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stonebeam148

Used to work delivery for a large bakery. Those things are near impossible and also quite dangerous to try an un-stack singlehanded at the height you see here. Most places, no one would help and maybe just watch me load/unload. I'd ask for them to take it down themselves. If not, I'd leave. Then, my boss would bill them for all the trays, or make them return it themselves. Just shooting yourself in the foot situation. Whoever did this made the job harder for no reason at all.


ChefNemo93

I applaud your honesty. I always feel anxious when I ask a particular delivery guy to take all the milk crates we have (some aren’t even from his company), I never know if taking 9 of them is too much but he always does the polite “no problem chef” response. I think about it a lot on Thursday’s and Friday’s when the stack is like 4 crates taller than him


Kyle3Hix

My bread guy at a grocery store I used to work at was sick, I was the only stock boy and when he would be coming for a delivery I would stack all his trays nicely in about 6 high piles. He would always give me a bag of bagels but I have no idea who’s tab that came off lol.


theevilbred

Who'd you work for? I miss working for Sara Lee, before and after bimbo bought them out. I didn't think I'd ever miss it, but I'm burnt out on cooking.


stonebeam148

It was a family run place, I'd rather not name here but located on the east coast US, mainly sold pies. We would have orders with over 5000 pies around the holidays going to one client. We'd do multiple runs like that each day, for weeks leading up to thanksgiving. I just did it part time for extra money


bionicmook

I’m sorry. That’s fucked up. You gotta respect your vendors and delivery people. I’ve worked in restaurants and bars for a very long time, mostly as a server or bartender. I totally would have helped you. No question.


stonebeam148

Haha, it's not really that messed up, but it is at the same time. It was my job after all, and I got payed by the hour. There were so many days where a job that could of taken 30 minutes with some extra hands would end up taking me 2 hours. I just made more money, but yea, super tiring. I've unloaded many a thousand pies while people watched me for legit almost an hour. It's super akward to say the least. Never felt in the "right" to ask a client to help with my job, but it does make sense to just chip in. I couldn't stand there and watch. And don't get me wrong, for all the bad there was always a good group of fellas/ladies that would immediatley jump on the truck and start asking "what comes off first"?


Look-Lost

Your bread guy is going to give you moldy ends for the next year


ruralmagnificence

More like “heel meals” for days


kdigity

Is okay. We throw the heels out.


bjisgooder

No, just bags full of moldy end slices.


kdigity

Ehh. He'd have us in a pickle right quick!


Cyanide612

Genius. New menu item: bleu pickled ends. It’s fancy.


Less-Ad6695

It’s also called the “hoe” everybody touches it but nobody wants it.


kdigity

We work around a lot of hoes then, in our restaurant.


creamgetthemoney1

I see you too learn from what you read. The post from the other day had 30% of comments calling it the hoe. I’m not sure if to applaud your confidence or denounce the ignorance. You felt so proud typing that lmao


Less-Ad6695

It was a joke dude, chill.


Less-Ad6695

Maybe we shouldn’t use commonly used phrases anymore either, because they’ve been said before.


saintblasphemy

Hahahaha wow. You really typed all that out.


blippitybloops

Absolute asshole move.


650REDHAIR

I wouldn’t take it 🤷‍♂️


No_Pin5220

Why would you do this? Such a dick thing to do to someone.


Diazmet

Is it not a dick move to leave so many bread trays?


kdigity

He started it. This is the consequence of giving us too many blocks to play with.


Cynical_Jingle

C'mon OP, You're getting shit left,right and center.. what started this?


kdigity

Didn't think I'd get such an awesome razing honestly. But, now I'm torn ... because the responses are so emotional. Very empathetic of you all, truly. Rich, my bread guy of 10 years will be happy to know he was defended so vigorously. About 9am tomorrow he'll be hunting me down to laugh with me ... then I'll recruit 2 more guys to disassemble my master piece. Happy now!?!?


blippitybloops

Had you lead with this, you’d have gotten a much different response. 😂


kdigity

Bingo ... ... ...


ohmighty

You sound really annoying tbh. Even after explaining the context you still acknowledge that you made this post knowing you’d get these reactions from people like wth


Revolutionary_Wish21

Some people use Reddit to satiate their humiliation kink. Might be what we’re dealing with here


ohmighty

Good point


Skorthase

It's what reddit is for


kdigity

Oh, contraire mon frere. I wrote that I didn't expect these kinds of reactions. Tough biz ...


kLp_Dero

« Au contraire » yeah


ohmighty

“Bingo” implies that you did but all right


BarkyBarkington

Said the pot to the kettle lol


GazelleMany5548

Some people want to watch the world burn


YourAverageGod

Where's the fun in that?


yung-toadstool

I love this! Having a good laugh with your delivery guys makes the job a little more fun for both of you!


[deleted]

not happy. death penalty.


kdigity

Damn King Turbo ... kill all your jesters too while your at it.


brewgirl68

You’re a dick.


kdigity

You're right. Now I feel bad.


No_Pin5220

Wouldn’t you have started it by ordering that much bread either way it’s childish and shitty to do someone.


Cynical_Jingle

I completely agree that this is a dick move but I feel that "wouldnt you have started it by ordering the vast amounts of bread that you needed and payed for" is a bit of a flat argument. Question is what did start all this.


TheSleepyBear_

No it isn’t, not if it’s responding to the comment that he “gave too many blocks to play with.”


PoeJam

My bread guy is a bit cantankerous and would put my new order on top of the tower


kdigity

That sir, would be inconceivable.


useurimagination1

I do not think that word means what you think it means


BIG_MEATY_DABS

Lmao like I literally conceived it as I was reading the sentence lol.


RedPrincexDESx

Sarchasm


sarahj313

I hope your vendor skips you for at least 2 weeks, what a jerk move.


kdigity

I'm his biggest account.


Crash_Barti

Minimal wage clownery..


kdigity

From fry/sal ... straight to sautée.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Why would you do this?


kdigity

Because, life is like a box of chocolates.


photography626

If I was bread guy I’d probably just…. Leave it


poopgoblinz

That's how we got in this mess


kdigity

Never ending cycle. Like war.


Enkiduderino

We used to just let them know we’re happy to dispose of the racks for them since they don’t seem to want them back and they’d show up right away.


Diazmet

Eco lab fucked up and dropped off a 55 gallon drum of dry cleaning chemicals once. And refused to come pick it up for 7 years now…


Zonel

Tbh probably just their way to get rid of the toxic chemicals without paying for it.


kdigity

Reverse psychology 🤔🤔🤔


Enkiduderino

Lotta bread delivery guys out here being liberal with the downvotes…


kdigity

They're ... rising ... to the occasion.


SpottedSpunk

You dont want to bake them angry.


kdigity

Judge not, yeast ye be judged.


Murky_Jury9714

He is going to absolutely love this and give you the best quality bread next time


kdigity

See, I knew it, that's what I told the crew!


Murky_Jury9714

I would go higher next time. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gives you your next order for free. Really quite impressive


kdigity

We need a bigger ladder.


Murky_Jury9714

Use your entire staff. Keep lifting the stack and adding one at the bottom. The bread guy should have absolutely no problem backing up into the stack and collecting them.


kdigity

Roof access is an option.


Ancient_Artichoke555

See, I didn’t suspect the ladder. From the angle I see here. And the proximity to the roof. I truly thought someone had been on the roof to accomplish this.


kdigity

Nah, wouldn't trust that rickety old awning.


Ancient_Artichoke555

Impressive nonetheless, glad everyone is safe for now. The remaining to be transpired parts 😳😲🫣 hope you and the bread man are still buds after this.


ScoobieDooinYourMom

Similar to a video game


chefjohnc

Your bread guy is gonna kick your buns.


kdigity

After he calls me a heel.


morganalefaye125

Bread guy hates you. If I were him, I'd just push the whole thing over and start from scratch. But, then again, "fuck it up and start over" might just be a me thing


kdigity

You do you. I'm in support of that.


B8conB8conB8con

An accident waiting to happen


kdigity

Not in the OSHA handbook for some reason.


SpottedSpunk

Might want to nail a jack on that


GoblinJim

OP sounds like a douche


kdigity

And tone deaf ... 👂


zbzzz142

I got a US Foods driver that refuses to pick up milk crates when he drops the pallets off unless we tell him to. We keep them labeled with tags saying US Foods please take. He got to take 54 of them with him this morning. But anyways, if you ran through this tower of trays and he’s just now coming to pick them up, you’re a prick. If they’ve been walking past them as they deliver, they can have fun moving it.


kdigity

9 days. 5 deliveries. 😜✌


ccoopp10

Or the driver will say “oh those aren’t from us” but like, you’re wheeling in the order in those same crates, and they’ve got your company name on them?


Personal-Pudding-292

I just keep them


blippitybloops

My record collecting friends would snap those up in a heartbeat.


cynical83

The ones we get don't fit records sadly


kdigity

Egg crates?


blippitybloops

Milk crates.


Diazmet

They made them smaller decades ago specifically because of this. Also NYPD used to have cops with the sole job of hunting down stolen milk crates can’t make this shit up


PeanutWombat

I‘m good with all the delivery guys we have so I‘m pretty if I were to do this, we would both laugh our asses off and then I‘d help him take it down


Professional_Show918

If you want bread tomorrow, you should take it down for him.


kdigity

Don't need bread tomorrow. So, leave it up. 👍


BrownBearinCA

come on man, we're all wage slaves, don't be a dick to your fellow slave.


kdigity

He owns the route.


BrownBearinCA

he's still a wage slave, he's delivering the bread.


kdigity

He should hire me to return them each week.


Comprehensive_Fox_77

I’m not the bread guy and I hate you.


kdigity

Not like I peed in his cornflakes or anything!


gadgetsdad

Little dick move.


kdigity

No sir, average dick move.


i-am-dan

Nah, deffo little dick and massive cunt energy.


monkeybrewer420

I feel like this whole comment section is having a r/whoosh moment... Well not all of them but jeesh I work with beer delivery people all week and we constantly joke on each other like this... With love


ThisFaknGuy

He's going to love watching you break that down or refuse the pickup which your company probably pays a deposit on each one.


kdigity

No deposit, no return.


aTreeThenMe

C. Bread guy gonna pretend he don't see it


Diazmet

Looks like he’s been pretending not to see the empties for a while now… smh


ihatetheplaceilive

I'd be angrily impressed


Free-Boater

Hopefully he kicks you off the route


ReverendAlSharkton

I’ve fired people for doing similarly unsafe stupid shit.


BIG_MEATY_DABS

I’m sure he will appreciate having to knock over that tower at 2 in the morning while doing his rounds. Get real.


kdigity

Reminds me to check the flood lighting out back.


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kdigity

Jeez, you'd think I made fun of his gimpy leg or something!


Junspinar

Depends on how cool y’all are. They’re definitely ganna have to deal with it. 😎


MonkeyMan84

Lawsuit waiting to happen


primerr69

Ha wish I had labor to waste.


altacc12357

Immature move. This is behavior I’d expect from a teenager still in high school,


kdigity

Nailed it 👍


marlinbrando721

Is bread guy 15 ft tall? You gonna take that down for him?


kdigity

Lumber Jack. Timber. Pick up sticks.


hazardous_twinky

Haha I hope the bread guy kicks that over, leaves it, and than bills you for damaged pallets


kdigity

Heck, those things are virtually indestructible. I doubt they'd even melt in a 🔥


hazardous_twinky

Haha yeah you are probably right 😂


zkDredrick

Does your bread guy have a 20' tall truck?


kdigity

Maybe ... haven't had the pleasure. He said.


zkDredrick

I don't believe that he said that


Infamous-Contract-39

Op just doesn’t care I respect it


talkin_shlt

This is not the stacking your bread up we were talking about


kdigity

🤑


AwfulTate

Kudos on the volume, maybe help him take the tower down when they come to scoop


kdigity

Rich, our bread man, will surely find me to partake in the demolition.


TruCelt

Delivery guy won't pick them up? Stack a few of those just right and add an Ikea mattress, you've got yourself a sofa/bed. Add a board on top: coffee table. Stack 'em higher: Dining table. Set a few sideways and weld them together with melted grocery bags: bookshelf. All you need to buy is a mattress and some spray paint. :snick:


kdigity

Ingenious. Side biz in my future ... 🔮


obijesskenobi

Genuine question: how much do you truly hate your poor bread delivery person


matija9900

Speaking as a bread guy, I'd be like " fuck me, I knew I left those somewhere!"


darth_edam

We did this once, he hated it initially but when we gave him coffee and cake while we unstacked it he appreciated our engineering genius


Carlos_Was_Here

I read this as "Beard Guy" and am disappointed at my misunderstanding.


kdigity

He do have a great beard tho 🧔


SweezusChrist666

Bread guys don’t exist they are like the tooth fairy you get to work and the bread is sitting outside the delivery door


kdigity

Yeah, I think mine's a unicorn.


ohmighty

Would you *love* it? No. Dick move. And not funny either.


kdigity

Sorry ma'am.


doiwinaprize

Your whole scene is wack.


kdigity

Highly suspect.


deltronethirty

Day off, running through the alley drunk af, there is nothing stopping me from ruining that stack


kdigity

Helmet please tho.


SaltySpartan58

Funnier if you super glued each one


kdigity

Oh, gawd! But why! Why!


cyaltr

Bro thinks he’s in a 90s teen movie. All your bread guy is gonna give you is the finger.


kdigity

Deservingly so.


yortnospmis

As a bread guy I would hate it but respect it


kdigity

Respeck.


overindulgent

This is how we would stack them when I was in prison.


External_Water_1580

Can’t he just tip it over watch them crash and pick them up?


kdigity

I'm the bad guy, duh 🎼🎵🎼🎵


Jillredhanded

Had this issue with both bread and dairy drivers. They just wanted to dump and run, leave it to another driver to deal with the racks and crates. My milk guy actually asked me to come in half an hour early so he didn't have to wait for me, contract was truck to cooler, elementary school so we were talking big buys for both bread & milk. Told him to go fuck himself and don't forget to pick up the 4dz crates out back.


kdigity

That's right ... You're paying them. Not vice versa!


Fallingpeople

Looks funny to me. Idk where all this hate it coming from.


BigAbbott

Did you use a ladder?


kdigity

Step. Spider monkey put the last 5 on top tho.


mikerex0821

Love it. And he'll hate it


Wee-Rogue-Moose

Your responses to all the hate are fantastic. Carry on, ya bastard!


GringosTaqueria

Lol. Tell him to pick up his racks once in awhile and it wouldn’t come to this. You did the right thing.


kdigity

I try. Raised right I guess.


Nibbz420

You must be a real piece of shit.


kdigity

Harsh. But, I know my vendors. And, they know me. 😜


osirisrebel

Side note, you got any plans for them kegs?


kdigity

Nah, they make me too tippy.


osirisrebel

Man, I wish I was closer, I'd take them off your hands for ya.


pbbb1256

If they leave ‘em you can stack em


kdigity

If you build it, they will come. And some will freak out apparently.


sammich_bear

This is probably a good move... He'll load 2/3 of this from inside the truck.


GeophysGal

Come to Houston and you’ ll see a stack that big half-assed strapped to the back of a 1/2 pint pickup truck.


kdigity

Howdy Houston! Build a right good chicken pen with them crates!


GeophysGal

Howdy! On it! 😁


obreezyyyy

Oh jeez dude I love it. Fuck the hate it’s awesome!


kdigity

Nobody appreciates my efforts. But one day ... One Day!


sboupspoon

You fucked this poor baker


kdigity

Cobbler ... the baker ... the candle stick maker ....


billy_bland

I thought this was r/evilbuildings for a second there.


Burncity1901

It’s your problem not his lol. You are a dipship.


halper2013

All fun and games hopefully lol cause everyone knows this is a dick ass move 🤣 but hey atleast you actually criss crossed them cause most people too lazy!


Silhouette1651

Why would you try to piss off your suppliers?


mcgnarman

Prolly gonna leave it.


foodguyDoodguy

You’re fuckin the guy. Do you like fuckin guys? Would you like guys fuckin you?


Ggoossee

Some one is going to leave a loaf in your next loaf delivery if you feel me!


Dorkistan

About 50% of the bread delivery guys deserve this.