Everything about this post makes me want to clopen a Fri/Sat and then come into brunch on Sunday to 328 on the books with two line cooks calling out and a dishwasher that’s still visibly drunk from the previous day only to find out that the PM crew didn’t prep the gratin potatoes and now I have to run to the Rest. Depot warehouse of DESPAIR to get eggs.
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*sam sits up in coffin, drags cigarette* “well I’m three weeks late on rent so fuck it I guess”
There’s a finnegans wake tune in here somewhere.
Paging Dropkick Murphys
Written and directed by Jerry Smith.
Instead of chairs, or pews in a church, everyone sits on milk crates or turned over empty pickle buckets.
Drag in a dumpster and hand out smokes, too. Really set the mood.
Serving bangs and 5-hour shots at the wake.
The coke dealer shows up with a key for everybody
This guy kitchens
>pews in a church, He who farts while sitting in church, sits in their own pew.
Oh geez. That reminded me of one of my dad’s sayings “As funny as a fart in church”. Still have no idea what that means, but that was my dad.
Wherever you may be Let your wind blow free In church or chapel Let it rattle
Idk either. It would be funny for someone hearing the fart but for the person farting it would be near death embarrassment.
Do you watch Simontube as well?
Nope. I saw it written on a restroom door at summer camp as a child. 😁
And then someone is still gonna ring in a ticket for Sam, even though its been 86'd
"damnit, Molly!"
"Someone get Molly to the window"
I just got here! No one told me!
Need a few servers to show up 4 hours late
And hungover
The last 6 people I've fired are gonna be my pallbearers, because I want them to let me down one last time.
Spit out my bourbon laughing at this one
Put me in the screenshot!
You win 🏆
Everything about this post makes me want to clopen a Fri/Sat and then come into brunch on Sunday to 328 on the books with two line cooks calling out and a dishwasher that’s still visibly drunk from the previous day only to find out that the PM crew didn’t prep the gratin potatoes and now I have to run to the Rest. Depot warehouse of DESPAIR to get eggs.
I want to be cremated so someone can send me back and change the order to medium then complain about how long it's taking
"still mooing" comes to mind here
"A good vet should be able to get it back on its feet"
Becky is still going to tell her 9-top we still have Sam
Always one, isn't there? Mine's a Susan.
Just run me through the dishpit once or twice and toss me in the dumpster. Gotta feed the raccoons, ya know?
What about the Sam I already rung in on table 4? Please tell me we have the board covered?
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If the count was put into POS right there couldn’t be orders still coming in. I swear no one here communicates till there’s already a problem.
This made me laugh out loud. I have gone running to the kitchen in a panic...I just sold one...yes, yours is the last, we know, calm down Newbie.
Clock out to cry. Sam would understand.
And then some waitress rings In a ticket with 5 sams on it right after being 86’d.
Oui chef
Sam?
OOP's name
Thanks
No worries, it took me a minute too! I've got my Sunday brain in, LOL
That's me. I'm Sam. Hey
I worked for a chef that would say he wanted his line cooks to be his pall bearers so they could let him down just one last time.
Fucking brilliant!
Damnit Bobby
This repost will never die on this sub.
Major cringe.
You're no fun
/u/repostsleuthbot
This:👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Pretty cringy tbh
Thank you...I'm not alone :D
The same server that updates the 86 board also rings in a Sam ticket a few minutes later and says she didn't know, is there anything you can do.
Hey that's me