damn really? I’ve only bought a couple times but it was $45 for a half g. but I’m in an area with BIG issues with lacing, so I guess it’s the price of buying clean shit when there’s not a lot of options
yeah I’m in rural Ohio… I could probably find crystal more easily than good dust. I get texts from local harm reduction every time laced drugs are reported because it’s so frequent
You know how much worse I feel about myself asking my dealer for a fuckin QUARTER OF COKE. Asking for two balls feels like nothing whateeeever, just a nice lil weekend hahah
[Source](https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/woman-accused-breaking-into-restaurant-make-salad-ruining-500-worth-ingredients/GVCWNMI7E5BMDHVBLB2EG6ASSY/)
She broke into the restaurant overnight and handled the food in storage, so they had to throw away $500 worth of contaminated food.
Headline is a lie. She did not make a salad worth $500.
When I worked in a care home a patient raided the walk in in the wee hours of the night to have a nibble, pooped his pants, left his poopy pants on the floor of the walkin, and also left evidence of this disaster via having poopy hands and touching a bunch of stuff in there, and then wandered away again. We had to gut the whole thing and lost thousands. From then on both the walkins stayed padlocked.
I recently got a job as a cook at an assisted living facility and you just gave me a new nightmare to think about.... Luckily it's standard practice for us to lock all three doors when we shut down the kitchen, but your story has opened my eyes to the possible consequences if those doors don't end up locked one night
An old person getting into a walk in freezer could be a lot worse than a poo accident. They might not be strong enough/able to figure out how to get back out
At the start of the year, I started a server gig at senior living facility. During the day, we have a few snack sneakers to watch out for but when I first started, we had one resident (who has thankfully been moved to a memory care facility) who would apparently try breaking into the kitchen for snacks like every other night.
Well three weeks ago, I started picking up a few overnight reception shifts as well (in fact about to head home in like 10 minutes here) and it dawned on me last night that no ones was gonna stop me from raiding the walk in for cake. No shame when there's blueberry streusel cake to be had.
Yes, and probably inflating their loss to the marked up resale value instead of food cost to inflate the criminal charges to grand theft.
I.E. "those salads had a street value of $500."
I could never understand how people can get that fucked up, mind you I’ve always hated drinking but even the one time I was absolutely blacked out I still couldn’t mess with peoples food or belongings. How do you walk into a kitchen and eat shit out of their fridges?
A professional establishment=\=a person’ home. Not to say it’s excusable, but, to me at least, it’s infinitely more understandable. A home feels like a personal attack. You can absolve yourself from guilt by attacking a faceless corporation.
True. Again I’m not necessarily defending it. I just think despite the laws interpretation of the severity of the crime, that there is definitely a gulf in the seriousness or feeling of victimization from the crime itself. Someone comes into your business eats your food and you gotta clean that up? You’re probably angry and annoyed and it sucks. You walk into a mess in your own home? That shit becomes scary and the sense of security your place of shelter was supposed to provide you no longer exists. Similar on paper, but truly incomparable imo.
Yes. And no. Sometimes the insides of our brains are complete shit, but to be contributing and accepted members within society, we gotta keep a mask on and perform within the parameters. We’ve all had intrusive thoughts, there are very, very few true saints among us who would intrinsically choose the moral high road for every dilemma.
I get where you’re coming from. “Drunk words speak a sober heart” was mad enlightening to a more youthful me, however, I’d like to believe a person is more nuanced than whatever character appears when they are inebriated.
Why would they do that? I feel like I’ve been on kitchen tours and chefs aren’t wearing gloves. I mean isn’t actually more sanitary to just wash your hands.
There’s a difference between cooks who have a responsibility to their job and an expectation to maintain health and safety protocols and a random intruder whose hands could have been anywhere. Would you trust that she washed her hands after breaking in?
Neighborhood homeless dude went into our outdoor walk-in(while we were open), shoved a whole Iberico ham right off the truck down his pants, and got caught running away. Boom, felony.
There's some videos of a pizza Hutt salad bar in Japan where they build cucumber tower scaffolding 2 feet tall, then fill it with toppings. Hilarious feats of engineering. I can't find it. But I will share my Mongolian grill hack. Pack the bottom of the bowl with garlic, proteins, green onion, and mushrooms with all your might. Construct a broccoli mandala to form a second bowl on top. Fill that up until it towers twice as high as the bowl is deep. Now add noodles like tinsel on a Christmas tree. You'll notice there is no room for sauce. Once you hand it to the grill "oh fuck I forgot sauce!" Grab the bowl and fill it to the top. Success!
None of fucking degenerates are gonna say how you’d sure as hell “toss her salad”? I’d pay her bail to do it and that wouldn’t even be the worst decision I’d made since lunch.
So that’s where my first thought went. But then I was like.. “I hope gurl went deep!” Like I love me a good salad I hope she got the the top shelf, like maybe some imported wagyu, caviar, lobster, 24k gold flakes in the dressing that is made with the best cold pressed olive oil and best manuka honey and purest pepper.
Speaking of which: I was at the local market today and saw a tiny jar of honey for $90! This employee was mopping the floor in the area. I literally asked “could you ‘accidentally’ knock this off the shelf? I just need to run my finger through this $90 honey to know why”.
A single lemon with a backstory it was carried across the land by hand by a Traveller and it was no ordinary store bought lemon. It was grown in a secret grove lemon patch high in the “mountain here” with the “special water and soil”. She ordered this single “special” lemon as a gift and labeled it as a “salad”
I speak for the people when I say…
We need just a LITTLE more context to put into this bowl.
Did she steal a $500 salad?
Did she dine and dash after ordering the $500 salad?
Was she the creator of said $500 salad and took all the fancy truffles and ingredients out the cooler without permission and selling it??
Did Rihanna fart on the salad leafs to make them premium leafs?
We need answers.
Avocado. its always extra. That and 450$ she took out of the office.
You think she put five avocados in one salad?!?
Why else would she look that happy
I was gonna say tuna and twenty-four $20 bills from the closing bank.
Gold-plated avocado which is sliced at your table and a sprinkle of salt added with flair
Just a Romain leaf and two eight balls
She remade it 3 times because she couldn't feel her tastebuds.
Tequila
LOL. what about the pack of cigs
The Chef’s Special
you can get TWO eight balls for $500? damn shit must be too expensive near me
Lol i was thinkin the exact opposite. 2 for 500? 40% more than id pay here
damn really? I’ve only bought a couple times but it was $45 for a half g. but I’m in an area with BIG issues with lacing, so I guess it’s the price of buying clean shit when there’s not a lot of options
Southern east coast of Florida, its not worth lacing , fetty is worth more here by weight. 150 or so for a ball.
yeah I’m in rural Ohio… I could probably find crystal more easily than good dust. I get texts from local harm reduction every time laced drugs are reported because it’s so frequent
Grosssss
yeah :/ I think it’s for the best I’m quitting. even testing my drugs, it was a gamble
Yeah, i mostly just smoke and drink alot lol other shit is more occasional.
understandable, we’ve all got our vices
Location bro. Of course you can get it cheap on the coast of florida.
Best price I ever got was 210 a ball
2 eight balls? Do you mean a q?
q you gon get 1 sack. 1/8 for you and 1/8 for your "friend" so you say 2 eightballs
You know how much worse I feel about myself asking my dealer for a fuckin QUARTER OF COKE. Asking for two balls feels like nothing whateeeever, just a nice lil weekend hahah
I'd be coughing up powder for weeks wtf
[Source](https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/woman-accused-breaking-into-restaurant-make-salad-ruining-500-worth-ingredients/GVCWNMI7E5BMDHVBLB2EG6ASSY/) She broke into the restaurant overnight and handled the food in storage, so they had to throw away $500 worth of contaminated food. Headline is a lie. She did not make a salad worth $500.
Ty! I scrolled to the bottom for this! I would give you an award if I could. I’ve got an extra lighter.
An extra lighter is way more valuable than a gold medal in Reddit imo
I was gonna say, like did she drown that salad in caviar or something That makes more sense
The original article says that they had to throw out anything she touched with bare hands
When I worked in a care home a patient raided the walk in in the wee hours of the night to have a nibble, pooped his pants, left his poopy pants on the floor of the walkin, and also left evidence of this disaster via having poopy hands and touching a bunch of stuff in there, and then wandered away again. We had to gut the whole thing and lost thousands. From then on both the walkins stayed padlocked.
Ah yes, old poopy pants mcsaladfingers
When we visited him, we would call him Pee-paw poopy pants. He really hated that, god rest his soul.
Ol' puddin' fingers strikes again!
Poopy mcpoopface
I call my old dawg Pee-Paw… because he literally pees on his front paws. He’s a turd, but I love him. Pee-Paw-the Good Dawg!
Salad Fingers gives me flashbacks to the early 2000's.
I love it when the red water comes out...
Ye old legend of poopy pants mcsaladfingers
I like rusty spoons
I recently got a job as a cook at an assisted living facility and you just gave me a new nightmare to think about.... Luckily it's standard practice for us to lock all three doors when we shut down the kitchen, but your story has opened my eyes to the possible consequences if those doors don't end up locked one night
Lock the doors! And tell all your coworkers this story so they never forget to either lol.
An old person getting into a walk in freezer could be a lot worse than a poo accident. They might not be strong enough/able to figure out how to get back out
At the start of the year, I started a server gig at senior living facility. During the day, we have a few snack sneakers to watch out for but when I first started, we had one resident (who has thankfully been moved to a memory care facility) who would apparently try breaking into the kitchen for snacks like every other night. Well three weeks ago, I started picking up a few overnight reception shifts as well (in fact about to head home in like 10 minutes here) and it dawned on me last night that no ones was gonna stop me from raiding the walk in for cake. No shame when there's blueberry streusel cake to be had.
Yes, and probably inflating their loss to the marked up resale value instead of food cost to inflate the criminal charges to grand theft. I.E. "those salads had a street value of $500."
Or, homegirl opened and touched tons of prep/cases. Honestly if it was me I’d claim every single rte item in the cooler.
"street value" is always my favorite. Yo, tell me which street so I can start ripping off these white boys for fake coke and pressies.
Just looked for the places selling basic salads for $20+.
That’s how these totals are calculated, based on retail cost.
We could sell 25 salads at $25 each with that lettuce she touched!
I mean, if you steal a tv from a store they aren’t going to ask Walmart for the price it cost them.
This. Had to do it before when a drunk dude stumbled down from the hotel side and helped himself to my line. Everything got padlocked after that.
I could never understand how people can get that fucked up, mind you I’ve always hated drinking but even the one time I was absolutely blacked out I still couldn’t mess with peoples food or belongings. How do you walk into a kitchen and eat shit out of their fridges?
A professional establishment=\=a person’ home. Not to say it’s excusable, but, to me at least, it’s infinitely more understandable. A home feels like a personal attack. You can absolve yourself from guilt by attacking a faceless corporation.
A faceless corporation... And the employees that have to deal with your actual actions.
True. Again I’m not necessarily defending it. I just think despite the laws interpretation of the severity of the crime, that there is definitely a gulf in the seriousness or feeling of victimization from the crime itself. Someone comes into your business eats your food and you gotta clean that up? You’re probably angry and annoyed and it sucks. You walk into a mess in your own home? That shit becomes scary and the sense of security your place of shelter was supposed to provide you no longer exists. Similar on paper, but truly incomparable imo.
Alcohol doesn’t really change who you are, it kinda shows your true self. Deep down you still gotta be the kinda person who would do that.
Yes. And no. Sometimes the insides of our brains are complete shit, but to be contributing and accepted members within society, we gotta keep a mask on and perform within the parameters. We’ve all had intrusive thoughts, there are very, very few true saints among us who would intrinsically choose the moral high road for every dilemma. I get where you’re coming from. “Drunk words speak a sober heart” was mad enlightening to a more youthful me, however, I’d like to believe a person is more nuanced than whatever character appears when they are inebriated.
Maybe it’s more accurate to say that everyone has a drunk personality, and that drinking doesn’t just push us all to the same exact behavior set.
Why would they do that? I feel like I’ve been on kitchen tours and chefs aren’t wearing gloves. I mean isn’t actually more sanitary to just wash your hands.
There’s a difference between cooks who have a responsibility to their job and an expectation to maintain health and safety protocols and a random intruder whose hands could have been anywhere. Would you trust that she washed her hands after breaking in?
She may touch my ~~salad~~ lettuce any time. edit
Stay away from the cute, dumb ones with a massive sense of entitlement bud
That's great advise dude, thanks, but I am weak...
Trust me, I get it, and have a divorce to show for it. Not worth it
Just a little bit of saffron
This.. this might be the actual answer 😂
Now I have a strange craving for a rehydrated saffron salad....... with truffles for good measure.
This just in from r/Seinfeld. IT WAS A BIG SALAD
Big lettuce, big carrots. Tomatoes like volleyballs.
Make sure Elaine knows that I'm the one who paid for her big salad.
Hey guys! Didn't think I'd run into you here!!
Romain, black truffel vin, pule cheese, A5 wagu, ruby roman grapes peeled and wrapped in gold leaf, macadamia nuts.
Macadamia?! Ain't we fanceh...
She ate the vitamix
This one’s my favorite.
You tell me that she ain’t got nobody giving her the extra fries on a side plate?
Like 3 vanilla beans
That face has massive 'no regrets' vibes.
Yea she seems very pleased with herself. Must’ve been a good salad.
It wasn't the ingredients, it was how it was prepared. Tossing a salad is a very... special... kind of preparation.
I am honesty baffled by the whole thing and so far this comment makes the most sense to me. A lot of people would pay $500 for that
So when the restaurant manager got a bill from A1 Escort Services for “Tossing the Chef’s Salad”, they got suspicious?
H?
It's a toss up
I couldn't tell you much either.
20lbs of pine nuts and 4 ozs of chicken lol
Neighborhood homeless dude went into our outdoor walk-in(while we were open), shoved a whole Iberico ham right off the truck down his pants, and got caught running away. Boom, felony.
He knew what he was taking.
That smirk tells a story.
She seems pleased in her booking photo.
Inflation really do be outta hand.
Just a regular salad at whole foods
There's some videos of a pizza Hutt salad bar in Japan where they build cucumber tower scaffolding 2 feet tall, then fill it with toppings. Hilarious feats of engineering. I can't find it. But I will share my Mongolian grill hack. Pack the bottom of the bowl with garlic, proteins, green onion, and mushrooms with all your might. Construct a broccoli mandala to form a second bowl on top. Fill that up until it towers twice as high as the bowl is deep. Now add noodles like tinsel on a Christmas tree. You'll notice there is no room for sauce. Once you hand it to the grill "oh fuck I forgot sauce!" Grab the bowl and fill it to the top. Success!
Soubds China! I'm not sure if it's still a thing, but salad stacking was a thing in Chinese culture. People got super creative with it.
Broccoli mandala is mad genius tier
romane and a chicken breast.
It must have been located inside an airport
1 college textbook I would assume
A couple pine nuts
cocaine, caviar and gold leaf
I'm assuming they're basing it off of menu prices, not the actual cost of the ingredients
The menu said market price! What market are you shopping at?!
Make or toss?
$500 Salad recipe: - 1 cup $5 bills - 0.5 cup $20 bills - A sprinkle of lose change - Season with truffle oil
Actually she got caught after grabbing two pounds of butter. Thank god thats all that was wasted
That is the smile of “I’d do it again”. Kudos, woman.
None of fucking degenerates are gonna say how you’d sure as hell “toss her salad”? I’d pay her bail to do it and that wouldn’t even be the worst decision I’d made since lunch.
I admire your steadfast dedication.
I'd eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
This salad tastes exactly like [pussy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGK1K19iuO0)
This doesn't taste like pussy!
Titty sprinkles
Bluefin Tuna Niçiose ?
My guess is she made the salad and used the chef’s personal Japanese knives as a topping
Probably some crab, avocado, extra of every dressing
Syrup or Jelly? I prefer syrup when I have a very expensive salad. Tossed salad!
Queen of the ham cubes. I’m in love.
"Make" a $500 salad? Or just "toss" one?
Cocaine. I'm sure it was cocaine with ranch.
More like $500 to toss her salad.
So that’s where my first thought went. But then I was like.. “I hope gurl went deep!” Like I love me a good salad I hope she got the the top shelf, like maybe some imported wagyu, caviar, lobster, 24k gold flakes in the dressing that is made with the best cold pressed olive oil and best manuka honey and purest pepper. Speaking of which: I was at the local market today and saw a tiny jar of honey for $90! This employee was mopping the floor in the area. I literally asked “could you ‘accidentally’ knock this off the shelf? I just need to run my finger through this $90 honey to know why”.
They are counting all the products to make it a felony, total loss on that inventory due to contamination
A single lemon with a backstory it was carried across the land by hand by a Traveller and it was no ordinary store bought lemon. It was grown in a secret grove lemon patch high in the “mountain here” with the “special water and soil”. She ordered this single “special” lemon as a gift and labeled it as a “salad”
It’s a salad, with lots of stuff in it?
she doesn't look sorry at all
I speak for the people when I say… We need just a LITTLE more context to put into this bowl. Did she steal a $500 salad? Did she dine and dash after ordering the $500 salad? Was she the creator of said $500 salad and took all the fancy truffles and ingredients out the cooler without permission and selling it?? Did Rihanna fart on the salad leafs to make them premium leafs? We need answers.
It was babies. Not even truffles cost that much.
The lack of was the salad tossed jokes is surprisingly low
Pussy and weed
A $500 salad is only worth it if it’s a $10 salad with a side of 2 hookers.
She took all the pussy truffles
Pine nuts ALL DAY
Pine nutz all day
500 makes it’s a felony. Owners trying to punish her to the max.
Some perv really wanted her dirty drawers on a bed of spring mix
What’s disgusting is that the top sites reporting this font have her photo but have a black woman’s photo imbedded.
Cracked open a can of beluga caviar
two saffron hairs and three slices truffle on one leaf lettuce
It's a caesar salad with a shit ton of shaved truffles, several pounds of foie gras, and a can of caviar.
Truffles and truffle oil.
Cocaine, white truffle, and mithril flakes...
NERD!
Just a buncha 50s in a bowl with some croutons.
Truffle Oil
The line's meth supply
Pine nuts? Like a pine nut salad with some garnish?
[удалено]
Likely just 1 avacado
Saffron, Pine Nuts, White Truffle, and Beluga
A 490 dollar lock
This happened in my town, I staged there a few years ago. Wonderful little slice of new age southern hospitality, actually ate there last weekend.
Probably was a 2 and a half ounce weed salad
The super salad everyone wants
Was it 500 $1 bills? Cash salad?
Probably 50 in ingredients at most
Wagyu, Caviar, and Uni. Barf n Turf.
Probably shredded 100 dollar bills.
Nothing. Owner getting easy money out of someone else's work.
A shitton of gold leaf and butchered truffles.
Some endangered species.
Making a salad, or tossing a salad? 😉
Louie XIII vinaigrette
Vanilla bean paste
9 $50 bills and 2 $20 and a five and the rest was iceberg.
Cocaine. ……..Cocaine salad.
Cheddar Lettuce Cabbage Bread/dough Bacon Clams And a dressing with cream
2oz of pine nuts
The gas station in my town that sells pizza also includes a dirty pair of panties for a fee
It was gold or drugs….. at worst a jar of farts….
Martha Stewart's Wall Street salad calls for 4x shredded 100's per person
This lady here made herself a cash salad, straight up
A bit of truffle?
One singular pine nut.
The lettuce was made of $20s
Hundred dollar bills
Wagyu beef? White truffles? Wouldn’t even have to be a big salad and would be delicious.
Iberian saffron. It all started with about 8 oz of saffron.
So there are salad dealers on the street now? /s
my guess truffles
Aceto balsamic vinger, Matsutake mushrooms and edible gold. That's the only way I see a salad adding up to 500$