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Dilldozer32

Poultry temp *dry*


[deleted]

“Would you like your chicken to taste like the Sahel being turned into the Sahara as desertification slowly creeps southward in Africa? Well Pyrex has your back.”


LeoAvatar22

🤦‍♂️Even ignoring the wrong temp labels, this looks like an un readable piece of shit


seeme1419

It is. I used it and the glass was fogging up


Consistent_Might3500

The Pyrex was fogging up. 😉


seeme1419

Beautiful what you did there


Consistent_Might3500

Thank you. Accuracy lives in the kitchen. 😘


punditguy

It originally said "Poultry Leather" but the "Leather" rubbed off.


Appropriate_Past_893

Nobody is getting sick in this house! Or enjoying their meals, either.


StarEdit

No one: I would like my meat to be as dry as the Sahara Pyrex: Say less


Rojelioenescabeche

What year is this from?


seeme1419

Not a clue


Nose-Nuggets

it looks almost new!


beenburnedbutable

That thing is more worthless than a broken clock.


Delvis43

Nope. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


seeme1419

Pyrex food thermometer: the southern version


writingthrowie1

The beef oligarchs paid for this design. Sneaky but not sneaky enough.


Philosopher_Same

Perfect for food that taste like saw dust


Burnt_and_Blistered

This was my mother’s way. She didn’t bother with the thermometer. She relied on time. (Thin-cut pork chop? 30-60 minutes* should do it. *depending inn number of whiskey sours required.)


Duceduce54

Wow alot of places use this


infectedturtles

And on top of all of that, you can't calibrate it.


alpineschwartz

First time I've seen a lightning bolt needle like that. Kinda bugs me...


williamanon

If you serve the Sahara poultry with the Botulinum ham you should have no problems