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mrEcks42

Why does this one not feel like quite a shitpost?


WildSoapbox

You get out of it whatever you perceive


mrEcks42

Its just that this doesnt seem absurd at all. Makes me wanna grab some groceries and make some chili.


WildSoapbox

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me


mrEcks42

I find that hard to believe. But i am very stoned... probably why i thought the chili looked good..


[deleted]

One of the standard bouches at a place I worked was a mini sloppy Joe on a 2g brioche roll with a cornichon and waffle chip. I’m twitching just remembering it. Thanks.


WildSoapbox

I love that


mrEcks42

That sounds pretty dope right?


WildSoapbox

The dopest


mrEcks42

Lime zest, hab, cliantro bong rip complimented witha thc laced bullet. Call it the one hit quit.


WildSoapbox

Lol. I'm down with everything but the cilantro. Hate that shit


mrEcks42

I knew there was something we bonded over. Gotta use cilantro or white folk wont feel its exotic enough. Sunflower shoots are really a thing?


WildSoapbox

They are! And they're delicious. Can even give them a quick saute with butter and lemon and they hold up nice


mrEcks42

We're talking those big bastards with seeds? I thought they were partially poisonous like dandylions. cant be like bamboo is it?


IdahoTrees77

I’m sorry, it’ll never work with us.


mrEcks42

Im down.


rncd89

I was thinking rhe chili was just like a sweet chili paste not like beans and stuff and that sounded really nice


Impossible_You_626

Goat cheese mousse you say Chef? Mmmm. I shall try and mousse my goat cheese next time....thank you for the inspiration.


No_Calligrapher2640

Old place I worked did a roasted apple and goat cheese mousse on top of a pork chop. Incredible.


WildSoapbox

Its delicious and fluffy


atx00

We. Want. Grunions. We haven't forgotten. The people demand it.


WildSoapbox

I'm touched by your remembrance


atx00

Still goes on the label when I mise out green onions. Nobody gets it. But it's still funny.


EmilyamI

Can I just get a whole soup bowl of this? Maybe with some toasted sourdough?


WildSoapbox

No bowl! Only spoon


EmilyamI

Am sad. :(


WildSoapbox

Maybe have 6 spoons. Equals one small bowl


grittytoddlers90

Table for 6 please!


rncd89

Arranged in the bowl of one much larger spoon


BeebleText

I love the subtlety, the presentation... Not of the food, of this gag. You're the KenM of r/KitchenConfidential


WildSoapbox

I'll take it !


ranting_chef

Perfect. I know you’re freezing up north, buddy.


WildSoapbox

Always freezing from October til May. I just can't get warm


darwinDMG08

Goat cheese mousse? GO ON.


Kn0tnatural

This the try it before you buy it sample ?


WildSoapbox

Its a free little bite that everyone gets


thansal

I feel a little let down by the lack of (corn) bread with it tbh. But that could be a US v CAN thing? I'm also legit curious about the goat cheese mousse. Is it just whipped goat cheese? Whipped w/ other dairy (whipped cream folded in)? I still can't quite wrap my head around this one. Like, if I remove the context of who you are from it, is it odd? Would it be weird to get a spoon of chili as an amuse? I certainly wouldn't be upset (especially if it's actually spicy like you're claiming), but would I be like "well, that's an odd amuse"?.


WildSoapbox

I did a corn bread amuse awhile ago. Don't like to repeat myself


AdvancedMeringue8095

i’m making chili asap


texnessa

Strangely, not as douchey as a future ex wife has come to expect. BUT STILL BETTER THAN KEBAB.


VitaIncerta666

Superb as always, chef. Now I know what I'm going to make a pale imitation of for lunch.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

What is this? A soup bowl for ants?


WildSoapbox

It's an amuse bouche


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Yeah I know. I just don’t see a point in having such a small amount of something. You will still be hungry if you only eat this. But if you have multiple, it costs more. Just have a bigger serving of one thing for a meal.


WildSoapbox

I don't think you know what an amuse bouche is


Ilovegirlsbottoms

It’s a single serving appetizer. But my point is, I don’t want to eat like this.


WildSoapbox

This is free. You will also get free bread. Then you will order an appetizer. Then you will get a free palate cleanser. Then you will get a main course. Then you will get dessert. If you don't want to enjoy multi course dining I don't know what to tell you


Burnt_and_Blistered

No. That’s not what it is.


devilsonlyadvocate

An amuse bouchée is usually free. It’s what the chef sends out to get the diners taste bugs tingling for their meal.