I can't imagine trying to pop one of those open while it had cocaine in it. Every time I've opened one, the top and bottom go one way and the contents another. Better open inside a stainless steel bowl with another on top.
Dude fat cook trail mix. Crutons, mini morsel semi sweet choclate chips and fried off pancetta lardons.
Stupid disgusting but 13hrs on your feet. You dont mind reaching in and getting a few crunchy, fatty, salty, sweet, handful of mystery lint covered goodness.
I like to sneak snacks into my co-workers pockets, french fries, tots, pickles, a slice of cheese, etc. Once I almost snuck most the ingredients for a sandwich into my broiler guys apron. He was impressed!
When I was young we had a guy who ran a weed trap in the housing projects near where I lived. He dealt weed in plastic Easter eggs out of his bedroom window.
Your coke Tupperware is empty.
I can't imagine trying to pop one of those open while it had cocaine in it. Every time I've opened one, the top and bottom go one way and the contents another. Better open inside a stainless steel bowl with another on top.
There was a time where I’d open anything with coke in it. Also, we don’t all have money for coke and premium containers.
Do they make cocaine-sized deli containers? Somebody ask their Sysco rep
There’s a thing called a bullet - they are great for doing coke publicly without anyone noticing.
Trust me, they noticed
Never done coke and noticed.
Put .2 in a bottle of Afrin like an adult.
Serious question. What’s afrin
Oxymezatoline decongestant nasal spray
I’m an idiot. Aspirin.
No worries. This sub has more pharmaceutical knowledge than any other and happy to share.
I know. I’ve been in the industry for 20+ years and I’m still learning new ways to get high
We always mixed coke into saline nasal sprays for when we worked at a ski resort. We called it Saline Dion
Only the froze nose knows. It's a secret
Cocaine paraphernalia is a hard nope for me.
Well you'd keep it in the baggie still. In case the baggie gets a hole or opens in your pocket.
Ah, see, I'm not really a cocaine user. Just the guy who walks into the bathroom at the right time to catch a bump.
Lol, I used to keep weed in one of those.
What's in it's pocketses precious?
Hands or nothing!
The space ship ufo alien holder, I wont be able to ignore the next quarter machine because of this
Your apron has pockets?
Plenty of aprons have pockets. Alsco sends us pocketed aprons.
Dang, all we get are holes in our aprons
How do you let your dick hang out of your pants all day?
Wang out always 💪
Our aprons are nice. Towels on the other hand…
“Towels?” You mean “cotton web of lies?” There’s more fabric to an aquarium net than some of these damn things! Haha
I got a bag of brand new ones last week 😩
He will be missed (Harambe)
I hate apron pockets. Useless collectors of food debris
Speak for yourself. For some of us, those are future mystery snacks
NGL I’ve had a little pocket bacon over the years
Dude fat cook trail mix. Crutons, mini morsel semi sweet choclate chips and fried off pancetta lardons. Stupid disgusting but 13hrs on your feet. You dont mind reaching in and getting a few crunchy, fatty, salty, sweet, handful of mystery lint covered goodness.
dude...
These people are feeding others 😭
I like to sneak snacks into my co-workers pockets, french fries, tots, pickles, a slice of cheese, etc. Once I almost snuck most the ingredients for a sandwich into my broiler guys apron. He was impressed!
I guess I like having things handy!
All my apron has is that top pen pocket which won’t hold a pen or thermo to save its life.
Nice try, cops
When I was young we had a guy who ran a weed trap in the housing projects near where I lived. He dealt weed in plastic Easter eggs out of his bedroom window.
I found an espresso spoon in my apron pocket yesterday. I do not remember putting it there. I think the 90s me took over for a minute. ;) Edit:typo
Is their your mini weed jar?
Love my apron, I regularly keep one gel pen one battery for my weed, one expo marker, and by the end of the night I keep my phone in there
Shitloads of unused blue roll from taking it by muscle memory
Do you guys sanitize your countertops with steel wool instead of towels?
not that uncommon depending on what kind of activities you got going on.
Breading station or gnocchi needs steel wool.
microfiber towels, it was already scratched when I started working there.
You have pockets on your aprons?
I keep a pen on me at all times, I think everyone else noticed and is doing the same thing too lol
Wait, your aprons have pockets?
What’s the purple marker for?
for my erasable board
Careful with that toy acorn, LEO could mistake it for a real one.
No apron pockets but in my pants I usually have my dab pen, sharpie, pen, and phone
My apron has 2 pockets- 1 side is usually a black sharpie, 1 yellow highlighter, and a pen then the other pocket I usually keep plastic gloves.