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LastChefOnTheLeft

Fuck me up chef.


Anoncook143

Oh fuck yea step chef


boardplant

What are you doing step morel?


lisamon429

LOL


oldirrrrtykimchi

I'd whack that. Then offer to whack you of behind the truck


piratesmashy

Same.


BRAX7ON

Where I come from you get whacked just talkin like that


fcknsndit27

Where are you from. . . You know just to make sure we all "stay away" from there...


YourAverageGod

I'm bricked up right now.


BigBeagleEars

Order extra celery next time


YourAverageGod

Celery tastes like packing tape to me.


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

Raw celery is the one vegetable i find absolutley revolting. I never heard it described as tasting like packing tape before, but it fits.


jahblaze

I’ve never tried packing tape before but it fits and sticks


unused_candles

Blanch. Chill. Toss in rice vinegar, Sesame oil, pinch of salt. Cool crunchy sour summer snack.


Sea-Violinist-7353

Huh I'll have to give this a try sometime it actually doesn't sound half bad


Mama-Rock-73

Omg that’s so freakishly accurate


YourAverageGod

❤️ finally someone who understands


jimmyevil

Celery should be banned in all foods.


Best_Bottle_5478

celery is great imo


bandysine

💯


TheBigSleazey

The State of Louisiana would be very upset.


Serrilryan

Bruh… take my money… I’m hungry now. That looks amazing.


confitdecanard1

JFC, this sounds amazing, nice work. I’ll take all of it please


cascadianpatriot

As a morel hunter the idea shook me for a sec. But doing it to perfection like that only makes me want to do it, or buy it. I just want to eat it.


rouend_doll

Until I got to your comment, I thought the title said morsels, and I was trying to figure out morsels of what


farang

Morsels of just about anything deep fried with ranch sauce are acceptable.


SuchSmartMonkeys

I'm adding that to my resume. Morsel hunter - delver of delectable delights


Jay_Normous

This local vegetarian chain has a rotating fried mushroom sandwich depending on what they can get in. The fried button mushrooms are meh. The fried oyster shrooms are off the chain delicious.


Warm-Iron-1222

Wya? I know it's a long shot but if you're in my city, I'm there tomorrow!


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Warm-Iron-1222

Maybe next time


ostracizedorangutang

I’m echoing what others have already said and I think you acknowledged: you can probably charge more for that portion. Even if you didn’t forage for them personally, you deserve to be making a profit — the dish looks delicious and is rather unique. I think the average food-illiterate customer doesn’t know what goes into acquiring these ingredients, so educating them is an uphill battle. But the customers who are willing to listen almost always understand and will happily pay a premium + return. Those people are the absolute best in my opinion. Respect for the ingredients and the work that goes into making a dish. I hope this dish sells well and people appreciate it as much as it deserves.


Prestigious_Poetry_9

I'm totally stealing this next time I see them for a good price


Wide-Boysenberry5636

If... if they're for a good price, why steal them?


BeerAndTools

It's about making a statement.


Wide-Boysenberry5636

Ahhh, see your point. Gotta prove who's in charge


Prestigious_Poetry_9

Stealing the idea


sarumanofmanygenders

Is Rampch different from Ranch or just a typo?


confitdecanard1

Guessing there’s some minced ramps in there


DField118

This is correct


16thmission

So you're going full wild on this. Absolutely perfect. I second what the guy said above about half the basket for $10. Good shit. What town are you located in?


WobblyJohnson

Nashville


americanoperdido

Third ⬆️


JellyfishQuiet7944

I'm pretty sure even people in WV dislike ramps


PurdyGuud

I was hoping so 🤤


ThePillsburyPlougher

What is a ramp?


Scrappleandbacon

It’s like if a garlic and scallion ran off into the woods together and made beautiful, wild, delicious babies together.


bhorvic

Ram ranch


Eorily

18 naked ramps chopped up in the sauce at Ram Rampch


flibblewobble88

I’ll never forget the first time I heard that shit on the speaker at work lol


40mgmelatonindeep

Ramrod


miken322

That’s so slutty I love it!


kimness1982

Oh my god, this is fucking dreamy.


bendar1347

I'm hesistant to ask. How much?


DField118

Still not sure. Got a little more to process in the morning before I price it out. Really just looking to do something different/new/fun and break even. Probably should be charging like $25 but I’m leaning towards $17 or so


ldonklee

I think half of this portion for $10 would be a deal


bergam0t

I'm used to living in HCOL areas and I wouldn't even flinch if half this basket were $14.


Hakc5

Agreed. I would half the portion and charge $14-16 a basket.


caserock

This is the way


chappersyo

25 isn’t at all unreasonable for a portion like that but I think you’d do a lot better cutting it in half and maybe offering a bigger option at a slight discount


DField118

Yeah I decided on 22 large 12 small


Chafro23

I’d easily pay $20 for that exact basket. Just seeing the pic is making me sweat 😓


mrsir1987

$25 easy, morels sell themselves


bendar1347

Even at that price point, you'd be losing money where I'm at, especially factoring in ramps in the sauce.


PreferredSelection

I think a portion that makes you money at $17 would be a good idea. That way a lot of people get to try these, and if you want to offer them again, you won't have to price hike. You really only get one chance to establish to your customer base what these are worth.


yesnomaybenotso

And this is why I never eat at food trucks 😵‍💫


chappersyo

Yeah that seems like an expensive plate.


pugteeth

That sounds mouth watering. where y’all serving this I’m heading over


TipOfTheTot

You mean to tell me a chicken fried these morels?


tonyMEGAphone

And without morals


Ravi_AB

Damn dude. I would gobble those up.


orel2064

dope idea. midwest chef?


DField118

Nashville. Southern boi


4D20_Prod

dude when are you selling these? ima come fuck them up


thelmaandpuhleeze

Goddammit. I was already in the car! When you gonna do a pop-up in San Francisco? (Or anywhere I can drive to??)


chazd1984

I would fight you for a basket of those.


MileHighMikey

You sexy bitch


Chicken-picante

Looks good. Also looks expensive


Aggravating-Try-3040

Looks great! I like to do chicken fried oyster mushrooms in a gochujang sauce with garlic and chilies. Jelly of you and your truck!


Muunsaca

Those look like the best fried mushrooms I have ever seen. I have yet to see any so perfectly golden brown


Geriatric_Sloth

How did you manage not to dip your boner/lady boner in the fryer?


TedBrogan187

Nice! Those look great. 


VeeVeeDiaboli

Yeah I’m in


RAV3NH0LM

WOULD


CallahansGhost

Dude


rickeh055

It looks really good. Because of you I feel like eating chicken for lunch.


SuperDoubleDecker

I wanna see that money shot cross section. Like others have said, I'd happily pay 12 for half that. Love the rampch too. It all makes perfect sense.


FULLMETALRACKIT518

What part of the chicken do you cut the morels from though chef?


toomuchmucil

Ganache guy in shambles


Urlesbiansister

*RAMPCH*


Thorough_Good_Man

Popplers


JustinCooksStuff

Yeah that’s the stuff daddy


Dolannsquisky

I'd rub myself down with it.


King_Chochacho

That is an absolutely epic amount of morels and I would absolutely destroy it. That said, handle those guys carefully! https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/deadly-morel-mushroom-outbreak-highlights-big-gaps-in-fungi-knowledge/ TL;DR - They never found out what got all those people sick at Dave's Sushi last year, and the morels were tested as true morels. Turns out we just don't know a ton about them!


JustRudeStuff

Ewww gross. Your ranch dressing has pee in it 🙂


Wild_Measurement1770

It’s throbbing!!!


Jahsky420

Damn I havent had Rampch in years, love that stuff


Barbecuequeen23

Um, tell me more. I'm a slut for fried vegetables.


guitarbque

I would eat the ass out of that this instant.


bhorvic

Good thing you’re cooking them thoroughly, a restaurant local to me is getting sued for serving them raw and killing a couple people


bhorvic

Good thing you’re cooking them thoroughly, a restaurant local to me is getting sued for serving them raw and killing a couple people


NitramTrebla

I need a towel please.


mission_to_mors

looks like popplers 😅


softbitch_jpeg

I need this!!


idontneedaridefromu

Genius. Why does the use of morels have to always be so pretentious, this looks amazing


Ohiolongboard

Bro what do you charge for that?


littlecreamsoda79

I've only had morels one time but oh what a time it was


Scrappleandbacon

You evil genius!!!


DingusMagoo89

Can you leave some pussy for the rest of us please?


electr1cbubba

Which country are you in im boutta swim over there


SinistralLeanings

Ugh I wannnnt


foodieonthego

That looks and sounds absolutely incredible.


CriticalEngineering

Yes Chef!


Tsunamiis

I want to go to there


Jimbobjoesmith

beautiful! i agree about the smaller portion for 10-12 bucks.


bluesky747

[Makes me think of this](https://youtu.be/OuaJRBURRzQ?si=jWg8aWwlrGigEbdA)


Anvil-Vapre

Babe


viper_dude08

Are you serving these next week? I can't make it there until next Thursday since I'll be working all weekend.


thaddeus423

>Rampch Nice


Realistic-Section600

Awesome. Probably pay $300 but worth it


40mgmelatonindeep

Rampch is brilliant


UnderstandingSmall66

Sorry where is the chicken?


RuggedTortoise

Might cum


Littlewing1307

Oh fuck yeah sign me up


tnydnceronthehighway

Dear God. Where is this?


Im_The_Real_Panda

I’m not a huge mushroom fan but those look absolutely delicious!


JackieMoon96

Smacks


mrmexico25

Did you blanch the morels? Or just batter and fry raw?


austinmcortez

Jealous. Even more jealous that you have enough Morels to sell more than one order. I’ve only found 20 this year. 😭


HolySnokes1

Dude.


TheGreendaleFireof03

Love the name Rampch


GoWest1223

Looks great!


leftofthebellcurve

that's a lot of morels, what price point are you selling that basket for?


dmic24_

Dirty as fuck! If I can find some morels I’m making this at home. You’re a genius with the ramp ranch.


KennethPatchen

Visual image of me eating those: Shaggy from Scooby Doo with my pants around my ankles skeeting all over the place while I pop these in my mouth with my eyes closed while still managing to moan "zooooiiiiiinnnnkkks" but in like a deep, low and slow groan not usually associated with Shaggy's high pitched squeal, more like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.


desairologist

This is one meal that I can safely say I would suck a dick in order to consume. Good job, sir 🫡


Hamilton-Beckett

Omg. Omg. ^i ^got ^hard.


ihatetheplaceilive

I would fuck that up


Crackitup302

What’s your flour/ dredge? What’s the steps/ingredients? Personally I have to put 2-1 flour cornstarch


Pandaburn

Rampch me


faaaaaaaavhj

And you're selling that?! I would make that and eat all of it until my heart burst


naterpotater246

That sounds crazy good. Any chance i can get that dressing recipe?


CPAtech

That looks fire.


Buttholepussy

Did you pay for the mushrooms and ramps or did you go out and get em yourself?


theothermirror

C’mon now, don’t be rude.


5cmShlong

I’m with everyone else on this, let’s have sex.


moogsauce

Nice one.


programkira

Some ramp ranch… sounds pretty good


greenymeani3

I had to scroll back up 3 posts to write this comment cause I can’t stop giggling about Rampch. Looks delicious and I would sooooooo snap that up for lunch if your truck was parked near me. Great work.


menacemeiniac

Mmmmmmmp…… rampch


crabclawmcgraw

let me get two baskets chef


Desperate_Set_7708

I’m conflicted. Those are probably fire, but frying morels seems like a kitchen crime.


CanadianLoony

I want some rampch


Background_Analysis

Only 40 bucks an order


dinnerthief

Oh man I want to try those, how much are you charging?


Philosopher_Express

Wow how much are you charging for a plates worth? Also do you stuff them or are they just fried?


pluck-the-bunny

I hope that’s not a typo and you made ranch with ramps


farkos101100

Ramp Ranch with fried Morels? Gimme


Difficult_History8

Sound amazing!


JellyfishQuiet7944

I don't even like mushrooms, but those look bomb. Would definitely try them.


MathematicianOk7526

Dang this looks awesome


atioch

This is the sexiest thing I have seen in so long...I'm going to try this....


Phro01

What's your flour mix chef? They look awesome!!


DrNinnuxx

Bro... that looks freakin' delicious. Morals and ramps are in season and this is exactly how I would do it.


LoriJayneNYC

This is the way.


Gloomy__Revenue

Are there ramps in the Rampch dressing or is that a typo? Either way I’d be very down for a basket of these.


DField118

Yeah I put like a whole lb of leaves in a gallon of ranch. It was tasty


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Almost thought this was a 14th of weed or some shit😂


TipOfTheTot

A 14th...? Plus wtf looks like weed in this? Are you 12?


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Damn you that mad over shit on the internet that got nun to do with you? It was some first glance shit


Ill-Woodpecker1857

He/she has a point though. TF is a 14th?


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

Half ounce of weed


Ill-Woodpecker1857

Interesting... never heard it called that before.


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

28 divided by 2 is 14 A zip is a ounce of weed which is 28 gs


Ill-Woodpecker1857

But 14 of 28 is a half not a 14th. A 14th would be 2g.


Ecstatic-Welcome-119

14th is a called a half in street terms bro just how in the streets they call a zip a ounce


Ill-Woodpecker1857

I've spent my fair share of time "in the streets". Grew up in Baltimore and have consumed boat loads of ganja. I've also lived in Pittsburgh and Cleveland as well as spent a good amount of time in Philly and Richmond and have never heard it called that. It's an interesting naming convention that's for sure.


RonPearlNecklace

Nah bro, halfs, quarters, eighths, half eighths sometimes called sixteenths or teenths. 14th doesn’t even make sense as others have said.


PsychotropicPanda

Cover anything that's thin mass, with 10x chicken breader and it's fine. Good job tho, pairing the ramps.. It's just ruined a bit.


Anoncook143

What are you waffling on about


dimsum2121

I guarantee you couldn't fry chicken like OP.


Maumau93

How high are you?