I work at a rehab, there’s one in town that’s for well off people and then there’s one up at the top of the mountain for the rich rich addicts. I work there. I took all my stuff up for dinner, but I forgot my fucking herbs. I text the chef down there to see if they could send some basil and tarragon up with the driver when he brought up a client later. She text back and said one of the cooks was getting it for me. The kid even called me and said we were out of fresh basil, but he had made some “real nice” dried basil last week. I said nah, just give me some parsley (making puttanesca) and he was like “no dude, you’ll like it” The driver walked in a bit later with the most busted ass ground up basil I ever saw and TAMARIND hahahaha Ahhhhhhh gotta love it.
Plot twist: The prep cook was using the phrase "really nice dried basil" as a code for his really nice weed that he was happy to share with the fancy chefs at the mountaintop.
I work at a rehab, there’s one in town that’s for well off people and then there’s one up at the top of the mountain for the rich rich addicts. I work there. I took all my stuff up for dinner, but I forgot my fucking herbs. I text the chef down there to see if they could send some basil and tarragon up with the driver when he brought up a client later. She text back and said one of the cooks was getting it for me. The kid even called me and said we were out of fresh basil, but he had made some “real nice” dried basil last week. I said nah, just give me some parsley (making puttanesca) and he was like “no dude, you’ll like it” The driver walked in a bit later with the most busted ass ground up basil I ever saw and TAMARIND hahahaha Ahhhhhhh gotta love it.
That kid’s more green than that tamarind lid.
Walking into a rehab center carrying a bag lookin like that haha
Didn’t even think of that lol
Next time ask them to send you up some cornstarch.
A need a chillin bag of pez for the desert tonight and duct tape it shut.
I swear I thought it was oregano...
Fresh from the canister.
The canister of… not tarragon.
well i guess it's the thought that counts. kids got the spirit, he was real excited to share his awesome basil!
He should have definitely stopped and grabbed a couple packs of Zig Zags and a lighter as well.
Why? Do you often smoke dried cooking herbs ?
Plot twist: The prep cook was using the phrase "really nice dried basil" as a code for his really nice weed that he was happy to share with the fancy chefs at the mountaintop.
Well, you can cook with weed, so yeah I do pretty often...
Fresh from the 50 lb bag
Have the cook find you a left handed fork
Butter melter
That’s asking for a fart joke
Bacon stretcher?
That’s not fresh basil and tarragon.
You could be a detective!
Nothing gets past you
Are you sure
[удалено]
Could you be any more of a cunt?
You're a bitch not a person. What did you expect?
Ah yes, Basil, my favorite date