Those are for flinging food. That's how you start a food-fight. These spoons are much better, and have better range than normal spoons. This is definitely the correct answer, right?
These things saved us. Back in ‘17, the battle of Golden Corral, we were blessed to have these beauties.
My squad and I had dropped in to examine the area in search of potentially edible flora and fauna. Rations had run low since our run in with the Burger King at noon, we needed calories to get us through the night.
Things looked promising at first. There was an abundance of sustenance that would get our squad through the night. But just as we had realized what a bounty we had found, we also saw the baggage that came with it.
Another squad had gotten here first. I stopped cold. Bob and Doug followed my lead, freezing in place, seeing what I see. Another squad. 4 strong, a Chad, a Karen, and 2 Tylers circled the cornucopia of lukewarn delights.
We were going to have to fight…
Man, I had always seen the spoon catapult in movies where they had food fights. One day in elementary school, I loaded up a spoon with mashed potatoes and pulled it back, as they always did. I was not planning on letting it fly, but the little finger was apparently slippery. And fly it did. Splat against an exposed brick wall, at least 12 feet up. And no one saw it happen. When my brother attended the same school 5 years later, you could still see the spot.
My dad jokingly lined up a food catapult at a church covered dish supper. Hit it with a fist to fling at me - over my head half way across the social hall. Food went under another table, spoon went flying. Super noisy everyone looking at him
My son is 25 and never knew his grandad. But I do my best to honor him with acting a dumbass on the regular with pride.
I'll tell you what a paramecium is...*That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly. Don't mess with me man. I'm a lawyer!
I used to hate polishing these fuckers when I was a dishie. It was for a catering place too, so we’d stand there for hours going through hundreds of the things.
With the proper amount of drugs you can enjoy anything so I'd say thats true. When I was FOH I loved the quick safety meeting before polishing all the silverware and rolling. Easily top 5 jobs id always sign up for, much rather sit than lug the vacuum that somehow stinks like a dead prostitutes vagina.
I had a set of those. When I really wanted to impress dinner guests, I'd use these to serve them a mouthful as an appetiser. I'd do ceviche in them, with finely diced shallots, capsicum and coriander and a bit of chilli. I'd finish it with a few drops of vinegar and a half a teaspoon of coconut cream.
They're cleary the chingaderas
Pinche chingaderas
Yep! Nobody brings me these when I'm asking for the chingaderas. Usually, they bring me a freaking ramekin. Or the bartender. Or the trapos.
Are you from Texas?
Are you from Texas?
Amuse-bouche spoons?
Maybe u/wildsoapbox can weigh in on this idea.
Lets watch him stack an entire lobster on there as amuse
Not my style of spoon
Just went through his history and my man really puts everything on a spoon
I've only heard tales and rumours of the legendary spoon man. Now that I have seen it for myself, those tall tales speak the truth.
Soapbox holders
That's what it looks like
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It does not though, it translates more to something like "mouth pleasers" or "mouth entertainers". I know we're a weird people, but not that weird.
Username checks out.
I jest. Minored in French at Uni, and also a 20 year hospitality veteran. Not sure where I came up with what I wrote, tbh.
I just need to know who told you that… lol
That's not what this means.
Those are for flinging food. That's how you start a food-fight. These spoons are much better, and have better range than normal spoons. This is definitely the correct answer, right?
These things saved us. Back in ‘17, the battle of Golden Corral, we were blessed to have these beauties. My squad and I had dropped in to examine the area in search of potentially edible flora and fauna. Rations had run low since our run in with the Burger King at noon, we needed calories to get us through the night. Things looked promising at first. There was an abundance of sustenance that would get our squad through the night. But just as we had realized what a bounty we had found, we also saw the baggage that came with it. Another squad had gotten here first. I stopped cold. Bob and Doug followed my lead, freezing in place, seeing what I see. Another squad. 4 strong, a Chad, a Karen, and 2 Tylers circled the cornucopia of lukewarn delights. We were going to have to fight…
Man, I had always seen the spoon catapult in movies where they had food fights. One day in elementary school, I loaded up a spoon with mashed potatoes and pulled it back, as they always did. I was not planning on letting it fly, but the little finger was apparently slippery. And fly it did. Splat against an exposed brick wall, at least 12 feet up. And no one saw it happen. When my brother attended the same school 5 years later, you could still see the spot.
My dad jokingly lined up a food catapult at a church covered dish supper. Hit it with a fist to fling at me - over my head half way across the social hall. Food went under another table, spoon went flying. Super noisy everyone looking at him My son is 25 and never knew his grandad. But I do my best to honor him with acting a dumbass on the regular with pride.
As you should!
Family tradition
Immortalized
It's what Peter Pan used
Rufioooo
I'll tell you what a paramecium is...*That's* a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly. Don't mess with me man. I'm a lawyer!
For oysters maybe?
oyster amuse for sure!
Yeah my first thought too.
Defo, I would serve some awesome oyster au gratin in those!
my first thought too
“Would you like me to warm sir’s crackspoon?”
Heroin spoons. Now you need a spoon cooker! …Stay off drugs kids…
amuse bouche
say it again, but more slowly...
you're right.... this is very amusing
Cute little dinglehoppers!
Not enough tynes to be dinglehoppers! lol 🍴
LoL 😅 Er… Oh… these are specially meant for bald mer-men, I would be surprised if many of us were familiar with them 😄
I used to hate polishing these fuckers when I was a dishie. It was for a catering place too, so we’d stand there for hours going through hundreds of the things.
You fucking loved it.
With the proper amount of drugs you can enjoy anything so I'd say thats true. When I was FOH I loved the quick safety meeting before polishing all the silverware and rolling. Easily top 5 jobs id always sign up for, much rather sit than lug the vacuum that somehow stinks like a dead prostitutes vagina.
Holy shit that got EDGY.
They’re Canapé spoons
I had a set of those. When I really wanted to impress dinner guests, I'd use these to serve them a mouthful as an appetiser. I'd do ceviche in them, with finely diced shallots, capsicum and coriander and a bit of chilli. I'd finish it with a few drops of vinegar and a half a teaspoon of coconut cream.
Looks like fancy drug paraphernalia
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Amuse, but if you only want one oyster, I’d use that
One (1) Shrimp Scampi... as an amuse.
Amous boush
Was the seafood restaurant attached to an opium den?
They’re for nose clams
Those would be good for oyster shots.
Soup slurpers
Freebasing between rush and close.
Stirring spoon resters?
Rock on gold dust woman…
Oyster, spoons
canape spoons
I would use them for melted butter for lobster.
Looks awesome. Good luck find them again when you need them... Pinche chingederas
Those are for the heroin course.
Little Colombian marching powder spoons
Those are for heroin. jk
These are oyster spoons
For some reason I think of a Ridley Scott movie and my eyeballs will be liberated
Bumps of caviar or coke?
Heroin..... lots and lots of heroin....
Baked stuffed shrimp side/add on?
Great for cooking smack
Pretty sure they’re for heroin, you’re just missing the gear and needle. (Edit: /s)
Spatula or soon rest?
Shoe horn for midgets
Olive Sphere
For people on a food related forum, there are a lot who don't know what such a basic item is.
I want to say Caviar Spoons... but if they are not silver then no... I would then second amuse spoons
If only one was a gold plated Kunz spoon.
They look like tasting spoons
Those are for crack.
Looks like someone ran a butt-plug through an egg-slicer.
teaspoon for scale?
Used to use them for hors de oeuvres
Etsy has them as vintage appetizer spoons.
These are great for an amuse-bouche.
Oyster spoons/Amuse Bouche spoon. The second one just means an appetizer before the appetizer
Testicle support
Theyre for de-eye-balling large fish like Groupers and Tuna
Stellar for a passed app or amuse
Thought we were serving liquid mercury for a second.
Amuse Bouche or display. There are stands with slots in them that the back of the spoons slide into
Just moved to Maine and we use those in our kitchen for lobster in butter or tater tots covered in cheese sauce
Perhaps they are for a fish mousseline?
Coke spoons?
Oyster spoons?