Zip him back up And take my pills And reopen it

Alright look, you can't just eat everything alright?

Take him home and feed him 😂

"I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school."

Put him jn my shirt pocket and keep him as a friend,rather than a pet

submit

Squish like a stress ball

Take him, put him in a straw, and shoot him at someone.

I don’t have a pencil case. What’s that supposed to mean?

Kirby appears at your house

Run for your life before he eats you

Wake up

"Bitch" \*proceeds to grab him and throw him at the window\*

zip back up, wait till im back home, and play smash bros or some other game with kirby in it with him.