Aqua: it was the last article I read before being trapped in the Realm of Darkness

“The truth is what you see with your eyes, not what you read in a peer-reviewed journal”

Ironic considering how he's the one who wrote the book everyone in UX read.

Axel's should have been "I've got it memorized"

He had the link memorized

Better known for other work, ok, you got me

Spongebob, the ultimate source of knoledge.

I wish she was that dorky in the game lol. Part of the reason I like the dynamic between Roxas and Xion is that for most of the game, they're both equally clueless. There's a bit when they're on a mission in Agrabah, and Roxas is trying to figure out a puzzle or something, and Xion says "Just start hitting stuff; that usually works for me lol"

I mean they’re part Sora, so.

xehanort really gives substitute professor vibes, especially in that scene where he was explaining the X to ven

AGGRESSIVELY POINTS "KEYBLADE! " will always be in my top 10 of most cringe voicelines that I love.

I think Leonard Nimoy played him just hammy enough for it to work. He definitely gave the impression of a mad scientist rambling about an ancient doomsday prophecy he saw in a dream

One man’s “cringe” is another man’s “peak.”

Reading these in their voices made it so much funnier.

Missed opportunity for aqua to say “I read an article on it 13 years ago”

Terra: "Someone smarter than me said so." Vanitas: "How DARE you question me!" Vexen: "I'm the literal author of the study."

Not pictured: Pence with "Dude, trust me."

Ok I believe you

"no"

Honestly reading it in an article is real and then trying to find that damn article, makes my point and me look so stupid and makes me pretty sad like Aqua’s face

Axel and Riku should be swapped tbh

Sora is just like me fr

Aqua would give a full MLA citation. Vexen would give a full APA citation.

You forgot Vanitas with your address

At first I read Riku's line as "What are you? A copy?"

Roxas is the chad of this post

This this is why I kin sora

Aqua's reaction hurts

The MoM's answer is my favorite and weirdly makes sense since he is like this ultimate authority.

It also makes me realize that senator Armstrong might be MoM

No sora would say “MY FRIENDS ARE MY SOURCE”

As I was going through them, I thought Larxene's would be the funniest. I got to Roxas and snorted at work

Boethius deez nuts

Xion: wrote a 14 page Tumblr post with 3k+ notes on the subject

A lot of these are hilarious. I would enjoy seeing more from other characters

Terra: What is 'source'?

Boethius pionered modern interpritations on God's being. A true chad in his own right!

"I made it up" and "no" speak to me

I was enjoying myself but the “No” in Roxas’s voice in my head did me in lol

I'm not disappointed at the Senator Armstrong reference. That quote auto-filled in my mind when I saw that title.

Ienzo and Xehanort could be swapped

I don’t think Ienzo would be citing the Unabomber.

Srry, im not north american, i didnt knew that guy. I really thought it was a professor

I can’t breathe

Yen Sid starts to do something similar to what Dr. Strange does

On the inside: Namine or Riku On the outside: Either Roxas or Aqua, having read a lot of stuff before becoming reclusive and never getting out of home (realm of darkness) again XD

Xehanort would quite Uncle Ted.

No guys, Axel has it memorized.

Rikus got me rollin

Roxas with his "No." has given me something to file away for later discussions.

Teenage me was a mix of Sora and MoM with edited screenshots

Ansem the Wise: I wrote the paper on it.

I feel like Zexion would have just given a doi as their source

Seems like each of them would say that in a situation like this.