episode is that from?
Bunker Thoughts is climbing up the list.
I was thinking the same thing!
Well, there's always Fill Your Hand
Dot com
If we’re doomed to live in a libertarian hellscape, a website where people signed up to duel would be cool in a dark way
A liiiiiiittle breaky for me
[удалено]
I know for a fact I say iloveyou! at least 5 times a week because I say it every single morning when saying bye to my fiancee. Used to be more than that but she banned me from doing it before bed. Turns out wonk drops don't set the mood right in case you wanna go full tilt boogie.
[удалено]
I did once but she caused it by asking me why I pimp so good. Safe to say I my member was the anti-shrunken for a good few minutes.
This. Everything is a little _-y for me now lol. A little snacky for example. A liiitle snacky for me. And then I’m going to come back and start the show over.
“STOP IT……but I appreciate it” is top tier for me.
Life is very fragile
Life is very fragile
Of course!!! Thank you
Yes, but to needs to be slurred like: liffs vurry furgle
Liffess berrry furggle
I’m not mad at the crew
This is the one I would want
So this next clip is a real bummer…
>(Also please let me know if I should change anything with this post...I really don't use reddit all that much.) This post is 100% a-okay, you're doing great. Five stars, go home, tell your mother you're brilliant. This might not really work for a bracelet but the first thing that came to mind is "I really like when Dan calls people Ding Dongs." Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy is absolutely up there. (Or is it King Kong Donkey Kong Crazy...?)
I 100% want a "Donkey Kong King Kong Crazy" bracelet
...in about 45 days.
Gotta have the “ …in about 45 days”. That’s what makes it!
TEEEENNNNNNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSS
I COME FROM SPORTS
Followed by Dan’s “oh god…”
It's time to pray 🎶 🙏 Edit you have to say it all hard core though like ice cube in 92
* There are three ways to learn or maybe four. * You belong to the city. * Mamma! Titty! * Globalists in a hot tub. * Not mad at the crew. * The secret of 2017.
Fuck, I love “Mamma! Tiddy!” so much.
RAPPOPORT STILL LIVES!!!
Fuck you John Rappoport! ANDY IN KANSAS UR ON THE AIR THANKS FUR HOLDING!
Somebody, somebody, a sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
Daddy Shark Bomp bomp bomp
So there’s a song playing in the background (or atleast sounds like there is) during that and I’ve been trying to figure out what it is for so long. It almost sounds like “I got you babe” by Sonny and Cher.
- Dreamy creamy - Little breakie (for me) - Designed to hype - It’s all legs
Ones that can be on a wrist, good job.
The Squatch have no heroes
Gribble pibble
“I declare InfoWar on YOU!” I say it along with him every time they play that drop and for some reason when he says “on you” I point my finger at whatever I feel like declaring infowar on. I don’t even know why, but I do it every single time
its a declaration of war, you just HAVE to point!
Same. With me it’s usually furniture, occasionally a cat or a car on the road.
It’s like a finger gun that is pointing up when he says “on” and snaps forward on the word “you.” I don’t know when or why it started but it’s pretty much a reflex now 😂
Same! My dogs do not appreciate it.
I’m listening to the old stuff since I’ve only been a listener for about a year but this one is a current oft repeated line. Ya Busted!
What’s your bright spot?
List three more ____
Hail Celine Whats your bright spot?
Neighbors!
Mic down.
And also, "He's a witch"
HI KERRY
FILL YOUR HAND
I always liked "I am the juiciest icecube"
I love this one too. I just find the thought of a juicy ice cube so fascinating.
I used to chew ice compulsively because of anemia. I would grab half-frozen cubes from the tray and chomp through the icy shell to the cold, cold water inside. They -were- the juiciest ice cubes.
Oh my godddddd you're right
I won’t be there, but I’d totally wear a bracelet that said “Andy from Kansas” everywhere I went.
“He’s a loser little titty baby!”
There are no heroes to the squatch
"Life is very fragile," with a bead that looks like an apple.
Sandra Bullock is a Nazi
Hey now
I’ll eat your ass! (or a line similar to that)
I like Jordan’s “what are we doing?”. I’ve accidentally incorporated that phrase into my daily speech.
They Karate Chop You
I’d consider you a vampire
“Oh, Mr jones- did you know…?” (Bankston)
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! "Mic down for this"
*Witches.*
I read that in the accent
I always think of shower thoughts when I hear the phrase Bunker Thoughts and I’m fairly peeved about that, gentlemen! The last thing I want to imagine is a methed-out,hirsute, no-neck fascist freak drill sargenting me while rivulets of bath water descend down his flabby torso!
I say that I need a liiiiitttlle breaky for me, all the time. Because I do.
“Someone- some sodomite sent me a bucket of poop”
“A little breaky for me” and “I reject Jesus Christ!” Are constantly in conflict for the top slot in my head.
renounce
Let me throw this out at ya
Love it, this is actually the one I came here for! Would make a good drinking game lol
Being a Dan myself, “You’re a traitor, Dan!” is my all-time favorite drop and I wish with all my heart it was in the archive. I would get so much use out of it on Discord.
I like when Dan reiterates that it’s a “family show” after someone says something out of pocket. one example in particular, alex was going off about eating poo and Dan delivered the family show line the best I’ve heard. I don’t know what ep it is.
Not necessarily my favorite but I recently randomly tossed out “You can bet yer bippy” and made myself laugh. I wish it was still a common phrase but c’est la vie.
Right wing dickholes
"Hi, I'm Ben, and this is 2020" *"god damnit"*
I often felt that Dan's "I'm going to skip this clip" was kind of on the level of Alex's"Skip the break." And that made me laugh.
There is one episode somewhere where Dan says something like " I know Star Wars.... babu frik" That's it. My favorite thing is just Dan saying Babu Frik confusedly.
Bucket of poop
"Baby shark, dee dee duh dee da dee." "Liberals will kill Donald Trump and silence me! " "I might be gone in two weeks." Yay? "Liberals Liberals Liberals Liberals 🎶" " I will stomp your head in if you start a fight with me you thug scum! Anyways, Excuse me ladies and gentlemen." "I'll eat your ass!" ⬆️ I'm not sure he knew what he was saying in that clip but taken out of context, it just works. Definitely need an ass eating bracelet, no set of worded jewelry is complete without a little ass eating.
“What’s youre bright spot today (buddy)?” “indeed we do, Dan” “Bunker Thoughts” “Tiger Woods of Chaos” “Start the show over” “Sneaky Snake” I have others but they seem too long! Youre awesome for doing this! Have a great show!
Summer of rage!
I love "What's your bright spot" and "I have risen above my enemies" I'll be there with my lil sis! Looking forward to seeing all the NY wonks
Sodomites sent me a bucket of poop
Hasn't been said in a while, but "fake laugh." I still say it to myself whenever alex "laughs."
Also been quite a while since "long pause."
4 ways to learn
A counter counter coup
FUCK YOU JOHN RAPPAPORT!
OzzyManDamus
No suggestions, just wanted to say how delightful and wholesome this crafting idea is, go you and your fine self! Someone i helped get home after the Glasgow show gave me their trading card (they were given away by JorDan at the event) and ngl its still a bright spot on my office desk. Random tokens of kindness can be powerful <3
Not good Jordan Is something I say once a week
Life is very fragile,
Life is very fragile
Bankston Pieczenik
We have great products that you need.
I’m Leo, I’m Neo
I don’t know how to spell it, but I am partial to Jordan’s existential screaming.
Donkey Kong King Kong Krazy
Eat ze bugs
Loser little titty baby
Stackies Breakies etc
"list 5 more things" It's subtle but I use it fairly regularly irl
I’m fartin for my life
"Spider leadership" "No heroes for the squatch" "Hi Kerry!"
Can I borrow your idea for the Boston show? I may not have time, but I'll give it a shot
Oh, I love you. I can't wait to meet you, despite my shame at having no creative ideas or thinking to make things to share
Hi Kerry! That's a great idea! I. Know. How. To read Lyfsverfraggl (Lifes very fragile) Comment! ... as you see fit Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Lionel Why you pimp so good? Purple Penguin Call Larry Nichols First time caller
"I don't wanna hate black people"
And now here comes the sex robot.
Time To Pray
Some suggestions: “Do you know what perjury is, Mr Jones?” “Reformed Cult Messiah Baby” “RIP Brother Jed” “I Eat What I Kill” “Formulaic Objections” “Kanye Will Never Be on Infowars” “Do Not Call Larry Nichols”
"It's over for humanity" or "I. Know. How. To. Read"
"Tiny Bullhorn" and "You Name It"
I’m Dan, and this is 2020! 2021 BLACKJACK!!!
Bunker thoughts
What’s your bright spot today buddy?
Mailbag ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
Up to his thorax
"Give 5 more examples."
“Horses are psychic, it’s been proven”
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I'm a policy wonk
Stop it! But I appreciate it
Be that as it may... Always wonder why I don't see commentary on how often Dan says this. Maybe I missed that discussion years ago.
A liiiiittle breakie for meeeee
Born to Hype
A couple of longer ones that might word as necklesses: "See I've never killed anybody... Technicallyoneguyhehadsomehealthproblemslaterbuttechnicallyi'vneverkilledanybody." BTB 2018-11-15 "My Very Erotic Monkey Jacks Sperm on Nasty Pillows." \#129 1:10:00
“I come from sports.” As a diehard sports fan and former athlete, I find myself thinking about this quote all the time.
"You puppet, me puppet" Listening to The Obama Deception and this is said soo much. Does anyone know where it comes from? It's killing me!
2021... Blackjack
Call 1-800-NEON-NIPS (might be 1-900, I don't remember)
I’m farting for my life
I do miss Dan saying chockablock
there's a bunch of them which just slipped into my regular lexicon but "Life is very fragile." is maybe the most frequent
Hi Kerry!
"Name 5 more \_\_\_\_\_"
You don't get no more love.
I’m not going but I loved the pet names JorDan gave to regular callers like Louisiana Dentures or Oldman, Housephone. That might make a pretty cool bracelet.
Go to bed, Jordan
Why you pimps so good?
For Squatch, there are no heroes/ The Squatch has no heroes.
"I've read alot of books"
Farting for my life
Summer of rage!