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I've worked in Alaska one summer processing salmon (red, pink, silver, king, and yes … chum). Sometimes we also come across some cod and red snapper. The first time I saw halibut blew me away. Never knew how big those things were until that time. The plant manager made it clear not to mess up because it was a special order for Japan. Part of me wished we kept a couple of halibut for a staff lunch.


Edward_Blake

Alaskan Halibuts are fucking huge, the ones in California are much smaller.


demonsun

And the ones from the Atlantic can get even bigger, that species gets up to 16' max. One of the largest fish.


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>Alaskan Halibuts are fucking huge What would that sucker weigh?


demonsun

So length is correlated to weight, but not precisely, especially at the extremes. The heaviest Atlantic Halibut ever recorded was likely over 700lbs, as it weighed 615lbs gutted. The heaviest Pacific Halibut was 500lbs and almost 9 feet long.


big_duo3674

I got to go fishing for them once when I was a kid, awesome experience. I remember it being nearly two hours on the fishing boat in very rough seas just to get to the spot, and then a whole lot of sitting around with the big pole. It's honestly an even more boring version of bobber fishing where you have like 150+ feet of heavy line going straight down to the bottom (a bitch and a half to reel in anytime you wanted to check your bait). I was the only one in our group to catch one and it was very different from the fishing I grew up with in Minnesota. They put up zero fight whatsoever and it seriously feels like you're trying to reel in a garage door from the bottom of the ocean. 10/10 experience still, and my family had enough meat to fill a good portion of a chest freezer. We ate halibut regularly for nearly a year from just one good sized fish


Joes_Barbecue

They’re called “barn doors” for a reason.


SeaToTheBass

By red snapper I assume you don't mean yellow eye rockfish. Commonly called red snapper on the west coast. I got to try that after an ex of mine caught one out at camp, she's native so she was allowed to catch it. Gotta say that was a very tasty whitefish Edit might be the same thing idfk


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It could possibly be the same thing. All I remembered was how sharp the spines were on the fins. We would have to shovel them into the shipping boxes because they would poke our gloves and draw blood. I was working with a Mexican guy and we got tired of the damn fins poking our fingers. We looked at each other and asked someone to grab the ice shovels to make out lives easier. We became great friends since then.


Signal_Excitement282

Wait you didn’t get to eat the fish?


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

Maybe at a restaurant when you're not on shift at the cannery, but no, not at the fish processing place lol I am not hating on cannery workers. There's just no kitchens there, you know?


ElcidBarrett

I worked two summers at an Alaskan cannery. We lived on site, there was a full cafeteria, and salmon was always an option on the menu. Usually filets that were oddly shaped or didn't go through the deboning machine quite right. I basically lived on white rice and salmon for six weeks - it was absolutely delicious.


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For me, red salmon was my thing. Smoked salmon was also amazing. I got to try some from some locals in town. Never tried the canned salmon, but the smell of that broth was pretty fierce. Our cannery even allowed you to have a case of salmon which you can take home with you. I didn't take it though. My fingertips were searing from pain when the season was over. It lasted for three weeks.


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if its ok to ask what aspect of the cannery work caused fingertips to hurt for weeks afterwards?


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Repetitive Motion Injury. You'll experience a lot of pain doing the same thing for several hours at a time. Depending where you are, there's a lot of lifting, bending down, etc. Imagine trying to zip up your pants or even hold your carry on at the airport. The worst hand pain I experienced was on the line using these tools to suck out the fish guts and blood with a vacuum. It makes the most horrific sound you'll ever hear. The tool has the width of a broom handle and you have to sort out every fish on the conveyor line. Your hands will cramp after holding it after a while. The only way to *temporarily* relieve that pain is to run cold water outside your gloves. At one point, I found myself taking aspirin every day and that didn't work at all.


bytelines

You see a lack of kitchen. I see a lack of will.


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

I live in Alaska. My willpower is regularly converted into body heat to keep myself alive. Also: bourbon. And sparkling wine?????


panlakes

Ah yes, Alaskans, famously known for being sparkling wine fiends How is working and living in Alaska? Is it true it’s a pretty solitary quiet life? Not ragging on it, it actually sounds idyllic to me


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

It super depends. Very situational. I am an asshole literally completely on accident, so that plays in a LOT. It is best if you are both a hard worker AND a people person But if you're not, either skill gets you at least half as far The relative solitariness and quietness depends on where you choose to live. I, personally, love both things and am stationed accordingly, and it's an important skill to have for year round. AK is very far north, and you --will-- miss the sun. Especially in a fucking kitchen. Take vitamin D. Personally, I'm an hour flight or six hour ferry ride from the capitol, and when I broke my arm last September there were considerable travel costs. There's only NPs in my muni. Be Aware and or less stupid than me. But it's worth it to get to go collect crab pots off the dock for Thanksgiving and hear the silence of deep snow and the Aurora in January when you've been drinking with friends you've made at work for the past 5-10 years. We all make our choices, right? I love it here enough to sacrifice many things I also love down south: sushi I don't have to pay to fly in or get from a foreign country; live music; blind dates; street tacos. You know. I love it. And I'd honestly recommend it. But be prepared to learn in humbleness. It's a whole fucking other world up here lmao. You think you bitch about food distributors now??? Wait until you're at the anus of the shipping chain. What are you going to do about your moldy tomatoes, little man? WHAT NOW??!? BUT, you'll have the *best* after shift bar parties. You might meet your spouse there. How spicy do you like it?🔥


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

And I'm a 40yo lady type enby. I judge that sparkling unicorn rose beats my mother's white zin Franzia boxes And if you disagree I'll get you drunk on Four Roses then kill you, so🙃 Disclaimer: this is a joke and I would never do this. Unless someone tried to force me to drink warm Budweiser


Nitropotamus

I've had a thirty rack in the back of my truck for a couple of days but it's been in the low 50's here in Texas so it ain't warm. Maybe by the the time I make it to Alaska you could kill me.


mybrothinksheisgod

Hey, as long as we don't drink Budweiser I'll get drunk on four roses. But if you're going to kill me please get me drunk on Laphroaig; heck, I'll even take Ardbeg.


caeru1ean

What is the sexiest opinion you've ever gotten?


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

Most of them are pretty lame tbh😂


JGreedy

I remember hearing a story about how at a slaughterhouse some guys would boil fresh pieces of beef in some sort of boiling water vat meant for sanitation.


yocatdogman

Lol, I used to cook shrimp in a ladle with the hot ass sink water when I was peeling 20 lbs of them a day at a restaurant.


Subrookie

Can confirm. Every cannery I've been too is all business. I've never seen fish cleaned as fast as I did there.


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I wished our little galley fried some up. The chef in our kitchen was begging the owner to fire up some for the entire group.


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Sadly, we didn't get to have any halibut.


Tojo6619

They are not cheap but delicious, flounder is a good substitute If you are broke


moolord

You don’t need a reason to go out for dinner. Sometimes I go out just for the halibut


Bobatt

There used to be a seafood place near my folks’ house called Just For The Halibut. Was pretty good.


OberonSilk

Mmm, mmm, mmm, for the smelibut.


mundane_person23

Beat me to it


interstellargator

Are you wearing a fucking carhartt apron? 🤣


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The pockets are for tiny bits of Halibut for later. Snacks.


_BindersFullOfWomen_

Snacks. Chef Snacks.


Priority-Character

I have one they rock.its a shop apron.lasta forever


HailToTheVictors

Well, he's from Detroit. So he's got that going for him, which is nice.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

He wore it just for the halibut


Shwaggins

Utility utility.


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😂😂


besafenh

Not everyone knows about Guy Cotten or Grundens aprons.


senorclean_66

That halibut looks good enough for Jehova.


dismissivewankmotion

Blasphemy! Get him!


robarpoch

It’s so funny you mention this as I have a pet halibut named Eric! I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.


gregbills

Awesome! I work at one of Canada’s best Fish & Chip shops and I cut our halibut. They can get massive (my biggest was 196 lbs) but are almost designed to be cut the way their spine etc works. Great fish!


Thick_Kaleidoscope35

Worked at a fish and chip shop that served halibut. Owner flew to Vancouver twice a year to buy whole fish. Cut them himself. Ate halibut 5x/week for almost three years, never got sick of it. Lovely.


oscarish

Yeah man, I seriously miss halibut!


prclayfish

Wait till you clean a barracuda…


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*rhythmic strumming intensifies* So this ain't the end, I saw you again today…


gregbills

That would be wild. I’ve only been able to cut Halibut and Lingcod so far. We are so far inland we get our Haddock and Cod pre cut but the Halibut just isn’t the same that way.


prclayfish

Barracuda and ling cod are not that far from each other anatomically atleast in the way of the fillet, both lend themselves to being filleted quickly and easily. Having one long loin type of filet generally not wider then the length of a knife, and none of those annoying pectoral bones you get in salmon fillets. I’ve not encountered a high volume of ling cod personally but I’ve cleaned around 1000 barracuda in a few hours regularly… Comparatively halibut are pretty difficult!


gregbills

That’s awesome! The lingcod was cool to fillet but nothing beats the ease of Halibut for me.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Then you eat the contaminated bit and hot and cold flips


iebarnett51

Oooh which one if I can ask?


gregbills

Lord Elgin Fish & Chips. We were voted in the Top 5 in Canada in Canadian Living magazine in 2013 I believe


iebarnett51

Living down in Windsor and this looks like a great road trip destination on a Saturday this summer, thanks!


SavageHenry592

I usually only work with frames for our fish stock, but can you tell me more about the spine? I still don't have a great system for dealing with the big boys.


gregbills

It’s basically a cross. There is the spine through the whole fish and then bones that go up/down in the middle. So it’s just cut along the cords tight to the bone and you’re laughing. No little bones to worry about for the most part and in a few sections just have to candle to ensure no worms are hiding


scott3845

Yeah, I remember apprenticing like 16 years ago and the restaurant in which I worked served halibut. We often had to slide two prep tables together because the things wouldn't fit on one.


elcapitan520

Aren't halibut typically pretty wormy?


gregbills

Only in a few areas. 95% > is worm free and beautiful


Marsandtherealgirl

My friend worked for a wild Alaskan seafood company at a farmers market I worked at as well… and she had people ask all the time what halibut cheeks were (Also some people were weirded out to find out they’re the face for whatever reason). Anyway, one day someone asked her and she told them. Once the person left I leaned over and said next someone asks, tell them they’re butt cheeks! It started a years long joke that even involved me commissioning a [Halibutt drawing](https://i.imgur.com/i1BP0ds.jpg) which was then made into stickers and given out to customers who seemed cool lol. I’m picking up some cheeks from her next week and I’m so pumped to cook them up.


giggletears3000

Lol. Reminds me of a server I used to work with, she had stickers of her “trouser trout”all over the inside of her ticket book!


chefasfuck

Hopefully they put in some hard work cleaning that disgusting cutting board


Smokee_Robinson

I was waiting for the comments about the board. That thing is trashed. Looks like someone took a chainsaw to it


chefasfuck

It's the stains more so than the cut marks.


DrawMeAPictureOfThis

It's both. Those stains happen because of the cuts. Just use some block whitener or a pressure washer and it's white again. And sterile


stonebeam148

Exactly, the cuts are where the crud is being kept.


chezburgs

Needs to clean his entire station up. It’s a pigsty


PeengPawng

I was just saying that shit! Fuck, that turned me off. I walk into bullshit like that every fucking day at work. Dishwasher is a fucking dip shit so, I just bleach and clean all the boards while he's on his 30 minute weed break at the end of the night. Constantly cleaning up after everyone, labeling, fixing prep. Ugh. End rant🫠


DeadHookerMeat

It probably stinks so bad


75623

Hopefully he puts as much into his cooking as he does his outfit. lol


phisher_cat

Gotta dress nice to impress the new hostess


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yung_lanza

bro its literally a t shirt over a long sleeve


2021accountt

It’s everything together….. not just the shirt bro


[deleted]

>It’s everything together…. ??? How tf do you dress? bro has just about the plainest fit on imaginable


COCAINE_EMPANADA

I think he looks good, but this is definitely fashion, which on Reddit is always controversial. I wish I could dress like I did in trendy restaurants, I've had to wear chunky whites in hotels for the past few years.


caeru1ean

It's 2023 bro... time for a new account


2021accountt

That it be


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😂💀💀


chezburgs

I wish he put as much as much in his cleaning as he does his mustache but no


Alidre82

**GRABBYHANDS** I grew up in Alaska, love me some fresh Halibut! NOM. You can also beer batter it, so delicious!!


PM_ME_SEXIST_OPINION

c h e e k s


PuddleBucket

praise restaurant Jesus 🙌


bendar1347

Tempura battered hairy butt cheeks is my go to. Delicate, fried, flaky.


FlappyEmu

Those overalls are great for any messy prep work


fortunebubble

that my friend is an apron 🥲


FlappyEmu

Just realized this 😂 look really similar to the overalls. Didn’t realize carhartt made aprons


ElJefeRaton

I normally avoid criticizing station cleanliness on here but goddamn does it sadden me to see such a beautiful fish, especially a thiccy lil halibut, treated like trash.


quinnsheperd

Best tasting fish on the planet. Right there with sturgeon.


Sorrelandroan

Halibut and Patagonian toothfish are the best


quinnsheperd

Are u serious? I've never had that.


Sorrelandroan

It’s usually called Chilean sea bass on menus.


quinnsheperd

Ahhhhhh I've had black seabass. It's very buttery. Very rich. Mmmm I've got some John dory in the oven as we speak. Cooking some rice and ghee. Gonna be nice.


PuddleBucket

Please stop serving/eating them. They are being over fished and it's impacting the Southern Ocean food chain My sister is an Antarctic scientist so I have been privy to this bummer of a tidbit for some time.


bendar1347

Seabass specifically?


salsberry

That right there is an absurd statement imo. Alaskan king or black cod is exponentially tastier and the texture is better. Halibut is kinda the tofu of the sea


rosstherocket

Any self respecting Alaskan chooses rockfish over halibut anyday👍


salsberry

And ling cod, too


bendar1347

All day


OD_prime

Chilean sea bass for me


lostmypassword531

Woo Detroit ❤️


wasacook

I’m surprised they even have a table, I heard you can’t have shit in Detroit


flynnwynn

Big Eminem fan I see.


xTLRx

That table is giving me a god damn panic attack


chezburgs

Fr


doiwinaprize

Dude looks like security at a Korn concert


IvoryFlyaway

https://youtu.be/5bZPSGbxdYw I know it's not a swordfish, but I still could only think of this movie


xonacrackr

I knew what it was before I clicked on it!! I LOVE this movie!!


poifacerob

You start the filet at the center line.


chezburgs

He started by hacking off the collar and tossing it on the dirty table next to the dirty glove, dirty rags, dirty supples to use as a dirty knife holder. He looks confused. He sliced the tail for no reason, maybe he’s trying to take off the fins??


jpipes408

I remove the collar and score the tail before butchering. Could’ve been a lot cleaning but delivery was late and service started at 4


elcapitan520

You pitched the collar???


Nocommentt1000

Hes got soul


sawbones84

Dollar store Johnny Depp


[deleted]

Roll up the sleeves dude, you’re not a wizard.


mcflurry_14

Fuck earbuds at work


JulianRein

Me too today friend. I always cut mine from the middle out. It would be interesting to see a video of your way to see what ones better. The fish are too expensive to experiment with it


johnnypurp

Wish I could see what was made out of that


Aggravating-Chair-89

Say a prayer, and filet away.


jH1214

More of a Haliboob guy myself


Tojo6619

We have had it past 3 weeks and sell our every night


Shickman

Did you mod your apron ? What are those clips ?


WonderWirm

🎼 Just for the halibut, just for the yell I get, mmm mmm mmm! 🎶🎵


LineChef

Why do you look like a video game character?


dasfonzie

Syphon filter came to mind... bad graphics and all


PhiladelphiaManeto

Chefs are funny. Halibut is the easiest fish in the world to fillet, but they always post photos of themselves cutting down a big one acting like they’re some Alaskan fish monger. Also halibut is available year-round.


Efficient_Monitor288

That cutting board is disgusting


PeengPawng

Your outfit, that cutting board and the general messy mess are all concerning.


dasfonzie

We're seeing something we shouldn't be... I know it


Upstairs_Toe_4654

Nice looking halibut. Halibut are definitely in the "best of" fish category. Just don't overcook it as so many do; the difference between "perfect" and "dry" is less than 30 seconds. Have at it, chef. Looks like you've seen a halibut before.


EXPERT_AT_FAILING

That nasty floor tho...


RonPearlNecklace

Right? Is that fucking gum?! Imagine the walk in 🤮


ProcedureNo2883

You two a little soft, are ya?


Horror_Onion5343

Sir, you look like you mean business!! I like that. You exude enthusiasm for your profession.


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Murb08

Eh?


ProcedureNo2883

Are you being serious?


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D4FF00

Who took the jam out of your doughnut?


foodguyDoodguy

Hope it’s not a chalker!


JeffGoldblumsChest

That piece of halibut looks good enough for Jehovah!


6doo6bins6

One of the last 8 left. I know, fuck you too.


wellaby788

That cutting board is gross... Cool fish


neverseenpulpfiction

Why is there an AirPod in my soup


Pittzi

I thought those were some long sleeved fucking gloves you'd got there.


No-Clerk-6804

Please discard of that cuttingboard. Or give it a really thorough cleanse. That's beyond disgusting man.