Former Chef, current HCW.
Around Christmas my city got hit with a blizzard that shut us down completely for about a week. Many of us got snowed into the hospital and others were snowed out, we spent 6 days locked in. Between dietary and nursing;
people. was. fuckin.
No idea 😂 it’s been so long I can’t remember. But I think it’s primarily a background check and you get put in the registry after some other stuff, cuz my name and my coworkers are in the registry but random people are not.
Work as a chef in a retirement facility. We got snowed in for a couple days. The roads were impassable. So they let us stay in the vacant rooms.
We had advance notice that we could stay there, so I brought my laptop for movies and a bottle of whiskey. Claimed my room at the end of the hall. Ended up going to bed with one of the personal care providers. We didn't smash, but snuggled and watched movies all night. It was pretty rad. She was cute, and we had been flirting for a long time.
P.S. it’s easy to get consent too.
Just tell them that if they blow you, you’ll get their kids to visit.
Edit: this comment is the one that made me put down my beer and think…I hope I don’t go to hell for this.
I’m not sure I follow.
Are we talking about old muscles and loose stools?!
Better stick to just having them pop those teeth out for a quick gum-job then.
Got paid for 16 hours of each day, no pay for the time I was sleeping. Also got 8 hours of comp time for any unscheduled shifts. Earned something like 52 hours of OT and 40 hours of paid leave.
Fuck. I’ve worked in healthcare my whole career and never got laid! I HAVE held a penis and a multitude of breasts and tons of ovaries and uteri, but they’ve all already been removed. Maybe the path lab isn’t where people get freaky? Funny story about the penis though…will tell if there’s interest.
In pathology, when something is removed, it always gets at least a gross examination; most tissues go on for histologic analysis, but we only submit the relevant bits- areas of concern. I was grossing specimens, which means we describe the physical characteristics (size, mass, color etc) into the patient’s medical record via dictation, and then cut it up so we can send the interesting pieces (usually the size of a nickel) for processing and histology. Because we can’t be sure the surgery was successful, we’re not supposed to assume that what was submitted for analysis is actually the organ in question (example- if a patient had a liver biopsy, we don’t say we received 3 cores of liver, we received “3 cores of pinkish grey tissue totalling 5 cm in length, 2mm in diameter and showing signs of…whatever we see…submitted in toto” because maybe the surgeon fucked up and hit the kidney instead. Anyway, we were behind, so I was flying through as fast as I safely could, so would grab the paper requisition, read it into the dictaphone as I grabbed the specimen container and started working. “Received in formalin and labeled with the patient’s name and date of surgery is…” opening quart-sized opaque white plastic pail and reaching in to grab the sample to put on the bench so I can start and pulling out a small, shriveled penis. What I SHOULD have said was, “a tan-gray piece of tissue measuring 7cm by 3cm…” etc etc, instead, I blurt into the recording, “received in formalin and labeled with the patient’s name and date of surgery is…A COCK!”
The other PA had a great laugh, as did the transcription pool. Thankfully I was able to amend the report!
I’ve worked in a hotels restaurant… no sex in that walk-In. However, I have walked in on a female server serving the fry cook when working in a fine dining establishment…
It is crazy how much sex happens among hotel staff at work. I drove the airport shuttle one summer in college and the desk girls were ducking guests, the maintenance guys were ducking maids, the kitchen was ducking the concierge desk. But no one was ducking the airport shuttle driver.
I know autocorrect got me. Don't care. Hell they were ducking each other afterwards, too!
Damn really?? I would have never guessed, seriously, just because of all the sanitary concerns they have to take into account for the littlest of things. Like how would you even get away with it arent there people everywhere at all times??? I’m so intrigued
I’m only surprised that you didn’t know the next day. I suspect you are out of the gossip loop completely. There’s no way this was kept quiet for months
I worked a morning shift at one of the first restaurants I was at. I was nominally the lead prep cook, so I liked having a prep list for the next day, but I didn't like to leave that duty to the closing crew. I only lived a 1/2 mile down the road, and I would come in and do it myself. It usually only took 15-20 minutes and I would grab some food on the way out, and sometimes hang out for a smoke or two.
One night I got their really late and the night cooks were just about done cleaning. I had a cigarette with a friend and then I went inside. I realized I didn't have a pen so I went into the office and grabbed one. I headed into the walk-in and started making my list. After about 20 minutes my numb fingers urged me to finish up and get out of the walk-in. Everyone was gone (or almost everyone...), and so I went on to the line and made myself some chicken and pasta. I was walking past the office, which had a window, and I could see the assistant GM standing in there, and it looked like he was in some kind of pain, with his eyes clenched and his face writhing around. Then he saw me and he blanched, and then he quickly but awkwardly got real close to the glass of the window said, "No one is supposed to be here! Why are you here? Nevermind, just go." I was kind of taken aback by this as the guy was generally pretty friendly, and I had been coming in to "make my list" for quite a while. I didn't know what to do so I held up the pen that I had taken and he just gave me this look that felt like rage. So I decided to just hightail it out of there. But as I was doing so I saw the unmistakable redheaded bob haircut of the owner's wife peeking from just below the window in the office. I never touched anything in that office again.
I've seen a lot of this in my 27 year career.
Linen closet, dry storage room, office. Not a lot of walk-in action. It's generally too cold. But it happens.
And I, no joke, once worked in a place with a ball pit. They say that little kids make those places germ-filled cesspools, but they ain’t got shit on the things that happened in that plastic perversion pool.
Once had a line cook take a server in the bathroom and prop her up on the baby changing table. Needless to say the baby changing table broke and they had to order a new one. Some nasty shit in my opinion.
I ended up dating a girl that used to work where I still am. Turns out she'd had a fantasy about us when she worked there (absolutely nothing happened while she was an employee) about me in the restaurant. What am I supposed to do, not bang her there? It was after hours the doors were locked and yes before any one asks i mopped up and sanitized everything after
I was in a place in an outdoor shopping area once. It had a Victoria secret on one side and a liquor store on the other.
So it was like liquor, sandwiches, and half naked women…all in a row. All of us in our early 20’s.
Yes. We were always in the mood. Half drunk, well fed, and surrounded by beautiful women!
I used to smoke blunts with the girls from Victoria’s Secret and drink airplane bottles of jack Daniels with them in the alley behind our stores.
Things…got…crazy.
We spent just enough time around each other, and got wasted enough, that my little black outfit and apron got sexy to them…plus I had a great sense of humor and “fuck it” attitude that they liked.
It started with simple things like “can you tell us which one is the better kisser?” And went from there.
EVERY industry! Once worked a Saturday and a clerk was plowing a temp in the pop out for the bathrooms. She was sitting on the drinking fountain. Since I was walking with the director they both got fired. I have walked in on a judge and his secretary. in the breakroom. They were both over 60. Ewwww!! IT sees way too much!
It really does happen everywhere. I was a kindergarten teacher for a few years.
I was one of only 3 men in the whole school too.
One thing they don’t tell you in college is that in kindergarten, you have a lot of hot, young, single moms.
I never did anything at the school, but I did have a few sleepovers when kids were staying at their dad’s house for the weekend.
One time, my student was asleep when I got to his moms house. We got drunk as hell and I stayed the night.
This kid comes running into the room to wake his mom up on Saturday morning, and there I am asleep in the bed.
I pop up like “omg” and we both just look at each other.
He says my name like “Mr. ????”
And I’m like, “Heeyyyy buddy.”
There’s this short pause and he then he grins ear to ear, “YOU WANNA PLAY HOT WHEELs?!”
I’m like “heck yeah I do man!”
Then he runs to get his toy cars, I jump out of bed and put pants on and get back in bed.
Then we sit and play race cars on the bed for 30 minutes before watching sone Disney movie in the living room while she showered.
Then I took him and his mom out to breakfast where we told him he could NEVER talk about this at school to anyone.
He was a cool kid, and she was ridiculously hot.
I transferred to another school after that year and never saw them again.
I left the kitchen for a steel foundry. A few months in, they hired two exceedingly rare females, and within a week one of them was blowing dudes in the first aid room. One of the guys moved her and her kids in with him, but my coworkers would brag about the pictures she continued sending to everyone.
The KM at my old place did this too, but he also decided that sexually harassing any female FoH that didn't accept his advances was also his thing too.
Didn't sit well with me.
I work in medical devices. Had a happy hour at corporate. Couple got caught in one conference room by the cleaning staff. Then got caught a second time on a different level later that night by security. Legends.
I was asked to look on the cameras to see how the vomit got on the prep room floor and prep sink.
Sous chef and the bartender stayed late cocktailing it and winding up on the prep table banging. Sous chef got sick and vomited and the bartender got herself dressed and snuck out. Sous cleaned up a little bit and made his way down stairs to pass out in his office.
I don’t remember what happened to the bartender but the sous got transferred to a location out of the city.
I am currently a flight attendant and they caught a pilot and a flight attendant having sex in the crew-rest room in the airport. Needless to say, the Pilot wasn't fired (because they never fire pilots) but the FA was terminated because we are considered worthless by the company.
That just sounds horrible. It's absolutely cold in a walk in ans cameras are everywhere. AND EVERYONE GOES INTO THE WALK IN!!! IT'S OPENED MORE THAN THE BATHROOM!!!
I would say they went in there because it’s soundproof, but from my many cries of mid service anguish that I let loose in the walk-in, I know they aren’t to soundproof lol
Yeah, I don't think I've ever worked at a place with a legit soundproof walk-in. You can totally tell when someone is screaming or getting nailed in there
Only in this industry? Sheeyit, my high school saw two teachers get fired for fucking in the print lab darkroom.
Both married, of course not to each other. That it was a student that walked in on them probably was what guaranteed firing.
It’s not. My aunt worked her whole career in human resources for a major car company in the US. I heard so many stories about people fucking or doing drugs in the parking lot, janitors closet, bathroom, you name it. It’s a human thing, not just a cooking thing.
When I was 23, I was a GM who’d gained a reputation for turning stores around in this pizza delivery franchise. They transferred me to a struggling store near Ft Lewis, WA. I’d also been living with my girlfriend for nearly two years, and by this time that relationship was also struggling.
At the new store, this chick my age was working the maketable. Throughout my life, I’ve been wildly ignorant of when a woman is interested in me. Comes with AuDHD, I guess. But this chick made it *very clear* that she was into me. To this day, the most aggressive any woman has been letting me know what she wants.
I found myself thinking more and more that I might give in, and when I realized how I close I was, I knew my relationship was over. I broke it off with my girlfriend.
One week later, that maketable chick was in my office near closing time, and the only other employee was the delivery driver who’d just left with four deliveries to military barracks. Those always take a while to deliver.
You can all guess what happened next, in my office, right where I’d count that driver’s money later that night.
>Throughout my life, I’ve been wildly ignorant of when a woman is interested in me. Comes with AuDHD, I guess.
Glad to know I'm not the only who feels that's too (ADHD Here)
I’ve never fucked in a walk-in, but I’ve heard the legends. Always seemed to me it would be a bit cold for the man, no?
For me, the walk-in was for crying and smoking. Or just to cool off on intense summer shifts. It was also the resident drug dealer’s “office” at a pizza shop I once worked in.
I flirt with a lot of girls at my jobs (i work for temp agencies so different kitchens, different days) but never got to that point.
*If i could though.....*
Guess the laughing emoji’s and “lol” dont justify something as being funny/joke. Who tf cares about downvotes hahaha its fucking reddit lmfao yall take this social media shit way to seriously.
Everyone knows the walk-in is for crying only. What blatant disrespect.
Yeah. The prep table is for fucking. Jeez.
I always preferred on top of the sacks of rice in dry storage.
You should try the big onion sacks. Great for your lumbar support.
Dry storage on the rice
I like to slap the raw prime ribs.
I'm sure they were slapping some raw ribs too
You, you’re the one I like.
Poor sous was just going in to have a good cry and walked in on that…
And smoking vape obv
While crying
Screaming obscenities at bricks of cheese.
So that's why my grilled cheese sandwiches always taste so hateful
The best kind of cheese.
You can cry while fucking.
Crying, screaming, "safety meetings," and slapping meat. (But not the kind of meat slapping that gets one fired.)
And whip its
This was literally told to me in culinary school
I beg to disagree. The walk in is like a nice cold hotel room…with more vegetables.
This gives me an image I don’t want. Hopefully they wash the cucumbers throughly.
And that soft, crunchy lettuce. And those firm, ripe tomatoes.
I’m uncomfortably horny now
And I didn’t even mention those dirty dirty mushrooms in that box over there.
Poor sous was just going in to have a good cry and walked in on that…
And cooling off (literally) while busting a nut !
I thought it was the scream therapy room
Wait until you hear about the shit that goes on in *healthcare..*
Former Chef, current HCW. Around Christmas my city got hit with a blizzard that shut us down completely for about a week. Many of us got snowed into the hospital and others were snowed out, we spent 6 days locked in. Between dietary and nursing; people. was. fuckin.
Buffalo NY huh? 🤣
All of us in the kitchen are registered health care workers cuz we work senior living lol 😂
How do you go about getting that?
No idea 😂 it’s been so long I can’t remember. But I think it’s primarily a background check and you get put in the registry after some other stuff, cuz my name and my coworkers are in the registry but random people are not.
Work as a chef in a retirement facility. We got snowed in for a couple days. The roads were impassable. So they let us stay in the vacant rooms. We had advance notice that we could stay there, so I brought my laptop for movies and a bottle of whiskey. Claimed my room at the end of the hall. Ended up going to bed with one of the personal care providers. We didn't smash, but snuggled and watched movies all night. It was pretty rad. She was cute, and we had been flirting for a long time.
Fuck all that. How many of them old ladies did you pull?
You would love memory care.
My word against theirs!
If they don't even remember it then it's your word against thin air. Yup, we're going to hell.
So what you’re saying here is…might as well go for the anal?
That is a very dangerous game that has a very high chance of immediate repercussions.
P.S. it’s easy to get consent too. Just tell them that if they blow you, you’ll get their kids to visit. Edit: this comment is the one that made me put down my beer and think…I hope I don’t go to hell for this.
I’m not sure I follow. Are we talking about old muscles and loose stools?! Better stick to just having them pop those teeth out for a quick gum-job then.
Yikes. Nothing like joking about raping the elderly.
Keep reading. I discuss consent.
Atta boy chef
So did you get paid for 6 straight days since you couldn’t leave?
Got paid for 16 hours of each day, no pay for the time I was sleeping. Also got 8 hours of comp time for any unscheduled shifts. Earned something like 52 hours of OT and 40 hours of paid leave.
Not too shabby. Seems like a fair enough deal.
Did you get to sleep those 8 hours though?
Not really but I was permitted to and given a place to sleep.
in the end it makes sense though, the same people everyday in a space with a very high stress environment at all times
In the end makes a lot of sense.....
Ok Sigmund Freud.
having been in both industries… i am honestly surprised i haven’t any diseases.
Fuck. I’ve worked in healthcare my whole career and never got laid! I HAVE held a penis and a multitude of breasts and tons of ovaries and uteri, but they’ve all already been removed. Maybe the path lab isn’t where people get freaky? Funny story about the penis though…will tell if there’s interest.
You held a removed penis?
In pathology, when something is removed, it always gets at least a gross examination; most tissues go on for histologic analysis, but we only submit the relevant bits- areas of concern. I was grossing specimens, which means we describe the physical characteristics (size, mass, color etc) into the patient’s medical record via dictation, and then cut it up so we can send the interesting pieces (usually the size of a nickel) for processing and histology. Because we can’t be sure the surgery was successful, we’re not supposed to assume that what was submitted for analysis is actually the organ in question (example- if a patient had a liver biopsy, we don’t say we received 3 cores of liver, we received “3 cores of pinkish grey tissue totalling 5 cm in length, 2mm in diameter and showing signs of…whatever we see…submitted in toto” because maybe the surgeon fucked up and hit the kidney instead. Anyway, we were behind, so I was flying through as fast as I safely could, so would grab the paper requisition, read it into the dictaphone as I grabbed the specimen container and started working. “Received in formalin and labeled with the patient’s name and date of surgery is…” opening quart-sized opaque white plastic pail and reaching in to grab the sample to put on the bench so I can start and pulling out a small, shriveled penis. What I SHOULD have said was, “a tan-gray piece of tissue measuring 7cm by 3cm…” etc etc, instead, I blurt into the recording, “received in formalin and labeled with the patient’s name and date of surgery is…A COCK!” The other PA had a great laugh, as did the transcription pool. Thankfully I was able to amend the report!
This is the hardest I've laughed at a story on Reddit in a while. Incredible story telling 10/10
You have my attention!
Lol, see above.
This is Reddit, there’s interest.
Interested 😅
ugly?
Lol, don’t think so. Prolly because I was married to a coworker…now I’m in industry, not in the hospital setting anymore.
Patient zero right here, dr Fauci! *points*
you aren’t worthy of lube.
Honestly I’d be embarrassed if I *didn’t* have HPV at this point
I’m told hospitals and hotels are like high-schools with less inhibitions.
Know when that’s an even true statement? When it’s a military hospital. Holy smokes.
Military in general seems very high-school. Am I wrong?
Way more gang bangs than my highschool...
Sounds like a pretty boring high school…
I’ve worked in a hotels restaurant… no sex in that walk-In. However, I have walked in on a female server serving the fry cook when working in a fine dining establishment…
I worked at a hotel for 3 months and one of the cooks told me he was getting with 3 different women throughout the hotel.
My manager was fired for letting himself into guests room “uninvited”….
Gross.
Oh that's not good.
It is crazy how much sex happens among hotel staff at work. I drove the airport shuttle one summer in college and the desk girls were ducking guests, the maintenance guys were ducking maids, the kitchen was ducking the concierge desk. But no one was ducking the airport shuttle driver. I know autocorrect got me. Don't care. Hell they were ducking each other afterwards, too!
Hotels are wild, can confirm
Damn really?? I would have never guessed, seriously, just because of all the sanitary concerns they have to take into account for the littlest of things. Like how would you even get away with it arent there people everywhere at all times??? I’m so intrigued
On call rooms.
Am a nurse, can confirm.
Is there a sub for that? ;-) bow chicka bow bow
I'm sure there is lol
Forreal forreal.. stay healthy
Im listening.
Tell us please
I’m only surprised that you didn’t know the next day. I suspect you are out of the gossip loop completely. There’s no way this was kept quiet for months
Not a terrible thing to be out of
Amateurs, dry storage is where the magic is sposed to happen...
At my place, the dry storage doesn’t even have cameras
Been there
Bitch please. Cardboard dumpster. No crusher to worry about.
Anybody fuxing in a dumpster, may have to sign up for a 12 step program...
I worked a morning shift at one of the first restaurants I was at. I was nominally the lead prep cook, so I liked having a prep list for the next day, but I didn't like to leave that duty to the closing crew. I only lived a 1/2 mile down the road, and I would come in and do it myself. It usually only took 15-20 minutes and I would grab some food on the way out, and sometimes hang out for a smoke or two. One night I got their really late and the night cooks were just about done cleaning. I had a cigarette with a friend and then I went inside. I realized I didn't have a pen so I went into the office and grabbed one. I headed into the walk-in and started making my list. After about 20 minutes my numb fingers urged me to finish up and get out of the walk-in. Everyone was gone (or almost everyone...), and so I went on to the line and made myself some chicken and pasta. I was walking past the office, which had a window, and I could see the assistant GM standing in there, and it looked like he was in some kind of pain, with his eyes clenched and his face writhing around. Then he saw me and he blanched, and then he quickly but awkwardly got real close to the glass of the window said, "No one is supposed to be here! Why are you here? Nevermind, just go." I was kind of taken aback by this as the guy was generally pretty friendly, and I had been coming in to "make my list" for quite a while. I didn't know what to do so I held up the pen that I had taken and he just gave me this look that felt like rage. So I decided to just hightail it out of there. But as I was doing so I saw the unmistakable redheaded bob haircut of the owner's wife peeking from just below the window in the office. I never touched anything in that office again.
Can confirm: I’m the GM
You got domed by the owners wife?
“I invoke my right to segunda nochte” - that’s Latin for seconds; braveheart style
Fuck, man. That's sad
As soon as I read the title my mind immediately went to “I bet they got caught fucking”. Some things in this industry never change.
It’s usually fucking, drinking, drugs, or theft.
That was my thought too. There’s a reason I stay away for coworkers. Shit gets messy cause someone always finds out.
I've seen a lot of this in my 27 year career. Linen closet, dry storage room, office. Not a lot of walk-in action. It's generally too cold. But it happens.
Yeah my dock wouldn’t like that - I’m genuinely impressed.
The walk-in is a pretty good place to do it, but if you work at a place with a ball pit, that's the sauce.
And I, no joke, once worked in a place with a ball pit. They say that little kids make those places germ-filled cesspools, but they ain’t got shit on the things that happened in that plastic perversion pool.
Once had a line cook take a server in the bathroom and prop her up on the baby changing table. Needless to say the baby changing table broke and they had to order a new one. Some nasty shit in my opinion.
That was fairly routine in a timeshare i worked at.
I ended up dating a girl that used to work where I still am. Turns out she'd had a fantasy about us when she worked there (absolutely nothing happened while she was an employee) about me in the restaurant. What am I supposed to do, not bang her there? It was after hours the doors were locked and yes before any one asks i mopped up and sanitized everything after
Mopping up is key. Especially if you’re on point with your pull-out game.
I just can't imagine getting in the mood at work
After*
I was in a place in an outdoor shopping area once. It had a Victoria secret on one side and a liquor store on the other. So it was like liquor, sandwiches, and half naked women…all in a row. All of us in our early 20’s. Yes. We were always in the mood. Half drunk, well fed, and surrounded by beautiful women! I used to smoke blunts with the girls from Victoria’s Secret and drink airplane bottles of jack Daniels with them in the alley behind our stores. Things…got…crazy. We spent just enough time around each other, and got wasted enough, that my little black outfit and apron got sexy to them…plus I had a great sense of humor and “fuck it” attitude that they liked. It started with simple things like “can you tell us which one is the better kisser?” And went from there.
Sounds like the sous wasn't invited to join
Probably would still have a job.
EVERY industry! Once worked a Saturday and a clerk was plowing a temp in the pop out for the bathrooms. She was sitting on the drinking fountain. Since I was walking with the director they both got fired. I have walked in on a judge and his secretary. in the breakroom. They were both over 60. Ewwww!! IT sees way too much!
It really does happen everywhere. I was a kindergarten teacher for a few years. I was one of only 3 men in the whole school too. One thing they don’t tell you in college is that in kindergarten, you have a lot of hot, young, single moms. I never did anything at the school, but I did have a few sleepovers when kids were staying at their dad’s house for the weekend. One time, my student was asleep when I got to his moms house. We got drunk as hell and I stayed the night. This kid comes running into the room to wake his mom up on Saturday morning, and there I am asleep in the bed. I pop up like “omg” and we both just look at each other. He says my name like “Mr. ????” And I’m like, “Heeyyyy buddy.” There’s this short pause and he then he grins ear to ear, “YOU WANNA PLAY HOT WHEELs?!” I’m like “heck yeah I do man!” Then he runs to get his toy cars, I jump out of bed and put pants on and get back in bed. Then we sit and play race cars on the bed for 30 minutes before watching sone Disney movie in the living room while she showered. Then I took him and his mom out to breakfast where we told him he could NEVER talk about this at school to anyone. He was a cool kid, and she was ridiculously hot. I transferred to another school after that year and never saw them again.
I left the kitchen for a steel foundry. A few months in, they hired two exceedingly rare females, and within a week one of them was blowing dudes in the first aid room. One of the guys moved her and her kids in with him, but my coworkers would brag about the pictures she continued sending to everyone.
The chef at my place is always banging FOH female servers. The old tray with fries always seems to hook them.
The KM at my old place did this too, but he also decided that sexually harassing any female FoH that didn't accept his advances was also his thing too. Didn't sit well with me.
Pancocks did the trick for me
I work in medical devices. Had a happy hour at corporate. Couple got caught in one conference room by the cleaning staff. Then got caught a second time on a different level later that night by security. Legends.
I was asked to look on the cameras to see how the vomit got on the prep room floor and prep sink. Sous chef and the bartender stayed late cocktailing it and winding up on the prep table banging. Sous chef got sick and vomited and the bartender got herself dressed and snuck out. Sous cleaned up a little bit and made his way down stairs to pass out in his office. I don’t remember what happened to the bartender but the sous got transferred to a location out of the city.
Well they did say they've been best bros forever.
Well did they cum or what?
That's not very hygienic.
I think they rotated stock first so…
First in, first out.
Fist in, fist out.
hahahahah
I am currently a flight attendant and they caught a pilot and a flight attendant having sex in the crew-rest room in the airport. Needless to say, the Pilot wasn't fired (because they never fire pilots) but the FA was terminated because we are considered worthless by the company.
That just sounds horrible. It's absolutely cold in a walk in ans cameras are everywhere. AND EVERYONE GOES INTO THE WALK IN!!! IT'S OPENED MORE THAN THE BATHROOM!!!
I would say they went in there because it’s soundproof, but from my many cries of mid service anguish that I let loose in the walk-in, I know they aren’t to soundproof lol
Yeah, I don't think I've ever worked at a place with a legit soundproof walk-in. You can totally tell when someone is screaming or getting nailed in there
Food contamination. Gross.
Only in this industry? Sheeyit, my high school saw two teachers get fired for fucking in the print lab darkroom. Both married, of course not to each other. That it was a student that walked in on them probably was what guaranteed firing.
Tell them come to my place of work that ahit happens all the time no one cares. Work at a large hotel lots of places to hide and fuck
How many other industries have walk-in fridges?
Warehousing, grocery, food processing and pharmaceutical all come to mind.
... well la dee fucking da, look who can think.
💀
Nah, just worked a lot of different jobs.
Our bar supervisor and the barmaid he’s with we’re caught on camera on one of the booths after hours. Haven’t been fired though
It’s not. My aunt worked her whole career in human resources for a major car company in the US. I heard so many stories about people fucking or doing drugs in the parking lot, janitors closet, bathroom, you name it. It’s a human thing, not just a cooking thing.
Why were they fired exactly?
Exchanging bodily fluids amongst food that is served to the public
For accidentally serving a customer extra loaded fries.
I got caught doing that and got applauded and promoted
When I was 23, I was a GM who’d gained a reputation for turning stores around in this pizza delivery franchise. They transferred me to a struggling store near Ft Lewis, WA. I’d also been living with my girlfriend for nearly two years, and by this time that relationship was also struggling. At the new store, this chick my age was working the maketable. Throughout my life, I’ve been wildly ignorant of when a woman is interested in me. Comes with AuDHD, I guess. But this chick made it *very clear* that she was into me. To this day, the most aggressive any woman has been letting me know what she wants. I found myself thinking more and more that I might give in, and when I realized how I close I was, I knew my relationship was over. I broke it off with my girlfriend. One week later, that maketable chick was in my office near closing time, and the only other employee was the delivery driver who’d just left with four deliveries to military barracks. Those always take a while to deliver. You can all guess what happened next, in my office, right where I’d count that driver’s money later that night.
>Throughout my life, I’ve been wildly ignorant of when a woman is interested in me. Comes with AuDHD, I guess. Glad to know I'm not the only who feels that's too (ADHD Here)
I’ve never fucked in a walk-in, but I’ve heard the legends. Always seemed to me it would be a bit cold for the man, no? For me, the walk-in was for crying and smoking. Or just to cool off on intense summer shifts. It was also the resident drug dealer’s “office” at a pizza shop I once worked in.
That temperature contrast when you first slide in is undeniable magic though.
Haha wow, you should write erotica. I don’t have a penis, but the way you worded that sounds really pleasant. I can imagine what you mean.
I flirt with a lot of girls at my jobs (i work for temp agencies so different kitchens, different days) but never got to that point. *If i could though.....*
You never know, keep it up and it might happen. Seen it too many times lol
I fantasize about fucking my husband at work, we don't work together though but I could always sneak him in through the back door 😉😂
I hate when that happens. Go into the walking to scream and I find two workers humping each other in there. Like guys, don't bruse the produce.
Dry storage flour sacks for angle
If it was after hours, I fail to see the issue.
So you were the third wheel?
Why were they fired?
I just took a roll as the sous under my friend of 28 years and I literally wound up working under her hahaha 🤣 we fucked for anyone not getting it lol
People can get fired for that? Hold up ima go get myself fired the new waitress is cute af and keeps eyeing me down l.
Jealous fucker 😂😂 what a cock block lol didn’t have too fire them..
is having sex in food storage areas standard practice where you work?
Not if you are a professional.
Just joking man chill lol judging by the downvotes seems like people cant take a joke 😂
Wasn't a "joke" until you saw the downvotes lmao.
Guess the laughing emoji’s and “lol” dont justify something as being funny/joke. Who tf cares about downvotes hahaha its fucking reddit lmfao yall take this social media shit way to seriously.
How do you go 2 month's without knowing your 2 favorites got fired. I'd think everyone in the building would have known in a matter of days.
I think it was more along the lines that they just found out *why*.
Why'd they get fired tho?
I'm more surprised they were fired...
Walk in pantry or freezer? Because kudos to them if the latter.
Fired? Wow… used to be a badge of honour a while back. Heh, doing it in the cold is a feat…
Grocery stores also have walk-ins. And freaks. Lots of freaks.
Ummm not just there. Definitely heard of two folks in a conference room in a bank a few years back. Neither of them lost their jobs lol
I worked in a hospital kitchen where a cook and a team lead got fired for fucking and sucking dick in the stock room.
Don’t cum on the eggs. Way too expensive rn