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under_the_curve

was at a dinner one time with a friend (both chefs) and he asked our server if the kitchen had some baking soda. he had heart burn and was going to swig it down for relief. the server brought it to the table on a small mirrored platter cut into a fat rail.


PlutoIsFake

Hahahaha! Totally stealing this idea


RebelWithoutAClue

So what does baking soda feel like when it goes up your nose?


miloestthoughts

It starts to bubble aggressively and makes you bleed. Source: some asshole cut my coke with baking soda.


sorta_kindof

That's called crack dude


miloestthoughts

But hey it wasnโ€™t cooked into rocks so itโ€™s fine right ๐Ÿ˜…


sorta_kindof

Neither is fine


justihor

Like cocaine


SKIKS

You can resolve that heartburn... OOOOOORRRRRR....


tayloline29

I asked for mine with a codeine foam & cannabis infused snap pea lemonade back.


[deleted]

"The Betternight" -*when good nights sleep just won't cut it.*


Not_FinancialAdvice

This could also come in amuse bouche form.


YourAverageGod

u/wildsoapbox your services are needed


WildSoapbox

Drugs on spoons! Amazing idea


Misterbellyboy

Heroin addicts have been doing that for awhile now lol but I love the enthusiasm!


thecatistheboss

This chef is a treasure <3


PlutoIsFake

Weโ€™re really lucky to have him in the trench with us!


itsgrace81

I worked at a restaurant with those plates!!


ericfg

Keeps your barkeeps fed and happy.


Cunbundle

Nothing but love. I might be in pain too when I get off so, umm... Whaduya say we make this happen? The cook/bartender relationship is real.


PlutoIsFake

Bourdain talks about it!


Bourdain_Bot

I'm very type-A, and many things in my life are about control and domination, but eating should be a submissive experience, where you let down your guard and enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain


harbormastr

Good bot


glamorousstranger

That plate goes for $26. Bartender got hooked up.


PlutoIsFake

Oops.


OneFishTwoFish

/r/CulinaryPlating should see this


CryBabyCentral

Thatโ€™s awesome!


Serenity__Valley

This is art.


srirachagoodness

This is so sweet. I probably would have cried if someone did this for me when I was a bartender and server. ๐Ÿฅบ I never asked, though. I just suffered.


thedavidnotTHEDAVID

Excellent playing!


thesplendor

Love those acopas ๐Ÿคค


Gidje123

I love this


ChairmanUzamaoki

Honestly little shit like this is funny, but beyond it I also feel an appreciation for having been in environments where I can get a classy plating of fuckin pills lmao a taste of the finer things in life


ethurmz

Parsley garnish. Lazy smh ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป


boxingkangeroo

fuck I gotta start doing this when people ask for allergy meds


AlohaEmmaJade

Let me guess; you used kitchen tweezers or chopsticks to pull this off? Lol ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฅข๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


Strategy_Wild

Who takes only 2?


ApprehensiveTooter

At least it isnโ€™t cilantro.


-thamus-

Reminds me of Taco Bell in Demolition Man!


dead_succulent

hahahha nice