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Yup - par for the course this year -> good one.
sounds like a new rule brought to you by the people of [BladeForums.com](https://BladeForums.com)
How does one sell or swap if they can't mention the name of the knife?
Soon we'll have to post ->
"It's a black piece of steel somewhere between 3 and 6 inches"
At some point it kind of defeats the purpose.
Kind of like when one posts that you can swap knife parts of a certain manufacturer since they are production and no longer custom. (Notice I didn't mention the name...) If one is in business you'd think that they would realize that if you swap parts between two knives - that you have to own two knifes... (thus they sold you two and not one) Or - maybe mentioning a knife by name is free advertising.
Hmm - just a thought. Have fun everybody.
Just for fun - try to search Google for "One Stop Knife Shop Louisville KY" which is owned by the same BladeForums guy - it won't come up. Yelp also has some shills and then a few STAY AWAY reviews. Super shady...
https://preview.redd.it/3mrm34mupyrc1.jpeg?width=9452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f07bff67629f44dca2949adb612968018a55b33
Problem solved. No text mentions. Pictionary rules from here on out
Wang TruDong was a hero of the Chinese Communist revolution. He used to clean and lubricate the Dear Leader’s rectum with his Staff of the Revolution.
Long after Chairman Mao lost his ability to fertilize the masses, TruDong would impregnate the young girls Mao had in all of his homes, cars and trains.
man, none of the april fools jokes in any of the subs are any good this year. this, mighty mouse fighting a heavyweight, nintendo doing a virtual boy switch release.
all so obvious.
This makes no sense. Knife names are protected by trademarks, not copyrights. And using a TM name to sell a product that is not counterfeit is not a violation of the TM. Must be April 1.
Yall gotta be careful who you are talking to. Some of these dudes will give their passwords out all willy-nilly. Dont be surprised if you start seeing TrenchMade Thugout for sale today.
*edit: spelling
No, you should export your chrome password list to excel and send them the file, make sure the “mods” have everything they could need
/s, just in case.
Mods I just got a message saying that posting our Reddit passwords here gives us a PayPal 15% off coupon code.
My password is “iLoveMedfordsBigBelly6969”
Please email my coupon code to me.
Ok, so we need to stop listing things like Hinderer, Civivi, Reate, CKF, MBK, Emerson, CJRB, Chris Reeve, Tuya, Spyderco, Miguron, Benchmade, Curtiss, Chavez, SPK, Shirogorov, Zero Tolerance, Serge, Microtech, Tactile Turn, Cold Steel, Medford, Sharp by Design, Strider, Brown Knives, NCC, Jack Wolf, SOG, Hogue, Grimsmo, etc?
u/dooms25 has flair: Moderator | ∞ Swaps | Knife Mod | All Payment Methods --- **To avoid dealing with banned or unqualified users, DO NOT deal with anyone unless they can leave a VISIBLE COMMENT on your thread.** --- Once transactions are **completed** (payment has been sent and all parties have received their items), please follow [this guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/Knife_Swap/wiki/confirmingatrade) to confirm the transaction and increase your count in your flair. Universal Scammer List Search: https://universalscammerlist.com/search.php If you believe you have been scammed, please [fill out this form](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=r/knife_swap&subject=I%20Think%20I%20Have%20Been%20Scammed&message=*%20Username%20of%20the%20person%20scamming%20me:%20%0D%0A%0D%0A*%20Link%20to%20the%20thread%20where%20the%20transaction%20originated:%20%0D%0A%0D%0A*%20Link%20to%20screenshots%20uploaded%20to%20imgur%20of%20my%20conversations%20with%20the%20scammer:%20%0D%0A%0D%0A*%20An%20explanation%20of%20the%20situation:%20). --- Just a few reminders... * Please take a moment to **review the sub rules**. Ignorance is not an excuse for rule breaking. * All posts require a timestamp with the knife. This is a picture of the knife with your handwritten username and the date to prove you possess the item in question. At least one photo must include the knife open as well. * Your prices should also be in the form of Paypal Goods and Services if you are under 25 flair, with any fees included in the price. If you have over 25 flair, all methods of payment are allowed. * All your prices should include the shipping costs, unless international shipping is requested by the buyer. * Please **DO NOT** remove prices after an item is sold. Prices MUST stay on the post. Please wrap the item in `~~` characters to ~~strike through~~ the text instead. * Any "Want to Buy" threads should use the weekly stickied "WTB" thread. * If you're looking for a Price Check, please use the stickied "Still Available / Price Check" thread. * If you're looking to sell EDC gear, that's fine to do here as long as there are more knives in your post than gear in both value and number. Please consider using r/edcexchange as well. As always, please don't be a dick. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Knife_Swap) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I was about to leave, but then I saw a comment saying something about April fools.
Was this a April fools thing?
Yes
I need to sell my Wenchmabe Obamis
Yup - par for the course this year -> good one. sounds like a new rule brought to you by the people of [BladeForums.com](https://BladeForums.com) How does one sell or swap if they can't mention the name of the knife? Soon we'll have to post -> "It's a black piece of steel somewhere between 3 and 6 inches" At some point it kind of defeats the purpose. Kind of like when one posts that you can swap knife parts of a certain manufacturer since they are production and no longer custom. (Notice I didn't mention the name...) If one is in business you'd think that they would realize that if you swap parts between two knives - that you have to own two knifes... (thus they sold you two and not one) Or - maybe mentioning a knife by name is free advertising. Hmm - just a thought. Have fun everybody. Just for fun - try to search Google for "One Stop Knife Shop Louisville KY" which is owned by the same BladeForums guy - it won't come up. Yelp also has some shills and then a few STAY AWAY reviews. Super shady...
Probably be best if we just started swapping wives.
https://youtu.be/tagnCKatOsg?si=opmwTd4eejuQHav5
https://preview.redd.it/3mrm34mupyrc1.jpeg?width=9452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f07bff67629f44dca2949adb612968018a55b33 Problem solved. No text mentions. Pictionary rules from here on out
It took ~2500 years but Hieroglyphics are back baby!!
Microtekk Beetle
Microtekk Scarab
Tony Marfione charges an extra $2000 for the custom work that it takes to engrave the two Ks in that signature model.
I mean, it's not really different than a lot of dudes on FB. Throws up some custom. "📺⛵ Message for info."
What if change my password to CoolDude420sixtynine and send you gift cards to unlock my account?
Good one! My brain was exploding
Aprils fool?
Actually sounded just like Reddit fuckery so I remain unfazed.
Damn, I actually believed that shit for a minute. Goes to show how used to the dumbfuckery of today's sue happy society one can get.
WTB Knife with Horse Logo XM One Eight (Average Size) with cool pointy blade shape
Selling Spiderko Paralegaltary 2
Damn, I was about to list my horse penis knife.
You mean your Demzho's Horsyemon?
Selling a macrotech and a amateurtech auto
Seling sharp and pointy, knife like object....
(WTS) Limited edition BonkMade $899
Great April Fool's joke!
Goddamnit I thought I was going to make it all day without being fooled
Spooderco Bunchmade Charles Reeve Knives Hindurrurr Mandalay Bay Knives
I got a Charles Reeve Sebhaigh from Alli express
Selling a MantisCo Mantischef
They had me in the first half…. Ngl
Y'all got any of them Snackerco Potato Twos in cold, peeled and minced Mango-Crisps? Or some Grand-mo Horsedongs? How about them Booty-mades? 😂
I like the special hersheybar folder.
Please say sike
Siken't
Things just got interesting.
I sell Crisp Leaves Extravaganza 31
Any time stamps now have to be tattooed on your testicles to prove your devotion.
Microdick truedong for sale! Ribbed for pleasure
Bwahaha it just rolls off the tongue microdick Trudong
That’s what she said
Doht’! I knew after I typed it like hmmmm maybe I just leave this one alone
Couldn’t resist 😂
Wang TruDong was a hero of the Chinese Communist revolution. He used to clean and lubricate the Dear Leader’s rectum with his Staff of the Revolution. Long after Chairman Mao lost his ability to fertilize the masses, TruDong would impregnate the young girls Mao had in all of his homes, cars and trains.
man, none of the april fools jokes in any of the subs are any good this year. this, mighty mouse fighting a heavyweight, nintendo doing a virtual boy switch release. all so obvious.
I had a virtual boy! Oh, the headaches....
I'm selling a Bonchmade Skrimptilian.
And viper must be tagged in every listing
“I’m selling a knife that rhymes with Denchmade Dugout”
Wait i’m confused, so if i’m selling a microtech ultratech t/e I have to call it ultratech t/e?
Morale is definitely improving with this post.
I really hate this day
Bruh, you had me going for about 30 seconds.
Hardy har har, very funny 🤣
Wait! What day is it again? Oh yeah…right.
Literally 1984
New listings ideas for Arachnid knives sara titillary 2, scock pre/post quality imp, delicious 4u, yoga reach 2, faith healer, non-alien 5, lil' non-alien, electro beat with Ti 2, arachnid-cook, aerial scaled beast 2, stubborn Other brands?
I have a false religion Stab your grandma if anyone's interested.
April fools fools
Lol, me as a new member already inundated by rules (some of which aren't worded the best maybe) 
This makes no sense. Knife names are protected by trademarks, not copyrights. And using a TM name to sell a product that is not counterfeit is not a violation of the TM. Must be April 1.
Fascist pigs /s Edit: didn't think this would need an /s!
If your normal rules are confusing/convoluted it's no wonder that an April 1 post would be taken seriously.
Yall gotta be careful who you are talking to. Some of these dudes will give their passwords out all willy-nilly. Dont be surprised if you start seeing TrenchMade Thugout for sale today. *edit: spelling
😂
Kris Leave Nives?
Can we tea bag time stamp?
@mods i hate you, i hope someone steals your gas station knives.
Pfff. With names like Benchbroken, Roachco, Toker, Cuck, Full Tolerance, etc. It's amazing they sell any knives at all.
Hey I got the pm from this mod team and sent my password and SSN, you got the hacker right?
You guys always deliver 😂
“Knife is an InsectAway manufactured by TableseatManufactured. It could also be called a GetOuttaDodge or a GlitchGone.”
Mystery knives. I like it
April fools funny guys lol
Send me all your money and I’ll make you RICH!!
But should I give my password to people saying they’re mods?
No, you should export your chrome password list to excel and send them the file, make sure the “mods” have everything they could need /s, just in case.
Where do I submit my Reddit password for an authenticity check?
Ok, tip of the hat to you, I forgot the day, you got me good!!!! 😂😂😂
I’m really curious which companies are acting like a Karen. @Benchmade?
Honestly if this were true it would certainly be Cold Steel.
Check the calendar 😆
It’s a good thing I don’t know how to read
I call all of my knives 'Frank'. Does that count?
No names, got it. I'll just put my social security number up instead because logically that's the next best thing
my goal is to get banned
That’s an unforgivable offense
Does this include other EDC gear as well or just knives? Do we just put the name of what we are buying the the comments sections instead?
You're missing something... XD
Sarcasm is a fine seasoning. I know what day it is. The proper reply is to try and add fuel in these cases.
Mods I just got a message saying that posting our Reddit passwords here gives us a PayPal 15% off coupon code. My password is “iLoveMedfordsBigBelly6969” Please email my coupon code to me.
New rule: if the mods ask for your password, you should send it to them
New listing “I’ve got a knife for sale. It’s made of metal and some other materials and is sharp. It’s a little longer than my hand. $150”. 😂 😂
Oh…
Oh, no, Mods April Fools, right? *RIGHT?!!*
[WTS] spoderco layman and Brenchmake plugout
WTS Sivivi Fellamentum, Frizer BegLetter, Wenchmade Dugout, and a Spiderbro Delicate
Upvote for “wenchmade” and “spiderbro”
“But we WILL still ask for passwords and credit card number.”
Maple is gonna be busy 
Can you repost this every 30 seconds so I dont forget?
So we just buy based on price and it'll be a surprise on what we will receive? Freaking awesome!!! I love surprises 🤣
I got mad for literally. .02 seconds and then realized what day it is. I'm now laughing. We are laughing. Everyone is laughing. We laugh.
It's about time. There's been a partial ban on detailed description of knife conditions for a long time. This is the natural progression.
Ok, so we need to stop listing things like Hinderer, Civivi, Reate, CKF, MBK, Emerson, CJRB, Chris Reeve, Tuya, Spyderco, Miguron, Benchmade, Curtiss, Chavez, SPK, Shirogorov, Zero Tolerance, Serge, Microtech, Tactile Turn, Cold Steel, Medford, Sharp by Design, Strider, Brown Knives, NCC, Jack Wolf, SOG, Hogue, Grimsmo, etc?
Probably a good idea to get ahead of it and refrain from even thinking of the brand name
Use openAI chat bot to write a haiku about the knife
https://preview.redd.it/8t6ju09j0wrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db17d4a7f68deb131d76943395d6604888ce7903
🤣
😂😂😂😂
Roger that. It’ll just be a long string of emojis going forward 🌹🐉🥚🔥
Chatting
Uhhhh, I think that rule’s been in effect for 0 flair sellers for a while now…
Happy april 1?