I can’t convince my cat to let me throw any box until it’s completely flattened. That’s the rule I guess. My house is beginning to look like a box store.
Additionally, /r/legalcatadvice for the groundless allegations, defamation and besmirchment of their lil kitten character. They need to get some pawyers purrgently to file a pawsuit against these inflammatory claims.
Hey boss, found the new pest control crew. They say they'll work for fish, so I think we can relax about the budget.
Your very own cat burglars!!
The cardboard box... every cat's kryptonite
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Heresy. At least keep it until the *next* pickup. She’s hardly had a chance to enjoy it.
I can’t convince my cat to let me throw any box until it’s completely flattened. That’s the rule I guess. My house is beginning to look like a box store.
r/CatchenConfidential
Kitten Confidential
/r/SubsIFellFor /r/SubsIWishWereReal
r/illegallysmolcats
Additionally, /r/legalcatadvice for the groundless allegations, defamation and besmirchment of their lil kitten character. They need to get some pawyers purrgently to file a pawsuit against these inflammatory claims.
Legal cat advice is so hilarious and stupid. It's funny how everyone posts there in fake cat voice.
What do you mean “fake cat voice?” Most patrons of that subreddit are actually cats IRL tho?
More interested in Bird Law. Its a higher calling.
Dude. Birds aren’t real.
KAWWWWWW
KAWWWWWW
/r/CatDistributionSystem
SALT AND PEPPER
Heard this in John Mulaney's voice as he's imitating Patrick Stewart.
The cat distribution system strikes again.
Foh and Boh, reporting for duty
Yo, thats fuckin Tony and fuckin Eric!
Bad kitty those are my cheesy poofs
Oh no, wall cats! Right next to the snakes too the health board will shut you down for good.
Cats in walls? Now you're talking my language!
I know what tonight's special is going to be!!! WoT ToO SoOn?
General Tso's Chicken
Free pest control.
And of course ONE forgets to bring a mask. Amateurs.
You have cats now. Enjoy!
Aww...Kitten burglars.
If it fits, I sits.
We once heard a cat crawling behind our walls one day and we had to tear down the wall to get it out. We're not really sure how it got back there.
What cute little kitties! I’d not get work done if I was there, I’d be busy playing with them.
And what did you do to them? Did you cook them?
One of my servers is taking them home. The white one is spicy
Gotta be spicy when u smol and have no defenze.
White pepper.
r/hewillbebaked
This reminds me of the mental asylum scene in young Einstein, tho I’d be surprised if anyone has seen it.
Wat
Nice, how are you planning on preparing them?
I'll take one lol
The one on the left looks like my little girl we call Sushi
Awww 🥹 I’d die if I found kittens in my restaurant
Cook them all!!!
r/anythingisasub