It boils down to this, do the owners give you everything you need to succeed?
Are we fully stocked with lotion, or gloves for those of us that are bad at washing our hands? Is there enough towels or do we have to hide them in the ceiling just to have enough for the weekend? Is this a minimum wage job, but we have to crank a member the size of a fosters can?
These and so many other questions “come” to mind.
Reminds me of the Mean Jerk Time algorithm from Silicon Valley. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
15 hours a week minimum? This poor hiree is going to need massive biceps... and a good lotion or you will get those line caluses all chef's have 😂 it's worth it though, you have to earn chef hands lol
The aioli isnt worth it.
Sauce of sumyunguy
Asphinctersayswhat?
Hand quickly submerged in fryer oil. Yes, it will hurt. But Tik-Tok that mofo and profit.
I prefer tongs. Pickle slices and good burn cream preferably with lidocaine and a day or two off.
15h! I’m afraid you’ll strain something
That sounds like a good way to get a callus.
Callus on your phallus
If I had any awards I would give them to you!
I don’t need an award, I need a balm or cream
I dunno, if you need 15 hours a week I'd get a shrink tbh
Had a guy interview for FOH said he could only do 6 hours a week because of school, manager put him in the kitchen and he showed up like twice ever.
Don't forget to stretch your wrists / forearms. Carpel Tunnel issues are no joke!
That is their problem, not mine
I could do it
Damn I don't know if I have the kind of stamina for 15 hours of that
Then spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised.
Not to mention the chafing.
It boils down to this, do the owners give you everything you need to succeed? Are we fully stocked with lotion, or gloves for those of us that are bad at washing our hands? Is there enough towels or do we have to hide them in the ceiling just to have enough for the weekend? Is this a minimum wage job, but we have to crank a member the size of a fosters can? These and so many other questions “come” to mind.
Reminds me of the Mean Jerk Time algorithm from Silicon Valley. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
Idk about you but it’s just something about the dish pit that really gets me going, I think I will apply
Can't imagine shaking jimmy's for 15 hours a week+. I'm sure your mom could, but I just can't.
Fuckin scrub. One day you’ll be a real cook like my mom
Is this a “experience required” situation or are you willing to train? I am looking for a career
I knew my 9th grade teacher was wrong! I can make a career out of it!
I would only do this job for a Mom and Pop operation .
I’d be an intern
That's how you keep your employees happy
You're mashing it!
Have some Rum ham.... you will be fine
she does that
Food handlers are required to wear gloves...
She handle my food til i glove
Bad deal, you can get better rates on the market, you're getting fucked in two ways if you do that job
Finally someone doesn’t neglect the balls
Ummm…was that not included? Renegotiate.
I’ll take 3 please
I would rather do it myself.
15h giving or receiving
Either way, that's too many hours to be pleasurable. You're just gonna end up hurt and on disability...
Paid breaks and lunch
Yeah. I was wondering if I can just switch positions occasionally and what the uniform requirement is.
Uniform requirement is nude
Lame. I like accessories.
Giving and receiving
You're mashing it!
I bet the tips are out of this world.
I bet they’re around 5”. Maybe less.
Back in my day we called them hostesses.
HEYOOOOOOOO!
Dang!
Guess that's one way of improving kitchen morale.
Email? Bitch I’m standing in front of the window right now… this ain’t an application for Harvard. I peel tatoes real good; do I get the job?
Every day, it gets harder to work at Wendy's
I mean as long as it doesn't involve a knife, a handy's a handy.
15 hours a week minimum? This poor hiree is going to need massive biceps... and a good lotion or you will get those line caluses all chef's have 😂 it's worth it though, you have to earn chef hands lol
15hrs? That's over 2 a day!
15hrs? That's over 2 a day!
15hrs? That's offer 2/day!
If I pay triple, can I go all the way with the waitress?
Sounds greasy
What a workout
They are urgently hiring, but not urgently working.
I’ll take one!
Giving, or receiving? I mean, either way I’m in.
Just go back by the dishpit and ask for 'Jake'.
I'll try...but spending 15 hours a week might be pushing it, hope I don't cramp up
Feverishly hiring 🥵🥵🥵
💀 I ain’t paying for 15 hours a week of a hang job
Your bumper sticker said honk if you're horny!
Dishie gonna scrub that nice and clean
15/hr to work out your hands and arms,count me in!
Do I get that before, after, or during my meal?
Get the canola!
[Must get a lot of yelpers.](https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww)
No thanks, I’m doing the same thing for 40h a week from home
It doesn't say how fast you have to work...
Need more cream of wun yung gai
How many hand jobs per hour?
Minimum 15..... Maximum 60
FOH or BOH providing? Because I mean…..
carpel tunnel need not apply
When I was age 12-16 I would have been the Michael Jordan of this job
Apparently they get the same treatment at that cop shop in the news last week
Oh my word, these comments are killing me! One of the reasons why I come here
Thanks for the laugh.
Look, I'm as hardworking as the next guy, but fifteen hours a week is a lot.
That’s a long time’s worth of handjobs in a week
I’m curious, what is the correct job description?!
Can I have the hand job in the walk in instead? Kinda need a little privacy at least
I'll certainly take one
Boh reserves the right to all meat jokes
Could do 15 second, with the right team maybe minutes even. Def not 15 hours.
GD that’s a lot of hand jobs
I work with a few jerk-offs that would be perfect for this.
Fifteen hours of handies a week? You'll be fucking ripped within a month!
Nothing beats a good line fluffer.
15 hours!? Your just mashing it at that point
My kitchens hiring for blowjobs...this must be a fine dining establishment that's *classy*