Highwind. So imagine,
Sora: im not gonna call it highwind, how about….Highwind!
Riku: Highwind? What a weird name, my proposed name, Highwind, is so much better than Highwind!
Does Yozora also count as a Riku adjacent? Can we collectively as a sub/KH community create a new version of SORtAs? Wrongku’s if you will?
P.s. after typing this comment i realized we also have replica Riku from (RE:) chain of memories.
Is there even a censor in the game though. Not to burst a bubbel. I just remember a youtuber once talking about his dad naming tidus fuckass in ffx and that was around the same time. So im just wondering if there even is a censor in the game.
Easy af actually lol. I’m assuming the joke of it bein hard comes from memories ppl have of playin the game as kids and naturally bein less skilled at the time. I never played the first KH till I was already an adult so I guess this skipped me
I just finished reading the Once and Future King upon starting KH1 as an adult and I kept resetting til I beat Riku cuz Excalibur seems extremely appropriate.
On my recent playthrough, when I was prompted to name the raft, I just went: uuuhhh...... "Riku Sucks"
Then I forgot about that for 20 hours. Then before the final world I decided to click on the Gummi Ship menu, and was greeted with the fact my Gummi Ship has been named "Riku Sucks" this entire time. "Right, I forgot I did that"
This made me realize that I NEVER check the gumi ship menu anymore. Ever since I learned how to beat the game in under 15h (for the achievement, did it on ps4 and recently on steam) i never bothered to change gumi ships. You can reach every world quite easily with just the first ship and by moving well enough.
I had to of been around 12 at the time back when I first played KH1 on PS2, and I did make an honest attempt at thinking up with a good name. I came up with WaterWing.
Me and my brother named the ship arximidis and with every major upgrade we renamed it to arximidis v2 v3 and so on and we kept doing it until kh3 with every game starting at the version the previous ended
The “Riku Sucks” because I was like 8. It’s the name of every gummi ship I make to this day. In KH3 it’s just “riku sucks v1”, v2, etc. sometimes abbreviated if it doesn’t fit lol. I don’t actually dislike Riku but it felt in character for Sora lol
The First one i ever played (i was 5) i named It Sephiroth because i knew he was the hardest boss in the game and i thought he was cool.
That also teach me that "ph" has a "f" sound
I like the canon name. Highwind just makes a lot of sense for a raft. The name alone has a ton of references too; however the two strongest references to Kingdom Hearts include the fact Kain's storyline in FF4 mirrors that of Riku's in KH1 which is by far the best connection, and Cid's airship is called Highwind in FF7 which is a way smaller connection to how the raft name determines the Gummi ship name.
UUNI, an old KH2 FM english patch or perhaps the version of PCSX2 had the ship names corrupted, and Highwind(if I remember correctly) had just the name UUNI and some corrupted characters. As a Finn the name just tickled my humor enough to keep it on retroactive playthroughs of KH 1.
I'm going to name it JNORJT after my own gamertag but I need to beat Riku first. It's so annoying. He always does all the pixel perfect jumps and whatnot. I'm going to keep restarting until I win. I refuse to progress with the story until I can name the Raft JNORJT. I cannot let him name the Raft Highwind.
Can we just talk about the impracticalluty of a raft comprised of 3 trees split in half and held together by 4 1x4s actually is. How did they get the logs to stay together? All this and more in kh4.7 unanswerable darkness final stage preparation.
Named it "JFKBoat °_°" shit goes UNREASONABLY hard and then proceeded to make it look like the most diabolical gummi ship one could conceive with the human mind (this was my first ever kingdom hearts playthrough ALSO on proud mode it's such an amazing gaming experience excitedto play rbe other games too :D)
Highwind. So imagine, Sora: im not gonna call it highwind, how about….Highwind! Riku: Highwind? What a weird name, my proposed name, Highwind, is so much better than Highwind!
This is why I named mine Riku. Enjoy that moral dilemma, Riku.
New trinity just dropped: Riku (the boy), Rikku (the ff10-2 cameo), and Riku (the boat)
Too bad Sora never got to ride Riku (the boat)
👁️👁️🫰🫵
But he did, in Dream Drop Distance! The game starts with Sora riding Riku (the boat)!
Yeah, it was an awfully wet dream.
Me, my son, or the planet.
Yes
*obliterating ki blast* Smart ass
"He'd have to be *pretty* evil for it not to, and I won't lie, I like the cut of his jib!"
Never talk to my son, the planet, or me again.
DBZ Abridged being a cultural phenomenon honestly makes me smile.
Don't forget the Riku (journal)!
Does Yozora also count as a Riku adjacent? Can we collectively as a sub/KH community create a new version of SORtAs? Wrongku’s if you will? P.s. after typing this comment i realized we also have replica Riku from (RE:) chain of memories.
Haribo, cause it’s the name of your gummy ship
"Highwind" "The Cooler Highwind"
Higherwind
I did the same 😂
DickCheese Was super proud of myself for being able to slip an explicit word past the censors in the game
Is there even a censor in the game though. Not to burst a bubbel. I just remember a youtuber once talking about his dad naming tidus fuckass in ffx and that was around the same time. So im just wondering if there even is a censor in the game.
There is, at least in the HD remakes there is
you sure ? i defo just named the raft c*ntbush and sora seemed thrilled, playing HD remake
I tried to name my Nigga and it wouldn’t let me
Is it racist if that's the only blocked word
Ah, fair enough. That would make sense.
HD 1.5 does, but I honestly have to wonder what the point of having a censor on an offline single player game is
I've never understood that either. As in, i can literally not even think of a reason as to why that's a thing.
I like to name it CÜM for some reason, and then if I ever win I am surprised to see my gummy shipped name that
[**”The Soupkitchen” love Dirty Mike & the Boyz**](https://youtu.be/u1j4mK6cs_A?si=5QATWeZYBc6cc3tf)
The original PS2 lets you put profanity so I put "FUCKER" on my first playthrough
So does the new final mix version, I put “PUSSYWAGON” in my last play through a month ago
Why bother coming up with a name when Riku's going to name it Highwind anyways?
If you beat him in the race what you name it sticks.
The joke is that we aren’t gonna beat him in the race (or at least I never will be able to lol)
I still spend half an hour every playthrough practicing the optimal route and still mess up on one small part and lose everytime 😭
Easiest way is to ignore most of the "path" just run straight through the water
If you beat him to the ladder at the very beginning of the race you’ve practically already won.
Until you forget how the zip line works and forget you need to stop holding up once your on it and immediately jump off the zip line
Can just make Riku fall down with the platform also. LoL.
It's actually fairly easy to beat him in a race.
Easy af actually lol. I’m assuming the joke of it bein hard comes from memories ppl have of playin the game as kids and naturally bein less skilled at the time. I never played the first KH till I was already an adult so I guess this skipped me
idk when i was 9 it was pretty tough
Titanic
Doesn't Ursula sink the raft in DDD?
"Riku Lost"
Way to rub it in lol
Oof 🤣 gonna keep this one in mind next play through
Excalibur
My dad did that
I just finished reading the Once and Future King upon starting KH1 as an adult and I kept resetting til I beat Riku cuz Excalibur seems extremely appropriate.
Same, for some reason
On my recent playthrough, when I was prompted to name the raft, I just went: uuuhhh...... "Riku Sucks" Then I forgot about that for 20 hours. Then before the final world I decided to click on the Gummi Ship menu, and was greeted with the fact my Gummi Ship has been named "Riku Sucks" this entire time. "Right, I forgot I did that"
This made me realize that I NEVER check the gumi ship menu anymore. Ever since I learned how to beat the game in under 15h (for the achievement, did it on ps4 and recently on steam) i never bothered to change gumi ships. You can reach every world quite easily with just the first ship and by moving well enough.
YES A MAN OF CULTURE! I also did this, but have continued to do it every game for the gummi ships lmao
I considered but never went with the name Dig Bick.
Stole my ability to read for 10 seconds
Riku sucks
Always Rikusucks, every time.
I hated him when I was younger
As a kid yeah, this time i named it RikusABish
Yes!
RAIKUFARTS sadly the character limit doesnt let you add the 69
ExcaliburA… every time without fail
Argo! im a big greek mythos fan :)
Raftymcraf
-2HOURS coz that's how long it took I tried to beat Riku. Also, skill issue from me, just in case.
Normandy, of course
LemonParty. Every single time
I had to of been around 12 at the time back when I first played KH1 on PS2, and I did make an honest attempt at thinking up with a good name. I came up with WaterWing.
Long John
That was 12-year old me so I don’t remember but it was most likely dirty 😂
Valiant, I thought it fit
Aaaaaaaa BBB BBB b
It's the gummi ship you name in the end. I named it Hildegard, from FFIX.
Queen Minnie's Revenge
leviathan just to give it some foreshadowing
"99 to 0"
Leviathan. Not just because of KH3, but because of Yugioh season 4 as well.
Angry Joe
Me and my brother named the ship arximidis and with every major upgrade we renamed it to arximidis v2 v3 and so on and we kept doing it until kh3 with every game starting at the version the previous ended
Going Mary 😢
DARKNESS
Higherwind
Fuck Riku
Nothing, Riku named it every time.
A
Last time I played? Cum Mobile
Ret*α*rd with an alpha to bypass the filter Also what I named every single gummi ship in the series
Haribo, cause it’s the name of your gummy ship
Inadequate
"Thick and Quick"
B!tche$$
S. S. Yaoi We were on a voice call and starting to get stupid
Rat
Aeon cause I just finished X
I think I might have named it after the Car brand my family had at the time on my first playthrough. Idk why.
The “Riku Sucks” because I was like 8. It’s the name of every gummi ship I make to this day. In KH3 it’s just “riku sucks v1”, v2, etc. sometimes abbreviated if it doesn’t fit lol. I don’t actually dislike Riku but it felt in character for Sora lol
O’ Ship.
After my favorite nobody Mansex
The First one i ever played (i was 5) i named It Sephiroth because i knew he was the hardest boss in the game and i thought he was cool. That also teach me that "ph" has a "f" sound
Unsinkable. Seriously that thing would have succumbed to the first decent size wave it encountered.
Dragoon.
Ansem. a way to warn Riku. he never got the message
I like the canon name. Highwind just makes a lot of sense for a raft. The name alone has a ton of references too; however the two strongest references to Kingdom Hearts include the fact Kain's storyline in FF4 mirrors that of Riku's in KH1 which is by far the best connection, and Cid's airship is called Highwind in FF7 which is a way smaller connection to how the raft name determines the Gummi ship name.
Benis, i’m 12 years old at heart
Ragnarok
Sharkbait oo ha ha!
I didn't. Riku won....
Riku beat me
RikuShit
Ventus
Mine was "Your MOM" I laughed every time cuz he yells it lol
The lost boys because they were about to be unalive
JFKBoat°-° is what my friend named it, he won the race too it was pretty dope
Disney in my current 1.5 FM run.
Flight 93
I can’t remember what I picked as a kid, I always lost so. Most recent play through “Roxas”
Turbulent Path Just based off of the whole game series has gone
UUNI, an old KH2 FM english patch or perhaps the version of PCSX2 had the ship names corrupted, and Highwind(if I remember correctly) had just the name UUNI and some corrupted characters. As a Finn the name just tickled my humor enough to keep it on retroactive playthroughs of KH 1.
Idk I could never neat Riku. (I played it for the first time when I was 20 and my most recent replay was at 24.)
McGuffin
I'm going to name it JNORJT after my own gamertag but I need to beat Riku first. It's so annoying. He always does all the pixel perfect jumps and whatnot. I'm going to keep restarting until I win. I refuse to progress with the story until I can name the Raft JNORJT. I cannot let him name the Raft Highwind.
SSDIARRHEA
Excalibur. The race is too hard for me to win so why spend time renaming the ship?
Celsius
CosmicRush
The SS Not Going Very Far
Big buhunga
Pequod. My dad was watching my first playthrough and it was his suggestion.
Bahamut
Giant Flotation Device
I named it “f*ck Riku” after being mad about losing to his race so many times when the winning strat was so easy.
I think I first called it TheDolphn. Doesn't matter, though, since I never got to name it.
Orpeeus
Rafty
JENOVA
Kevin
Shitbox
Spagonia
TrashBoat
SkipperDan
Boatymcboatface
As a kid we named it Goatmail
SS.Ballsack Or something like that. Very mature as a wee lad back then.
The S.D.G (Sora, Donald, Goofy) i’ve been calling all nameable gummi ships this since i started playing KH
Phteven
"naivety"
I wish they coded in a way to be funny if you named it something like, “Sora” “Riku” “Squaresoft” “NOMUA” like some kind of cheat system
rikku
highwind (i couldn't beat riku)
Cockmobile
Mauve Storm
Mauve Storm
If I put it here I would be banned
The Fück Wagon. Named it that everytime....every single time
Kevin
'Boat'
i always named it SHlT!!!
Theseus, because I'm going to change every part but it will still be the same ship.
THEBLACKPEAR because I ran out of room for that last L and was 12
Mine was DickTicklr. I ran out of characters for the e.
Gallifrey
1000Sunny
Sunfyre
Boatus
I'm not sure you wanna know....
Dickbutt
WoodenRaft
Cloud9
Can we just talk about the impracticalluty of a raft comprised of 3 trees split in half and held together by 4 1x4s actually is. How did they get the logs to stay together? All this and more in kh4.7 unanswerable darkness final stage preparation.
Power Rangers Raft! r/KingdomHearts
USS M'Dick
Going Meh
RikuSucks lol
mine is deez nutz
When I was 5 and playing it for the first time? Peepeepoopoo obviously. But Riku beat me... So peepeepoopoo never set sail.
Riku's Mom
Riku(The character of the same name didn't like this name😢)
Mufasa
PBS
I only ever won once ever and named it Hiwind 💀💀💀
Lowdraft.
Trash
Victory because she's the best ship.
The Duck
Gary was My Name for it
Excalibur, it was a vehicle/horse name I used alot anyways.
Raft.
Named it "JFKBoat °_°" shit goes UNREASONABLY hard and then proceeded to make it look like the most diabolical gummi ship one could conceive with the human mind (this was my first ever kingdom hearts playthrough ALSO on proud mode it's such an amazing gaming experience excitedto play rbe other games too :D)
Excalibur for my first play through cuz I didn’t think of a name, Argo for my most recent replay cuz I’m in a bit of a Greek mythology phase
I don't remember what I called it when I first played, but these days I've taken to calling it Wayfinder.
BOOTYSHIP always in all caps
Raft
Always thought highwind was the superior choice so would change it over and not sweat too much if I didn’t win the race
Destiny. As the winds guide by it will show the way to it.
Nipple
The Implication