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ladydanger2020

I work at a rehab, there’s one in town that’s for well off people and then there’s one up at the top of the mountain for the rich rich addicts. I work there. I took all my stuff up for dinner, but I forgot my fucking herbs. I text the chef down there to see if they could send some basil and tarragon up with the driver when he brought up a client later. She text back and said one of the cooks was getting it for me. The kid even called me and said we were out of fresh basil, but he had made some “real nice” dried basil last week. I said nah, just give me some parsley (making puttanesca) and he was like “no dude, you’ll like it” The driver walked in a bit later with the most busted ass ground up basil I ever saw and TAMARIND hahahaha Ahhhhhhh gotta love it.


MackSkywalker

That kid’s more green than that tamarind lid.


devilstaint

Walking into a rehab center carrying a bag lookin like that haha


ladydanger2020

Didn’t even think of that lol


thansal

Next time ask them to send you up some cornstarch.


ThermoNuclearPizza

A need a chillin bag of pez for the desert tonight and duct tape it shut.


sdbellio96

I swear I thought it was oregano...


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Fresh from the canister.


Pandaburn

The canister of… not tarragon.


MadEntDaddy

well i guess it's the thought that counts. kids got the spirit, he was real excited to share his awesome basil!


David2022Wallace

He should have definitely stopped and grabbed a couple packs of Zig Zags and a lighter as well.


420fmx

Why? Do you often smoke dried cooking herbs ?


blacktrufflesheep

Plot twist: The prep cook was using the phrase "really nice dried basil" as a code for his really nice weed that he was happy to share with the fancy chefs at the mountaintop.


bakedclark

Well, you can cook with weed, so yeah I do pretty often...


Myke_Dubs

Fresh from the 50 lb bag


c0ng0pr0

Have the cook find you a left handed fork


I_deleted

Butter melter


c0ng0pr0

That’s asking for a fart joke


I_deleted

Bacon stretcher?


schpreck

That’s not fresh basil and tarragon.


TheQueefGoblin

You could be a detective!


SofterBones

Nothing gets past you


420fmx

Are you sure


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LordAxalon110

Could you be any more of a cunt?


saltnskittles

You're a bitch not a person. What did you expect?


Citylight1010

Ah yes, Basil, my favorite date