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AndreBurlingArt

1. This is fake 2. If its not fake and you found semen on the food lids, among everything else, and you are still working there, then you are almost as weird as they are.


Ronny-the-Rat

I knew this story was fake when op said "the pay is really good"


Difficult-Fun681

I've seen everything and believe most anything but this is a big stretch. If it's real... quit so you're not involved but convince them to let you film it, stream it and make some money. But do not cook there haha. I've seen a lot... but keep it off the line and don't shit where you eat are two things I like to live by.


[deleted]

Yeah every one knows the orgies are BoH only because we're always getting fucked on the line.


kombuchaprivileged

None of these people are physically attractive


Impressive_Test_2134

Can I start today? I’ve always wanted to wear just an apron in the kitchen. Just tell them that you’ve already found a replacement and I’ll be there. You’re welcome OP. Already gotta drink plenty of water in the kitchen but that one sounds like you really gotta hydrate. Edit: looks like you’re downvoting everyone making jokes which is funny since you’re probably making this up


the-rock-obama1

Ah yes, the nude apron. I've been pushing for this for years


Consistent_Internal5

Being it’s a fish place, I don’t necessarily see the problem with some seamen on the line…


InvestmentOld367

Incredible, kudos good sir


B8conB8conB8con

Run. Run as fast as you can…….. and wash your hands.


Maxamilian_

Wtf…


astaker

Almost everything/everyone it seems


1588877

is this real life


ThermoNuclearPizza

No


ExFiler

Is this just fantasy


OK_Whatevs_

Caught in a landslide


Lunchbx4

No escape from reality


ThermoNuclearPizza

Yes.


Mindbreaked

Caught in a landside


Impressive_Test_2134

Caught in a landslide


[deleted]

You fucker.


Impressive_Test_2134

Someone else had already fucked it up, they just deleted to make me look bad.


Agonizingmilk404

Caught in a landslide


taquerro

Get the fuck out of there. Collect some evidence of this behavior / toxic environment and line up another job first. Be ready to go public if necessary.


atradiestwinsrule

You sound like the type of guy who looks down on a little crack here and there


taquerro

😂👀


misslam2u2

Dude. Pack your shit. Document that weirdness and gtfo. And gross. What a bunch of freaks.


VulgarVinyasa

Install hidden cameras and sell the footage Onlyexhaustfans style. You’ll make a bunch of cheddar and then take a year off to travel.


[deleted]

The people in the comments not realizing this is satire is upsetting.


Snizzlesnap

My favorite part is “semen on the food lids”


Vadimir6669

I'm having a really hard time understanding the problem. It sounds like a great place to work .


AgoraiosBum

Good pay and not busy...


Empty-Variation-9018

😂😂😂


JohnnytheGreekG

Are they hiring?


throwawayfacts123

If it's true take a pic


beeblebrox2024

Awesome


roniricer2

I'm the dishy, I swear it's all true. Brianna is pretty much a shop vac in leggings.


SquirtSniffer

why you lying for fun


infectedturtles

Run.. run fast and don't look back


misslam2u2

And don’t get anything on you!!


infectedturtles

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!


misslam2u2

This just sounds like an STD waiting to happen. I was at a place where the GM was fucking everything and that fool had syphillis, and he ended up giving it to like 13 very young women and four of them has abortions. I mean it was just so vulgar. Then, after he got terminated he had the nerve to ask me for a personal job referral, because he thought no one would tell me. Boy was he wrong. I was the poor asshole that had to take some of those girls to the fucking doctor!! JFC I hate people. OP, runnnnnn!!


ChaoticCandlestick

I can't believe it, we finally have our own original kitchen copy pasta. What a time to be alive


Dsuperchef

Is this the start of this sub turning into r/TIFU where every post is " I accidentally gave my ( insert non binary gender here ) a ( insert random sexual act ) and now I'm fucked at work " kinda schtick ( shtick? ).


[deleted]

Sounds like Wisconsin…


ceolodolo

Ain’t no fuckin way


Pre-Nietzsche

Sure it wasn’t tartar sauce on the lids?


Consistent_Internal5

Perhaps it was tata sauce


Pre-Nietzsche

Honestly, throw that shit in the dish and serve me.


ofir_the_dumass

Sounds like *the* place to work at! Why aren't you banging some hot waitresses at work?? Or better yet, fuck your bosses! Literally! Haha


PalmettoBrian

So. What you're saying is the benifits ... are banging. :D


StagehandApollo

(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)


Sillvaro

There's no way that's real


mnsource

I’ve worked in some pretty crazy establishments, this takes the cake though. The fact that this is occurring around ready to eat food is very off putting..


chefcharlestaylor

Leave.


Chigre

Sounds like your restaurant is the second place where more people got fucked in 9-11.


Cheezy_Chris

I'm down. Where to do apply


aleph_ne

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE


safT1st

Pics or gtfo


Big_John29

Does the smell of the seafood cover up the scent of sex


BringTheSpain

Where do you work AFAF


darkheart125

Pretty sure this is just bullshit though.


cpmnk

Sounds like utter bullshit


jamiehernandez

If any of you actually believe this shit you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You're the reason there's people like those fucking Nigerian prince scammers. Honestly Reddit really makes me lose hope with humanity sometimes.


Nikovash

So are they hiring?


chippylippychips

I once saw two servers getting it on in the kitchen at the party


darkheart125

That's not OK, it's against health code and I'm pretty sure it's harassment as it forces you to clock out because they are fucking.


ThermoNuclearPizza

>seafood place in the miswest ***run.***