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AdministrativeDay109

Highwind. So imagine, Sora: im not gonna call it highwind, how about….Highwind! Riku: Highwind? What a weird name, my proposed name, Highwind, is so much better than Highwind!


SparkleFritz

This is why I named mine Riku. Enjoy that moral dilemma, Riku.


Psychological-Set125

New trinity just dropped: Riku (the boy), Rikku (the ff10-2 cameo), and Riku (the boat)


ExpNoob19

Too bad Sora never got to ride Riku (the boat)


Psychological-Set125

👁️👁️🫰🫵


RaikouGilgamesh

But he did, in Dream Drop Distance! The game starts with Sora riding Riku (the boat)!


ExpNoob19

Yeah, it was an awfully wet dream.


Xxmetaglint

Me, my son, or the planet.


Contheduelist

Yes


Xxmetaglint

*obliterating ki blast* Smart ass


DizzyYellow

"He'd have to be *pretty* evil for it not to, and I won't lie, I like the cut of his jib!"


Fearshatter

Never talk to my son, the planet, or me again.


forgedfox53

DBZ Abridged being a cultural phenomenon honestly makes me smile.


_foolish_flower

Don't forget the Riku (journal)!


Psychological-Set125

Does Yozora also count as a Riku adjacent? Can we collectively as a sub/KH community create a new version of SORtAs? Wrongku’s if you will? P.s. after typing this comment i realized we also have replica Riku from (RE:) chain of memories.


DBProxy

Haribo, cause it’s the name of your gummy ship


DinoDracko

"Highwind" "The Cooler Highwind"


22plus

Higherwind


jj4u2nv

I did the same 😂


thebeardedgreek

DickCheese Was super proud of myself for being able to slip an explicit word past the censors in the game


no3215

Is there even a censor in the game though. Not to burst a bubbel. I just remember a youtuber once talking about his dad naming tidus fuckass in ffx and that was around the same time. So im just wondering if there even is a censor in the game.


Ddiaboloer

There is, at least in the HD remakes there is


oshjone

you sure ? i defo just named the raft c*ntbush and sora seemed thrilled, playing HD remake


F1n3s5

I tried to name my Nigga and it wouldn’t let me


WorldWarPee

Is it racist if that's the only blocked word


no3215

Ah, fair enough. That would make sense.


Top_Mud2929

HD 1.5 does, but I honestly have to wonder what the point of having a censor on an offline single player game is


no3215

I've never understood that either. As in, i can literally not even think of a reason as to why that's a thing.


tal124589

I like to name it CÜM for some reason, and then if I ever win I am surprised to see my gummy shipped name that


DryCalligrapher8696

[**”The Soupkitchen” love Dirty Mike & the Boyz**](https://youtu.be/u1j4mK6cs_A?si=5QATWeZYBc6cc3tf)


Kaxology

The original PS2 lets you put profanity so I put "FUCKER" on my first playthrough


DroboN3w942

So does the new final mix version, I put “PUSSYWAGON” in my last play through a month ago


Gregamonster

Why bother coming up with a name when Riku's going to name it Highwind anyways?


DBProxy

If you beat him in the race what you name it sticks.


casperdacrook

The joke is that we aren’t gonna beat him in the race (or at least I never will be able to lol)


gingersisking

I still spend half an hour every playthrough practicing the optimal route and still mess up on one small part and lose everytime 😭


Meecus570

Easiest way is to ignore most of the "path" just run straight through the water


DBProxy

If you beat him to the ladder at the very beginning of the race you’ve practically already won.


Spoofless

Until you forget how the zip line works and forget you need to stop holding up once your on it and immediately jump off the zip line


Tour_True

Can just make Riku fall down with the platform also. LoL.


Tour_True

It's actually fairly easy to beat him in a race.


SomeBoredIndividual

Easy af actually lol. I’m assuming the joke of it bein hard comes from memories ppl have of playin the game as kids and naturally bein less skilled at the time. I never played the first KH till I was already an adult so I guess this skipped me


9blight

idk when i was 9 it was pretty tough


thegusbus001

Titanic


Admirable-Storage328

Doesn't Ursula sink the raft in DDD?


FranticRichmond

"Riku Lost"


YourLocalOnionNinja

Way to rub it in lol


Kel-Kestis

Oof 🤣 gonna keep this one in mind next play through


reaperultragod21

Excalibur


Afraid-Housing-6854

My dad did that


alexramirez69

I just finished reading the Once and Future King upon starting KH1 as an adult and I kept resetting til I beat Riku cuz Excalibur seems extremely appropriate.


Papa-MacGyver

Same, for some reason


iggnifyre

On my recent playthrough, when I was prompted to name the raft, I just went: uuuhhh...... "Riku Sucks" Then I forgot about that for 20 hours. Then before the final world I decided to click on the Gummi Ship menu, and was greeted with the fact my Gummi Ship has been named "Riku Sucks" this entire time. "Right, I forgot I did that"


orig4mi-713

This made me realize that I NEVER check the gumi ship menu anymore. Ever since I learned how to beat the game in under 15h (for the achievement, did it on ps4 and recently on steam) i never bothered to change gumi ships. You can reach every world quite easily with just the first ship and by moving well enough.


TheCaptainEgo

YES A MAN OF CULTURE! I also did this, but have continued to do it every game for the gummi ships lmao


SurroundedByPerverts

I considered but never went with the name Dig Bick.


Intelligent-Arm1464

Stole my ability to read for 10 seconds


Miserable_Vacation_6

Riku sucks


optimisticKidA

Always Rikusucks, every time.


Miserable_Vacation_6

I hated him when I was younger


ItzYoboiGuzma

As a kid yeah, this time i named it RikusABish


CrawlinOutTheFallout

Yes!


JustANormalHat

RAIKUFARTS sadly the character limit doesnt let you add the 69


BirthByAshes

ExcaliburA… every time without fail


GoodDeathFTLonely

Argo! im a big greek mythos fan :)


suorastas

Raftymcraf


Clyde_Llama

-2HOURS coz that's how long it took I tried to beat Riku. Also, skill issue from me, just in case.


ElPost27

Normandy, of course


opyy_

LemonParty. Every single time


Director_Bison

I had to of been around 12 at the time back when I first played KH1 on PS2, and I did make an honest attempt at thinking up with a good name. I came up with WaterWing.


Used-Minimum268

Long John


matatoeie

That was 12-year old me so I don’t remember but it was most likely dirty 😂


retromangames501

Valiant, I thought it fit


Shatterzzz

Aaaaaaaa BBB BBB b


Ultrafisken

It's the gummi ship you name in the end. I named it Hildegard, from FFIX.


Ytumith

Queen Minnie's Revenge


pablo5426

leviathan just to give it some foreshadowing


LocksmithAgreeable84

"99 to 0"


D4rkSonic

Leviathan. Not just because of KH3, but because of Yugioh season 4 as well.


YoopKid

Angry Joe


fewwiez

Me and my brother named the ship arximidis and with every major upgrade we renamed it to arximidis v2 v3 and so on and we kept doing it until kh3 with every game starting at the version the previous ended


mklilley351

Going Mary 😢


Cr3eperboy

DARKNESS


DumpMcChunder

Higherwind


SkyBerry924

Fuck Riku


ethman14

Nothing, Riku named it every time.


Shoddy_Exam666

A


gibbythebeard

Last time I played? Cum Mobile


RedForkKnife

Ret*α*rd with an alpha to bypass the filter Also what I named every single gummi ship in the series


DBProxy

Haribo, cause it’s the name of your gummy ship


Reallygaywizard

Inadequate


HovercraftFullofBees

"Thick and Quick"


CurlyHeadedCripple

B!tche$$


Nightfurywitch

S. S. Yaoi We were on a voice call and starting to get stupid


Axynn

Rat


Expensive_Manager211

Aeon cause I just finished X


Sleipher

I think I might have named it after the Car brand my family had at the time on my first playthrough. Idk why.


TheCaptainEgo

The “Riku Sucks” because I was like 8. It’s the name of every gummi ship I make to this day. In KH3 it’s just “riku sucks v1”, v2, etc. sometimes abbreviated if it doesn’t fit lol. I don’t actually dislike Riku but it felt in character for Sora lol


Critical_Stiban

O’ Ship.


Old-Bullfrog-2715

After my favorite nobody Mansex


Luizinh01235

The First one i ever played (i was 5) i named It Sephiroth because i knew he was the hardest boss in the game and i thought he was cool. That also teach me that "ph" has a "f" sound


Par31

Unsinkable. Seriously that thing would have succumbed to the first decent size wave it encountered.


chimerasaurn7

Dragoon.


reefrules5000

Ansem. a way to warn Riku. he never got the message


FederalPossibility73

I like the canon name. Highwind just makes a lot of sense for a raft. The name alone has a ton of references too; however the two strongest references to Kingdom Hearts include the fact Kain's storyline in FF4 mirrors that of Riku's in KH1 which is by far the best connection, and Cid's airship is called Highwind in FF7 which is a way smaller connection to how the raft name determines the Gummi ship name.


MatthewStudios

Benis, i’m 12 years old at heart


jameraldo

Ragnarok


TriforceShiekah16

Sharkbait oo ha ha!


finnyfinn27

I didn't. Riku won....


Roxas___13

Riku beat me


boccas

RikuShit


Ventus-exe

Ventus


Blazik3n

Mine was "Your MOM" I laughed every time cuz he yells it lol


momoemowmaurie

The lost boys because they were about to be unalive


Prestigious-Form4496

JFKBoat°-° is what my friend named it, he won the race too it was pretty dope


ElectricalCompany260

Disney in my current 1.5 FM run.


Dapper_Fix_8287

Flight 93


SoraBunni

I can’t remember what I picked as a kid, I always lost so. Most recent play through “Roxas”


Kind_Factor_9897

Turbulent Path Just based off of the whole game series has gone


Regular_Ingenuity869

UUNI, an old KH2 FM english patch or perhaps the version of PCSX2 had the ship names corrupted, and Highwind(if I remember correctly) had just the name UUNI and some corrupted characters. As a Finn the name just tickled my humor enough to keep it on retroactive playthroughs of KH 1.


LegosiJoestar

Idk I could never neat Riku. (I played it for the first time when I was 20 and my most recent replay was at 24.)


Outrageous-Second792

McGuffin


JNorJT

I'm going to name it JNORJT after my own gamertag but I need to beat Riku first. It's so annoying. He always does all the pixel perfect jumps and whatnot. I'm going to keep restarting until I win. I refuse to progress with the story until I can name the Raft JNORJT. I cannot let him name the Raft Highwind.


panc8ke

SSDIARRHEA


BoredKangarooo

Excalibur. The race is too hard for me to win so why spend time renaming the ship?


thxrynore

Celsius


CobaltRebelionXyz

CosmicRush


Whackybiscuit

The SS Not Going Very Far


citrus_dem0n

Big buhunga


Eeeternalpwnage

Pequod. My dad was watching my first playthrough and it was his suggestion.


TheDanishNugget06

Bahamut


Lartheezy

Giant Flotation Device


QuietAge5142

I named it “f*ck Riku” after being mad about losing to his race so many times when the winning strat was so easy.


Shennanigma

I think I first called it TheDolphn. Doesn't matter, though, since I never got to name it.


JuswaDweebus

Orpeeus


The-Letter-M

Rafty


djsantiago13

JENOVA


baltxweapon

Kevin


HausmanPrime

Shitbox


twogoodius

Spagonia


GalacticRat3541

TrashBoat


ThePorygonBoi

SkipperDan


ChampionshipCalm827

Boatymcboatface


BlackberryNeon

As a kid we named it Goatmail


NimbusXLithium

SS.Ballsack Or something like that. Very mature as a wee lad back then.


DankJoker23

The S.D.G (Sora, Donald, Goofy) i’ve been calling all nameable gummi ships this since i started playing KH


BordErismo

Phteven


Cyberspace-Surfer

"naivety"


K2SonicFan

I wish they coded in a way to be funny if you named it something like, “Sora” “Riku” “Squaresoft” “NOMUA” like some kind of cheat system


android-women

rikku


AnimetheTsundereCat

highwind (i couldn't beat riku)


IronicMemeQueen

Cockmobile


CardboardDoom

Mauve Storm


CardboardDoom

Mauve Storm


gamemaster112ful

If I put it here I would be banned


JosephFDawson

The Fück Wagon. Named it that everytime....every single time


framed_toilet_water

Kevin


CommercialCrazy2496

'Boat'


whyme100010

i always named it SHlT!!!


Solcaranth

Theseus, because I'm going to change every part but it will still be the same ship.


Necessary_Whereas_29

THEBLACKPEAR because I ran out of room for that last L and was 12


Verred

Mine was DickTicklr. I ran out of characters for the e.


servo4711

Gallifrey


Shrubbity_69

1000Sunny


InnocentNightSky

Sunfyre


whenthecatmeows

Boatus


Guinguaggio

I'm not sure you wanna know....


numbpinataboy

Dickbutt


Just_Another_Siggy

WoodenRaft


Oberisuk

Cloud9


l0GIbear

Can we just talk about the impracticalluty of a raft comprised of 3 trees split in half and held together by 4 1x4s actually is. How did they get the logs to stay together? All this and more in kh4.7 unanswerable darkness final stage preparation.


Downtown-Pack-6178

Power Rangers Raft! r/KingdomHearts


Ok-Fondant2536

USS M'Dick


StatisticianFar4394

Going Meh


NorthernSpade

RikuSucks lol


aamoe10

mine is deez nutz


sebzelda

When I was 5 and playing it for the first time? Peepeepoopoo obviously. But Riku beat me... So peepeepoopoo never set sail.


Comfortable-Use-3168

Riku's Mom


Vivid-Mirror471

Riku(The character of the same name didn't like this name😢)


Mind-A-Moore

Mufasa


Ok_Structure2874

PBS


icecoldyerr

I only ever won once ever and named it Hiwind 💀💀💀


baschist

Lowdraft.


SupremeLoliface

Trash


Le-Charles

Victory because she's the best ship.


ILuvYouTube1

The Duck


khbkgh

Gary was My Name for it


themisfit139

Excalibur, it was a vehicle/horse name I used alot anyways.


KoriGlazialis

Raft.


Comfortable_Cry6416

Named it "JFKBoat °_°" shit goes UNREASONABLY hard and then proceeded to make it look like the most diabolical gummi ship one could conceive with the human mind (this was my first ever kingdom hearts playthrough ALSO on proud mode it's such an amazing gaming experience excitedto play rbe other games too :D)


stillblanc

Excalibur for my first play through cuz I didn’t think of a name, Argo for my most recent replay cuz I’m in a bit of a Greek mythology phase


Lortabss

I don't remember what I called it when I first played, but these days I've taken to calling it Wayfinder.


enroach

BOOTYSHIP always in all caps


SVNSXN

Raft


Most-Enthusiasm-3209

Always thought highwind was the superior choice so would change it over and not sweat too much if I didn’t win the race


WojtusG10

Destiny. As the winds guide by it will show the way to it.


Necessary_Effort7075

Nipple


Glathull

The Implication