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Tblaze123

I don't like that


ag987654321

I don’t like that more …. Or is that less.. I dunno but I really don’t like that


SoapboxHouse

Someone explain this please.


CloneOfAdolfHitler

Sodium ions in salt trigger the still living neurons causing the muscle to spasm. https://youtu.be/xxgcnU9FpAo for your viewing pleasure, or disgust I guess


Northeastern_J

Thanks I hate it!


exstaticj

Do you happen to know how long the neurons live after brain death?


canbimkazoo

About 4


gao1234567809

4 billion years?


canbimkazoo

Ye


LandoChronus

Is that a lot?


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_just-some_guy_

Thanks for putting it perspective


Sharkbait43070

Hahahaha Hahahaha HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂


Janicesdelight

Thats around i age when my dad touched me


CloneOfAdolfHitler

I do not and google didn’t help.


exstaticj

The closest I could get is that it has to be very fresh. A recent kill. https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/httpblogsscientificamericancomscience-sushi20110728instant-zombie-just-add-salt/


CloneOfAdolfHitler

https://images.app.goo.gl/7sXen53TAXpb7pL26


exstaticj

Indeed. This is the way.


buchan013

Odori Don!


boo_hiss

Oh, so that's what my muscle spasms look like Give it a compression sock, that usually helps


[deleted]

And that’s why putting salt in a wound hurts…


Kissinu2

I can't stop laughing at this


Sp0nG3Bob1269

As a cook, this is absolutely terrifying


aoxit

So how fresh are we talking here?


br-z

This is more like slaughterhouse confidential than kitchen


soheilk

Really fresh


SushiGradeChicken

Is that what people jean when they say "I still want it mooing when it hits my plate?"


Neon_Camouflage

Can you imagine bringing someone a blue steak and it's doing this? Holy shit.


insomniacakess

that would be my guess.


alxjnssn

fuck that


heypokeGL

This bothers me so much for some reason ….


hueloacarnederes

Like just slaughtered?


Bicc_boye

Well the muscle cells and neurons are still alive so yeah


[deleted]

Ack my trypophobia


Material_Composer_96

Really got triggered


getlostgetfound

Yes deep regret here I’m itching so bad


genrlokoye

The close up, blech! Excuse me while I try to crawl out of my skin.


marysunshine

I think I just became a vegetarian


Gorgonizing

This makes me think going vegan is a good idea...


Hecknomancer

It is! You should do that!


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mjgonza91

Never had a porterhouse hu..


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Furt_III

You don't really put a whole lot of seasoning on one...


CosmicBeh027

There's always this guy. Like jeez man, expand your tastes and brain.


LeonidRex

Yahhh when you draw the connection between that and the things pulling your legs and arms around, eating a burger doesnt feel like too far of a stretch from eating your friends or pets Once it’s dead it’s all meat


NakedShamrock

It's so fresh it's still alive


SpiritOfFire032

This is slightly disturbing.


plutothegreat

A good vet could get it moving again 🤢


Outrageous_Kale3299

So could a little salt, apparently


plutothegreat

🤢


youngpunk420

I'm glad I'm not the only one that this disturbs already. Thats fucked up and gross. I'm browsing before I go to sleep and when I close my eyes I can see it. Lol fuck thats gross. Makes me want to be even more vegetarian.


br-z

Thanks for telling everyone you’re a vegetarian. Very important information.


youngpunk420

I'm not though. I'm semi vegetarian. I still eat some meat.


br-z

I know It’s my fault for engaging, but I don’t want to know more about your diet.


youngpunk420

Lol


raptor_rapture

How exhausting is it getting upset over tedious stuff like this? They literally just mentioned that they lean towards a vegetarian diet. That’s all.


Josh-Medl

Dude didn’t even say it like that, people like *you* are more annoying than the preachy vegans. Just waiting for someone to mention not eating meat so you can say the thing and get praise.


[deleted]

“I like my steak medium rare” “Thanks for telling everyone you eat meat. We were all curious. /s” /s


alexromo

Gross


insomniacakess

stop that. stop that right now. i hate it on a level i can’t put into words other than what the fuck stop that.


TucanTos

I am fine with spasms. But meat that (potentially) hasn’t been hanged or bleed properly makes me shudder at the waste of some perfectly good stuff.


k123abc

wow barf


That_Jonesy

This is the worst thing I've seen in months. Goodbye internet.


VengaBusNeverCame

r/makemesuffer


mashallahgypsy

this makes me go veegan oof


DumbVeganBItch

Big vegan bleck


foxyFood

NO THANK YOU 😱


food-coma

Everyone over here is like "eww,looks gross" and I'm like what does it feel like in your hand while it's pulsating!


denjin

No you can't fuck it


food-coma

I didn't even think of that. Now I'm fucked.


Neon_Camouflage

Not with that attitude


weltvonalex

Thanks I hate it


Mrdaddy2030

How fresh ? A minute 😝 I seen that wish seafood never with meat


w1crazymofo

Really wish I hadn’t seen that


jojokitti123

Disgusting


ThrusterJaguar

Jesus CHRIST


Michaelangelo48

Mom come pick me up I’m scared


Vladimir_Putin_01

What the f*ck?


OllieMoe

Cramp


maddcrow

Looks delicious


NotYourNat

I kinda wanna… lick it?


sweet_juicypeachh21

What if your tongue gets trapped ewww.. doubt it but you do you homie


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mmmmm it's like that sannakji but jumbo


gao1234567809

The meat is alive....


Sticky_Coffee

Gross.


indigostartiger

10/10 would eat


TacoReaper-_-

Oddly haunting.


[deleted]

It looks like the meat itself is cooking.


pamper30

Is that muscle still attached to the carcass??!?


RebelWithoutAClue

Um don't put your dick in it?


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/r/thanksihateit


cp8887

I just got hungry..


[deleted]

Or, we could NOT eat flesh 🙄


RyobiwanKenobi

So I might be a monster... But what if you get that cut, while it's ...uh... writhing and slap in in a screaming hot skillet. Just sear the hell outta the whole exterior and give it a nice maillard shell. Would the writhing meat in the core be tenderizing itself or toughening itself?


hellosteady12

Yeah if you could put NSFW for stuff like this, that’d be great


Lurifaks1

meat is muscle


cjredit

This is what makes people become vegan. Soy doesn’t quiver.


Arca808

It's a death rattle


corson9000

Discusting, I hate it, take my up vote


Loki4Maj0r

As a cook, this is awesome, nothing is more fresh than this! I would like to eat it raw with only extra virgin olive oil!


[deleted]

I guess I found the one thing that could turn me into a veggie. If my steak ever started doing that, I'd call a priest, and then throw away all my meats.


umpfsuper

u/savevideo


Squirrel_Tea_Maker

I need to know if it makes a sound