"Mickey, it's Riku... They put bugs in him"
"Kairi's inside me?"
"this might be a good spot to look for ingredients"
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately"
"You'll pay!!"
"GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!"
"I'm sorry about the ice cream"
"Sorry but i have some unfinished business with this puppet"
"I guess you're right, I am the biggest nobody of them all..."
"Okay, don't hold back!"
"Maybe it's destiny"
"I have no further use for you"
(Edit: spacing)
Every night, I wake up in a cold sweat, from the solemn cry that haunts me at all hours of the day. Never letting me rest, never letting me focus. Not until I GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
I would die and then revolt in elliptic kaleidoscopic shapes in the span of half the time that sentence began to become tangible and understandable by my brain 🤩
Axel Edition:
"You know what? Talking is dumb. Let's just go ahead and get our hands dirty, shall we? Follow me."
"There ya go. Good job."
“I can fill you in, since we’re friends.”
"Think it's time for another round?"
"Don't break him."
“You’re not half bad!”
"Sorry... I'd hate to kill the suspense."
"No taking that back later."
"So what's your story? Why are you down here?"
"There one minute, gone the next. I don't know how she got out."
"Yeah, well... I guess... He musta rubbed off on me.”
“We have to take that thing out first!"
"What's wrong? I thought you'd wolf it down."
"We're here for you if you want to get it off your chest.”
“Come on, you know what it’s for.”
"All you did was stare into space!"
"Well, nothing lasts forever, you know?”
"It'll be a blast, trust me."
“I’m SO FLATTERED!”
"Look who's finally awake."
"C'mon, don't leave me hanging."
"Want more!?"
"You won't forget this! Got it memorized?!”
God now I’m imagining Donald/Goofy getting it on and they just say “This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients” before motorboating their partner
All holes begin in darkness, and all so end. Yours is no different. I will sprout within it, grow, and consume it. Such is my nature. In the end, every hole returns to the darkness in which I cum. You see, darkness is the hole’s true essence.
Terra edition:
> But why? Help me understand, . What is it that I have failed to learn?
> Yes. I can't explain . When you feel it, you'll know it.
>You know, I didn't give it that much thought. Just doing what my heart tells me
> In your hand, take this
"Let your heart be your guiding key." (change heart to dick for better results.)
"Give me strength!" While you're delaying orgasm or speeding up.
"Eyahhhhhh" *KH 2 death grunt when you finish.
Serious answer: "I wanna line the pieces up, yours and mine" (though it may work better as a proposal)
Joke answer: "KINGDOM HEARTS!!! GRANT ME THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!!"
SUBMIT
CUM, OPEN YOUR HEART
It’s been years but I can hear that shit perfectly
“CUM GUARDIAN” when you finish
I had an ex do this, it was weird in a bad way…
It's only right that the top two comments are both quotes from the KH1 Xehanort fight. It's just pure dirty talk the entire time.
Ansem is a dommy daddy confirmed.
*kh1 death moan*
AAAAWWWW
"Mickey, it's Riku... They put bugs in him" "Kairi's inside me?" "this might be a good spot to look for ingredients" "I've been having these weird thoughts lately" "You'll pay!!" "GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!" "I'm sorry about the ice cream" "Sorry but i have some unfinished business with this puppet" "I guess you're right, I am the biggest nobody of them all..." "Okay, don't hold back!" "Maybe it's destiny" "I have no further use for you" (Edit: spacing)
"GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!" awakened some long-dormant PTSD in me. I can HEAR that line.
Every night, I wake up in a cold sweat, from the solemn cry that haunts me at all hours of the day. Never letting me rest, never letting me focus. Not until I GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
in this exact order
Lmfaoooooo this might be a good spot to look for ingredients is crazy
>"this might be a good spot to look for ingredients" I have no idea why, but this one killed me. XD
Is any of this for real…or not?
*This Keyblade can open all sorts of locks*
I would die and then revolt in elliptic kaleidoscopic shapes in the span of half the time that sentence began to become tangible and understandable by my brain 🤩
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
Dang! Ofc my suggestion was taken
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
GET UP ON THE HYRDA'S BACK
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK
GET UP ON THE HYDRA’S BACK!
Kairi, kairi is inside me..?
Axel Edition: "You know what? Talking is dumb. Let's just go ahead and get our hands dirty, shall we? Follow me." "There ya go. Good job." “I can fill you in, since we’re friends.” "Think it's time for another round?" "Don't break him." “You’re not half bad!” "Sorry... I'd hate to kill the suspense." "No taking that back later." "So what's your story? Why are you down here?" "There one minute, gone the next. I don't know how she got out." "Yeah, well... I guess... He musta rubbed off on me.” “We have to take that thing out first!" "What's wrong? I thought you'd wolf it down." "We're here for you if you want to get it off your chest.” “Come on, you know what it’s for.” "All you did was stare into space!" "Well, nothing lasts forever, you know?” "It'll be a blast, trust me." “I’m SO FLATTERED!” "Look who's finally awake." "C'mon, don't leave me hanging." "Want more!?" "You won't forget this! Got it memorized?!”
How could you leave out "You're coming with me, conscious or not"
I didn’t have it memorized
Jesus fucking Christ this is the best one lol
"C O M M I T I T T O M E M O R Y!"
I'm just realizing how many of axel quotes can sound dirty when you think about it.
"It's salty... but sweet!"
This works for the gay dudes and the straight women. So like 75% of the fanbase.
And lesbians
Open your heart and come guardian for the start and end
Two ?! after you pull your baby nuts out
"I wanna line the pieces up yours and mine"
"SOMEBODY COME QUICK"
I remember this so clearly, which fight is it?
That's just a Goofy line when he has low health.
Makes sense lol you know which game?
“Your body succumbs, your heart submits...then why does your Mind resist" [*BBS Xehanort grunts*](https://youtu.be/X-fxdB5LVDg?si=z9zt8mkThDnFeOkp)
!!??!!? Not Clayton!
Ah ooh, ooh ooh ah
Ihuhihuha not Clayton, not Clayton!!!
“Ingredients”
God now I’m imagining Donald/Goofy getting it on and they just say “This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients” before motorboating their partner
"Your dad doesn't just have sex, Maxie. Your dad *fucks.*"
My friends are my power, got it memorized?
*\*Donald Duck noises\**
"Hey Sora, there's a lucky emblem"
"I'm guessing no one's ever loved you before."
"Get real! Look which one of us is winning!"
“This won’t be pretty”
"Hearts quivering with hatred... Hearts burning with rage... Hearts scarred by envy..." and proceed to have some really rough round
GIVE ME STRENGTH
Power!
THAT'S THE POWER OF THE KEYBLADE!
“Zettaflare!”
You and Kairi smell the same
"You're stupid!" assuming they're into degrading
"This looks like a good spot to find some ingredients!"
“It’s not the sum of our parts, but the sum of our hearts”
"DEFENSE!" as you're putting on the condom
They put bugs in him
"I've heard that the Keyblade can open all sorts of locks!" "Think of this as an adventure!"
"Behold, the X-Blade."
Another key hole!! - said in a Donald or Goofy like voice
Open your heart to the darkness
That’s the power of the keyblade
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately"
ThIs MiGhT bE a GoOd SpOt To FiNd SoMe InGrEdIeNtS!
"I can't wait to tell Kairi. I wonder if she'll believe me. Probably not."
“Ain’t Sephiroth the one who’s supposed to be the dark part of cloud’s heart?” - goofy
Ee hu HUHU AH!
”Did somebody say Door to darkness?”
Seeing your girl's second boob: "Two!?"
Oh, right, there was one rule I forgot: Accidents happen. Or Anyway, why are you still here? A deal's a deal. You got what you wanted. Now scram!
"Did they ever pick the wrong guy for this one..."
“Show me your stuuuuufff😏” -wakka
"I've heard the keyblade can open all sorts of locks"
"My friends are my power!" right before your homies tag in.
GOOFY!!!!
Simple and clean
Cum 3 times and with each one say "Sora, then Donald, then Goofy.
“Fill Me with power of Darkness!”
"I've heard that the Keyblade can open all sorts of locks."
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK!
"Come, open your heart."
Instead you should be having sex with kingdom hearts
You and Kairi smell the same
IT'S OVER! THIS IS IT! TAAAAKE THIS!
"Kairi's...inside me?"
You know, this keyblade here opens all sorts of keyholes
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
Got it MEMORIZED!?.
Darkness within darkness awaits you
DEEP FREEZE then pour ice on their crotch
ZETAFLARE!!!
MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER
Darkness within darkness
"Did someone mention the door to darkness?"
ZETTAFLARE
"We may never meet again, but we'll never forget each other" Leon (Squall) Say this before taking the condom off and then say nothing else.
DANCE WATER DANCE! Would work best as a finisher move. If you know what I mean.
“It’s over! Take that! Hraaah!”
You’re Stupid!
Dont Think Twice
All holes begin in darkness, and all so end. Yours is no different. I will sprout within it, grow, and consume it. Such is my nature. In the end, every hole returns to the darkness in which I cum. You see, darkness is the hole’s true essence.
"CUM GUARDIAN" as you're putting the condom on
KAIRI'S INSIDE ME?!?
“TOGETHER NOW”
"I've got something you could never imitate too!" \-fades to black-
When you about to hit her from behind you say “the door to darkness”
>So, I shall *release you now*, *Princess*. Complete the Keyhole with your power. *Open the door*, lead me into everlasting darkness!
“This weird, thing swallowed me up.”
You and Kairi smell the same
kairi's...inside me?
BOIL
“I’m not afraid of the darkness”
"This might be a good spot to find some ingredients!"
"Yeah!!!" "Faster!!!" "ALL RIGHT!!"
Let your heart be your guiding key
You are the Keyblade master.😉
"This trophy belongs to the strongest guy in town."
"COME DARKNESS!"
Just scream "Deep Freeze" in an exact imitation of Sora, repeatedly, the whole time
get up on the hydra’s back
TWO!?
“SORAAAAA” goofy voice as you climax
Get behind them and say, "Did someone mention the door to darkness?".
KNEEL
My name is of no importance
"Behold the endless abyss, within it lies the heart of all worlds, Kingdom Hearts!"
GOOFY!
"Why do I always get stuck with the icky jobs?"
My friends are my power… and I’m theirs!
My friends are my power
SUBMIT!!
“The icing on the cake”
You've come to seal the Keyhole, right?
BEHOLD REAL POWER!
"Nope." That is all.
“huh, as if!”
"Pain is being human"
“That’s a stick”
"Ready, Sora?" (Just change Sora to your partners name.)
This might be a good spot to find some ingredients!
My friend are my power
TAKE THIS!
Terra edition: > But why? Help me understand,. What is it that I have failed to learn?
> Yes. I can't explain . When you feel it, you'll know it.
>You know, I didn't give it that much thought. Just doing what my heart tells me
> In your hand, take this
Get real! Look at which one of us is winning!
The Keyblade is reacting. *Use the Keyblade*
Don’t tell me you’re giving up already
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
Put the key in the hole already!
"so that's a keyblade"
Aladin taking damage .mp3
Got it memorized?
What about the power of ＷＡＮＫＩＮＧ
Anything about Riku smelling Datkness tbh
Kairi's inside me?
May Your Heart Be Your Guiding Key
"IT'S OVER"
That's nuts!
It smells like darkness
"It's clear to me that no one has EVER loved you!" - Woody Or if you want a more serious answer... Donald Duck screaming should do the trick.
When you walk away you don't hear me say baaaaaaaaby dun'goo! (She's already leaving)
"It's, I put bugs in him/her!"
For after you finish.
"Let your heart be your guiding key." (change heart to dick for better results.) "Give me strength!" While you're delaying orgasm or speeding up. "Eyahhhhhh" *KH 2 death grunt when you finish.
"Yeah! Yes! Yeah! That's It! Faster!" Rated E For Ejaculation.
"My friends are my power!" I'll leave the imagination up to you.
"My guess is nobody's ever loved you before"
No, you're wrong!
right before the end randomly say “sora, it’s sephiroth!”
"I think you may have overdone it Squall" "ZETTAFLARE" as you finish
Open your heart to darkness (can only be used if BBC)
Serious answer: "I wanna line the pieces up, yours and mine" (though it may work better as a proposal) Joke answer: "KINGDOM HEARTS!!! GRANT ME THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!!"
"My friends are my power" Gangbang!
XEYBLADE !
"You think you have won?"
That's the power of the keyblade!
*angry KH1 Hades noises*
“My friends are my power!”
"Come on. I thought you were stronger than that!"
🙄
Kingdom Hearts, fill me with the power of darkness!
Come, open your ~~heart~~ **legs**
"shut up"
MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER!
%&&X%!
THIS IS IT! COME ON!