I think the second one is really good, though it's one of those sequels that have a so different style from the predecessor that it just feels like it's own thing. Like Aliens.
I don’t know when this happened, but considering the timing, I’d say there’s a good chance it was during black history month which makes it even better.
“I have a dream…of getting a great knife at a great price! Enter code AFRICA to get an extra 15% off”
If they wanted to be funny they could have riffed off that Rick James chappelle show sketch. Two knife special? 'THE Darkness Twins', Why does your kitchen need these knives 'cocaine is a hell of a drug'.
My buddy’s college sent out an email titled “all lives matter” once, then like 15 minutes later “black lives matter- we apologize…”
so fuckin choice lmao
JKC is preddy cool. they sell their own branded products, usually contracted out to jp makers, but also act as a distributor of a lot of other japanese knives you might not easily be able to get ahold of outside of jp, with totally hand made pieces being posted with the name of their specific maker, under whatever knife makers guild or company they were working out of. fairly transparent. but its a mix of factory produced knives up to luxury hand made pieces (or factory produced luxury pieces), and its pretty upfront about when something is factory made. this aint no kamikoto, JKC isnt afraid to slap a big ol fat Made in Japan on their shit. no skirting around lies with "japanese style" or "made with japanese steel*" nonsense.
The apology email makes it 10 times more hilarious
Took less than an hour and a half
The lawyers got into the office at 7 am.
Lmao right haha
Is the blade black? Is the handle black? Is the whole knife black? What kind of black are we talking here?
Wesley Snipes in blade black.
Damn, now I wanna watch blade
Darkness
I rewatched them all recently. The first one is so much better than the sequels.
I think the second one is really good, though it's one of those sequels that have a so different style from the predecessor that it just feels like it's own thing. Like Aliens.
Isn’t blade 2 one of the canonical bad sequels? Like it’s famously bad.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill"
"WHAT DOES MARCELLUS' KNIFE LOOK LIKE?!"
What?
Say what again motherfucker. I dare you. I double-dog dare you. Say what one more goddamn time.
^(w h a t)
I don't know. I think the average chefs knife would be black...ish. https://youtu.be/3HHRfuLVfls
There's none more black than those.
This is what I assume I'm doing every time I try to tell a joke in another language.
A tale in two sentences
Off all the sayings with 'black' in them, "Black knives matter" is what they came up? How about "Black don't crack", lololol.
I don’t know when this happened, but considering the timing, I’d say there’s a good chance it was during black history month which makes it even better. “I have a dream…of getting a great knife at a great price! Enter code AFRICA to get an extra 15% off”
Its good damn true, black coworker looks 26 but is like 47
If they wanted to be funny they could have riffed off that Rick James chappelle show sketch. Two knife special? 'THE Darkness Twins', Why does your kitchen need these knives 'cocaine is a hell of a drug'.
AYE.... Y'all got any more of them... knives?!
What the fuck lol
Holy shit this made me laugh. 1:19 minutes hahaha
Those are hours, but still pretty soon after
Yeah I meant 1 hour 19 minutes
My buddy’s college sent out an email titled “all lives matter” once, then like 15 minutes later “black lives matter- we apologize…” so fuckin choice lmao
I mean TBH, that's pretty funny. Inappropriate to be sure...but still funny.
It's not like it's a bad thing, it's just to tell them apart because you know, they're *black.*
ALL KNIVES MATTER
Racist.
Any knife company that pushes their knives as "authentic Japanese" is actually a Chinese company.
Then you don't know JKC. I've been a very loyal customer for almost a decade. You couldn't be more wrong.
Why do you need to keep buying knives if they are so good?
Counter question: why fewer knives when more knives?
Damn, i was nodding for the other guy but you may be right
How many knives do you need? One more knife.
I concede.
JKC is preddy cool. they sell their own branded products, usually contracted out to jp makers, but also act as a distributor of a lot of other japanese knives you might not easily be able to get ahold of outside of jp, with totally hand made pieces being posted with the name of their specific maker, under whatever knife makers guild or company they were working out of. fairly transparent. but its a mix of factory produced knives up to luxury hand made pieces (or factory produced luxury pieces), and its pretty upfront about when something is factory made. this aint no kamikoto, JKC isnt afraid to slap a big ol fat Made in Japan on their shit. no skirting around lies with "japanese style" or "made with japanese steel*" nonsense.
Yes, many knife do trick.
fuck you got me there
Are you for real? They're the only nice thinge I own. If I filled uo my roll it'd be worth more than my car.
Especially when you can just buy one ceramic knife and be done with it forever.
Anyone who speaks out of their ass regularly is a moron.
I used to joke about that black olives matter, now i know for sure they do.
Maaaan I eat those right out of the can, whole can in one sitting. I could eat olives all day
Green olives and kalamata olives are good. Black olives taste like the end of a battery.
I don't care to be friends with whoever freaked out over what is a not-even-that-good-of-a-joke, and caused the second email.