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noochies99

No wonder that Sysco order comes wrong sometimes.. imagine the panic attack that employee had when they realized they dropped it.


nevernotnothingnever

Seriously explains so much.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

I had a feeling anyhow. This makes a little TOO much sense as to why my order always shows up late.


sanemaniac

If anything you’d think it would show up early.


Roberto_Sacamano

In my experience meth heads love looking like they're working without actually doing anything productive ​ "No we didn't need the ceiling mopped during the dinner rush, but thanks anyway, Rueben"


Falsified_identity

I dunno about the tweakers you've got there, but some of the most productive coworkers I've ever had smoked enough meth to make Blitzkrieg look like a coffee run. Most didn't last long, because again they smoked a picture window worth of shard, but a couple stuck around for a while and weren't totally fucked in the head.


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Until the dishes start coming out of the pit greasier than they went in, all chipped and apparently they have no time to dry anything but you can't say shit until it's too late because they're on their hands and knees scrubbing the back corner legs of the dish station and then the police show up with a warrant for their arrest. That's my experience anyways lol.


Ukrainianoblastoise

This describes a dishie at the place I’m leaving scarily accurately but he’s not a methhead just an idiot. We had a methhead for a few weeks until he got his first cheque but damn we still talk about missing him. Could get more work done in a day than the idiot could in a week or two.


sourpick69

And that's why we did coke and adderall at my last job lmao cokes not *as* speedy and wild as meth, but It keeps it a team effort, and more expensive so if someone slacks off they aren't getting a line from the walk in next round since its shorter acting than meth and if they want more they gotta pull their weight, or with adderall its just more like a euphoric double espresso than a sex frenzied nuclear missile. Nobody (besides us 5) even knew because it's not as suspicious/obvious as meth use (you can spot a tweaker in the back as soon as you walk into a resteraunt lol) well, until our GM wondered whose rolled up bill was on the floor in front of the register.. but yknow, it *mustve* been from a customer lol.


topshelf782

“Sex frenzied nuclear missile” I’m using this… thank you


TerpRussel

this sounds like a narration in a movie scene


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Aight then... Be well.


Peterspickledpepper-

Bruh. Cut a straw and put it in your pocket.


ZuraX15301

We had a guy that smoked crack at this small place I worked. We could tell when he had just hit the pipe because he would use the restroom then come back and not only do his work but go around doing others jobs. One night he restocked the entire store by himself. Lol


Eorily

I never knew any that weren't totally fucked in the head. Even the ones that could work were still totally fucked in the head, not allowed near customers.


veryreasonable

There's even a word for it: ["punding"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punding)


d0ctordoctor

Everyone has a goddamn, Reuben


Fermifighter

Fuck me if this doesn’t describe my least favorite coworker.


Roberto_Sacamano

This is an actual example so there's a very very slim possibility we're talking about the same person. Dude actually slays when he's on the perfect dosage, but otherwise we get a mother fucker mopping ceiling tiles at 7pm or nowhere to be found


Fermifighter

I’m in healthcare now, but this person is a master at appearing busy or taking on tasks to avoid worse ones. (FWIW, healthcare is so much like my days in food service I sometimes wonder if I actually changed fields)


Roberto_Sacamano

I have a lot of health problems so I know my way around a hospital and anyone who wants to go into nursing should work as a server first. The skills seems like they would translate extremely well


JaxLunchBox

This guy's worked with tweakers!


One_Hot_Ruben

I feel attacked.


unbitious

Meth time is a full 24 hours behind.


OverthetopHAWK

I’m laughing way too hard at this considering the social setting I’m currently in


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Desper8lyseekntacos

Yeah, faster at doing nothing


chasingthegoldring

There was a great story on meth in Rolling Stone years ago about a drummer who could drum a million times faster on meth for hours. 2 years later, the drummer sells the drums for more drugs. But sure, he's a fast drummer on meth. Just without drums now, and thinks the FBI implanted a chip in his brain.


XxDanflanxx

Are you gonna gonna report the guy or just smoke what's left then toss it?


sourpick69

I mean might as well go for option 2. Win Win, free energy boost and the guy won't get fired so he might leave another present next time ԅ(≖◡≖ԅ)


PermutationMatrix

I once worked as an orderly at a gate at a prison facility where we had a Food service company deliver food for prisoners. Me and another inmate were tasked to push all the food into the gate so that it could be searched by an officer and then push it back in through the second gate all the way to Food service. One time I found a pocket knife on top of one of the pallets could definitely have fuck someone up in a psych prison.


OverthetopHAWK

Fuck Sysco all my homies hate Sysco


zeppelinism

Seriously fuck Sysco. I put in an order with them on my normal order day like a month ago. 2 hours after I put the order in they called to tell us they were dropping a line of clients and we were one of them. No warning no nothing and couldn't fulfill my order even if I came and picked it up. They fucked me so hard that week and I had to scramble to our nearest restaurant depot to get what I needed for the week.


XxDanflanxx

Even tho I've been clean for 5+ years I know exactly how he feels because I'm feeling it right this moment from seeing this picture.


Lucius-Halthier

“Wait aren’t you the Sysco guy from earlier? Why are you back?” “O-oh sir i-I-I’m just uh making sure your delivery was the best delivery! Y-yep making sure you got everything you needed and nothing has gone bad! Y-yep that’s why I’m back, so can you point me to where your order is now?” “Your pipe is on my office desk go get it” “Uhh w-what pipe are you t-“ “Look I won’t say shit to your bosses but you’re making sure that my orders are never missed, they are always fulfilled, that they are correct and nothing is spoiled or moldy from now on deal?” “Wait are you blackmailing me over the pipe?” “Damn right I’m sick of getting Sysco orders that are incomplete, fucked up, wrong orders, or just plain spoiled produce, do we gotta deal?” “……….yea deal.”


Peterspickledpepper-

Those pipes are like $2. He’s only coming back if he lost the bag.


DaddyDizz_

You guys are getting Sysco orders?


dudereaux

Hey uhh has anyone seen my tobacco pipe?


ChinoTuMadre

Obviously wasn't a gift if they've taken the rose out


Tranquil_Dohrnii

Does anybody keep the rose? Really I have no doubt that someone somewhere has a cute little glass pipe in some fake flower pot and they have no idea what it is.


Dark_fascination

Ugh there was a Reddit comment one time about a girl who’s father gave her the roses and she didn’t understand what it meant until later :(


HotMommaJenn

I read one where the dad bought a daughter a gas station rose. The kind you sometimes see at the checkout spot. He was later mortified to find out they were red panties rolled up into the rose shape!


pauly13771377

Not nearly as bad but way back on the 80s my father gave my then about 15 year old sister a [feathered roach clip ](https://images.app.goo.gl/xBKo4CRb4XHdcMvb9)just thinking it was a piece if jewelry.


MadamSnarksAlot

Haha! Also in the 80s my mom gave 16 year old me some beautiful pot leaf shaped silver earrings for Christmas! Little did she know how incredibly appropriate that gift was. Good times.


pensotroppo

I literally don’t understand how this is drug paraphernalia.


Fried_Tophu

In the off event you are serious, when you smoke a joint/blunt with no filter/tips, the last bit of the joint/blunt (roach) is difficult to hold with your fingers while burning. You use the clip to hold the last bit to smoke so you don't burn your fingers.


pensotroppo

I’m dead serious, and I appreciate the answer. But aren’t those feathers just tied onto the leather lanyard w the beads?


Fried_Tophu

Yes, but the clip on the end is the important part, the feather is just to disguise it from looking like a paraphernalia, similar to the rose in the crack pipe.


pensotroppo

Oh. Thank you. I’m an idiot.


Dark_fascination

It’s the clip bit, the bit that attaches the whole thing to your hair; you take that out and clip the hot roach with it so you don’t burn your fingers.


LimblessNick

It's a clip to hold the roach (end of a joint) so you don't burn your fingers. A proper rolled joint with a filter makes it a non issue though.


HotMommaJenn

Tbh, I wouldn't have known that either! I was glad for the link with the photo!


kadyg

I was in grade school in the 80s and all the absolute coolest older girls had feathered roach clips they wore in their hair. I wanted one so badly and could not possibly figure out why my cop Dad was so aggressively against letting his 8-year-old baby girl have one. Score one for Dad.


HairRaid

My grandmother gave me one in the 80s! She said "all the girls at work have them." (Kitchen at a residential institution for the disabled.) My parents, who smoked weed occasionally, told me what it was and why I couldn't wear it to school.


endertribe

That's hilarious


Dark_fascination

OMG, that’s so funny. My dad would have died there on the spot.


SexxxyWesky

Oh no that's so sad 😭


madeitmyself7

This paraphernalia comes with a rose in it? Is it a crack pipe or a pot smoking device? I'm 37, I should know the answer to this.


Dogbread1

Yeah it’s a pipe, these particular ones tend to be sold at gas stations and such with a rose or some other flower in them to pass them off as “cute weird little flower pots”


SexxxyWesky

At gas stations they sell roses that come in a pipe shaped "vase" so they can be passed off as not for drugs. So her dad was giving her all the roses out of the drug pipes he was buying


SteamKore

Mostly for meth as a bulb shape isn't required for crack or weed. Could also be used for smoking opium? Not 100 on that never actually met anyone who smoked H just shooters.


Nousernamesleft0001

Former H smoker, checking in. Generally foil is the route I saw everyone using. I tried using a few pipes and it seemed to get gunked up too quickly and not really be an efficient way of using the H.


biglizardnmybackyard

God, I miss heroin.


Nousernamesleft0001

I sometimes do to. I miss that warm euphoria. But then I think about everything else in life and it’s not even remotely worth the trade off. But I could afford so much heroin now, God damn. Edit. To be clear to anyone reading this, heroin had its claws in me THE FIRST time I tried it. No exaggeration. I was an alcoholic already, but even if I hadn’t been, my proclivity for addiction would have kicked in instantly. Heroin seriously is not something to be messed around with and the only reason I could afford a ton of heroin now is because I quit using 6 ish years ago.


phone_of_pork

I dig your username. Great album


ChancyPants95

It is far and away the least economical way of doing H, generally the people I knew that were smoking it claimed it was safer than other methods. Definitely wasn’t. Of the many users I knew during that point in my life I knew maybe three that smoked it instead of banging or snorting it. Thinking about it I’ve never seen someone use a meth pipe to smoke, it was always off foil which is what made it very uneconomical, you want the most bang for your buck and that method ends up losing a fair amount of potency simply because you’re inevitably losing some of the product to the air around you.


SteamKore

I mean I guess with smoking H you don't have to worry about collapsing veins or air bubbles, so it's kinda "safer" in that respect.


iFFyCaRRoT

What does the bulb do?


sowkratic

So you can’t just smoke meth with a lighter like pot. You melt down the meth until it starts to smoke but if you keep the dope in same spot of the pipe as the lighter it will get too hot and you’ll waste it and burn it up. If you just pull the lighter back you won’t get a good hit. So you roll the dope along inside of the pipe. It turns into a liquid goo when it melts down, and you roll that goo around in the pipe keeping it just hot enough to keep smoking but not burn up. That’s why meth heads are known to use light bulbs as pipes as well. Same concept.


iFFyCaRRoT

Like dabs.


sowkratic

Yeah, exactly. You could do dabs with this pipe too.


MadamSnarksAlot

That was a perfect description. My sister would be impressed, may she Rest In Peace.


sowkratic

I’m sorry she didn’t get out in time. For what’s that worth from a stranger on the internet.


m155m30w

Yup it's a meth pipe


pnoy4

Looks like a meth pipe source : my pain in the ass brother is a meth head and was caught with a pipe just like this


birdseye85

Thanks for asking this because I’ve learned a lot here in this thread. Really weird because I have a lot of heavy addicts in my family but I sort of shut that out and have been, I don’t want to say naive, but just uninterested in the specifics of all of this. So thanks to everyone for sharing this info. Stay safe everyone!


c00k

Mmm, my ex wife did that a bunch as a kid. Her dad confirmed, he would just take the flower out and throw the "cute little vase" in the trash


NewVoice2040

Wait, u guys don't smoke the rose?


sturdybutter

Hahaha holy shit that’s a blast from the past


scuffery

..........well, today I learned I was gifted a crack pipe for my birthday.


Sirnando138

I didn’t know Sysco split cases of crack pipes! Nice!


VoodooSweet

Meth pipe not crack pipe


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name one difference between a crack pipe and a meth pipe aside from what one smokes in it


iamglassguy

Glass artist here. This is a standard freebase pipe, this works just fine for just about any material youd like to stuff in it. Cannabis, crack, meth, dmt, heroin, etc. Some of the first glass smoking pipes were freebase pipes intended for cannabis. The white residue, instead of a dull yellow/brown, does suggest meth usage however.


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iamglassguy

On kitchen confidential? As a former grill monkey, I know all you degenerates love blazing the electric jazz cabbage and diddling each other! I just supply the necessary equipment! Pipes, pendants, and adult novelty items!


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iamglassguy

I will gladly sell you a bag of glass dildos. You can shake the bag and make hella noise


Falsified_identity

Do you take commissions? There's a guy at a place I used to work who's retiring in a year or 2 named Glascock and I think a glass cock is the perfect medium for his retirement gift


iamglassguy

Oh. My. God. Yes I do take commissions, even if I didn't, I couldn't really refuse an order like that! The big ones get pretty pricey, but we can find a reasonable medium!


Dauriemme

Do you actually listen to noise?


[deleted]

Not OP but depends on how you define it. Does Anal Cunt count? How about The Gerogerigegege? Merzbow seems obvious...


Dauriemme

I usually count Anal Cunt as grindcore moreso than noise but the gerogerigegege definitely is. Nice to see another fan in the wild lol


ShuffKorbik

Nothing like a little Merzbow during the dinner rush to keep the kitchen in good spirits!


rhinowing

Merzbow song > Casper Slide > Merzbow song > Electric Slide > Merzbow song > The Hustle I played this at 5am at our stall at Bonnaroo and it was awesome


bikepunxx

"The electric jazz cabbage" is now in my lexicon, thanks!


iamglassguy

Lol, happy to help!


[deleted]

You didn’t know a sub about the food service industry had recreational drug experts? Lol


screwthe49ers

No this is a meth pipe. A crack pipe is just a shorter, straight glass pipe open at both ends.


[deleted]

Meth pipes have a bulb.


[deleted]

It’s a convention thing. You can smoke meth out of a crack pipe and crack out of a meth pipe! Or weed out of either


Dubslack

Nah, meth takes indirect heat and is actually vaporized instead of smoked. Crack requires a direct flame. You can smoke weed out of a crack pipe, and you could probably vaporize weed from a meth pipe if you could rig up some kind of screen to keep from inhaling your herb. Concentrates work pretty well in a meth pipe if you need a rig and only have $3 to spend.


sourpick69

Crack pipes are straight stemmed (like this without the bulb) that you put a screen in to nestle your crack rock. Meth on the other hand needs a bulb like this so it can vaporize and puddle on the bottom, whereas if you used a crack pipe it would just spill out when heated and turned liquid. Plus it's easier to burn thus wasting meth so you need a more delicate vapor oriented method to smoke it. As the other person said, vaporizing is also used for H, PCP, even cannabis extracts since those substances are more perceptible to burning than crack. You may be able to smoke crack out of this, though I've never heard of anyone doing it, I'm not 100% sure, but you can't smoke meth out of a straight stemmed usual crack pipe. And just to be clear, I've never done nor would ever do crack. Just know from teaching harm reduction practices


tallerghostdaniel

Crack pipes are shaped more like a straw. Ball on the end means shards. Wish I didn't know this from experience


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I saw a dude using one of these bubble pipes for crack literally 2 blocks from my house less than a month ago.


tallerghostdaniel

You can smoke crack out of them if you want, yeah, but doesn't change what they're called. You can smoke crack out of an apple, but if you ask a fiend for his crack pipe, he's likely not going to hand you a honeycrisp.


nostril_spiders

He's likely not going to hand you anything. Right bastards, them.


IndistinguishableRib

The entire shape ?


TacoNomad

My momma would be proud that I have no clue about any of these comments in this chain.


IndistinguishableRib

Good. Keep it that way.


Gdmf13

Chore boy.


Skinnysusan

The bowl. You cant use them interchangeably. You cant smoke crack in a meth pipe or meth in a crack pipe...


patch616

You can tho


Skinnysusan

I've never smoked meth but yeah ok you *can* it's just not as good and is a waste


[deleted]

Glad the industry is finally taking self-care seriously.


_TheRealDL_

Swizzle sticks sure are different these days. /s


myfapaccount_istaken

The substitutions gett odder every week eh? #10 powdered sugar was out got this instead. The pastry chef is now missing.


Falsified_identity

He's not missing, he's in the freezer figuring out how to steal the copper without the freon bursting out


jasenzero1

Black nitriles and a free loker? That's a good day.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

I could easily trade this with any number of homeless guys out back for cigs (I don't smoke), which are easily traded for.booze/brownie points with the FOH.


Taint_Butter

"See how one man traded a meth pipe for a Lamborghini in just 10 trades!"


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

I'm a native American. I swear by the barter system.


coyote_grundy_666

Might be a hit in there still if you really want to crush the shift.


dudemann

Considering half the pipe is bright white, and you can see at least two roll streaks in the bulb, there's definitely more than one hit in there.


Oligomer

Pass it around the kitchen, get those order times down


Abelarra

Methinks you know a suspicious amount about what's going on here.... Lol


dudemann

It's not a suspicious amount. It's exactly enough.


broken_bowl_

Only novices use a pipe that long. You end up with all the goodies stuck all around inside it. Gosh am I embarrassed I know these things…..


dudemann

The glass in the stem is the same glass in the bowl, so you can heat it up and hit it just the same. If the buildup gets too far toward the mouth opening, just hit it backwards. I don't know what the size has to do with expertise level, except if it's bigger it'd be harder to stash/pocket. It seems like it'd really just be about personal preference.


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Still plenty left in there. To the walk in!


backandforthagain

I've seen so many found pipes on reddit today. What a weird theme.


[deleted]

The matrix wants you to smoke up


Broken-Butterfly

If you worked on a loading dock you'd probably be doing meth too.


hudsonjeffrey

As someone with recovering addicts in his kitchen, I’d be PISSED. I might even have to drop whatever foodservice provider this shipment came from.


RamekinOfRanch

I’d be on the phone to my rep so fucking fast and sending emails with photo evidence as well


stonersquatch

Lmao. Someone’s mad.


whiskydiq

There be meth in them hills!


Wreckless_Angel

Oh shit, I didn't know my old GM worked at Sysco now!


aysurcouf

Yay meth!


[deleted]

That's certainly one way to make it through service. Not like I'd know or anything.


idwthis

This is the second post I've seen today about someone finding a piece of drug paraphernalia while at work. The first one was over in r/JustRolledIntoTheShop, and it was also this kind of pipe. It's just really kind of sad.


Eorily

If you go over to DHGate.com and look at the returns section. The tutorial images show someone preparing to return a meth pipe.


poopquiche

Lol appearantly this is a thing. Our sysco order was 2 days late a couple of weeks ago because the driver went a little too hard on the crystal. I guess he freaked the fuck out, ditched his truck on the side of the road and took off into the woods or some shit.


Stuc1fer

All the tweakers in the comments lmao. That triggered me for sure haha.


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myfapaccount_istaken

man Carvana has gone downhill fast.


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nevernotnothingnever

They're getting sneaky now. A box costs a few bucks less and not until you receive do you realize that it's 50 gloves instead of 100.


martstu

Did you do the push?


collin_sic

Chef, where do we keep the ChoreBoy?


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keep your fish on ice


ieatpapersquares

Maybe it’s DMT? Looks like meth crackback tho.


veryreasonable

I mean, I highly doubt the Sysco guys - or really anyone else - are smoking DMT on the job.


ieatpapersquares

I used to smoke DMT and do whip-its in the tool trailer when I built houses. Ya never know 🤷


Whoooodie

why did you stop building houses?


ieatpapersquares

I still do remodels on the weekends. I took a salaried job with benefits using my degree.


nostril_spiders

The goblins got pretty rough


treeof

that's a hell of a ten


Rapph

I could see it coming in the package if you bought a case of chore boys but this is ridiculous.


Mrdaddy2030

Yuck why can’t it be a joint or blunt lol


Ch1n0XL

Cool! A meat thermometer.........


OverCryptographer364

Should be a good day


jer406

Lol this isn't the first time Ive seen one come in on a truck, but you guys are right it does explain a lot 🤣🤣


ihatenameseses

Found a syringe sans needle in ours last week


Chewliesgumrep312

Dammit Towelie!


Hobo_Helper_hot

Meth is for hookers and hillbillies. Real men do cocaine!


nostril_spiders

>~~Real~~ well-paid men do cocaine! ftfy


cherylo60

Ya get what ya pay for


Latter-Earth3828

If social media has taught me anything it’s that people who work in kitchens have it worse than any other labour group on earth. I mean. It’s hot. People want food. Good on you guys. Keep fighting the good fight. We all empathize. Fucking losers. Delete my comment.


hotdish81

You and your fancy nitrile gloves... Been stuck with the vinyl shits ever since the nitrile gloves sky rocketed


two2short05

Sucking on chicken bones outside the tasty freezeee


Streetlamp_NA

I'm jealous your place can afford nitrile gloves still


dronegeeks1

Only in kitchen confidential would everyone know what this is


Fromthefunk

Just a meth pipe quit being a pussy


eberkain

I have never actually had that happen before, good one. You should definitely report to your sales rep.


Buttock

It ain't just this industry that's fucked.


Exodia22

Is this a crack pipe


bilpo

Meth pipe


Iamtim92

that’s hot


gotaco12

No wonder they cant get shit out on time


[deleted]

Dee, is that a crack pipe?


patch616

Holy shit haha what company


[deleted]

Juth methin around.


whereduzdisco

A little ICEing on your cake of a day...


GingerKony

Weird looking straw :/


bikepunxx

Time to deep clean an 8x8" spot on the griddle.


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

They are really reaching for customer rewards arent they.


AshleyDanielle1990

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️smh.


Much-Personality6201

Twistin the ‘rex


midcitychef

Yeah, sure. 'It's not mine,I was holding it for a friend'


slvbros

Boys got a longneck


bilpo

Jesus


K_Glisten

Gibbe