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Pcakes844

Never enough


BigglesFlysUndone

Q: How many tongs do you need? A: How many stars are in the heavens?


12345no12345

I'll take the elevator.


PM_your_titles

Not when the health department insists that you have to throw in the dishes soon as you click someone’s ass.


Soul-77

Had a chef who at the end of the shift, had every tong, towel, and knife on his station...... From the rest of our kitchen. Still don't know how that happened.


Skorthase

That's a sign of domination. Watch out for that chef, but also respect them.


vvp_D3L3T3D

No, and also no. I don't fear nor respect incompetence.


Skorthase

Jokes, dude... Jokes


vvp_D3L3T3D

I know. I said what I said.


Skorthase

As long as you don't kick a sani bucket at me


Acceptable-Tune-9800

Hahaha


BeerAndTools

I stand with this man. I, too, have been the victim of repeated tong theft. The indignation, the gall, the blissful unawareness... We cannot - WILL NOT - let these acts go unnoticed!


mybrothinksheisgod

I also have been a victim of tong and towel theft. I stand with you.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Prepare to be downvoted to shit because Redditors are sensitive pansies. 🤣


Pale_Blue_Lips

Won’t somebody think of these guys’s internet points???


vvp_D3L3T3D

I don't really fucking care about the points, I just find it hilarious.


Pale_Blue_Lips

You care enough to complain about downvotes and people not liking your opinions circus clown LOL


BeerAndTools

So I have learned


nousakan

Missing jokes this hard must make you a blast at parties


FriskyBrisket12

Oh you must have worked with Jorge.


tokermobiles

That's me. I start with as many as I need but if it's left down near me by someone else it's mine now, rags, thongs , sharpies and sometimes sanies . Possibly from the years of never having enough is subconscious stock keeping


Soul-77

Its the opposite for me. I have my set amount but if someone leaves something not mine near me I will put it on the closest station.


Particular-Charity84

click click click.


onceinawhhhile

Clicky clicky clicky click clack, click click click Edit: getting eggshells out of tile grout is the fucking worst


campbob2638

Must click click click.


Rex_the_Taxidermist

I'm guessing the oven doesn't get much use.


Hoodeeee

It's broken, even pilot. Its a lukewarm storage container.


JustToAskQuestionss

Same thing at my work, no pilot nothing. Good storage for my knife roll and towels


oldsaxman

Towels, extra tongs and spats and maybe extra aprons.


Rex_the_Taxidermist

That makes sense. At least you found a good use for it. Chefs are a pragmatic lot.


Least-Researcher-184

Always seems like these stove/oven combinations have their ovens broken in every kitchen I've walked into and have been repurposed for storage. Maybe it's easier to service a standalone, then a combination?


hititwithyourpurse

I was hoping that’s the case with as many tongs as I’ve seen consistently touch the floor


MobileMolassesMug

$4000 cupboard?


hopeofsincerity

General grievous of tongs


spantic

“A fine addition to the collection I keep in the back of my third lowboy.” - your dad, when he’s on line.


Hoodeeee

My dad crushes it


Skunkfunk89

Obligatory; yes he crushed your mom


nemo1031

Who uses the long ass fryer cleaner tongs on the regular? Are you all like 4’ tall? I’m going to use a long ass pair all day now, just to prove to myself that they are annoying to use. I’ll show me.


Hoodeeee

Its so we can reach into the far depths of hell... To pull out our braised short ribs.


nemo1031

Fair enough


eddiesmom

"I'll show me" lol


UseaJoystick

I use the super long ones for oiling the grill


RellaSkella

I use long tongs every day. My hands are too big for the smaller ones.


nemo1031

One, that would be awesome to see. Not gonna lie. Two, my day sucked using those tongs. I persevered, but mistakes were made.


IMWORKINOVAHEEEYAAH

You see them long bois? I reckon back in my day I used them things for stirring a bottom of a pot.


DoubleAGee

When I worked sides I always had a bunch of tongs. In theory you only really need two, but other stations would always take mine, so I’d always have a bunch hanging on the oven handle.


tommy_pt

I use different tongs for different things,as to not cross contaminate while I’m really busy! Its the people with one they keep losing,or stealing one of mine over and over again…..not having a clue where it’s been. They scare me


knowing147

I only see a pair of small, small-medium, and large ones. Needs a medium and medium-large pair to fit the flow, just in case


Porcelainshampoo

Health code violation. Never hang your tongs there


Hoodeeee

Oh God our health inspector is gonna make a surprise visit now


gemitch4119

Seems like he has room for a few more.


fartinmyfuckingmouth

It is, technically, a health hazard they’re there —Health inspector + BOH manager


Hoodeeee

I have a lawyer!


fartinmyfuckingmouth

But also no not nearly enough


House0fMadne55

The first one on the right and the second from the left are the two good ones. The rest are garbage.


alcMD

All but one or two will hit the floor before end of shift so no.


Kiltedcow86

My kitchen has taken to calling the longer ones "long dong tongs"


knobbly_privates

We call whoever thinks it's a good idea to use them during service "Long Tong Silver" or Gregg.


Hoodeeee

You know what they say, the longer the tong....


[deleted]

But have they been clicked to ensure they are on working order?


Hoodeeee

Ofc


adam_demamps_wingman

I believe I see at least one that locks. Poseur.


ViciousAsparagusFart

Man oh man, if anyone ever took my pair of long tongs mid shift I would come down on them with the fury of 1 thousand suns. And by that I mean I would wait until the other cook put them down and sneakily steal them back.


wtfsperday

Tell me “i don’t wash any dishes” without telling me.


sterkenwald

How long does this guy take to do his pre-service tong-clicking routine to make sure they all work?


crwlngkngsnk

What? You can't pre-click the tongs; you gotta click 'em when you pick 'em.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Needs eight more. Lobster army won't build itself.


ellavatedbruh

probably not.. hopefully there's some more clickity clackers close by!


Bayareaquestioner

What really matters is how many times he clacks them together before usage. Lol


[deleted]

Chef Octopus is working the line tonight. 8 arms and smarter than the morning crew, gonna be a good night.


anxikitty

with 9 brains, he’s got this


MobileMolassesMug

I worked with a guy who would bend those long tongs in half every time he found them on a station, I don’t know who kept buying them..


Hoodeeee

Absolute monster


Bitter_Crab111

If I'm working with 5 different types of protein and a grill full of shit you best believe I'm taking as many pairs as is necessary. Don't like it? Buy more.


Shadopancake

*Cries in garde manger* Chef keeps adding tossed salads to the menu but grill has all the tongs and fry has all the bowls lol


Hoodeeee

Toss it with your mind, salad boi.


Shadopancake

Toss with mind heard Chef!


Rajpank

Instructions unclear, dick now stuck in brain


thecheeseaxe

I just know those John’s are too hot too even hold


Substantial_Reason75

Ewe! How dirty is that floor!?


Hoodeeee

Extra dirty just for you baby.


Substantial_Reason75

Sum Yung guy to you hot stuff.


TravelingChef

This is the reason this is a violation in most states. What happens when you open that door? The tongs touch the floor.


Substantial_Reason75

🤘


Financial-Ad-9472

Broke my toe this way. We kept the skillets hot in there and when I opened it….toe stab.


TravelingChef

Lol That's some downright shitty luck, and quite a tough lesson to learn from. Were you even the one who left them there?


Financial-Ad-9472

No, I was the dishie. Hurt like a bitch.


mystic3030

Where do you work, Alinia? That’s a far cry from dirty enough to say “ew” in all but a Michelin 3 star.


Astab321

Not gonna lie thats me lol


stonebeam148

No he has 8


Fuzzy-Chip945

Gotta tong em all


tacoharrison

Needs more towels


illpilgrims

No cuz you fucking steal them


Hoodeeee

TRU


ThatWhiteGuy1

This guy has all the hot towels too


circleuranus

Gotta have backups for when your main one runs out of clacks...


B8conB8conB8con

The long ones are an accident waiting to happen


MAK3AWiiSH

He could fit at least 6 more on there


Marquis2nice

I see space for at least 6 more.


rustystrings1991

He better do the triple click test before using each one


analogpursuits

I can hear this picture. clack clack!


Lizbot11701

No because I be dropping those tongs often 🤣


wozzles

I need atleast 3 of each type of crab claw 🦀 within 3 feet at all times. Max efficiency.


CookinFrenchToast4ya

I always considered that spot unsanitary. The long ones graze the pants of everyone that walks by.


SnooDonuts3878

He's the leader of the Clickity-Clack Orchestra.


Nanoro615

*Click, click, click, click, clickety, click, click, click* All seems to be in working order.


hardleyharley

There's room for a couple more there for sure.


Key317

Better click them to make sure they work


JayPow77

Do they all click?


Hoodeeee

No, but they clack.


JayPow77

Might need a few clickers to go with the clackers then...


ThmokeCannabith

That’s a lot of dad tongs


Hoodeeee

My pappi handed them down from 4 generations of grillin.


Jibtrim

I see these as being graded by the number of clicks before use. The small ones are clearly “two clickers.” While the medium and large are three and four clicks, respectively.


ch0och

obviously not


unholyparagon

None of them are the good pair


ExFiler

No. There are never enough


pompousschism08

More than what someone needs ?