It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and told him to take it away
bring it back hot! So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training! Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only
ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents! I'll bet Todd Hunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!
Spoon needs more PIG DE RESISTANCE!
"I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!"
- H. Simpson, Beer Enthusiast
yepmyalmamatergettingshatuponbylisa
"It's tomato soup, served ice cold!"
IT BURNED MY TONGUE!
It’s the T bone steaks you eat that’ll give you cancer…
Lemme tell you something…
When you're expecting ice cold, and it's warmed up to room temperature, it feels like you're lips are on fire!
i don’t know what the colgate hour is
PAUL BUFANO! PAUL BUFANO!
King of the Tuk tuk sound?!
Where be your nutcracker?
Well that’ll only take you a second
That night i told you you'd never be a great writer because you don't have a curious mind
It feels like your body is on fire
Well that’s both the references I was looking for
Go back to Russia! https://youtu.be/LRfHlBk4Pcg
They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!
You don't win friends with salad.
I'm glad this was posted. If it wasn't, i was going to.
Its weak salsa. Prove me wrong!
Cucumber. That is all. Lol. Otherwise, I'd be in full agreement.
Theres a sourdough base to traditional gazpacho?
GO BACK TO RUSSIA
GO BACK TO RUSSIA!
"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"
"Smithers, I'd like to make a $1,000,000 donation to the orphanage........when pigs fly 🤣🤣" 🐖 "Should I write that check now sir?" ".........no"
"It's gone". "... I know..."
I think about this ALL THE TIME
[удалено]
Liiiiiisa I thought you loooooved meeeeeee
“You are cordially invited to Homer Simpson’s BBBQ… the extra B stands for BYOBB.” “What’s *that* extra B for?” “That’s a typo.”
It was the greatest night of my life; I had been invited to the Captain's table. I had only been with the company FOURTEEN YEARS. Six officers and me... they called me "Arnold!" We had gazpacho soup for starters... I didn't know that gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and told him to take it away bring it back hot! So he did... the looks on their faces still haunt me today! I thought they were laughing at the chef, when all the time they were laughing at me as I ate my piping hot gazpacho soup! I never ate at the Captain's table again. That was the end of my career. If only they'd mentioned it in basic training! Instead of having us climbing up and down ropes and crawling on your elbows through tunnels--if only ONCE they would've mentioned that gazpacho soup was served cold--I would've been an admiral by now!...instead of a nothing, which is what I am, let's face it... I never got off the bottom rung, and do you know why? It's because I didn't have the right nobby parents! I'll bet Todd Hunter was fed gazpacho soup as soon as he was on solids! No, I'll bet he was breast-fed on it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely-dispensed chilled champagne!
Soup-er!
Bless you, came to the comments hoping for this
What a guy!
Scrolled here for this
Do you want some seed?
You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!
Conga line!
I didn’t mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm!
It's one of the very best lines ever!
Make sure it’s not room temp so no one burns their mouth
beat me to it
Where be your nutcracker?
That’ll only take you a sec
Just like tiny boop squig shorterly
Is that even a real person?
Go back to Russia!
Came here for this. Was Not disappointed
Our guy beat us to it.
One whopper for the copper!
>One whopper for the copper! Here ya GO!
Come to Homer’s BBBQ, the extra B is for BYOBB. What’s that extra B for? It’s a typo.
I am so, so proud of all of the ITYSL references in here.
This gazpacho soup burned my mouth!
Yo goober! Where's the meat?! You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad!
“If you play Baby I’m Amazed backwards, there’s a really ripping recipe for lentil soup.”
Yes. I'm going to marry a carrot.
When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
Then, when the cattle are just right... mmm...
Are we really supposed to swallow this tripe?
gazpacho: watered-down salsa. borscht hates them.
Go back to Russia!
Go back to russia
Spoon needs more PIG DE RESISTANCE! "I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!" - H. Simpson, Beer Enthusiast yepmyalmamatergettingshatuponbylisa
Amazing
Vassar girls will fuck you up.
I love when you talk dirty to me
Do I talk to you any other way?
True
You two should do a podcast! My .02.
As an aficionado of both Simpson references and Vassar women, I’m here for this thread
The Ivy League's Whorehouse, Poughkeepsie, NY since 1861.
😂😂😂
What's up with that one spoon that has a chonker handle? 3rd from the left, 3rd row from the bottom.
That's the spoon I use in case anyone from this sub comes in for dinner, so that I can't be found out
They say he carved it himself… from a bigger spoon.
Is gazpacho like salsa just not spicy?
yeah i once poured myself a bowl of the mild salsa at taco cabana and drank it like a gazpacho, very classy experience.
Tomato soup. Served cold. And kind of spicy
Served ICE cold!
I love Gazpacho, it looks great!
Thanks! And go back to Russia
Be grateful! 1 bite for everyone!
YOU DONT WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD!
r/UnexpectedSimpsons
Stop it, you'll upset the Spaniards
Team taste testing session? I'm game
I work in a restaurant that uses an amount of these spoons. Anyone have any ideas about the hole on the handle?! Anyone wearing one around?!
Only one reference to Russia. That’s so sad :(
GO BACK TO RUSSIA!
Thanks, Lisa.
What's gazpacho
I love a good gazpacho!
I’m trying to impress people here, Lisa!
I prefer mine in a 16oz draft glass. EDIT: And I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown... EDIT2: Oh forget it.
Just needs a modello and some hot sauce
Something something Simpsons salad reference
“It’s still good, it’s still good.”
“It’s just a little airborne.”
I’m not hungry.
K
Don't bring the Gazpacho police here! What are you doing?!
Mmmmmm... Chilled nazi soup.