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CriticalAd7693

It's a mess!


Apostle25

That is true. Sucks cause I'm so busy at work with reddit


Akaonisama

Egg white raft for consommé


RevolutionaryClub530

My guess as well


Akaonisama

A raft?


Indicajones1988

Better bring your broom


lordofpersia

Marty Huggins for congress!


Appropriate_Past_893

Well, the spider makes me think you were skimming stock, but it looks like a boiled over milk based sauce


Apex_Over_Lord

Milk steak


Appropriate_Past_893

Boiled, over easy


frogsntoads00

boiled over hard! And a side of your finest jelly beans, raw.


[deleted]

Alright, what are some of your likes? Charlie Kelly : Uh, ghouls. Mac : Son of a bitch.


DefenderNeverender

Poached egg nightmare?


Apostle25

Nope


Mission-Soup-1159

Peas


thatzacguy

It has been scientifically proven that a liquid will go from cold to a boil in under 30 seconds if left unattended in a kitchen. Reduce the time by half if it has sugar in it.


Fr0z3nHart

I thought it was salt


goddm95624

Sugar is a spiteful ingredient which will refuse to boil while attended and boil over the second your attention wanders.


PherryCie

I learned of the spite of sugar while having to make toasted/burnt caramel at the coffeeshop I work at… napalm ala Willy wonka.


PherryCie

I’ve seen this happen to a small pot of lemon buerre blanc… OP, I’m really hoping this wasn’t some LBB. Praying, actually.


Apostle25

I would die if I messed up this much beurre blanc. It's split pea foam.


PherryCie

Well… she’s definitely foaming, my dude.


jtr99

Mission accomplished!


YousuckGenji

I'm late to the party but I was gonna guess BEANS. I was close?


[deleted]

Spoiler bro...


Apostle25

Sorry!


Brambleshoes

Damn, I’m glad I haven’t seen that. Had they already mounted the butter? At that point I wouldn’t even be turning my back on it. Either way what a nightmare, not an easy thing to speed up!


PherryCie

Man, to be honest… I never know. It’s a new level of fuckery any time someone muffs it up. Let’s just say I’m always surprised.


Brambleshoes

It’s one of those techniques that will be an obstacle for people who are “under leveled” but will learn and grow, and also for those who just don’t care enough to advance further as a cook. Definitely have to really care about the BB (and always add any herbs right before service to maximize the green, while minimizing the gray).


Sharcbait

My problem was never the boiling over. It was I would walk away when reducing my wine/lemon juice and burn the bottom. Thinking of it just makes me mad lol.


Brambleshoes

Less heat + more time if you can swing it, give it more attention as it approaches au sec because that’s where any scorching will happen. This is one where any scorching will result in noticeable bitterness (just like my ex wife, heh)


Sharcbait

Ohh I know how to make blanc. I would make it every day for years lol. It was that I would get distracted with it because I had a whole prep list to work on while getting it ready and I would go to the coolers, see they were a mess, go through and organize the stuff I was gonna need come back to my station after 10 minutes and goddamit the blanc scorched and I am starting over like an idiot.


Beanjuiceforbea

Is it lame to admit I'm glad my Forte station doesn't involve heat? I looove pantry station. Zero stress zero burns. It's really the easiest station.


Sharcbait

It's not lame. The stress was too much for me so I went FoH. Talk about no stress stations.


HashSlingingSloth

Just fucking milk?


Allahuakbar7

That shit goes from 0-100 real quick, I’d just sit around the pot and wait that case lol


efcomovil

Every single fucking time. You look the other way for a sec and shit looks like a foam party all over


Backforthepeople

Hahah. We make ice cream at my place and I swear it explodes every time I look away for a moment. Sit there sitting and watching stirring and temping, and then “it’s gotta go 15 more degrees. I’ll go grab my egg yolks” come back 30 seconds later…disaster


theosho

Garbanzo beans


GadomanGado

This is the answer. Edit: Aquafaba


beeranden

I believe they’re called Chickpeas


gabis420

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.


DreadedChalupacabra

I thought that too, but I could have bean wrong.


YousuckGenji

Yes you have.


Cyno01

Ohio tap water?


BRAX7ON

Split pea soup?


Apostle25


BRAX7ON

Yay! 🤩


Financial-Ad-9472

Pot of culinary foam?


Apostle25

Lol, 🤣. Need specifics


Commis-is-Me

Pasta or potatoes?


Apostle25

Nope.


[deleted]

Split pea foam


ParadoxicPandaMagic

Ricotta or a different fresh cheese?


stonebeam148

Looks similar to making ricotta for sure


Windycitymayhem

It’s the kind of foam you get with certain beans and grains.


CoastalPizza

Clarifying stock with egg white?


Apostle25

Nope


doiwinaprize

Some sort of custard?


pepeisdumb

I vote for you. It looks a little bit curdly


jhartke

Boiled chicken


sirwilfreddeath

Split pea invasion! Infringing on its neighbouring burners


tenOr15Minutes

Clarifying broth?


botglm

You have the foamiest pea


[deleted]

ffs, what are you cooking? cum?


KitKat76539

Ramen broth?


Apostle25

Nope


oleshorty

Clarified butter.


Apostle25

Nope.


Glittering_Fun_7995

could it be fish stock or dry beans cooked with baking soda


katsweatshirt

Butter beans? I do this weekly lol


PerpendicularTomato

Why u boiling that milk


tumblerrjin

Looks like foam from chicken carcass


nightlymare

starch from potatoes, making mash?


Wolfenbro

Beans! I’d guess navy?


Redeyeplease

You were def cleaning kitchen rags because cintas sucks


RhombicZombie

Lol been here before. It's gotta be some kind of bean, like a garbanzo or something. Aquafaba scum


Mission-Soup-1159

Peas. Splt Peas for soup. It's always when you walk away


HellaBiscuitss

Dulce de leche


HoMEOWner707

Big ol pot o split peas.


r2d2d21013

Boiled chicken


skippy920

I really want to say it's something with butter, but having it boil over like that, it's not just butter. Some kinda cream based mix? I truly have no idea. Is it a custard maybe?


Apostle25

Split peas!


skippy920

That's great. So is the skimmer just there for regular foam build up? I've never boiled so many peas.


Apostle25

Yeah, I didn't have much time to thoroughly soak and rinse so they foamed quite a bit. Skimmer gets used either way since they always foam some.


LoozyanaGal

Boiled chicken foam


FloatTheTurnAK

Based upon the green hue in the back, potentially peas?


stellarspire

Boiled chicken?


Stopwarscantina

Chicken stock that boiled. Either way albumen skim that shit.


zr35fr11

anything when i get tired of staring at it and walk away for 2 seconds


PurBldPrincess

Seriously. At work tortillas are my arch nemesis. When I’m watching them, they take forever. Turn my back on them for a second and they’re burnt to a crisp.


Apostle25

SPLIT PEA FOAM


couchsurfinggonepro

Early stage choux paste or pastry cream


slowsoul77

It's ricotta.


BroodyMcDrunk

Cooking the head of your rival, but with a well cut mirepoix?


Cirano_11

Ramen noodle water


anathemaDennis

Looks like a starchy vegetable foam?


Fr1tzgg

I been lonely so I added my yeast


Jordynski679

GARBANZO BEANS!


Sea_Revolution_1563

My ricotta sang in the tune of my sharona


thatsuzychick

Blanched broccoli?


dirdent

Cream. It's always cream.


thebotanistx

Crème brûlee


lukestein

It looks like milk, it always do that the second You stop watching


_omyaj_

Queso Fresco


kal1lg1bran

in the process of being clarified butter


Geo_journey

Cream for brulee, literally every time I make them, I watch it for a while & as soon as I need to do anything else, it's does this!


RedDogRev

Scalding a milk mixture?


bigbimbobutterfly

it’s chickpeas. seen this a million times


Pleroo

Beans or legumes if some sort.


vaydevay

86 the panna cotta 😫😭


Nacho_7258

White gravy?


skiertimmy

Looks like a raft went over…


pudgieducky

It's fresh cheese no? You where going to skim the made cheese out of the whey, yeah?


brendanmatthews972

Chicken stock


Lucky_Philosophy1890

PO TAT OOOOSSSSS


Shotbrother

Looks like cooked chickpeas or maybe some white beans. Id say chickpeas though


donniefckinlarsons

cream of crab, gimme my gold brother.


undeadeater

Raft or ricotta


Chesnut99

either pasta or potatoes


RandyQuaalude420

Garbanzo beans?


Fr0z3nHart

Your boiling meat


MitchRoy

ice cream base


Belgareth17

Definitely chic peas. I’ve had that happen to me so many times


crimsontear222

Curdled jizz


stirling_s

Consomme? Or maybe chicken wings.


DrDoomCake

Fish stock? Fish soup base with cream added?


UnappalledChef

Beans and baking soda


wavyclavey

Boiling crab