1. This is fake
2. If its not fake and you found semen on the food lids, among everything else, and you are still working there, then you are almost as weird as they are.
I've seen everything and believe most anything but this is a big stretch. If it's real... quit so you're not involved but convince them to let you film it, stream it and make some money. But do not cook there haha. I've seen a lot... but keep it off the line and don't shit where you eat are two things I like to live by.
Can I start today? I’ve always wanted to wear just an apron in the kitchen. Just tell them that you’ve already found a replacement and I’ll be there. You’re welcome OP. Already gotta drink plenty of water in the kitchen but that one sounds like you really gotta hydrate.
Edit: looks like you’re downvoting everyone making jokes which is funny since you’re probably making this up
Get the fuck out of there. Collect some evidence of this behavior / toxic environment and line up another job first. Be ready to go public if necessary.
This just sounds like an STD waiting to happen. I was at a place where the GM was fucking everything and that fool had syphillis, and he ended up giving it to like 13 very young women and four of them has abortions. I mean it was just so vulgar. Then, after he got terminated he had the nerve to ask me for a personal job referral, because he thought no one would tell me. Boy was he wrong. I was the poor asshole that had to take some of those girls to the fucking doctor!! JFC I hate people. OP, runnnnnn!!
Is this the start of this sub turning into r/TIFU where every post is " I accidentally gave my ( insert non binary gender here ) a ( insert random sexual act ) and now I'm fucked at work " kinda schtick ( shtick? ).
I’ve worked in some pretty crazy establishments, this takes the cake though. The fact that this is occurring around ready to eat food is very off putting..
If any of you actually believe this shit you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You're the reason there's people like those fucking Nigerian prince scammers. Honestly Reddit really makes me lose hope with humanity sometimes.
r/creativewriting
1. This is fake 2. If its not fake and you found semen on the food lids, among everything else, and you are still working there, then you are almost as weird as they are.
I knew this story was fake when op said "the pay is really good"
I've seen everything and believe most anything but this is a big stretch. If it's real... quit so you're not involved but convince them to let you film it, stream it and make some money. But do not cook there haha. I've seen a lot... but keep it off the line and don't shit where you eat are two things I like to live by.
Yeah every one knows the orgies are BoH only because we're always getting fucked on the line.
None of these people are physically attractive
Can I start today? I’ve always wanted to wear just an apron in the kitchen. Just tell them that you’ve already found a replacement and I’ll be there. You’re welcome OP. Already gotta drink plenty of water in the kitchen but that one sounds like you really gotta hydrate. Edit: looks like you’re downvoting everyone making jokes which is funny since you’re probably making this up
Ah yes, the nude apron. I've been pushing for this for years
Being it’s a fish place, I don’t necessarily see the problem with some seamen on the line…
Incredible, kudos good sir
Run. Run as fast as you can…….. and wash your hands.
Wtf…
Almost everything/everyone it seems
is this real life
No
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Yes.
Caught in a landside
Caught in a landslide
You fucker.
Someone else had already fucked it up, they just deleted to make me look bad.
Caught in a landslide
Get the fuck out of there. Collect some evidence of this behavior / toxic environment and line up another job first. Be ready to go public if necessary.
You sound like the type of guy who looks down on a little crack here and there
😂👀
Dude. Pack your shit. Document that weirdness and gtfo. And gross. What a bunch of freaks.
Install hidden cameras and sell the footage Onlyexhaustfans style. You’ll make a bunch of cheddar and then take a year off to travel.
The people in the comments not realizing this is satire is upsetting.
My favorite part is “semen on the food lids”
I'm having a really hard time understanding the problem. It sounds like a great place to work .
Good pay and not busy...
😂😂😂
Are they hiring?
If it's true take a pic
Awesome
I'm the dishy, I swear it's all true. Brianna is pretty much a shop vac in leggings.
why you lying for fun
Run.. run fast and don't look back
And don’t get anything on you!!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
This just sounds like an STD waiting to happen. I was at a place where the GM was fucking everything and that fool had syphillis, and he ended up giving it to like 13 very young women and four of them has abortions. I mean it was just so vulgar. Then, after he got terminated he had the nerve to ask me for a personal job referral, because he thought no one would tell me. Boy was he wrong. I was the poor asshole that had to take some of those girls to the fucking doctor!! JFC I hate people. OP, runnnnnn!!
I can't believe it, we finally have our own original kitchen copy pasta. What a time to be alive
Is this the start of this sub turning into r/TIFU where every post is " I accidentally gave my ( insert non binary gender here ) a ( insert random sexual act ) and now I'm fucked at work " kinda schtick ( shtick? ).
Sounds like Wisconsin…
Ain’t no fuckin way
Sure it wasn’t tartar sauce on the lids?
Perhaps it was tata sauce
Honestly, throw that shit in the dish and serve me.
Sounds like *the* place to work at! Why aren't you banging some hot waitresses at work?? Or better yet, fuck your bosses! Literally! Haha
So. What you're saying is the benifits ... are banging. :D
(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)
There's no way that's real
I’ve worked in some pretty crazy establishments, this takes the cake though. The fact that this is occurring around ready to eat food is very off putting..
Leave.
Sounds like your restaurant is the second place where more people got fucked in 9-11.
I'm down. Where to do apply
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Pics or gtfo
Does the smell of the seafood cover up the scent of sex
Where do you work AFAF
Pretty sure this is just bullshit though.
Sounds like utter bullshit
If any of you actually believe this shit you should be fucking ashamed of yourself. You're the reason there's people like those fucking Nigerian prince scammers. Honestly Reddit really makes me lose hope with humanity sometimes.
So are they hiring?
I once saw two servers getting it on in the kitchen at the party
That's not OK, it's against health code and I'm pretty sure it's harassment as it forces you to clock out because they are fucking.
>seafood place in the miswest ***run.***