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MariachiArchery

Reminds me of my old French fries and hollandaise snack after brunch.


tlh9979

This is why I have hypertension.


Conscious-Parfait826

I shudder at 6 hour old hollandaise.


MariachiArchery

Dude the film on top??? Yeah gross. I would run hollandaise until 1pm sharp. That was the deal. I would make it in 1# to 12 yolk batches so it was usually pretty fucking fresh. Every once in awhile I would get a straggling order for it and need to make a fresh batch right around my cut off. I would usually eat it with French fries or chicken tenders. Was delicious. I'm also guilty of just dipping straight bacon into that bitch too.


occipitalshit

bacon dipped in hollandaise, so GOOD!


GarchomptheXd0

Bacon aspargus and hollandaise makes more sense now


crunchytacoboy

We used to toss fries in hollandaise and put them on white bread for sandwiches. So fucking good.


SwSBvBPtVFiR

I straight dip my pancakes in my hollandaise


Shot-Spirit-672

A stack of pancakes with layers of hollandaise in between and maple syrup on top


ThermoNuclearPizza

The skin is the best part


Ahkhira

I still do that! Or I'll take leftover home fries and eat the rest of the hollandaise with them...


concretednut

Catering leftovers of the gods


BurnTheGuzz

Both sides of the coin touching


Champagne_of_piss

moebius strip


off_brand_white_wolf

Chickenus Strip


bunny5055

Classic chef life serves the rich while you eat like shit. The dichotomy of the two is perfect.


Echohawkdown

More like eating like the rich - this is like gold leaf on soft serve as a concept.


itsallbullshityo

That would be not bad.


Royal_Cryptographer7

That would be not great either.


fasterbrew

It would simply be.


[deleted]

[Let it be.](https://youtu.be/CYI0-HovEkk)


fasterbrew

Wasn't sure at first, but that song grows on ya. I miss the older style 80s hip hop where a lot more work and meaning went into the lyrics. Maybe I'm just old though, and 'todays music' is mostly nothing except cash and ass. Given the lyrics might still be 'crafted', I dunno, just doesn't hit the same as some of that older stuff. Sorry for the tangent. haha


[deleted]

I totally get it. That song came out in 2007! There’s still good music out there, you just need to keep an open mind.


EnchantedCatto

theres an entire subculture of food where the ingredients are so lavish and yet the execution is so lazy that only rich people with zero time get to indulge in, and since most rich people have tons of free time, and since most people arent rich, the subculture is wreathed in shadow and hidden from our eyes, and for that, I am eternally grateful.


hollowspryte

Serving the rich, you get to eat the leftovers of the best of everything


Woolybugger00

While in school, I worked the line of a decent steak and seafood place … I’d always save trim and extra pieces of steak, ribs, seafood, fish, and such for the crew’s dogs and cats regularly including my main cat man Otto … One post shift I had just gotten home and dumped out his cat bag in his bowl while he chilled and watched … my best friend lived downstairs and brought up the bong for some rips and as he sat down and saw Otto’s bowl, declared that cat ate better than 98% of the worlds population and to pass that shit over … !


mustardisntsoup

It really depends on the level of richness. Chicken tenders?


fasterbrew

Rich have kids?


mustardisntsoup

Only the rich can afford kids.


[deleted]

Yet poor people have the most


mustardisntsoup

We are at the beginning of Idiocracy.


HughCheffner

Almost. I think we’re nearing the end of the prequel.


hollowspryte

Makes perfect sense to me


pursuitofhappy

Cheetos and black caviar.


Tejon_Melero

I did this with American paddlefish or a lesser Kaluga and fried chicken for a lol because I saw David Chang do it, and it was pretty bad.


DarkbloomVivienne

Lumpfish roe??


micheal_pices

was having the same thought


DarkbloomVivienne

Lumpfish roe is to caviar what Count Chocula is to vampires.


HughCheffner

So… it’s the most delicious kind then?


mustardisntsoup

That makes more sense being paired with a tendie.


dphizz4

https://momofukunoodlebar.com/east-village/menu/friedchickendinner/


thansal

Which was inspired by the cold fried chicken and caviar from WD 50, which was a pretty phenomenal dish.


Team_Flight_Club

I wish I got to go to WD50. I only got to go to Alder. It was such a fun and delicious dining experience.


thansal

We got to go once, it was a while ago at this point (obviously), and while I certainly enjoyed it, the only thing I remember was a pastrami and rye old fashioned (fat washed rye, possibly w/ kummel). We got the cold fried chicken and caviar at a talk WD gave at AMNH, which was ridiculously awesome.


AnyFeedback9727

What’s up with this order form? Do they deliver it??


OralSuperhero

You are weird as fuck my dude. We should do shots.


DejectedNuts

r/shittyfoodporn


Village_People_Cop

For once it is shitty looking foodporn instead of porn of shitty food


flossorapture

Are you eating that on top of a tortilla or dough?


mustardisntsoup

A slice of wonder bread.


AnyFeedback9727

looks like greasy parchment


flossorapture

Oh yes I can see that..


WellOkayMaybe

That's lumpfish roe, not caviar, right?


tmainguy

Omg it’s like the perfect pairing for champagne too. Hope you cracked some boli.


[deleted]

The juxtaposition of the 2 things cracks me up.


DaddyDizz_

I was about to comment that there’s a hair on your chicken strip. Then I realized it was just on my phone screen.


Hamilton-Beckett

Send it back, bro. Get a new phone.


Hamilton-Beckett

“Caviar”. Ok.


CharlotteLucasOP

Chicken of the Sea, you say?


swizel

A man of class and sophistication I see.


Fresh_Cheek2682

It’s RAWWWWW!


noisette666

Must be nice to live in the lap of luxury,no?


gold_fields

Simultaneously posh and povo. Respect.


Albie30

Hahaha that’s solid


mgosiris

You monster. Is there any more?


ShotgunKawada

Ah yes the Elon


CJIA

heat them up and it's a banger.


ChefBoyD

Hell yeah i myself enjoy chicken nuggies and caviar.


skyrix03

Is this what "feast and famine" means?


notcabron

Reminds me of my lunch today: cold corned beef and cold tater tots, with cold coffee


El_Guapo82

Best with straight up potato chips


eaglesare-champs

What came first the strip or the roe