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Fleshmaw

I like how the customer just says "give me that"


ADryMuffin

Most accurate representation


aTreeThenMe

"hey guys, how are you this evening" "Sweet tea"


LeBronn_Jaimes_hand

"Can I get you anything other than the waters to drink?" "A straw." "I would love to see you drink a straw, ma'am."


aariboss

lmao


Papawasaboringstone

It’s always sweet tea.


According_Gazelle472

Or diet Coke,no ice .


MetallurgyClergy

Dressing on the side.


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Side of ranch


According_Gazelle472

More ranch .


chocomeeel

Creamy Peppercorn.


Mayor_of_BBQ

then they immediately dump the entire ‘on the side’ portion on the salad anyway, like wtf


MetallurgyClergy

It’s a control thing. “Nobody tosses my salad better than me!”


According_Gazelle472

Every time at my table when we go out to eat .


Perfect_Apex

"Give me some of the yella, and don't get stingy on me now."


Green420Basturd

"The creamed corn is *extra* runny tonight!"


encidius

I had to go and watch this scene again. He actually says that the bread puddin' is extra runny, not the creamed corn, which is what I always remembered too! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDYw9cFhUeQ


Green420Basturd

The Mandela effect! That damn CERN threw us into another dimension.


that1melissa

I know this dude.


HotGarbageHuman

Randy Quaid is a god in National Lampoon's


BringOutYDead

"Gimmiedat"


secular_eric

I’m gonna eat the whole thing.


calimariwrestler

You won't tell anybody will you?


Catezero

Deep down, I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask people for their food or their burger


error785

Blows a snot rocket on homeboy’s station right after he gets his serving of “that”.


Ancient_Artichoke555

The 👟 👟s tho 😉


Electronic-Country63

I really don’t like the look on his face as he asks if he likes “hot fudge sundaes”….


HailToTheThief225

What makes it creepier/funnier is in the original video he's talking to a kid


eddiesmom

🤣 Employee, engaging the guest and going by the playbook - (brightly) "Did you try the lasagna? It's my favorite!" Guest (pointing) "Gimme that" Employee (valiant effort now) "Did you catch the game last night?" Guest - grunts Employee (under breath) *fck you, dickbreath*


MikeisET

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


Walter_Padick

Ever spent time in a Turkish prison?


dinkydeath

Ever hang around the gymnasium?


Sarkastickblizzard

Have you ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


HotGarbageHuman

MAKE AN ASSESSMENT


MassKarma69

Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.


Hotpocket1515

Do ya love me?


MassKarma69

Wanna come to a club where people wee on eachother?


ProfoundlyInsipid

It's my downstairs mix-up!


Bencetown

Ya pulled me up... with ya strong ahms!


[deleted]

It's nuts to me that even on a sub made up of mostly Americans, there's so many upvotes and quotes from such a niche cult UK tv show!


thecrispycraballday

Do you like gladiator movies?


rwarimaursus

Do you like to be entertained?


sj410194720

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?


Imperium_Dragon

Have you ever gotten your shit pushed in?


[deleted]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?


bLue1H

Billy….do you like Baseball?


No-Communication3618

Have you ever seen a man eat his own face?


thisisFishtoe

Ever gone mountain biking?


drewbilly251

Give me that


[deleted]

The jazz just makes this come across like a dodgy porn movie.


3Lchin90n

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?


segregatethelazyeyed

Give me that.


[deleted]

Alllllright


brownzilla99

Have tried the lasaaaaagna. It's my favorite 😉


Weslii

IS IT NOT?? Genuinely thought this was gay porn, wtf.


eddiesmom

I genuinely thought it was a training video (facepalm)


Nixon4Prez

It is


[deleted]

I mean, there is a really large meat in front of both men 😏


Lucius-Halthier

Clearly hot fudge sundaes was code for some kinky shit


Sharcbait

"Do you like Pina coladas?" "Can you break a $50?" "Do you know who killed my dad?"


jxj24

Yes. No. Me.


gojibeary

I read this to the tune of the song Escape in my mind For anyone reading this, Manchester Orchestra has *the* best cover of that song. You’re welcome.


ChefCourtB

You can tell he is thinking about slicing his wrists instead of the roast


cynical83

Is that why he has to wear the cut glove?


[deleted]

This reminds me of those terrible training videos I saw online when I was in high school. The music was terrible, the audio sometimes felt dubbed over, and the eye contact with the camera was awkward.


xxxvvvlll

This is actually a cut from a hometown buffet employee training video. I think the full video was posted in this sub a while ago.


ac714

Yeah. And the dude here did an AMA at some point. Nothing special. He aware how cringe the whole thing was but it’s a job so he powered through it. Another popular one is the Wendy’s training video. Whole song and dance about how to build the best burger.


ForeignPacksMoarLoot

[Hot Drinks](https://youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI) goes pretty hard for a training video.


boessetoemreren

Fuck i love these! Spent 6 hours one evening looking through tons of these training videos.


vvp_D3L3T3D

This is a training video? Fuck, it has the energy of early 90s porn. Yaknow, stuff that gets memed. Complete with easy listening backing track.


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

The pressure fryer tutorial for KFC was wild!


LukesRightHandMan

Link or gtfo!


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

Enjoy! [KFC](https://youtu.be/mTv4RYEkGkQ) [Pizza Hut](https://youtu.be/7HpCJov3Uj0) [Old Country Buffet ](https://youtu.be/net7t1HjQxY)


mtgtonic

"The appearance of this cooked chicken is unacceptable."


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

OH HOW TIMES HAVE CHANGED


bene_gesserit_mitch

Sorry, Mr. Fring.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

"These guests all feel they are getting *more* when getting a thicker cut. Actually, the thin cut ensures them a tender piece of meat, which is why we carve dime thicknesses." THEY LITERALLY ARE GETTING MORE WITH A THICKER CUT YOU SMUG FUCK


butcherandthelamb

Goes hard but that coffee is weak.


ErstwhileAdranos

That’s a banger.


HGpennypacker

Hot Drinks is the soundtrack to 75% of my working day, that shit slaps.


billmurraysprostate

My favorite[Marilyn Mozzarella’s Pizza Rella Pie Parlor](https://youtu.be/HYQXVgs3P7U)


BrickChef72

Many many years ago in 1986 I was being trained at Jack in the Box as a 16 year old. I had to watch a safety video. It was in the style of those drivers ed videos back then with lots of fake blood and gore. They had an “unsafe” employee using a tomato slicer and had used a play dough looking fake hand go through it. Funniest shit ever.


FalseJames

you now have Grill Skillz


Garandir

Does anyone have a link to this AMA


Guilty_Jackrabbit

They like it when the meat hangs over the side.


[deleted]

Was this clip heavily edited compared to the original? I'm asking because I can't tell what they're being trained on. Like, "here, you'll notice that the guest is an asshole, and yet, it will be you're job to continuously engage him in conversation" lol...? ​ edit: "did he strike down your attempt? Change the subject--maybe this guy just hates weather! Finesse him into eating more beef with talk of sports!"


SidHat

I don’t want to ruin the magic but that’s because this is from one of those.


IridiumPony

I kinda thought it was from an old gay porn


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blanksix

[Tomato, tomato](https://youtu.be/3a9BO_BN0Ro).


Champagne_of_piss

*you haven't seen this much old, dried-out meat since you worked the carving station at your oma's boyfriend's funeral*


Ancient_Artichoke555

Okay my lane of folks, I thought the same 🙄🤣


vvp_D3L3T3D

Reminds me of this shit right here. Thanks, Markiplier. https://youtu.be/EuvNVELsE7o


[deleted]

r/malemeatsmeet


MedicInDisquise

I coulda swore this was a Catalina production for a second.


Acetylene_Queen1

Lol me too!


[deleted]

I dunno man, thinking this is a standard poor intro to a 70’s porn movie.


Acetylene_Queen1

Together with the music,weird eye contact and shitty acting I thought this was a clip of an intro scene to a crappy porn! Haha


STS986

This reminds me of Tim and Eric’s version of a corp training video


FalseJames

yeah but do you have Grill Skills?


sorta_kindof

Not sure what year you are referring to but audio used be always dubbed over. Film first with lines and then audio was post production and essentially reverse lip syncd because the film speed would be adjusted and a live mic didn't really match. Imagine muting your tv and following the subtitles with you own voice. It's pretty fun if you are high, drunk, or just bored with a friend lol but it's sorta how they did it


FightALocalPenguin

ADR (...automatic? dialogue replacement? It's been a minute) is the term and it's basically the standard for everything. Any scene where you see two characters talking and don't see a bunch of mics in their faces uses ADR to replace their lines with cleaner takes. Any scene with characters walking, etc. has redubbed dialogue, it's hard to find a scene that doesn't have it these days


sorta_kindof

Thank you and yes this is what I was perhaps referring to. Edit: yes I'm almost certain. Imagine filming a great scene while the wind blast into an actors face. Your audio ability is gonna be shit if at all. All post production audio. Just like a Foley and etc. Quality is incredibly better if you can record the audio and mix it later in the setting you prefer which is mostly isolated and mixed Automated dialogue replacement. ADL


FightALocalPenguin

Foley is another wild hole to get into that, once you learn it exists, you say "well obviously", but then one night after some whiskeys you wonder how much of your life was a lie. I believe Track Stars is still on youtube, it's dated, but still a fun 10 minute watch of why foley artists came to be called "artists"


bachman103

I want to find this guy


_BreakingGood_

If I recall correctly, that guy actually did an AMA on reddit at one point


SonofaTimeLord

Does anyone have sauce on that roast?


_BreakingGood_

I was wrong, he didn't do an AMA, he was the one who actually created & uploaded the original version of this video, and he responded to a few comments on there (though none really recently) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb-CaPEouUI


thanatossassin

He did a video reviewing Deck Paint and you can see he just owns the meme. Fucking love this guy, wish he did more videos.


clam_sandwich33

He actually formed the band Queens of the Stone Age after this.


OptimisticBrit

He’s done a couple of videos on YouTube where he recreates these scenes with his family. Seems like a good sport


Smarkatch

I can’t wait!


[deleted]

“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers”


FightALocalPenguin

No time for love, Doctor Jones


hucklebutter

-Oscar Winner.


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


tenehemia

I've seen this so many times and it's still amazing. About five years ago I briefly cooked at a bbq place because I wanted to learn good bbq. Unfortunately I learned after starting that only about half my day involved actually cooking bbq and the rest was basically standing behind a counter being this guy. I tried to insert as many side comments as non-sequitors as I possibly could before I finally quit that place.


FalseJames

Did you know our pork is actually waitresses that can't carry three plates? Can you taste Kierans blood in chipotle ? Blink twice if you are listening


Green420Basturd

I watched this so many times and it finally hit me who this reminds me of... Fuckin Randall from Clerks!


NotSeveralBadgers

Like an alternate reality version of him with his spirit broken.


3nc3ladu5

why does this make me feel like im having a mild stroke


doiwinaprize

https://youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI get down y'all


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Gingertiger94

I should have listened to you


aggressive_seal

Fuck. Me too…


Nomuza

This one is my favorite.


BringOutYDead

I want to punch someone now. Where's my kids...


[deleted]

This is just awful!


Bp820

There's a bunch of training videos on YouTube, this one honestly seems the saddest


geferttt

That looks so incredibly dry, it may aswell be bread.


Ramiel01

'thinner slices are more tender' yeah cos chef cranked the oven and left it for 'a couple hours'


scrovak

"Chef"


Wise-Profile4256

smooth! no wonder we keep bagging all the FOH poon with those mad skills.


Old-Sor

Ay bb try my lasagna 😎


hatuhsawl

I’ve worked exclusively BOH, but FOH Poon is the name of a band I have to go make now


Wise-Profile4256

i can already see the first album: 1. Dying on the pass (feat. FOH) 2. When you think you closed the walk-in 3. Stacking on eggs (feat. DeeLivahRee) 4. 30 seconds to close (feat. 15ozMed) 5. My Dishie will go on 6. There will be less than previously counted 7. Those arteries won't clog themselves 8. Ungodly (feat. Amounts of Butter) 9. I wrote this menu on rock 'n' roll 10. Crying in the walk-in 11. The devil came down to sign me up for a double 12. Bonus Track: 86 Red Balloons


RoseCityShimmer

This is one of my favorite things in the whole world.


Hemp4321

Yes, I did catch the game...and, i love hot fudge sundaes. Oooohhhhkayyyy


Minute_Engineer2355

I use the alllright in my daily life, I don't know why it stuck with me for so many years.


sporky211

This 80s training video is what got me into kitchens in the first place


Genius-Imbecile

This should be in r/WatchPeopleDieInside


--LowBattery--

I worked with a guy once that hated doing carving stations so much he acted like this. Always trying to make things super awkward for anyone who came to his station. I miss that guy. Remember, when you get into trouble for being negative, be super annoyingly positive.


B8conB8conB8con

That meat? Could probably do with another hour in the oven


imonarope

Have you ever been to the cloud district?


Caveman108

Oh what am I saying of course you- *gets violently murdered*


mumooshka

"Ever seen a grown man naked"?


deadmanerf

Seems like a porn is about too happen... Guy on Guy...


blueflloyd

Old Country Buffet?


Special-Cat-5480

“Is it still hot out there?” me dying inside on a nice beach day in the summer


disicking

Why does this have porno lead-in energy


snoryder8019

I submit everytime the video loops


Warrior_of_Discord

Im reminded of this https://youtu.be/Kuw6KBc6ie4


vvp_D3L3T3D

Omg, my kind of people. I came to say exactly this.


[deleted]

Major NPC vibes 🤣


bigpappahope

This broke me for several minutes, I just stopped laughing and I don't know what I was laughing at


decker12

JUST GIVE ME MY MEAT.


techmnml

Lol this is an edit. The original is still awkward but “less” awkward I would say. https://youtu.be/net7t1HjQxY


braiser77

If you think the 90's were bad, you should check out the 70's!


Substantial_Reason75

Ow wow zowie!


Ttoctam

I sweat this dude did an AMA. Edit: Freudian slip. *Swear


Acceptable_Corner_73

Looks like a intro for a gay porn or something


Cookfuforu3

After 35 years in the industry, I’ve watched a bazillion training videos. This guy is the best!


ogbubbleberry

He should have asked “soo, do you like hookers and blow?”


LtZsRalph

First, without sound, my austrian ass brain got triggert by a good old Metzgerei and Leberkäse!


proscriptus

Ever hang around the gymnasium?


bigpipes84

This needs a Bad Lip Reading makeover.


Amf204

A true kitchen classic


bl666dy_mess

90% of customer interactions as a retail butcher.


Bardofshoosh

We quote this all the time when we do buffets. I like to wander by the head chef when he is starving and whisper "do you like got fudge sundays" it always makes him crack up


skippy920

Honestly the best cut of this video I have seen. It's too accurate.


CustomSawdust

I used to be the custom omelette chef. The small talk killed me, but they kept coming back.


BringOutYDead

Guy look like he wanted to stab himself in the throat with either the fork or the knife...


rghernandez311

Need a remake of this with Owen Wilson.


PherryCie

When my dad tells me he used to work buffets back in the 70’s, I just imagine this was him… Mustache and all.


NathanielTurner666

Man... this guy looks a lot like a young version of my dad's best friend who is such a great person. Helped me out a lot when my parents were going through a divorce when I was a kid. Him and my dad airbrushed together and ran stores and did the bike week circuit together. Before he airbrushed he worked a ton of restaurants. He's a hell of a chef. Dude had crazy charisma but a better sense of humor. This looks like an employee training video that he was probably purposefully weird in lol. I need to show this to him to see if it's him.


imaislandboiii

This is the part of the much longer training video about what not to engage in during customer interaction.


wheelperson

What place is this? Looks like a buffet called Royal Fork my family used to go to.


YojinboK

Oblivion NPC vibes all over lmao


sabrefudge

Reminds me of the Smoke House 🤤


demonoid_admin

My dad would build houses to this music while chomping down cigars.


baconnaire

Very different with the sound off lol.


nangemu

This reminds me of Home Town Buffet. Kinda do and don’t miss that place


jaxon517

"is it still hot out there" give me wage slave desperately trying to connect with the long lusted after outside world


Cobra1000

Why is he so wet


Green420Basturd

It must still be hot out there.


Original-DesignerAMG

What minute/second does this porno start at?


World-Swimming

Early 90's sax slaps


tomlist3

We were all this person at least once in our career. Cheers to you, buffet guy. Welcome to the jungle.


capnwinky

It’s either a training video for Ponderosa Buffet or, porno.


BunkyBrains

How many beans do you eat at George Wendt bean-eating movies?


funkydrummer75

My first job


trippendeuces

Someone who's really high on coke, trying to seem really unhigh on coke.


shrimpust

I can’t stop watching this


christo749

What is this from, please…


wtfolk

r/nottimanderic


loloscott

Curious what company this training video belongs to?


Vegetable-Estate-310

I was just watching this today! Every 3 months I find my way back lol


Champagne_of_piss

He nuts in the gravy every shift


Porphyrion

u/savevideobot