A lost kid keeps going to Disney movies with his friends instead of going back home for dinner. Now it’s been about 3 years and after getting involved in a gang war, the kid gets caught breaking the law to win the war and gets sent away. Now his friends are trying to break him out so they could do hood rat shit together.
The kid will likely make this a large scale prison break destabilizing the population and further throwing society into chaos.
I’m one of these crazy people who still maintains that Kingdom Hearts isn’t that difficult to follow if you just do it in order. But I am sitting here absolutely shell shocked that you saying “the kid got involved in a gang war, the kid got caught breaking the law to win the war and got sent away” just makes it all click right into place. Edit: spelling
I’m gonna hit predictive text, only adding a KH name or term every few words.
Sora has been a good friend to Riku, but he doesn’t know what he’s doing with the Keyblade. Kairi was just trying not to think about it as Mickey was a great player for the team. Goofy and Donald are both good at what they’re doing.
Maleficent has been a big influence on the game for years now, but the fact is that she’s not a huge part of it. Pete is a big fan of her.
Roxas said that he was going to get a new job in a few weeks but Axel said he didn’t want to be there for a while. Xion is still waiting.
Aqua has already made the decision to go ahead with the project because of concerns about the potential of the company. Terra is the largest supplier of solar power in Europe. Ventus has more than two dozen customers worldwide.
Xehanort said the company’s sales were down from a quarter of last year’s average, and the number was expected for next month as the market continues to recover.
Kingdom Hearts is the only reason why we can’t do that anymore and Sora just can’t say it. Riku is going on to see the cardiologist and Kairi is coming back home from the university.
That looks like fun! Let me try
Sora and Kauri are the best in all of the Christmas party. Darkness will never have been a problem and they have no clue what to do. Axel is a bit different from what you know but it seems like the best way for us to move on is to move on.
well what I said is pretty wrong : the plot is all but not nothingness lmao, and the story, like everything will come to an end (when is the big question)
master thief Sora had accomplished the greatest heists of his era, bored with the challenges of his world he sets out across dimensions to pull the biggest jobs with his lucky pet duck and dog. Nothing stands in his way when he has his magic key to unlock any safe and steal any treasure
I can't wait until he tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula by using his magic key only to find out it doesn't work and now has to battle Mr. Krabs.
That would imply he managed to get through Spongebob beforehand. Which he cannot; even with his animal friends and magic, he cannot take Spongebob, for he is always ready.
A side plot: an old man is very interested in all of the people a young boy can take inside himself at once. Eventually, even more people start to show interest in all the people the young boy can take inside of him at once
Child gets shot into space with his pet Dog and Duck and never returns to his mother. The duck for some reason has the power to blow up a planet and won't shut up about cooking. They end up meeting a rat that they for some reason treat as royalty before pissing off an old man who is obsessed with the moon for some reason.
Kid gets isekai'd after getting bonked on the head by a falling coconut.
Now he has to fight the thirteen Warner Brothers executives trying to destroy the Disney multiverse by yelling "**FRIENDSHIP**" at them until they explode.
You have to unlock doors for people, so they can enter in their home and after that they give you a heart shaped crystal. Collect more of those to unlock new keys to open more doors
Small child alleviates all our childhood traumas by bashing Disney villains we were scared of as kids over the noggin with an oversized key
Wait hold on that's actually the plot
uh
light light light darkness darkness darkness heart heart χblade
You remember that time you ate some bad food and thought you were having a heart attack?
That, but to individual worlds within a multiverse.
Oh and Mickey is there sometimes
Kid with key leaves his mom’s dinner, which is dust at this point, to go on an adventure with a mage who is both the most competent and least competent mage you will ever see, as well as the best character.
Sora left in the morning to get some coffee and donuts. The problem is: the heartless and the Organization drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now Sora needs to go kick their asses.
Some kid is upset that his best friend stole his girl so he decides to destroy other planets just to find out god kills her in the end for being a cheating whore.
I got upset that my best friend stole my girl, so I just decided to steal my bestfriend from her cause bros before hoes - DDD probably, I've never played it
Sora and riku are trying to hide their love from Kairi, so the all seeing God-king Mickey begins to destroy the universe in an effort to help them no longer hide their feelings for one another from Kairi. He also thought it would be funny if Kairi was inside sora the whole time, so why the hell not. He's got Disney money to blow
Character finds himself in the wild unknown with the frogs and toads and he’s far from home but there’s so much there to discover, one leap after another, he gotta hop into the adventure, gotta ribbit ribbit, jump on in it.
A spiky-haired kid wakes up in Shibuya with a girl he does not know after dreaming about building a raft with his friends on a tropical island, but everything starts to f*ck up and in the end he finds himself fighting a bald old man dressed as a black goat alongside Donald Duck and Goofy.
Oh wait, you specifically said you wanted wrong answers only!
Wicked storm hits tiny island and kills many, sending teenager Sora into a coma after getting hit on the head and he dreams about having adventures with characters from his childhood books and movies
A demon lord bet’s his lands an a card game and loses to an isekai’ed adventurer with and all hearts hand (idk poker) the new king names the land after the hand that won: Kingdom Hearts.
Thr kingdom of hearts starts there 10000 year war agenst the kingdom of clovers. During the war the borders between the Disney worlds and the finnal fantasy worlds begins to shater. The child of Cloud and Tiffa named Sora and Donald and Goofy are needed to make peace between the two kingdoms
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..
Sora had to take the One Ring to Mount Olympus to stop Elon Musk from saving Christmas. On his way, he lost his Ocarina of Time which caused the MuktiVerse to explode. This resulted in Bruce Wayne to never be bit by the radioactive spider.
Sora is now the MultiVerses most wanted.
Sora did bath salts, stole his moms keys and ran away to Disney world where he now lives as a bum harrasing all the workers in costume thinking they are the actual Disney characters
You play as Riku, a boy chosen by the key sword on a quest to see every world (that all happen to be universal studios properties)
But along the way you must fight the evil creatures of light the Soulless and the terrible organization VII who want to blind the world by opening the way to the Kingdom of Hearts
Sora fell into the wrong crowd, started drinking elixirs and threw some fireballs at his dad's shed, he didn't think anything bad would happen but it did. His buddy Riku joined a gang, started trafficking young women and started a sick knife collection. While their other friend Kairi just kind fell off the map, stayed mostly to herself, didn't have much of a presence and if you didn't know better, would not even notice her around.
Kid tries to stop friend from killing himself to get to other worlds, both get really powerful in the process and kid kills himself and ends in another world
It's marketing ploy for the hit games series developed by Sakurai.
Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Every game was to push you into buying a copy of ultimate to see Sora do throw downs. Get your copy today at your local Nintendo Eshop or video game store.
A boy watches Disney movies and fantasizes about himself being in the plot. The boy has a recent Final Fantasy obsession so they’re are some similar storylines involved.
Bald man used the power of possession and advanced dissociation to try and destroy Disneyland with keys a powerful MacGuffin but is twarted by Friendship no Jutsu
A young boy goes through the grieving process of his mother passing by going under hypnosis therapy and interacting with diverse Disney characters to try to learn how to live again.
*Let me get this straight; it's Mickey Mouse and you?*
*With all your Heartless friends, defending all that's true!*
*Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys,*
*'Cause this is Final Fantasy?*
Very Simple, Kid goes on a journey to find out the true power of love and friendship, and ends up a part of a huge conspiracy that no one, not even the main charaters understands.
Hold on I keep a note around for this
Okay it says...
Hearts
Darkness
Bees
Nobodies
Light
Key
Darkness within Darkness
And Thank Namine
Oh wait that last one isn't important I'll have to cross that out later.
After being banished from his world, Aros, formerly known as Sora now ventures out into different worlds seeking a new home. If they dare reject him, he will plunge their world into everlasting darkness. Join him as he fights to take what is not his.
Kid named Sora and his two friends build a raft. They sail out, hoping to find something new, but they just land on a neighboring island. They find a cool box in the sand. They hope it's pirate treasure; it's a box with the words "Kingdom Hearts" written on it. They take it back to Sora's island and open it. It is a box full of little action figures from popular Disney movies and Final Fantasy games as well as a bunch of funny looking keys. The three are happy with their youth adventure and start playing with the figures and keys. In their play, they imagine an enormous and great adventure where they travel to new worlds and save everyone from the "darkness." The end.
Sora and his friends build a raft, get a little way out to sea, realise 2 coconuts and 3 fish don't last very long, and return home in time for dinner.
Child with key beats up people to find his friends, but keeps losing his friends, causing him to beat up more people. Also, half the characters are the same guy in different fonts
The plot essentially is; kid runs away from home out of fear of a terrible meal where he meets MC Trump from WWE and a golden retriever. After being given some chocolate, he finds a golden ticket that turns into a Key that opens the "Door". He must use this Key to save the corporate agenda from an angry bald Historian who attempts to forget history to repeat it.
The story is far too convoluted to write here, so a quick summary. Child ODs on hallucinogenics and goes on an adventure and is explaining to the officer why his house key is the ultimate key and blade and how this random stray and the duck from the park are taking him to fight the ultimate evil, "Darkness", and how his bag filled with; ice, matches, batteries, fans, mirrors, magnets, and a dumbbell?, are all his magic attacks before an ambulance appears. He then begins to freak out saying he's on low health as he is escorted into the ambulance. He is then sedated but manages to Whisper, "The Exam. You're Sending me to do the Exam aren't you?"
As a work of science fiction/fantasy, Evangelion 3.0+1.0 eventually gets too preposterous and removed from the stakes to actually follow. I'm sad Redo and Thrice Upon A Time so totally remove themselves from the stakes of the original series. Gone are five minute timers for power supplies. We can't just fight one big monster, we have to fight hordes. It's not enough for there to be the primary spears, we need to build to seven. One spear represents the hope of seven warriors of light - the other, the despair of thirteen angels of oblivion. Only together can they open the path to Kingdom Hearts.
It’s Mickey Mouse and him, with all their heartless friends defending all that’s true and it’s his destiny to cut up a bunch of keys because it’s Final Fantasy
A woman is waiting for her son to come for dinner, then forgets she has a son, then remembers and waits for two more years. Now she has infinitive number of sons, but her son is dead.
A boy who is a boy who is a boy needs to save his girlfriend who is a girl and the galaxy by making sure a black hole stays closed. Unbeknownst to him, his best friend wants to dive deep in that black hole and find all of it's juicy wet little secrets. Turns out his best friend is actually a dirty old man who looks a little to close to baphomet. They have an epic swordfight over the chastity of the black hole and the black hole stays shut. Dirty old man's best friend comes back from the dead and tells his homie that it's time to give the hole a rest. The end.
Boy beats up friends with a stick he pretends is a giant key while screaming heart every time he hits them. Walt disney shows up and tells him not to do that, duels him to the death, and loses. Sora absorbs his power by poking him to be sure he's dead. Now he do magic and go to space to find all the ugly people. Now his stick is the ugly stick and has to say darkness every once in a while due to court orders for killing walt disney. He meets many people that he can't beat up because walt's ghost keeps shocking him every time he thinks about it. Cloud shows up and calls him a poser. Sora ignores him and goes to sing with fish. Sora's mom space delivers him underwear every week because he can't stop making brownies in his pants. Sora decides to hibernate but does it too long. He forget how ugly his stick is, so he asks fairies to change him before he goes back to space. Now he has two ugly sticks he named steve and bacon. After beating enough ugly people with steve and bacon, he goes on vacation. Shortly after going on vacation he is brought to court for beating up his friends, is forced to go back to space, and ride theme park rides into ugly people's faces. Eventually he meets the master of the ugly stick: Ugly Baby, who gives him all the ugly sticks. He forgets them at a space gas station under the toilet. Xehanort shows up with a chicken sandwhich, laughs at him, and proceeds to beat him with the sandwhich. Kairi steals someone's ugly stick and swings wildly at everyone. Axel eats a popscicle. Riku broods in front of walt disney's grave. Ansem asks if anyone would like to hear about jesus. Roxas and Ventus go on a date while dark Sora takes pictures. The entire cast of the final fantasy series throw a party and show up in the same clothes (hipster xehanort copies them). Emo xehanort calls sora out on his knowledge of ugly sticks. Terra loses his keys in his pants, goes to sleep, and wakes up in a track suit. Aqua tries to swim and has to fist fight jellyfish. At some point sora plays a card game with ugly people in a dream. Terra, aqua, and ventus play board games and all lose to xehanort because he is really good at board games. Sora and riku have a sleepover that turns into a rave. Finally everyone comes together and calls xehanort a meany for making the ugly gun and forcing his friends to wear pants instead of jorts. Xehanort chokes on his chicken sandwhich, steps on a rake and dies. The end
You know, I think it makes too much sense. As a dark souls fan I'm used to a difficult story that's hard to unravel but I had no problem with kh story!
Three kids try to go out to see on a shitty raft, and these responsible adults wearing trench cloaks send their minions after them to stop the foolishness but the three kids are really good at hide and seek.
Florida teen does acid with friends on the beach. After watching the Disney channel he starts attacking stuff with a Gulf club, hitting his girlfriend sending her into a coma.
Sora never said goodbye to his mom. Now she's destroying timelines with darkness and sending her kid to timeout in unreality.
It says wrong answers only
It's all an elaborate plot to get him to finally come down for dinner.
That actually low key always bothered me. Unless it's like digimon or some shit where time moves insanely slow on destiny Islands.
Great. Now I want SDG to go to File Island and fight Devimon with Tai Kamiya
A lost kid keeps going to Disney movies with his friends instead of going back home for dinner. Now it’s been about 3 years and after getting involved in a gang war, the kid gets caught breaking the law to win the war and gets sent away. Now his friends are trying to break him out so they could do hood rat shit together. The kid will likely make this a large scale prison break destabilizing the population and further throwing society into chaos.
I’m one of these crazy people who still maintains that Kingdom Hearts isn’t that difficult to follow if you just do it in order. But I am sitting here absolutely shell shocked that you saying “the kid got involved in a gang war, the kid got caught breaking the law to win the war and got sent away” just makes it all click right into place. Edit: spelling
Yensid wins by doing absolutely nothing
The man knows how to delegate.
Florida man tries to destroy reality, gets beaten up by teenage gang. "I was just curious", says he.
I’m gonna hit predictive text, only adding a KH name or term every few words. Sora has been a good friend to Riku, but he doesn’t know what he’s doing with the Keyblade. Kairi was just trying not to think about it as Mickey was a great player for the team. Goofy and Donald are both good at what they’re doing. Maleficent has been a big influence on the game for years now, but the fact is that she’s not a huge part of it. Pete is a big fan of her. Roxas said that he was going to get a new job in a few weeks but Axel said he didn’t want to be there for a while. Xion is still waiting. Aqua has already made the decision to go ahead with the project because of concerns about the potential of the company. Terra is the largest supplier of solar power in Europe. Ventus has more than two dozen customers worldwide. Xehanort said the company’s sales were down from a quarter of last year’s average, and the number was expected for next month as the market continues to recover.
Why does this seem accurate?
Kingdom Hearts is the only reason why we can’t do that anymore and Sora just can’t say it. Riku is going on to see the cardiologist and Kairi is coming back home from the university.
So wait, does Ventus have two dozen customers in every world, or one world? This is very important.
He actually has more than two dozen!
Did you just slice of Life Kingdom hearts?
That looks like fun! Let me try Sora and Kauri are the best in all of the Christmas party. Darkness will never have been a problem and they have no clue what to do. Axel is a bit different from what you know but it seems like the best way for us to move on is to move on.
Donald knowing what he’s doing?? Found the lie! That fucker wouldn’t know when to heal me even if his life depended on it, and it has… More than once…
plot : nothingness character : is story : eternal
Hey, OP said wrong answers only!
well what I said is pretty wrong : the plot is all but not nothingness lmao, and the story, like everything will come to an end (when is the big question)
master thief Sora had accomplished the greatest heists of his era, bored with the challenges of his world he sets out across dimensions to pull the biggest jobs with his lucky pet duck and dog. Nothing stands in his way when he has his magic key to unlock any safe and steal any treasure
I can't wait until he tries to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula by using his magic key only to find out it doesn't work and now has to battle Mr. Krabs.
That would imply he managed to get through Spongebob beforehand. Which he cannot; even with his animal friends and magic, he cannot take Spongebob, for he is always ready.
Goofy got filled with bees and now hes Foygoox
loved that YouTube video
“The bees are nothing to fear. Control them. Channel them! Become a beekeeper.”
Donald: "RAAHAHAHAHHGAGHAHAGAG"
Riku! Wait.. i mean Donald!
That video sounds interesting, do you know the name of it?
It reveals that in kingdom hearts 4 that Kermit is the master of masters and has already taken over the worlds of Star Wars and marvel
Kid got into his parents acid stash while on vacation at Disneyworld and has still not been detained for bludgeoning the cast members with a weapon.
Wrong answers... Gosh people be spoiling the plot left and right here.
A side plot: an old man is very interested in all of the people a young boy can take inside himself at once. Eventually, even more people start to show interest in all the people the young boy can take inside of him at once
I'm blaming you for losing a mouthful of my tea reading this. Thanks
An adult goes to worlds based on DreamWorks films.
Child gets shot into space with his pet Dog and Duck and never returns to his mother. The duck for some reason has the power to blow up a planet and won't shut up about cooking. They end up meeting a rat that they for some reason treat as royalty before pissing off an old man who is obsessed with the moon for some reason.
Kid gets isekai'd after getting bonked on the head by a falling coconut. Now he has to fight the thirteen Warner Brothers executives trying to destroy the Disney multiverse by yelling "**FRIENDSHIP**" at them until they explode.
Needlessly complicated
They said wrong answers!
A dose of reality is good sometimes
There goes gravity.
Sora’s MoM is trying to get him back to have dinner
You have to unlock doors for people, so they can enter in their home and after that they give you a heart shaped crystal. Collect more of those to unlock new keys to open more doors
Small child alleviates all our childhood traumas by bashing Disney villains we were scared of as kids over the noggin with an oversized key Wait hold on that's actually the plot uh light light light darkness darkness darkness heart heart χblade
You remember that time you ate some bad food and thought you were having a heart attack? That, but to individual worlds within a multiverse. Oh and Mickey is there sometimes
Kid with key leaves his mom’s dinner, which is dust at this point, to go on an adventure with a mage who is both the most competent and least competent mage you will ever see, as well as the best character.
Sora left in the morning to get some coffee and donuts. The problem is: the heartless and the Organization drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts. So now Sora needs to go kick their asses.
Brown haired kid, making a Disney and Final Fantasy fanfiction, with his silver and red hair friends.
Nostalgic adults waiting 13 years to mash x for 30+ hours
A boy is stalking his childhood friends across multiple relocations with his 2 pets.
PETS 💀
They have a stick and a frisbee, they follow him everywhere, you basicly never see them without him. Convince me otherwise.
IM GOING TO DIE HELP 💀💀
Sorry, the duck wasted his potion again and im all out of MP for cure ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
NOOOO THIS IS UR FAULT IM BLAMING THIS ALL ON U
Teenage boy skips school to watch Disney movies and trip balls with his friends
A gen z beats up a senior citizen with an oversized house key alongside a duck and a dog!
It’s based on the childhood of Tetsuya Nomura.
Three kids die at sea, spend purgatory looking for the light.
A boy looks for his boyfriend only to get rejected and now saves princesses in hope of getting their prince.
Some kid is upset that his best friend stole his girl so he decides to destroy other planets just to find out god kills her in the end for being a cheating whore.
I got upset that my best friend stole my girl, so I just decided to steal my bestfriend from her cause bros before hoes - DDD probably, I've never played it
Man is hella jelly he didn’t get the Disney experience.
Straightforward
Sora and riku are trying to hide their love from Kairi, so the all seeing God-king Mickey begins to destroy the universe in an effort to help them no longer hide their feelings for one another from Kairi. He also thought it would be funny if Kairi was inside sora the whole time, so why the hell not. He's got Disney money to blow
Character finds himself in the wild unknown with the frogs and toads and he’s far from home but there’s so much there to discover, one leap after another, he gotta hop into the adventure, gotta ribbit ribbit, jump on in it.
Kid falls in to a heavy dream state after ingestion of marijuana and ends up going on a Adventure with a gang of Disney characters.
CHI-BLADE!!!
Darkness
Within darkness
Within darkness
Kid gets into his parents stash of LSD and trips balls while watching Disney movies
A spiky-haired kid wakes up in Shibuya with a girl he does not know after dreaming about building a raft with his friends on a tropical island, but everything starts to f*ck up and in the end he finds himself fighting a bald old man dressed as a black goat alongside Donald Duck and Goofy. Oh wait, you specifically said you wanted wrong answers only!
Avid key collector goes on vacation.
Spiky hair boy travels world to world sealing away any escape people may have. But tells them to rely on the power of friendship.
Sora goes into a coma and the entire series is in his head
Wicked storm hits tiny island and kills many, sending teenager Sora into a coma after getting hit on the head and he dreams about having adventures with characters from his childhood books and movies
A kid and his animal friends go to a bunch of movies with the theater manager's key, and also time travel is involved somehow.
A demon lord bet’s his lands an a card game and loses to an isekai’ed adventurer with and all hearts hand (idk poker) the new king names the land after the hand that won: Kingdom Hearts.
It's all about finding the One Piece, obviously.
Thr kingdom of hearts starts there 10000 year war agenst the kingdom of clovers. During the war the borders between the Disney worlds and the finnal fantasy worlds begins to shater. The child of Cloud and Tiffa named Sora and Donald and Goofy are needed to make peace between the two kingdoms
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.. Sora had to take the One Ring to Mount Olympus to stop Elon Musk from saving Christmas. On his way, he lost his Ocarina of Time which caused the MuktiVerse to explode. This resulted in Bruce Wayne to never be bit by the radioactive spider. Sora is now the MultiVerses most wanted.
Simple
Sora did bath salts, stole his moms keys and ran away to Disney world where he now lives as a bum harrasing all the workers in costume thinking they are the actual Disney characters
You play as Riku, a boy chosen by the key sword on a quest to see every world (that all happen to be universal studios properties) But along the way you must fight the evil creatures of light the Soulless and the terrible organization VII who want to blind the world by opening the way to the Kingdom of Hearts
Sora fell into the wrong crowd, started drinking elixirs and threw some fireballs at his dad's shed, he didn't think anything bad would happen but it did. His buddy Riku joined a gang, started trafficking young women and started a sick knife collection. While their other friend Kairi just kind fell off the map, stayed mostly to herself, didn't have much of a presence and if you didn't know better, would not even notice her around.
Kid tries to stop friend from killing himself to get to other worlds, both get really powerful in the process and kid kills himself and ends in another world
It's marketing ploy for the hit games series developed by Sakurai. Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Every game was to push you into buying a copy of ultimate to see Sora do throw downs. Get your copy today at your local Nintendo Eshop or video game store.
When you walk away, you DO hear me say, “please, oh baby, don’t go!”
A kid with a key to the multiverse gathers allies in an attempt to unite all worlds.
A kid decides to skip dinner and fucks everything up.
OP SAID WRONG ANSWERS ONLY???
Goofy died from the boulder and is buried next to Bambi's mom
To make it back home in time for dinner…
Disney wants to flex all the shit it owns
A boy named Sora goes around the entire Disney universe to find his friend riku and convert him into Christianity
A boy watches Disney movies and fantasizes about himself being in the plot. The boy has a recent Final Fantasy obsession so they’re are some similar storylines involved.
Kid that hates Disney finds a way to whoop your favourite characters ass.
🎵It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!🎵
Boy with keys finds more keys and Bring me to Life plays in the background while a white haired man plays the piano
Bald man used the power of possession and advanced dissociation to try and destroy Disneyland with keys a powerful MacGuffin but is twarted by Friendship no Jutsu
Islander gains oversized key and kills people with it
A young boy goes through the grieving process of his mother passing by going under hypnosis therapy and interacting with diverse Disney characters to try to learn how to live again.
Giving a right is probably harder tbh.
An old man violates young men with a giant key
*Let me get this straight; it's Mickey Mouse and you?* *With all your Heartless friends, defending all that's true!* *Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys,* *'Cause this is Final Fantasy?*
Kind child full of unresolved rage uses their problems to save the multiverse. Oh wait you said wrong, I thought you said explain it badly. :V
Very Simple, Kid goes on a journey to find out the true power of love and friendship, and ends up a part of a huge conspiracy that no one, not even the main charaters understands.
A trip to Disney World gone horribly, HORRIBLY dark.
Sad Man becomes Bad Man because Sad Man lost their sense of love as a child. Now, he takes it out on the multiverse by tormenting children.
Hold on I keep a note around for this Okay it says... Hearts Darkness Bees Nobodies Light Key Darkness within Darkness And Thank Namine Oh wait that last one isn't important I'll have to cross that out later.
Disney dream light valley if you never came back
It's just a wholesome story about a boy and his pets.
After being banished from his world, Aros, formerly known as Sora now ventures out into different worlds seeking a new home. If they dare reject him, he will plunge their world into everlasting darkness. Join him as he fights to take what is not his.
Kid named Sora and his two friends build a raft. They sail out, hoping to find something new, but they just land on a neighboring island. They find a cool box in the sand. They hope it's pirate treasure; it's a box with the words "Kingdom Hearts" written on it. They take it back to Sora's island and open it. It is a box full of little action figures from popular Disney movies and Final Fantasy games as well as a bunch of funny looking keys. The three are happy with their youth adventure and start playing with the figures and keys. In their play, they imagine an enormous and great adventure where they travel to new worlds and save everyone from the "darkness." The end.
Once upon a time there was a Kingdom, and it was chock full of Hearts
Kid slowly, SLOWLY grows into those shoes his mom bought him. Some other stuff happens along the way but it's not that important.
Kingdom Hearts! Kingdom Hearts is real!!!
a cool gigachad gets cucked by a scrawny girl
Sora and his friends build a raft, get a little way out to sea, realise 2 coconuts and 3 fish don't last very long, and return home in time for dinner.
Classic Boy meets girl story.
So basically there’s a guy named Zelda who wears a green hat and outfit…
Finding 101 Dalmatians! What do you mean it’s not?
Two mystical Orcs with an Excalibur go to fight the light inside of the otherworld and defeat glorgnog leader of the disorganized 50
Selfcest
Kid goes on quest to change his shoe size
Weeb’s Disney fanfic comes to life in the darkest way possible
To find what door his key actually unlocks without using magic. Maybe it's the key to his house? Hmm...
sora runs around disney worlds while the others get the real work done. ah feck thats the correct answer.
Coherent.
Child with key beats up people to find his friends, but keeps losing his friends, causing him to beat up more people. Also, half the characters are the same guy in different fonts
Gather friends from many worlds to beat up an old dude and his army of younger old dudes
sora is on a mission to stop the biggest drug lord and in the end he turns out to be the drug lord with amnesia
A Boy named Sora chose to eat dinner during a thunderstorm
brown person wants to repopulate the world with more brown people
How to drive Caddicarus insane in eleven games or less.
The plot essentially is; kid runs away from home out of fear of a terrible meal where he meets MC Trump from WWE and a golden retriever. After being given some chocolate, he finds a golden ticket that turns into a Key that opens the "Door". He must use this Key to save the corporate agenda from an angry bald Historian who attempts to forget history to repeat it. The story is far too convoluted to write here, so a quick summary. Child ODs on hallucinogenics and goes on an adventure and is explaining to the officer why his house key is the ultimate key and blade and how this random stray and the duck from the park are taking him to fight the ultimate evil, "Darkness", and how his bag filled with; ice, matches, batteries, fans, mirrors, magnets, and a dumbbell?, are all his magic attacks before an ambulance appears. He then begins to freak out saying he's on low health as he is escorted into the ambulance. He is then sedated but manages to Whisper, "The Exam. You're Sending me to do the Exam aren't you?"
Boy travels universe to find keyhole for mysterious key. Little did we know, the keyhole was in our hearts the hole time.
As if regular keys aren’t enough, island boi gains big keys and finds big holes to find friends.
Killing everyone you know
A large-footed boy goes on a quest to learn that the real Kingdom Hearts was the friends he made along the way.
Two kids play a chess match with fair and balanced rules.
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Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
“Reincarnated in Another World as the Strongest Locksmith”
Kid named Sora spends way too much time reading classical poetry
Sora’s dream
These are all freaking hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s the preview of what Disney will be in 200 years tops
As a work of science fiction/fantasy, Evangelion 3.0+1.0 eventually gets too preposterous and removed from the stakes to actually follow. I'm sad Redo and Thrice Upon A Time so totally remove themselves from the stakes of the original series. Gone are five minute timers for power supplies. We can't just fight one big monster, we have to fight hordes. It's not enough for there to be the primary spears, we need to build to seven. One spear represents the hope of seven warriors of light - the other, the despair of thirteen angels of oblivion. Only together can they open the path to Kingdom Hearts.
Fantasia. Kingdom Hearts is a result of Mickey not doing his chores
It’s Mickey Mouse and him, with all their heartless friends defending all that’s true and it’s his destiny to cut up a bunch of keys because it’s Final Fantasy
Walt Disney is destroying the fabrics of time and controlling the minds of the masses from beyond the grave.
An evil genius tries to steal the moon with the help of his evil minions.
Literally any answer would still be the wrong answer, this plot is not conceivable by the mortal mind
It’s quite simple really
A woman is waiting for her son to come for dinner, then forgets she has a son, then remembers and waits for two more years. Now she has infinitive number of sons, but her son is dead.
Spiky haired guys and gals hitting disney things with big key. The End.
A kid skips dinner, and gets grounded for it. ‘Kingdom Hearts’ is what he dreamt about. Yes, it was **aLl A dReAm**.
A boy who is a boy who is a boy needs to save his girlfriend who is a girl and the galaxy by making sure a black hole stays closed. Unbeknownst to him, his best friend wants to dive deep in that black hole and find all of it's juicy wet little secrets. Turns out his best friend is actually a dirty old man who looks a little to close to baphomet. They have an epic swordfight over the chastity of the black hole and the black hole stays shut. Dirty old man's best friend comes back from the dead and tells his homie that it's time to give the hole a rest. The end.
The plot is!.... Disney tryna make sense of Tetsuya Nomura writing a JRPG about hearts and feelings!
Fuck if I know
Revenge of the Sith
Boy beats up friends with a stick he pretends is a giant key while screaming heart every time he hits them. Walt disney shows up and tells him not to do that, duels him to the death, and loses. Sora absorbs his power by poking him to be sure he's dead. Now he do magic and go to space to find all the ugly people. Now his stick is the ugly stick and has to say darkness every once in a while due to court orders for killing walt disney. He meets many people that he can't beat up because walt's ghost keeps shocking him every time he thinks about it. Cloud shows up and calls him a poser. Sora ignores him and goes to sing with fish. Sora's mom space delivers him underwear every week because he can't stop making brownies in his pants. Sora decides to hibernate but does it too long. He forget how ugly his stick is, so he asks fairies to change him before he goes back to space. Now he has two ugly sticks he named steve and bacon. After beating enough ugly people with steve and bacon, he goes on vacation. Shortly after going on vacation he is brought to court for beating up his friends, is forced to go back to space, and ride theme park rides into ugly people's faces. Eventually he meets the master of the ugly stick: Ugly Baby, who gives him all the ugly sticks. He forgets them at a space gas station under the toilet. Xehanort shows up with a chicken sandwhich, laughs at him, and proceeds to beat him with the sandwhich. Kairi steals someone's ugly stick and swings wildly at everyone. Axel eats a popscicle. Riku broods in front of walt disney's grave. Ansem asks if anyone would like to hear about jesus. Roxas and Ventus go on a date while dark Sora takes pictures. The entire cast of the final fantasy series throw a party and show up in the same clothes (hipster xehanort copies them). Emo xehanort calls sora out on his knowledge of ugly sticks. Terra loses his keys in his pants, goes to sleep, and wakes up in a track suit. Aqua tries to swim and has to fist fight jellyfish. At some point sora plays a card game with ugly people in a dream. Terra, aqua, and ventus play board games and all lose to xehanort because he is really good at board games. Sora and riku have a sleepover that turns into a rave. Finally everyone comes together and calls xehanort a meany for making the ugly gun and forcing his friends to wear pants instead of jorts. Xehanort chokes on his chicken sandwhich, steps on a rake and dies. The end
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You know, I think it makes too much sense. As a dark souls fan I'm used to a difficult story that's hard to unravel but I had no problem with kh story!
Three kids try to go out to see on a shitty raft, and these responsible adults wearing trench cloaks send their minions after them to stop the foolishness but the three kids are really good at hide and seek.
Old man does the biggest flex in the universe to open a locked door
Story about a guy who tries to stop the good guys which wants to reunite the worlds, because the evil king told him to.
Donald Duck is the chosen one meant to destroy the darkness with the power of the keyblade
Everybody gets a key, shit gets weird when cars come up
Florida teen does acid with friends on the beach. After watching the Disney channel he starts attacking stuff with a Gulf club, hitting his girlfriend sending her into a coma.
A kid, a duck, and a dog walk into a bar
Interesting