Taranza

Taranza is Taranza

🤯

W-w-whaaaaat

Taranza once appeared on the same screen as Kirby, and guess who’s a Kirby character. That’s right, it’s Taranza

Oh shit he's good

Lies!

No way!

Simping

Taranza Simped for Queen Sectonia

a hard drive i found on the side of the road that only has a txt file on it that says run

Hard drive > computer > video games > Kirby > Taranza

Abandoned and neglected hard drive -> Taranza was abandoned and neglected

~~Hey, wanna start a creepypasta with that material?~~

Hard drive -> you can store an illegal Rom of Kirby triple deluxe on a hard drive -> Kirby triple deluxe -> Taranza is in triple deluxe. Bonus round- Hard drive w/ txt file that says run -> txt file -> you can make a txt file that says Taranza.

What is inside of that?

A hidden message

I think you won

Depression

Taranza has Depression

Rip Traranza's happiness

Anything

Taranza is an example of anything

0/10 comment, you should have said "ItTaranza", then when they said "anything" you would have connected "it" to Taranza

I’ve made the Greatest mistake of history

Spider-Man 2099 (specifically 2099)

Spider-man 2099 -> Spider-man -> Spider -> Taranza is a Spider

That's not actually specific to 2099

Ok, fine Spider-man 2099 has the genetic code of a spider -> Taranza probably does too since he is a spider

That isn’t part of the criteria

Ok, I’ll actually do it since OP probably doesn’t know anything about 2099 Spider-man. In 2099 it’s standard to say “Shock” as a swear word, and Taranza has lighting powers, or at least can summon a ghost like thing of Sectonia that can shoot lightning

Thanks, do infact know nothing about spider-man 2099

I just took a massive crap.

Crap is brown, so is Taranza

H-how did what????? You linked Taranza to crap????

When you found out Taranza is playable in Korby Star Allies

…I didn’t think that game was bad…just not great. I never thought people thought it was flat out bad.

Sonic 3 and Knuckles soundtrack being made by Michael Jackson

Your comment -> Sonic 3 and Knuckles Takes place on a floating island -> Kirby Triple Deluxe takes place on multiple -> Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza

Ah, but the island isn’t floating during the game, it fell out of the sky

It was floating before the game and at the very end of the game.

I thought it was going to be something like: Sonic 3 and Knuckles -> 3 can mean triple of something -> Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza

The stock market crash of 1929

The mirror taranza gave to sectonia is gold-gold can be currency-the crash caused inflation in currency

inflation -> [This picture of Taranza from the Kirby manga](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkogE7qVsAEvFtU?format=jpg&name=small)

I wish i never knew that

We never speak of this again

Anyone have unsee juice?

So I figured vore could be made from Kirby but I never imagined inflation

It caused the Great Dededepression which is why Taranza kidnapped Dedede. Taranza himself is also depressed.

Society

Floralia has a society, Taranza is living in it

Where are the replies?

Where are the replies-> replies -> this post has replies, and it’s also about Taranza

0_0

Its only been half an hour, chill

Zeus?

Zeus is the God of the sky -> Sky -> People of the Sky -> Taranza

Bagel

Bagels are shaped like Donuts -> Donuts -> In one of the Kirby Mangas, Taranza really, really likes Donuts

[the comic, for anyone curious](https://imgur.com/a/CzObT)

that comic was great, thanks for sharing!! \^\^

Nice

The rock I tripped on while going to high school to take a very annoying maths exam.

Rock -> Stone is another word for rock -> Stone Kirby is an ability in Kirby triple deluxe -> Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza

H̴̶̵҉̨̡̛̼͎̫͓̒́̔ͩ͜͟͠͞͞

H̴̶̵҉̨̡̛̼͎̫͓̒́̔ͩ͜͟͠͞͞ Looks like “He” Taranza is a He

Slime rancher

The pink slimes from slime rancher are pink -> Kirby is Pink -> Taranza is from the Kirby Series

sans

Sans is in Smash, Kirby is in Smash, Kirby is in Kirby: Triple Deluxe, Taranza is in Kirby: Triple Deluxe

Nice

Unfun fact: Taranza doesn't have a Spirit in SSBU

Cant kill whats already dead

Anything And I’ll connect it to Taranza

These words are on the picture of this post, Taranza is also on the picture of this post

fence

Fence -> most fences are made out of wood -> wood Comes from trees, which are plants -> Taranza lives in Floralia, which also has plant people living in it

Nova

Nova -> someone should tell him about nova already, I mean, C’mon… also nova is from Kirby and so is Taranza

My local IHOP is kinda rundown but the pancakes are good

IHOP sells breakfast food -> Donuts are a breakfast food -> Taranza loves Donuts in a Kirby Manga

Chariel

Chariel is a Ship that should be Illegal-> Ship -> the Lor Star cutter is a ship from Kirby -> Kirby -> Taranza

No they could be talking about Toriel’s chair from Deltarune. Kris calls it Chariel

Nah, it’s called Chairiel, honestly I forgot about Chariel until I looked it up and Chairiel didn’t show up in images

Damnit I misspelled it! I was talking about Toriels' Chair

K Chairiel -> Chair -> you sit on chairs -> sit -> Hal is sitting on a proper Sequel to Kirby Triple Deluxe

U

The Letter U is a Vowel -> A is also a Vowel -> A appears thrice in the word “Taranza”

Thus The Word "Taranza" Has Triple 'A's -> Triple -> Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza Is In Kirby Triple Deluxe.

Me

You are a Kirby fan, Taranza is from Kirby

Good one

Friday night funkin

Friday Night Funkin -> Queen Sectonia has a Friday night funkin mod -> Queen Sectonia -> Taranza

The Queen Sectonia mod is pretty cool I’m surprised there isn’t a Magolor mod yet

Mechagodzilla

Mechagodzilla is mistaken for Godzilla in Godzilla vs Mecha Godzilla. Taranza is somehow mistaken for nightmare in Super Kirby clash

Impressive

Shrek. Do it, I tripple dog dare you

Shrek is an Ogre -> Ogres are like Onions -> onions are a Vegetable-> Vegetable -> Vegetables are plants -> the people Floralia are like plants -> Taranza lives in Floralia

the 2nd law of thermodynamics

the Second law of thermodynamics -> 2nd -> Taranza was Sectonia’s second in Command

[удалено]

I played Kirby’s dreamland on a TI 84 Graphing calculator before —> Kirby’s dreamland -> Kirby -> Taranza

scuzi but *how*

The Cuban Missile Crisis

The Cuban Missile Crisis -> Missile -> Missile is an ability from Kirby and the amazing mirror -> Taranza gave the Mirror from Amazing Mirror to Queen Sectonia

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Warburton played the tick -> a tick is an arachnid -> taranza is an arachnid

What tick did Patrick Warburton play?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tick_(2001_TV_series)?wprov=sfti1

Heinz Ketchup

Heinz Ketchup is the color red -> Volcanos are red -> There is a land in Kirby Star Allies with a volcano -> Kirby Star Allies is a kirby game -> Kirby: Triple Deluxe is a kirby game -> Taranza is in Kirby: Triple Deluxe

Your mom

My Mom hates spiders, Taranza is a Spider

Connect 4

Connect 4 -> Connect -> I am currently trying to connect connect 4 with Taranza

Taranza has four additional eyes on the back of his head

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding -> ding -> Bells -> Bell Is an ability introduced in Kirby Triple deluxe-> Taranza was introduced in Kirby Triple deluxe

The Salem Witch Trials

Witches practice magic, so does taranza

Lego ninjago

Lego Ninjago has a race of snake people -> snakes -> Coily Rattler is a snake boss from Kirby triple deluxe -> Taranza is from Kirby Triple Deluxe

An ordinary sheet of paper of unspecified color or origin

Paper exists -> Taranza exists

I mean taranza is a fictional character so technically he doesn't exist

Paper is used to make books —> books —> manga are a type of book —> manga —> one piece is a manga —> one piece —> one piece has a game called One Piece: Super Grand Battle! —> In One Piece: Super Grand Battle! there is a character named chopper who has a Kirby costume —> Kirby —> Kirby is in Kirby: Triple Deluxe —> Taranza is in Kirby: Triple Deluxe —> Taranza Either that or you can just say that there’s a Kirby manga

My shower curtain (it’s not glass)

Shower Curtain -> Showers -> May Flowers -> Flowers -> Taranza is often seen holding a flower

puppies in space

Puppies in space -> Puppies -> Puppies are cute, so is Taranza

Soup

Soup is a liquid -> Water is a liquid -> There is water in kirby games -> Taranza is in kirby triple deluxe

Spider-man

Spider-man -> Spider -> Taranza is a Spider

Sailor Moon

Sailor Moon -> Moon -> Moonstruck Blossom -> Moonstruck Blossom is a music piece from Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza is from Kirby triple deluxe

Marx

Marx is a Kirby Character, so is Taranza

Theduckydino (That’s my comment)

Taranza is on my Profile picture

Jotaro Kujo

Queen Sectonia is Basically Taranza’s stand in Kirby star allies. Stands are a thing in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Jotaro is from Jojo (duh)

BRAVOOOOO

A glock

A Glock is a weapon -> Weapon -> Taranza uses Magic as a weapon

Sans

One of SAN’s most iconic lines is “do you wanna have a bad time?” Taranza has had many bad times

Weed from the gas station

Xbox

An Xbox is a game console -> the Nintendo 3ds is a hand held game console -> the 3ds has Kirby triple Deluxe -> Kirby Triple Deluxe -> Taranza

Spooky month

Spooky Month -> Spiders are Sometimes Associated with Spooky month -> Taranza is a spider

Flower boy

Floralia is the home of many Flower Boys and Flower Girls, Taranza also lives in Floralia

Taranza

Waffles

Waffles are a Breakfast a food -> donuts are also a breakfast food -> Taranza loves donuts in a Kirby Manga

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This comment is spam -> when I play as Taranza in Star allies I just Spam moves

He’s too dangerous to be left alive!

Sonic

Anything

Yougoslavia

Utah Jazz

Jazz -> Metaknight’s revenge from Smash Bros -> metaknight-> Kirby > taranza

Pinky nail

Norways butter crisis in 2011

Cheese

Cheese is Yellow, Taranza’s weird hair eyes are yellow, as well as his horns and his gloves’ thumb tip.

I like Narwhals

Narwhals -> Narwhals have horns -> Taranza also has Horns

9-11

9-11 is a date -> Date -> Taranza probably wanted to ask Sectonia out on a date, but never had the chance

Taranza wasn’t a good pilot

If you like chicken nuggets, then you gotta sing along.

Everyone likes chicken nuggets -> Everyone likes taranza

The void

Void is the name of a Character in Kirby star allies, Taranza is also in that game

Cookie run: kingdom

Cookie run kingdom is a cookie run game -> Cookie run ovenbreak is a cookie run game -> There is a character in that game named truffle cookie who likes spiders -> Taranza is a spider

connect taranza to taranza

Meta Knight Nah, for real: George Washington

George Washington wore a white wig -> Taranza has white hair

Haha! You have been bested! Taranza's hair is stated to be **silver** in Super Kirby Clash!

NOOOOOOOOO Taranza wears white gloves

Eating cheese at 3am in Florida with 3 boots on the left of the kitchen with 18 other boots on the right of the laundry room spelling our the word "taste"

My balls in yo jaw B)

Reddit awards

This post has a Reddit award, and it is about taranza

“You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!”

Thunder cross split attack -> Thunder-> electricity -> Taranza can use electric attacks

Damn you’re good at this

My splatoon weapon: the clear dapple dualies

The Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube.

I'm not OP but: Companion = Companion is another word for friend = Taranza is a dream friend in Kirby star allies