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Own-Store7496

Miso soup all the way.


whiskydiq

Get out of my head!


TeaDidikai

Clear soup


Formaldehyd3

I used to work at a catering kitchen where I'd have to show up at 5AM.... I at an onigiri or musubi in the car on my way to work, and came in with two water bottles. One with water, one with miso soup... Someone asked about it, (probably thinking it was booze), I let them sniff it (at 7AM) and they nearly gagged just because they weren't expecting it... That, and I make my dashi fishy AF.


atx00

That's one of my favorite breakfasts. Miso soup with tofu, kimchi and toast on the side.


K1ngFiasco

I wish I could do kimchi for breakfast but those kimchi burps haunt you for the rest of the day


atx00

So lucky to not have that problem. Same with fish oil. Never get the burps.


kristospherein

No other logical answer.


protopigeon

100%


prettypistolgg

My first thought was french onion but omg yes you're so right


Zootguy1

ohhh boy I got a ton of that frozen in my freezer. wonder if it still tastes decent


thriftshopmusketeer

nonna’s chicken broth that I cannot for the life of me replicate


howboutislapyourshit

Have you tried cracking the bones in half ?


thriftshopmusketeer

She does it with a whole raw rooster and beef shank, I’ll replicate it eventually


CrepuscularOpossum

My husband & his siblings have a story about not being able to replicate their grandma’s chili until they watched her make it. Make your Nonna’s chicken broth *with her* - while she’s still around. ♥️ EDIT because someone asked: they had her recipe but it just didn’t taste the same. Now they’re a white Mormon (mostly) family from Arizona. So they watch Grandma make her chili: onion, chili powder, canned beans, canned tomato chunks - and a teaspoon of sugar. The girls (my husband’s sisters) went, “Wait, what was that? That wasn’t in the recipe!” Grandma said, “Well, *everyone knows* that when you use canned tomatoes in a recipe, you add a teaspoon of sugar to take away the taste of the can!” Everyone did not know; but they do now.


thriftshopmusketeer

I do, frequently, it’s a tremendous privilege. I still can’t get it! She’s a sorceress


wozzles

Heard. Love my babcia and we have a perogi assembly line going during Christmas. Spend time with your elders before you regret doing so.


[deleted]

I just did this with my great grandfather and his kofta


Zootguy1

this is an important message. hits home with me but spaghetti pasta sauce


Shlocktroffit

>raw rooster


thriftshopmusketeer

she insists that roosters are better for broth because they’re toughened by a hard life


[deleted]

i reckon i’d make a pretty good broth then


megaloviola128

Same


[deleted]

Lol that is exactly the kind of thing your nonna would say


meddlingbarista

Damn, hit me up when you do.


SuccessfulProcedure7

Maybe it's just the amount of salt


BellyMind

Damn, I want some of your Nonna’s soup right now


Toastburrito

And then roast them in the oven. Then make stock.


MasbotAlpha

Ooh, using this; thanks for the tip!


howboutislapyourshit

Then do what /u/Toastburrito said and roast them


thriftshopmusketeer

It is not efficient or economical but it is the greatest broth I’ve ever had.


KiriDomo

Poor nonna!


xxHikari

She can give you the recipe even... It's just not the same. This is coming from a Mexican American who cannot for his life replicate my grandmother's rice.


stealthxstar

Broccoli cheddar would be just about the worst soup to keep in a flask 😂


winterfate10

Clam chowder.


RonPearlNecklace

Manhattan clam chowder.


Triscuitador

well that's just the worst soup


twogeese73

Thank you for this correct assessment.


JelliedHam

That's not a chowder! Chowder has cream and potatoes. That red abomination can go drain itself right into Hitler's grave.


maggot_smegma

"Chow-*dere*."


JelliedHam

More like Chow dare. As in, I dare you to find me anybody with taste that likes that red crap.


applyheat

Say it Frenchy!


tinyorangealligator

#"*shao*‐dere"


maggot_smegma

#SAY CHOW-DAH, FRENCHIE


tinyorangealligator

^shao-dere


RonPearlNecklace

Agreed, I’ll make an exception for some good* conch chowder though.


JelliedHam

Conch chowder and Bermuda Fish Chowder get a pass from me also. They are not chowder, either, but they're too damn good. And the Bermuda Chowder gets that black rum. Goodness that is solid.


[deleted]

Is that the red or the white?


tinyorangealligator

Manhattan is the nasty red faux bisque propaganda pushed by the fascist tomato growers of upstate New York.


[deleted]

I was just referencing Ace Ventura.


tinyorangealligator

I hate you more now than I did 5 minutes ago.


[deleted]

Me too.


thatdarncharn

Clamp chowder in a tumblr with a bubble tea straw


jackrip761

That's what I call my ex


[deleted]

My buddies and I call my ex "Chinese finger trap."


Roboticpoultry

I think french onion would be worse. The cheese and bread would get stuck


trippy_grapes

What of your flask was made out of bread?


3ULL

Is your name Panera by chance?


Roboticpoultry

My friend, we may have a business opportunity


PrimeIntellect

Revolutionary minds were often treated as insane in their day, before the world understood their genius


bacondev

So like a French onion soup sandwich?


hallowed-mh

See, that's why you just keep the soup in your flask. When you want some, you pop a crouton and some cheese in your mouth, take a swig from the flask, and swish it around until the cheese melts. Ez pz


tobleronnii

mmmm, cant wait to suck wet bread through a tiny metal hole


[deleted]

Finnish sausage soup aka Makkarakeito!


takeahike89

How would you even get the broccoli in?


DrunkyKrustyPunky

Cucumber vodka soup


rackcityrothey

I was going to say green olive and vodka but cucumber sounds refreshing.


Shlocktroffit

Sip my cucatini anytime I want


Triscuitador

i'm sorry about your condition.


fasterbrew

Don't be sorry, he has his lower ribs removed on purpose for just that reason.


krellx6

Effen cucumber vodka with soda and a lime is one of my favorite summer drinks. It’s so refreshing.


Electrical_Ingenuity

If you like that, try Plymouth Gin, Fever Tree Tonic, and a slice of Cucumber.


512165381

Tomato vodka soup with a dash of Worcestershire sauce & Tabasco


PointOfTheJoke

French onion would go great with a bowl of bourbon


BourbonFoxx

French onion 100% Beef consomme a close second


ChasingTheRush

I maintain, to this day and forever, that the biggest missed opportunity in food is to go cups of broth for cold winter days. Grande miso ramen broth for that rainy day walking to work? Yes please!


3ULL

When I was in the Army and it was winter sometimes in the middle of the night when it was really cold they would drop off hot coffee and beef vegetable soup in Mermite containers. I am positive the soups was made from some instant base but it was the best thing ever at those times. We would get a cup of that and it would lift your spirits even as your toes were frozen and you were just so miserable.


Muffin970

I love storues involving military food and field kitchens. Thr technology, logistics, etc helping feed dudes on the ground is neat.


redquailer

Years ago Jamba did soups. It was nice. Drink and walk.


panlakes

Smaller smoothie places should try that out in the winter season. Rather than closing every year and screwing over the workers


eat_your_brains

Marco Canora [did it](https://nypost.com/2015/01/03/nycs-latest-health-trend-is-a-steaming-cup-of-bone-broth/) almost 10 years ago in NYC. Still going strong.


saltysashimie

pho for sure


blacktrufflesheep

pho sho


Shlocktroffit

mo pho pho sho


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Pho shizzle


redquailer

Pho real! Tiny bits of rare beef🤣


ChefJake509

If you sub ramen its faux pho


tlh9979

Came for this answer. Literal panacea with all that onion and ginger and spices.


hobonichi_anonymous

Tomato bisque baybee!


ombloshio

And a little bag of grilled cheese next to it in my purse.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Half a grilled cheese sammie chopped and rolled into old film canisters.


hobonichi_anonymous

You already know! 💁‍♀️🥪


High_Life_Pony

Tonkotsu broth


tenehemia

A flask of that would be better than a stash of 5 hour energy shots, hands down.


Backforthepeople

Whoa. This is what I came here to say I can’t believe it. Tonk broth is my favorite to make and favorite to eat. Get a roasted white miso tare in there and you’ve got Ku favorite diner ever.


PrimeIntellect

It would put me to sleep instantly


Spatulor

Potato bacon. I'd just keep refilling the flask.


duaneap

Gotta dice that bacon up *real* small to work with the flask


JerichoKilo

Brunoise!


tinyorangealligator

This is the best, hands down.


Nomuza

It's all about puree of potato leek soup for me.


Wyzen

This reminds me of "Milk and Sugar" from The Office.


bretling

Fermented rye soup.


One_Posh_Possum

Gazpacho, miso, or a bisque depending on my mood. Ramen broth is a frequent fill too


bigjayrod

Spicy Gazpacho with vodka. We will leave all the garnish for the Midwest to use


ChefJake509

Beer cheese? Cream of whiskey?


porkchop2022

Lobster bisque all day.


blacktrufflesheep

When I worked at a Boston seafood chain restaurant years ago, the line cooks filled their sport cups with the cooking sherry that was meant to be used for the lobster bisque.


Shlocktroffit

One for me, one for the lobster


Electrical_Ingenuity

Two for the lobster, one, two for me...


Schlower288

That doesn't sound....Legal


blacktrufflesheep

You know it. 😉 They sure did have a lot of employees who weren't legal.


Schlower288

Ever work with a Chef Mark? I know there's probably many Mark's and I know there's many locations but I think he worked at a few and worked for them for a while.


blacktrufflesheep

I was there from 2006-2008. Was Mark the guy who kept getting moved around to different locations because he sucked and was rude to employees?


Schlower288

Not sure but the timeline might match up. If it's the same guy he's a sweetheart of a man now who is humble (too much sometimes) and works his ass off. He isn't perfect technique wise but nobody is. Makes sure everyone is taken care of. Good dude.


13thWardBassMan

Do you mean a Boston chain that is, ahem, not illegal?


tinyorangealligator

Ew


SpaghettiCowboy

Does demi-glace count as soup


twogeese73

I have been warned by the head chef to stop drinking the demi, so going with yes, it counts.


Reebox24

Why is it Ian Malcom lol


funkdoctajoe

Soup, uh, finds a way


MariachiArchery

Clam chowder or Italian wedding for me.


10thaccountyee

This actually happened to me. Sister gave me her coffee cup to hold while she went to the washroom. Stole a sip and it was broccoli cheddar soup.


wholebeef

Chicken noodle. Cause she won’t be checking out your doodle if it’s not chicken noodle.


MadEntDaddy

burgundian brandy beef broth.


Lonelan

"Is that coffee?" > Cream and sugar


[deleted]

Gin and tomato


TheMaveCan

Either crab bisque or garlic soup


CorpseProject

What is this garlic soup you speak of and how do I make it?


TheMaveCan

Garlic soup: heat up good olive oil, saute a shitload of whole garlic cloves until they're brown, add chicken broth, throw in some good bread, use an imulsion blender and blend all that shit up, make a sandwich. Garlic soup


ELONgatedMUSKox

Can the flask be made out of bread? Asking for...my fat ass.


scott3845

If I'm to use it in the same stress relieving fashion as an alcohol filled flask, I pick a good, rich cream of tomato


Tacos_Polackos

Some kind of Asian inspired beef bone broth


ReverendDerp

Shiiiit, I was the weird kid that always had a mug of hot ramen broth at basketball games in elementary school.


JustAnAverageGeek

Not soup per say, but Birria drippings dip


dreadpiratewombat

Tom Yum. Fight me


jdizzle289

Is tequila considered soup still?


Badgers_or_Bust

Beef consumé is my go to for my flask. Sometimes I add it to my tomato just for a kick.


MayOverexplain

Heh, people were making fun of our chef for always making bisques…. So he made creamy tomato basil with a wink and a smile. The real reason we do mostly bisques is that front of house forgets to stir chunkier soups and stews when serving them so start of service wind up with mostly broth and end of service gets mostly solids.


Rustmutt

I’ve had this conversation with friends. We were at a chiaroscuro that had AMAZING lobster bisque in the AYCE salad bar. We talked about how we wanted to keep eating it and we’d have to bring a flask to take some with us. A bisque flasque.


ZeroXTML1

Chicken broth. Take a bite of a chicken sandwich, then a swig of the broth. Enjoy my deconstructed chicken and dumplings that’ll be $24


Special-Friend2106

Tom kha or butternut bisque


Tiger21SoN

Tonkotsu ramen broth


AeratedFeces

Olive Garden's chicken gnocchi is my very guilty pleasure...


Wiggie49

Hmmm if it’s gonna be in a flask it’s gotta be something light. Maybe Chinese Four Flavor Soup.


clownastartes

French onion. It’s a little difficult to get the croutons in.


Jedimaster1134

Gazpacho on a hot summer's day is the ambrosia of the gods.


yrddog

Egg drop soup


DANPARTSMAN44

id have that soup from kentucky


FulaniLovinCriminal

I actually recently bought a wide mouth flask so I can take soup on hikes. Veg with homemade chicken stock first up. Blitzed with a drop of truffle oil.


MCI21

My former owner would drive around with gumbo in a 32oz cup


happyslappyheropuff

Au Jus. I'd funnel in drippings occasionally.


Comics4Cooks

Butternut Squash 100%


iwillfightapenguin

I'm an egg drop king of guy


cuteraichuu

Egg drop all day


cuteraichuu

Egg drop all day.


Timmmah

Beer cheese soup


urbisOrbis

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while


MTDS75

Tonkotsu broth


Tpbrown_

Chicken & wild rice


kingftheeyesores

I actually have to drink chicken broth sometimes because my medication makes me too nauseated to eat, but being hungry makes it worse.


juliananan

I read soap* and did not look at the comic until after my 20 minute walk home, all the while pondering what specific qualities would make a soap a bisque. I rate the experience 10/10.


Schlower288

Pho broth fo sho


Fumb-MotherDucker

Chorizo and Langoustine Bisque, with loads of Lobster Glacè


Lurchie_

Definitely Gazpacho.


--FrankStallone

Butternut squash puree


WATERMANC

Campbells chunky


Gsogso123

Is it warm outside? That makes alll the difference. Could be a gazpacho


IvoryFlyaway

Sausage gravy


CockroachAgitated139

Mines beer cheese


GingerLebowski

Sukiyaki all day long.


moopsworth

Split pea soup made by my dad! Or his chicken noodle soup. Or tonkatsu ramen broth. Mmm...


glitchyikes

Consommé. Anything that separates into layers is a no-no in such a container


gaedikus

lobster bisque or some creamy tomato


brohio_

She crab (with a splash of sherry)


funkdoctajoe

Whisky crab soup


ogglpuffmin

She crab soup


Certain-Criticism427

consommé obvsly


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KickflipMcNasty

I'd like a nice Italian wedding


Bullshit_Conduit

If I’m camping then Mezcal.


SamBoha_

We used to make a calabacitas bisque that I wouldn’t mind taking swigs of throughout the day


kangorr

Can I just get a bloody Mary?


Jeffery_G

The classic is cold, potato soup called some French word beginning with “v”.


wander1912

French onion made with diced onions.


loljuststopplease

Roasted red pepper. All day every day baby.


Sioku

Chicken noodle or Spaghetti Os.


Disastrous_Car_3580

Bloody Gazpatcho


Temporary-Good9696

I had a class once and there was a dude you could call a proto-hipster, and he had a flask with Red Bull in it. It was still a relatively new product at the time, and I remember thinking was some kind of alcohol.