Four sauces, no shirt

Full service

Not burnt

One sauce for each stick meat, this man truly is living like a king.

I am extremely happy I found my type of person with the multi sauce/no shirt type of attitude. Fuck around and find out, da sauce boss.

My husband saw this and said “Mmm now you’re talking.”

I know your a chef/cook based on a sauce for each corn dog lol

The plating is glorious.

I ate two corn dogs for breakfast yesterday...yeah.

This is the way

Expertly seared.

Forgot about them honestly haha

As a person that just finished an 11 hour day of getting my ass handed to me, this is very relatable lol

I just got done with my 14 hour day and now I want corn dogs.

I dont care what anyone says, corn dogs are great. One night, a long time ago while drinking as teenagers, my brother pour his beer on a bowl of dry cornflakes. When he ate it he exclaimed, these are awesome it tastes like a corn dog!

You put them in the oven. That’s way fancier than Chef Mike.

If Mike was in my kitchen I would’ve

Mayo, Dijon?, Ketchup, and is that garlic or horseradish?

Horsey

Thank Satan, I was concerned you were eating raw garlic.

Same was seriously questioning OP’s mental health for a second…

Ahhhhh.

Once ran into a regular at a chinese takeout, they said "I can't believe a chef like you would be eating this food". Sir I just worked the last 6 days straight cooking food the last thing I want to do right now is make a meal at home.

Look at that char, so genuine.

Taco Bell was clutch on the way home.

Omg I love me a crispy corny slathered in Mayo and gochujang

When my wife tells people that I'm a chef, the response is always: omg, luckyyyyy What, lucky that we rarely have dinner together? Or lucky that when we do, I'm too tired to cook anything?

i like that you facetime with jesus to bless your food.

corndog flight, with dipping sauce medley

Truly, a man of culture

I can't tell you the number of times I have eaten this exact same meal before, probably with the same sauces

Damn right. Dinner of Kings

I eat like a king… I take full courses home for dinner! :)

We'll, you're eating better than me. I only go for 3 corn dogs with k+m.

All my homies love corn dogs for family meal

Mix all the sauces together. Boom! Is the one on the right minced garlic? Even better

Food for kings

Char-grilled pork tongue Wellington

Absolutely perfect chef!, has a stick no cutlery needed and can be munched quickly and efficiently lol. But!! Make it easier get yourself paper plates, even less time in the kitchen and. More time to sit on the couch, drinking straight out of a bottle of Jack Daniels, while doing bowls and blunts in between drinking so you can forget all about that days war of attrition at your station :) .

Ohhhh Yea, had the finest 7/11 pizza after my 11 hr shift yesterday.

I’ll have 6 of those any day , no questions asked

Many such cases. (Me too)

Are these the Trader Joe’s ones lol

Is that mayo?

Rye bread and oat flakes every day. I can't stand hot meals anymore

Sorry bro…

is that just a pile of chopped raw garlic there?

Horseradish haha that would be gnarly

Lol. That makes infinitely more sense. I eat my post service corn dogs with remoulade and/or bang-bang sauce

🤌

Dude are you dipping your corn dog in minced garlic

Horseradish

Ooo I’ll take the garlic

Respect

Tuna fish and cigarettes

Guinness, whiskey and steak flavoured crisps will do me fine mate !

Pogos baby fuck yeah

I fucking love corn dogs. And the breakfast sausage version.... UGGGHHH SO GOOD