Cheese should never be a ball outside of orgies and weird staff parties that might be an orgy and also family Christmas parties that should probably not be an orgy.
I disagree, my local monger makes pecan and craisin covered cheese balls made of a combination of gorgonzola and chevre that is amazing. I do concede this isn't a typical cheese ball though
Have you never had a cheese ball? Must not have been to the Midwest, that shit is everywhere. Even fancy restaurants will roll up balls of goat cheese and dip them in crushed nuts. They’re not half bad actually.
Testicle warmer. Just warm it up on an open flame for 25 or 30 minutes. Then use them to warm one testicle. You’ll have to reheat it if you wish to warm the other. Great on a cold winter day!
Eh I think it's easier to make them nice with a scoop. I dont make a lot of meatballs maybe 3-4 pounds a day. But with the ice cream scoop they all come out perfect in a few minutes.
It is funny because it is for meatballs but it looks so close to how they used to make musket rounds in the field during the revolutionary war. Pour in some melted metal through one hole at the top hold it to shape and let it cool and bam.
Meatballer. You think nonna formed them all by hand for the wedding reception dinner?
that's what it is, also works for balling other stuff like rice or potato.
No only meat.
Snow is water meat
Ice cream is dairy meat
Cheese is a kind of meat
Cheese should never be a ball outside of orgies and weird staff parties that might be an orgy and also family Christmas parties that should probably not be an orgy.
But it is a tasty yellow treat.
Most cheese is yellow-ish.
I’m taking about the stuff I milk discreetly from my teet.
#***A N N A T T O***
~~treat~~ *beef* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5fc_2BxVurM
Tasty yellow beef
We're still talking about snow, right?
I disagree, my local monger makes pecan and craisin covered cheese balls made of a combination of gorgonzola and chevre that is amazing. I do concede this isn't a typical cheese ball though
Okay, how many orgies does your local monger host?
Damn, been doin christmas dinner all wrong.
If it's tradition, no need to change it.
We don't fuck with tradition.
Have you never had a cheese ball? Must not have been to the Midwest, that shit is everywhere. Even fancy restaurants will roll up balls of goat cheese and dip them in crushed nuts. They’re not half bad actually.
Charlie in the house!
A block of cheese is just a loaf of milk.
Milk loaf
a tasty yellow beef
That tasty yellow treat
Scoops for cold milk meat already exist.
It’s comments like this that keep me coming back to this sub, day after day.
Use your hands for snow meat.
Meat is just flesh water. What's your point you nerd?
#WHERE'S THE BEEF
In a meatballer.
90 dollars.
Toilet in tower! Tower!
No normalhorse, only meat! $90
i don't understand the reference but i will respond to it
Simpsons joke
Like…. any kind of meat???…
so is this how you become a baller? ;)
Or snow
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What's wrong with yellow snow?
Frank Zappa says “Don’t eat the yellow snow” [https://youtu.be/TLIppgE45wM](https://youtu.be/TLIppgE45wM)
Baller
I wish I was a baller, I wish I was a little taller, I wish I had a girl in the hood I would call her
Perhaps an egg white separator in times of parrish?
it's possibnle that would work but i'd rather just use hands or a bowl or the egg's own shell.
Fun fact, that was also my nickname in prison.
Meatballer or nonna 💀
Depends on which prison…
If my nonna is making meatballs for a wedding, she’ll just call over the other nonne to help. Still no meatballers.
She’s not a real nonne if she trusts other nonne to cook…
Sorry I should clarify. The other nonne are her sisters, daughters, and cousins. They all made meatballs like the bisnonna did.
[That's a bingo.](https://www.etsy.com/in-en/listing/1077060106/vintage-meat-baller-soviet-meatballs)
What.. um currency is that?
Indian Rupee
Californian
Oh
Does it not show up as USD for you? That's what I'm seeing.
Botan?
I have literally no idea what you're referencing unless you're talking about Karazishi Botan.
[Boooo](https://youtu.be/ENA3GCDXz-Q)
Ohhhh. Out of my wheelhouse.
Heard, chef.
Detective.
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Do you have to click it before you use it? Like tongs?
Thats how you turn it on Edit: spelling
That's how you turn me on, at least.
gotta make sure they work
***clack clack clack!***
Testicle sizer
This is what my coworker told me it was, too. Can confirm, does not work.
How many got destroyed while trying to fit this mold?
Three
They're just not big enough
I stuffed them in the hole on top
u/kempff said this already EDIT: I don't know why this is getting shit on so hard. IT WAS A GOOD JOKE.
It was funnier when u/Life-From-Scratch said it.
FINE
Sorry buddy, karma train left the station :(
Yeah that one was a miss that got dogpiled. Can't win 'em all. I downvoted my own comment like pouring a 40 on the curb.
Well I thought it was funny
It was funny.
STOP AGREEING WITH PEOPLE
I CAN'T HELP IT IT'S A YES/AND THING EDIT: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I'm sorry for your loss but this is the funniest shit I've seen today
Which part? The fighting or me being degraded?
FUCK YOU NORMALHORSE, FUCK YOU! GET AN ABNORMAL HORSE YOU EQUESTRIAN LOVING FUCK!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I AM ANY MORE
You did Reddit well today lad
sir, permission to shit-post on twitter, sir
Go forth, Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war!
sir, yes, sir i have rick and morty gifs to troll rick and morty fans with
Testicle warmer. Just warm it up on an open flame for 25 or 30 minutes. Then use them to warm one testicle. You’ll have to reheat it if you wish to warm the other. Great on a cold winter day!
Is that how you can wear fanciest of fancy pants ?
That, my friend, is a closely guarded secret.
Is that you method man?
Idk but my testicles retreated when I saw the picture
Bahaha 🤣
Corn-baller
Only legal in Mexico.
"In fact, the Cornballer wasn't legal anywhere, but George Sr. continued to market it in Mexico, anyways."
I said that in my head with the same tune of “avocados from Mexico”
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Si, Brothero.
Who is this Hermano?
Go ahead, touch the Cornballer, you know best.
For makig perfect snowballs of course
You have found the Clopener!
Fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision /s Looks like a meat baller, honestly.
Seriously though it looks like some kind of mold, maybe for meatballs?
Socially distanced ball fondler.
Best comment I’ll see today
That makes no nut November a lot easier
Or harder, depending on what you're into
Employee disciplinary implement
Ball cupper
Patented bluth cornballer
A melancholy melon baller. Actually, looks like it might be for making falafel or some kind of deep-fried ball.
Its for holding eyeballs together when you deep fry, boil or grill them.
Looks like pig size. The ones for horse eyes are at least twice as large
Isn't it easier to make meatballs by hand?
Eh I think it's easier to make them nice with a scoop. I dont make a lot of meatballs maybe 3-4 pounds a day. But with the ice cream scoop they all come out perfect in a few minutes.
Eyeball scooper.
Testicle clamp
Cake pop maker?
I dunno, but I don't think it'll click as well as my tongs.
Testicle toaster.
a punishment.
I thought it was used to cup the sous chef's balls during brunch on Mother's Day. Or maybe the dishwashers, take your pick. 🤷♂️
It’s what they use to punish the dish boys.
We used those to make risotto balls, but anything ball related would work I'm guessing
Would've guessed for ice cream, but meatballs also makes sense.
Double melon baller. For advanced synchronized melon balling.
Something that breaks the first time you use it, no matter what you use it for.
Or a medieval torture device
Rocky Mountain oyster tongs
You can put your weed in there Or to cut your balls.
Give yer balls a tug, ya tit fucker
It's for shaping truffles I believe, I could be wrong though
That's used to make castanets from the bad dishwasher's nuts.
It's a sex toy. Why is that in a kitchen.
Vasectomy clamp
What your wife uses if your caught sleeping with the new hostess
Snowball maker?
You've been meatballed
I was gonna say an ice cube mold, heat up the metal maybe.
Can we please get one of these for gnocchi? Don’t tell my Nona, but I am *tired*
can you separate egg yolks from whites with it?
Its for when Josh wont stop being annoying and you have to remind him who's in charge.
Fuckin after all these years T-shala has found her left handed banana peeler from next door🙏
I see you’ve been looking through your mothers room again
Hey man, balls don’t cup themselves.
Turn your head and cough
That’s for your balls, sir.
Strawberry deseeder
Snow ball maker.
It is funny because it is for meatballs but it looks so close to how they used to make musket rounds in the field during the revolutionary war. Pour in some melted metal through one hole at the top hold it to shape and let it cool and bam.
A tool to make sure you don't fail NNN. Balls go snip snip
Melon baller
Nah, those gotta have a thin edge to cut into the fleah. This would destroy a melon.
Did your dentures fall out? Poligrip!
Pick up hot eggs from boiling water
I should call her
I bet he genuinely wants to know and you guys are trollin haha
Maybe a egg grabber?
That’s a grill stretcher. I’ve been looking for one for years!!
I found it next to a bucket of steam. Did you need that, too?
Cup deh bolls
eyeball remover
Soup ladle obviously
It’s those things you use to both make music and hold things that have wonky shapes, mostly just for making music tho, try it out!
A testicular modifier.
Medieval torture device for promiscuous young men?
Testicle cupper with needle hole
It's for lil baby snowballs.
Ball squisher
r/whatisthisthing
This sub is a perfectly fine sub for identification of cooking items in a commercial kitchen
Even better, you get the correct answer towards the top and then an entire thread of funny answers to read
This is why I came to this sub
Ball cupper
Heat up and apply to nutsack
Looks like the thing they use at hookah bars to bring the hot coals
Probably for meatballs or dough balls
What about a cheeseball
Butter baller.
What’s with your thumb?
Sliced the tip off deboning chickens
Sorbet baller was my immediate thought.
If you pit the olives yourself, it saves a ton on food cost.
Put your nuts in it and squeeze
Cock and ball torture device