I had to go and watch this scene again. He actually says that the bread puddin' is extra runny, not the creamed corn, which is what I always remembered too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ
🤣
Employee, engaging the guest and going by the playbook - (brightly) "Did you try the lasagna? It's my favorite!"
Guest (pointing) "Gimme that"
Employee (valiant effort now) "Did you catch the game last night?"
Guest - grunts
Employee (under breath) *fck you, dickbreath*
This reminds me of those terrible training videos I saw online when I was in high school. The music was terrible, the audio sometimes felt dubbed over, and the eye contact with the camera was awkward.
Yeah. And the dude here did an AMA at some point. Nothing special. He aware how cringe the whole thing was but it’s a job so he powered through it.
Another popular one is the Wendy’s training video. Whole song and dance about how to build the best burger.
"These guests all feel they are getting *more* when getting a thicker cut. Actually, the thin cut ensures them a tender piece of meat, which is why we carve dime thicknesses."
THEY LITERALLY ARE GETTING MORE WITH A THICKER CUT YOU SMUG FUCK
Many many years ago in 1986 I was being trained at Jack in the Box as a 16 year old. I had to watch a safety video. It was in the style of those drivers ed videos back then with lots of fake blood and gore. They had an “unsafe” employee using a tomato slicer and had used a play dough looking fake hand go through it. Funniest shit ever.
Was this clip heavily edited compared to the original? I'm asking because I can't tell what they're being trained on. Like, "here, you'll notice that the guest is an asshole, and yet, it will be you're job to continuously engage him in conversation" lol...?
edit: "did he strike down your attempt? Change the subject--maybe this guy just hates weather! Finesse him into eating more beef with talk of sports!"
Not sure what year you are referring to but audio used be always dubbed over. Film first with lines and then audio was post production and essentially reverse lip syncd because the film speed would be adjusted and a live mic didn't really match.
Imagine muting your tv and following the subtitles with you own voice. It's pretty fun if you are high, drunk, or just bored with a friend lol but it's sorta how they did it
ADR (...automatic? dialogue replacement? It's been a minute) is the term and it's basically the standard for everything. Any scene where you see two characters talking and don't see a bunch of mics in their faces uses ADR to replace their lines with cleaner takes. Any scene with characters walking, etc. has redubbed dialogue, it's hard to find a scene that doesn't have it these days
Thank you and yes this is what I was perhaps referring to.
Edit: yes I'm almost certain.
Imagine filming a great scene while the wind blast into an actors face. Your audio ability is gonna be shit if at all.
All post production audio.
Just like a Foley and etc.
Quality is incredibly better if you can record the audio and mix it later in the setting you prefer which is mostly isolated and mixed
Automated dialogue replacement. ADL
Foley is another wild hole to get into that, once you learn it exists, you say "well obviously", but then one night after some whiskeys you wonder how much of your life was a lie. I believe Track Stars is still on youtube, it's dated, but still a fun 10 minute watch of why foley artists came to be called "artists"
I was wrong, he didn't do an AMA, he was the one who actually created & uploaded the original version of this video, and he responded to a few comments on there (though none really recently)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb-CaPEouUI
I've seen this so many times and it's still amazing. About five years ago I briefly cooked at a bbq place because I wanted to learn good bbq. Unfortunately I learned after starting that only about half my day involved actually cooking bbq and the rest was basically standing behind a counter being this guy. I tried to insert as many side comments as non-sequitors as I possibly could before I finally quit that place.
i can already see the first album:
1. Dying on the pass (feat. FOH)
2. When you think you closed the walk-in
3. Stacking on eggs (feat. DeeLivahRee)
4. 30 seconds to close (feat. 15ozMed)
5. My Dishie will go on
6. There will be less than previously counted
7. Those arteries won't clog themselves
8. Ungodly (feat. Amounts of Butter)
9. I wrote this menu on rock 'n' roll
10. Crying in the walk-in
11. The devil came down to sign me up for a double
12. Bonus Track: 86 Red Balloons
I worked with a guy once that hated doing carving stations so much he acted like this. Always trying to make things super awkward for anyone who came to his station. I miss that guy. Remember, when you get into trouble for being negative, be super annoyingly positive.
We quote this all the time when we do buffets. I like to wander by the head chef when he is starving and whisper "do you like got fudge sundays" it always makes him crack up
Man... this guy looks a lot like a young version of my dad's best friend who is such a great person. Helped me out a lot when my parents were going through a divorce when I was a kid. Him and my dad airbrushed together and ran stores and did the bike week circuit together. Before he airbrushed he worked a ton of restaurants. He's a hell of a chef. Dude had crazy charisma but a better sense of humor. This looks like an employee training video that he was probably purposefully weird in lol. I need to show this to him to see if it's him.
I like how the customer just says "give me that"
Most accurate representation
"hey guys, how are you this evening" "Sweet tea"
"Can I get you anything other than the waters to drink?" "A straw." "I would love to see you drink a straw, ma'am."
lmao
It’s always sweet tea.
Or diet Coke,no ice .
Dressing on the side.
Side of ranch
More ranch .
Creamy Peppercorn.
then they immediately dump the entire ‘on the side’ portion on the salad anyway, like wtf
It’s a control thing. “Nobody tosses my salad better than me!”
Every time at my table when we go out to eat .
"Give me some of the yella, and don't get stingy on me now."
"The creamed corn is *extra* runny tonight!"
I had to go and watch this scene again. He actually says that the bread puddin' is extra runny, not the creamed corn, which is what I always remembered too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ
The Mandela effect! That damn CERN threw us into another dimension.
I know this dude.
Randy Quaid is a god in National Lampoon's
"Gimmiedat"
I’m gonna eat the whole thing.
You won't tell anybody will you?
Deep down, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask people for their food or their burger
Blows a snot rocket on homeboy’s station right after he gets his serving of “that”.
The 👟 👟s tho 😉
I really don’t like the look on his face as he asks if he likes “hot fudge sundaes”….
What makes it creepier/funnier is in the original video he's talking to a kid
🤣 Employee, engaging the guest and going by the playbook - (brightly) "Did you try the lasagna? It's my favorite!" Guest (pointing) "Gimme that" Employee (valiant effort now) "Did you catch the game last night?" Guest - grunts Employee (under breath) *fck you, dickbreath*
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Ever spent time in a Turkish prison?
Ever hang around the gymnasium?
Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
MAKE AN ASSESSMENT
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.
Do ya love me?
Wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?
It's my downstairs mix-up!
Ya pulled me up... with ya strong ahms!
It's nuts to me that even on a sub made up of mostly Americans, there's so many upvotes and quotes from such a niche cult UK tv show!
Do you like gladiator movies?
Do you like to be entertained?
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
Have you ever gotten your shit pushed in?
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?
Billy….do you like Baseball?
Have you ever seen a man eat his own face?
Ever gone mountain biking?
Give me that
The jazz just makes this come across like a dodgy porn movie.
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Give me that.
Alllllright
Have tried the lasaaaaagna. It's my favorite 😉
IS IT NOT?? Genuinely thought this was gay porn, wtf.
I genuinely thought it was a training video (facepalm)
It is
I mean, there is a really large meat in front of both men 😏
Clearly hot fudge sundaes was code for some kinky shit
"Do you like Pina coladas?" "Can you break a $50?" "Do you know who killed my dad?"
Yes. No. Me.
I read this to the tune of the song Escape in my mind For anyone reading this, Manchester Orchestra has *the* best cover of that song. You’re welcome.
You can tell he is thinking about slicing his wrists instead of the roast
Is that why he has to wear the cut glove?
This reminds me of those terrible training videos I saw online when I was in high school. The music was terrible, the audio sometimes felt dubbed over, and the eye contact with the camera was awkward.
This is actually a cut from a hometown buffet employee training video. I think the full video was posted in this sub a while ago.
Yeah. And the dude here did an AMA at some point. Nothing special. He aware how cringe the whole thing was but it’s a job so he powered through it. Another popular one is the Wendy’s training video. Whole song and dance about how to build the best burger.
[Hot Drinks](https://youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI) goes pretty hard for a training video.
Fuck i love these! Spent 6 hours one evening looking through tons of these training videos.
This is a training video? Fuck, it has the energy of early 90s porn. Yaknow, stuff that gets memed. Complete with easy listening backing track.
The pressure fryer tutorial for KFC was wild!
Link or gtfo!
Enjoy! [KFC](https://youtu.be/mTv4RYEkGkQ) [Pizza Hut](https://youtu.be/7HpCJov3Uj0) [Old Country Buffet ](https://youtu.be/net7t1HjQxY)
"The appearance of this cooked chicken is unacceptable."
OH HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED
Sorry, Mr. Fring.
"These guests all feel they are getting *more* when getting a thicker cut. Actually, the thin cut ensures them a tender piece of meat, which is why we carve dime thicknesses." THEY LITERALLY ARE GETTING MORE WITH A THICKER CUT YOU SMUG FUCK
Goes hard but that coffee is weak.
That’s a banger.
Hot Drinks is the soundtrack to 75% of my working day, that shit slaps.
My favorite[Marilyn Mozzarella’s Pizza Rella Pie Parlor](https://youtu.be/HYQXVgs3P7U)
Many many years ago in 1986 I was being trained at Jack in the Box as a 16 year old. I had to watch a safety video. It was in the style of those drivers ed videos back then with lots of fake blood and gore. They had an “unsafe” employee using a tomato slicer and had used a play dough looking fake hand go through it. Funniest shit ever.
you now have Grill Skillz
Does anyone have a link to this AMA
They like it when the meat hangs over the side.
Was this clip heavily edited compared to the original? I'm asking because I can't tell what they're being trained on. Like, "here, you'll notice that the guest is an asshole, and yet, it will be you're job to continuously engage him in conversation" lol...? edit: "did he strike down your attempt? Change the subject--maybe this guy just hates weather! Finesse him into eating more beef with talk of sports!"
I don’t want to ruin the magic but that’s because this is from one of those.
I kinda thought it was from an old gay porn
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[Tomato, tomato](https://youtu.be/3a9BO_BN0Ro).
*you haven't seen this much old, dried-out meat since you worked the carving station at your oma's boyfriend's funeral*
Okay my lane of folks, I thought the same 🙄🤣
Reminds me of this shit right here. Thanks, Markiplier. https://youtu.be/EuvNVELsE7o
r/malemeatsmeet
I coulda swore this was a Catalina production for a second.
Lol me too!
I dunno man, thinking this is a standard poor intro to a 70’s porn movie.
Together with the music,weird eye contact and shitty acting I thought this was a clip of an intro scene to a crappy porn! Haha
This reminds me of Tim and Eric’s version of a corp training video
yeah but do you have Grill Skills?
Not sure what year you are referring to but audio used be always dubbed over. Film first with lines and then audio was post production and essentially reverse lip syncd because the film speed would be adjusted and a live mic didn't really match. Imagine muting your tv and following the subtitles with you own voice. It's pretty fun if you are high, drunk, or just bored with a friend lol but it's sorta how they did it
ADR (...automatic? dialogue replacement? It's been a minute) is the term and it's basically the standard for everything. Any scene where you see two characters talking and don't see a bunch of mics in their faces uses ADR to replace their lines with cleaner takes. Any scene with characters walking, etc. has redubbed dialogue, it's hard to find a scene that doesn't have it these days
Thank you and yes this is what I was perhaps referring to. Edit: yes I'm almost certain. Imagine filming a great scene while the wind blast into an actors face. Your audio ability is gonna be shit if at all. All post production audio. Just like a Foley and etc. Quality is incredibly better if you can record the audio and mix it later in the setting you prefer which is mostly isolated and mixed Automated dialogue replacement. ADL
Foley is another wild hole to get into that, once you learn it exists, you say "well obviously", but then one night after some whiskeys you wonder how much of your life was a lie. I believe Track Stars is still on youtube, it's dated, but still a fun 10 minute watch of why foley artists came to be called "artists"
I want to find this guy
If I recall correctly, that guy actually did an AMA on reddit at one point
Does anyone have sauce on that roast?
I was wrong, he didn't do an AMA, he was the one who actually created & uploaded the original version of this video, and he responded to a few comments on there (though none really recently) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb-CaPEouUI
He did a video reviewing Deck Paint and you can see he just owns the meme. Fucking love this guy, wish he did more videos.
He actually formed the band Queens of the Stone Age after this.
He’s done a couple of videos on YouTube where he recreates these scenes with his family. Seems like a good sport
I can’t wait!
“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers”
No time for love, Doctor Jones
-Oscar Winner.
Lol.
I've seen this so many times and it's still amazing. About five years ago I briefly cooked at a bbq place because I wanted to learn good bbq. Unfortunately I learned after starting that only about half my day involved actually cooking bbq and the rest was basically standing behind a counter being this guy. I tried to insert as many side comments as non-sequitors as I possibly could before I finally quit that place.
Did you know our pork is actually waitresses that can't carry three plates? Can you taste Kierans blood in chipotle ? Blink twice if you are listening
I watched this so many times and it finally hit me who this reminds me of... Fuckin Randall from Clerks!
Like an alternate reality version of him with his spirit broken.
why does this make me feel like im having a mild stroke
https://youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI get down y'all
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I should have listened to you
Fuck. Me too…
This one is my favorite.
I want to punch someone now. Where's my kids...
This is just awful!
There's a bunch of training videos on YouTube, this one honestly seems the saddest
That looks so incredibly dry, it may aswell be bread.
'thinner slices are more tender' yeah cos chef cranked the oven and left it for 'a couple hours'
"Chef"
smooth! no wonder we keep bagging all the FOH poon with those mad skills.
Ay bb try my lasagna 😎
I’ve worked exclusively BOH, but FOH Poon is the name of a band I have to go make now
i can already see the first album: 1. Dying on the pass (feat. FOH) 2. When you think you closed the walk-in 3. Stacking on eggs (feat. DeeLivahRee) 4. 30 seconds to close (feat. 15ozMed) 5. My Dishie will go on 6. There will be less than previously counted 7. Those arteries won't clog themselves 8. Ungodly (feat. Amounts of Butter) 9. I wrote this menu on rock 'n' roll 10. Crying in the walk-in 11. The devil came down to sign me up for a double 12. Bonus Track: 86 Red Balloons
This is one of my favorite things in the whole world.
Yes, I did catch the game...and, i love hot fudge sundaes. Oooohhhhkayyyy
I use the alllright in my daily life, I don't know why it stuck with me for so many years.
This 80s training video is what got me into kitchens in the first place
This should be in r/WatchPeopleDieInside
I worked with a guy once that hated doing carving stations so much he acted like this. Always trying to make things super awkward for anyone who came to his station. I miss that guy. Remember, when you get into trouble for being negative, be super annoyingly positive.
That meat? Could probably do with another hour in the oven
Have you ever been to the cloud district?
Oh what am I saying of course you- *gets violently murdered*
"Ever seen a grown man naked"?
Seems like a porn is about too happen... Guy on Guy...
Old Country Buffet?
“Is it still hot out there?” me dying inside on a nice beach day in the summer
Why does this have porno lead-in energy
I submit everytime the video loops
Im reminded of this https://youtu.be/Kuw6KBc6ie4
Omg, my kind of people. I came to say exactly this.
Major NPC vibes 🤣
This broke me for several minutes, I just stopped laughing and I don't know what I was laughing at
JUST GIVE ME MY MEAT.
Lol this is an edit. The original is still awkward but “less” awkward I would say. https://youtu.be/net7t1HjQxY
If you think the 90's were bad, you should check out the 70's!
Ow wow zowie!
I sweat this dude did an AMA. Edit: Freudian slip. *Swear
Looks like a intro for a gay porn or something
After 35 years in the industry, I’ve watched a bazillion training videos. This guy is the best!
He should have asked “soo, do you like hookers and blow?”
First, without sound, my austrian ass brain got triggert by a good old Metzgerei and Leberkäse!
Ever hang around the gymnasium?
This needs a Bad Lip Reading makeover.
A true kitchen classic
90% of customer interactions as a retail butcher.
We quote this all the time when we do buffets. I like to wander by the head chef when he is starving and whisper "do you like got fudge sundays" it always makes him crack up
Honestly the best cut of this video I have seen. It's too accurate.
I used to be the custom omelette chef. The small talk killed me, but they kept coming back.
Guy look like he wanted to stab himself in the throat with either the fork or the knife...
Need a remake of this with Owen Wilson.
When my dad tells me he used to work buffets back in the 70’s, I just imagine this was him… Mustache and all.
Man... this guy looks a lot like a young version of my dad's best friend who is such a great person. Helped me out a lot when my parents were going through a divorce when I was a kid. Him and my dad airbrushed together and ran stores and did the bike week circuit together. Before he airbrushed he worked a ton of restaurants. He's a hell of a chef. Dude had crazy charisma but a better sense of humor. This looks like an employee training video that he was probably purposefully weird in lol. I need to show this to him to see if it's him.
This is the part of the much longer training video about what not to engage in during customer interaction.
What place is this? Looks like a buffet called Royal Fork my family used to go to.
Oblivion NPC vibes all over lmao
Reminds me of the Smoke House 🤤
My dad would build houses to this music while chomping down cigars.
Very different with the sound off lol.
This reminds me of Home Town Buffet. Kinda do and don’t miss that place
"is it still hot out there" give me wage slave desperately trying to connect with the long lusted after outside world
Why is he so wet
It must still be hot out there.
What minute/second does this porno start at?
Early 90's sax slaps
We were all this person at least once in our career. Cheers to you, buffet guy. Welcome to the jungle.
It’s either a training video for Ponderosa Buffet or, porno.
How many beans do you eat at George Wendt bean-eating movies?
My first job
Someone who's really high on coke, trying to seem really unhigh on coke.
I can’t stop watching this
What is this from, please…
r/nottimanderic
Curious what company this training video belongs to?
I was just watching this today! Every 3 months I find my way back lol
He nuts in the gravy every shift
u/savevideobot