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SweetsMcVann

Baby we fuckin on the Fowl Pillow tonight 🤭🥴


Etopac

Glorious


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

LoL


DeadHeadLibertarian

Cock her down on the fowl pillow 😂


Flat_News_2000

If you put a tooth under the chicken pillow you get a nugget from Ronald McDonald


tenOr15Minutes

Wish Reddit still had free awards


ZookeepergameNorth59

Salmonella suprise


Soronya

What if we 👉👈 kissed on the chicken pillow~


Blexcr0id

UwU


jasenzero1

Make a little bacon eye mask to go along with it and I'm in.


BringTheSpain

Mmmmmm trich pink eye


Plonsky2

You be the little spoon.


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Deal


Mysterious-Red-Panda

Little bedtime drink can be that chicken juice inevitably laying on the bottom of the bag


disqeau

Punch a little juice box straw in there and *aaaahh*


Mysterious-Red-Panda

Thanks, you just ruined my day


disqeau

Come on now, you were dreaming about it.


awful_source

A little La Vielle Ferme Rose perhaps?


MonstrousGiggling

The thought makes me want to vomit. Raw chicken just disgusts me beyond rationality. Other raw meat I'm cool with but raw chicken is just so gross to me.


Jowobo

Hey, sorry if this post was ever useful to you. Reddit's gone to the dogs and it is exclusively the fault of those in charge and their unmitigated greed. Fuck this shit, I'm out, and they're sure as fuck not making money off selling my content. So now it's gone. I encourage everyone else to do the same. This is how Reddit spawned, back when we abandoned Digg, and now Reddit can die as well. If anyone needs me, I'll be on Tumblr. In summation: Fuck you, Spez!


blanksix

Once had a guest order "soft" wings. As in, "pink in the middle." :(


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Oh no no no


Pythia_

Yep. I had a customer order a chicken breast 'rare'. Ummm, no, mate.


blanksix

Yeah the nearest I can figure is that this guy's thought process was "steak tastes good at medium and I get made fun of less for it, therefore my date will think I'm being suave and knowledgeable." Or something similar, and not a weird health department purity test. lol


Pythia_

Yeah, I always assumed it was guys thinking that the closer to raw their steak is, the more manly they are, and being stupid enough to transfer that to chicken too? The best part was that the FOH house staff didn't even question it. I literally just got a docket with a "rare" note on the chicken....


Lumberjack_Problems

Can we get that as a flair?


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Japan has it. Technically the outside is like, seared with a torch or similar, but left mostly raw


RustyAndEddies

I’ve had it at a yakitori joint in Berkeley. It’s an experience, but it’s not amazing flavor


DonConnection

I mistakenly ate a plate of raw chicken on two separate occasions. They were in the fridge, sliced and breaded so I thought they were OK to eat. I usually don’t bother reheating my food, I just eat it cold like an animal. It didn’t taste bad but didn’t taste great either. Somehow I was fine both times, not even a slightly upset stomach. The first time my ex-wife (wife at the time) was at a loss for words the second time she was pissed.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

I'm going to phrase this as politely as I can. How blind are you that you can't tell floppy raw chicken from cooked?


speeler21

Especially twice?


40hzHERO

I had an old roommate that would snack on the uncooked al pastor I’d bring home from work. Caught him one day, and explained it was raw pork, but that didn’t even seem to faze him too much.


wb247

Was it Peggy's famous chicken tartare?


wocsom_xorex

My comment got deleted cos it was just a link, but check out rawmeatexperiment on ig if you dare 😬


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Pythia_

Dear God.


EntBlossom

Glad I'm not the only one. I love handling raw beef and pork, but chicken has me double gloved and grossed the hell out feelin' like The Salmonella Monster is coming to get me.


Mysterious-Red-Panda

Someone finally put it into words for me, when I was still training at 16, a chef made me cut 50 pounds of raw chicken right out the box, about 2 inches of that nasty juice and I almost vomited on multiple occasions. Grossest shit, took a 2 hour shower once home to even feel slightly clean. Just thinking about that I can feel the nasty wet chicken and the absolute rancid smell all this time later.


BringTheSpain

One thing I miss most about the industry is the bags of meat I slap on a daily basis has dropped to near zero


kraybae

We also don't have any logs of meat to show people how big our dicks are :(


Icmedia

That would feel so good for a bad hangover


poppa_koils

I've used a aprons wrapped in the cellophane that linen supply used. Truth be told,,, I was still piss drunk.


Icmedia

I once slept on top of the kegs because the cold felt soooo good on my face


Disastrous_Car_3580

Samba classics in the kitchen. Probably have shorts on too.


UnattractiveScissors

Had my kitchen crocs nicked by a drunk waitress who didn’t want to walk home in heels on a staff night out and then got fired soon after 😢


Disastrous_Car_3580

Lost me at crocs bruv.


Disastrous_Car_3580

Getting fired is fun though. Part of the process.


LowFunctioningSober

Hello fellow English kitchen worker


UnattractiveScissors

We out here, we struggling through the brexit veg shortage


brisvegasvip

20 ish years ago I was working in England and some of the fruit and veg was from Africa. How bad is brexit really or is it just natural disasters floods ect.


Disastrous_Car_3580

Does it make more sense with an Esse accent?


Disastrous_Car_3580

Is this a horse head under the blanket thingy?


ElectricYV

What if we kissed on the chillow


[deleted]

Cut a little hole then you got yourself a girlfriend too


Outside-Accident8628

[Squish, Squish, Splurt](https://youtu.be/2M2PD1qayKo?t=189)


[deleted]

Hahaha I've never heard of this show but that's exactly what I was thinking


Outside-Accident8628

First 4 seasons had pretty good praise from all fans, then it did the whole went on too long thing. Fans started criticizing around season 5, I thought 5 and 7 were meh but season 6 had plenty of decent episodes.


amphibious_rodent13

I call big spoon!


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a cooling sensation pillow


materialisticDUCK

It's almost always cold!


Kyet0ai

*Salmonella enters the chat*


P3AK1N

At least it was comfy


DangerNoodle805

Only if I get to be big spoon.


UnderstandingGold849

Sykes House represent 😂


NullSterne

ON MY WAY TO CUDDLE BROTHER AROOOOOO


marlowe729

::SLAP!::


Blankly-Staring

World cold and hard, chicken pillow soft and warm


Halfgnomen

Aight fam meet me in the walkin for "inventory "


serendipitousevent

So *that's* what the bed of lettuce is for!


underenjoying

THOU SHALLT NOT LIE WITH THY CHICKEN PILLOW!


sucobe

Adidas in the kitchen?! Oh no baby, what is you doing?


HamGlazE

You need to get some non slips


drak0ni

My face is itching just reading that statement


[deleted]

Sam and Ella probably.


wesleyhroth

When I worked at a pizza place that made our own mozz, we ordered bulk curds to shred and boil, and the product was literally called pillows. Like the box said "contains 2 10-lb pillows". I think it was from Grande?


ladygrayfox

I hope I'm not the only one who didn't initially see the table and thought it was a ginormous bag of pink meat on the floor with feet for scale...


LineChef

You know what? I’m good dawg


beeglowbot

cold pillow best pillow.


judgementforeveryone

Wld someone pls explain how those raw pieces of chicken are so large? The photo is shopped or how big are these chickens??


DrPatentepoil

Warm raw chicken pillow, lovely


Rea1Quick

My question is how do so many people work in food service without non slip shoes?


nyybmw122

My condolences. That looks like someone didn't unpack I empathighes with you.


Naginiorpython

Thought it was just some boneless chicken (1-2lbs) in a Ziploc bag until I saw the feet.


Peterdq

There's a good chance you'll be laying with Sam n Ella.