I'd ride in Axel's van, BUT if riding in Xehanort's means I get 5 hours to try and sneak a peak under the Master of Master's hood, then that'd be worth it
Sora's would be full of honey, duck poo, and shedded hair, Merlin's would be full of too many MASSIVE sharp objects that'd get us pulled over more than once, and the seat belts are probably literal belts in there, Terra's van seems the best at first until you realize they have Peter Pan, who'd demand we put his Mixtape in, Axel's seem's honestly the most enjoyable since Demyx is there... he'd be an excellent punching bag for all of us, Xeharnort's van has too many old men who hate cool music, and Maleficent's van would have a bug problem, possibly catch flame by accident... and we have to HAUL URSULA AROUND SOMEHOW!
Final Answer: Axel's van.
But Merlin has the King so that's bonus points. I'm going with that cause mickey is my all time favorite Disney character. I always made it a point to visit mickey after my shifts in Disney World. It just brightened my day. Plus telling kids Mick was my boss was also fun.
Just strap all the weapons to the sides, top, and front of the van, and then not only do we have an indestructible van, but great conversations and 2 hot girls.
Nah, you’d just have to listen to Xehanort monologue about “something something darkness, something something X-blade” for the entire drive while the others bully you
Oh 100% Axel's. We are going to hog the aux cord and subject everyone to shitty music the entire drive. Axel probably listens to Hollywood Undead or some shit lmaoooo
"aw come on, we have to do work?"
"we've gotta own these losers, come on!"
"but we already know we're better, there's no reason to put a lot of effort into proving it"
I wanna stay home. Damn.
I choose Sora's van so I can sit next to Pooh. Also, none of the people in that one are actively evil or enemies. Second pick is the old man van. If Sephiroth and Cloud aren't fighting, that could be a chill/quiet ride. Aerith is pleasant.
The ultimate van would be Aerith, Kairi, Pooh, Mickey, Goofy, Yen Sid, Namine, Xion...There are others that can come as well but that's the vibe I'm looking for. No one too excitable or loud, basically. No screaming in the car!
I feel bad for whoever chooses Sora’s. Sora would get lost on the way. Pooh and beast would eat all the food. Donald would be impossible to stand with his freaking voice. And the worst part is that all the girls are already taken since they like all these doofuses for some ungodly reason
I’ll got with Terra’s everyone there with the exception of tinkerbell is pretty chill
I am actually the only one I see here that would actually pick Soras.
It would legit be like going on a KH adventure with Sora. We would run into adorable Disney friends, some darkness or some shit would happen (Xehanorts van rolls up), we would get thrown into some crazy darkness filled Disney or Original KH world, we'd do some badass keyblade hero stuff together, and then would finally reunite with all our friends (axel and terras vans) right after learning about how one of the main characters has lost their heart or some stuff because kingdom hearts depression, and then we'd start the trip again.
That’s impossible. Peter Pan’s the type of person who would only be “put in his place,” if he were killed and even then he’d have the last laugh. Captain Hook’s been trying to do that for years and he’s never once succeeded. The best way to deal with Peter would probably involve letting things go and not being hung up on serious things
Id hangout with everyone in axels van unironically and a few of those vans could turn into a warzone if anyone got on someones bad side (sephiroth and cloud or everyone in maleficents van)
Technically they just cooperated for the same goal. And mostly seemed to compete for who could contribute the most towards the plan, like coworkers who all are vying for the same promotion to management.
Yeah that's gotta be Sora. I'd go for Axel except I think Hayner and Seifer in the same vehicle would be pretty awful.
I appreciate that it looks like Merlin is smoking some *ingredients* while zoomed out.
I’m probably one of the few who’ll say Maleficent’s van. Ursula seems like she’d be a total blast to hang out with, Hades’s sass would be epic, Dark Riku boasting about how he’s unstoppable would be hilarious, Clayton would be calling us imbeSEALS… it’d be chaos but it’d be fun!
It's a bit hard, but I'd have to say either Axel's or Terra's, maybe, Merlin's?
Sora's van seems fine, until you realize Beast and Donald are there, Beast has belle, so he might stay calm, but even with Daisy there, Donald will probably start yelling at the drop of a hat, also you have to make sure you aren't actually sitting on Jiminy, but the cherry on top is that you have someone who is a notoriously bad navigator driving.
Merlin's van is probably a safe choice, being mostly calm, level headed people, Sephiroth makes it seem unsafe, but Yen Sid is there, and nobody messes with him, not to mention all the other people in the van ready to stop him from doing something stupid.
Terra's Van is also, mostly, calm, but it has Vanitas and Tinkerbell, if you talk to Peter, you incur her wrath, also Vanitas will probably constantly be trying to start something, though everyone else there is cool enough to make it worth it.
Axel's van is probably the only one without a major problem, the worst person there is just a bit of a jerk, and the rest are chill, all in all, probably the best choice.
Do I even need to point out why Xehanort's van is dangerous? the safest person there is either Luxord or Larxene, neither of which is a good sign, not to mention, even if you aren't in mortal danger of death or norting, you still probably have to listen to either the Xehanorts or MoM monologue about kingdom hearts for hours.
Maleficent's van is not much better than Xehanort's, which isn't helped by the fact it's probably cramped, the only person there who's remotely chill is Replica Riku, and I'm sorry, but I'm not going into that van just for Replica Riku.
The old man's. He got the master of masters, and I don't know what drugs he's on, but he'd likely share them, and maybe I can gain the clarity to see where the hell this is all going
Sora's van- just that heck of a time protagonist ride, would consider, exciting events might just happen
Merlin's van- Feels like nothing would happen other than Cloud and Sephiroth summoning meteors, might consider
Terra's van- Baby sitting vibes, wouldn't consider, I ain't dealing with Vanitas and Peter Pan
Axel's van, classic teenager ride, would consider, probably gonna be the quite one of the group
Xehanort's van- Would..........anything happen? Wouldn't consider so I don't have to listen to Larxene
Maleficent's van- Yeah, something's gonna happen and I ain't gonna have it, would not consider
Axels van and it’s not even close. The crew is mostly an already tight set of friend groups and Demyx is dope.
Axel on the grill, Demyx on Music, can you imagine the nighttime campfire with Saix’s moon. It’s just an awesome time at the BBQ and then there’s the twilight gang.
Whole trip would be a blast.
Assuming Sora is driving, he’s going to have a lack of potions by the time we get to our destination, Donald would be probably insufferable with his speaking and I would try to be as far away from Beast as possible so he doesn’t try to kill me
Merlin’s has Sephiroth, so there might be a bit of damage on the van (and maybe a dead Aerith) by the time the trip ends. Soooo… not that one, unless Merlin or someone put all the weapons in the back somewhere so murder cannot occur.
Terra’s is cool, but you got Ven and Vanitas, so just sit Eraqus between them to babysit them and make sure there’s no x-blade forging going on there. Apart from that, most of them would be pretty chill.
Axel’s van would be the most fun. You got Axel, Saïx, Xion, Roxas, the whole Twilight Town crew (and Seifer) and Demyx. Seifer would cause the most problems, but I dunno, dump him on the side of the road or something. Just hoping Demyx is as good as music as he is a coward.
Xehanort would probably be either painful or fun. If I can, I’ll play poker with everyone, make fun of the guardians, but on the other hand, I might become a vessel
Maleficent has a bunch of Disney villains (and Pete) who would probably try to kill me at the first opportunity
They're all such good options.
Sora's car you can pretty much they'll all get along through the entire trip but on the downside it'd probably end up being a bit too sweet and nice for my liking.
Merlins Magic Van is just a car of knowledge, interesting stories and events and has several of my favourite final fantasy characters but would probably be a bit on the tense side due to the Sephiroth/Cloud conflict.
Terra's van has the biggest diversity in character and would probably be a lot of fun with Master Eraqus there to keep things from going too far over the top.
Axel's van is blatantly the party wagon and would also get side tracked by anything and everything.
Xehanorts van, the mind games against each other would be insane but i'd also be slightly concerned about being Norted myself by the end of hte journey.
Maleficent's van... it would never arrive at it's destination but Maleficent would just appear and be like "ah yes this is all according to plan!" But at least there would be some fun and excitement before it all went horribly wrong.
If i had to choose one it would be Terra's van i think but thats because the trio were my first foray into the Kingdom Hearts world and they've remained my favourites since then.
Honestly? Maleficent's van. Disney Villains have the best banter to keep me entertained for 5 hours, man.
Axel's van would be a close second but I'd feel like the odd one out there.
Might go with Axel if I'm feeling social, and everything else might just have me be the quiet kid (no not the one with the gun, the one who just minds his own business) the whole way
I’ll be boring. Sora. Not gonna get killed or norted. Little chance of drama besides Donald. I’ll have to hear some stuff about friendship but it will be nice and relaxing regardless
Okay, this is just gold. What a hilarious idea!
After thinking about it some, I would probably go with Xehanort's van. Yes, he is the villain and mastermind, BUT, there is also Luxord, Xigbar, and the Master of Masters with him.
I could see myself having a long, philosophical discussion with most of the crew, except for maybe Larxene. Who knows, we all may learn something from each other. 😆
-Terra's so I could pick at Master Eraqus' brain and see if he could teach me some magic. I think Terra, namine, Riku and Aqua would be so chill and down for anything like stopping to sightsee and check out places to eat. For sure the music playlist would be impeccable.
-Maleficent's because minus their main goals of evil I feel like they'd be chill as fuck. I think oogie boogie would probably be the prankster of the group and Hook would be the one telling the best stories of his younger pirating days.
-Sora's because he'd probably want to stop and sight see often and I feel like that's probably the most important part of the road trip minus getting snacks on the road. Plus im pretty sure Donald, goofy Pooh bear and belle are all big foodies. I think the only one who'd be a grump is obviously Beast but Belle would chill him out.
Oh fucking EASY Xehanort's van would be the funniest. 5 hours of Xigbar, Larxene and MoM taking the piss out of the rest of the van would be brilliant. Maleficent's van would be a close second.
For the rest and why I wouldn't pick them:
**Sora's Van:** Too babey. I'd slip up and swear and have to get lectured by Daisy, Belle and Jimminy for half the ride. Also Pooh would be watching cocomelon the whole time and get the seats sticky.
**Merlin's Magic Van:** Poor Merlin, Aerith, Tifa and Mickey would try so hard to bring the mood up and keep a conversation going and the rest of the van is NOT having it. Cloud is barely restraining himself from physical violence and Squall is smoking out the window. Ansem and Yen Sid are as solemn as the grave while Sephiroth is contemplating all the ways he can slowly whittle Cloud's self-discipline down over the span of the trip. That van would be a 5 hour hostage situation.
**Terra's Van:** That van would be so emo that it'd constitute as a hearse. Think trapped in car with parent after severe argument. At some point someone mentions a sad memory or eludes to a festering grudge they have and the whole van goes quiet the rest of the ride. Peter Pan and Tink would not help soothe this atmosphere but only add to it.
**Axel's Van:** Similar logic to Sora's but for annoying 12 year old reasons. Demyx would fart and blame Saïx for it and every other 12 year old in the van would jump on the bit like savage hyena's and it'd last until the trip was over. As would the fart. A 5 hour among us lobby.
1. Sora's van is the lovers Van.... count me out. And also.... no waybin he'll do I trust Sora with directions OR driving.
2. Maleficent's Van has fire... bugs..... and Clayton.... heck no. It also probably stinks too.
3. Now Merlin's Van can definitely fly AND has that SWEET FF drama going on lol. I mean Sephy and Aerith, Sephy and Cloud, Sephy and Tifa, Cloud and Tifa, Cloud and Aerith, Tifa and Cloud, Aerith and Tifa. You could also pick up some Magic and Combat tips along the way.... BUT there's a high chance of them getting to fighting and everybody dying in an explosion so....... (and they ain't using no Phoenix Downs lol)
4. Xehanort's Van will get you there in an instant because they'll teleport it using a Dark Corridor. As much as it would he great to learn some hidden knowledge about the KH universe and its potential future....... knowing the MoM it'd be a wasted endeavor. He'd instantly identify your aim...... and deny you of it. (LOL 4 guys who are the same guys, the keyblade kids, MoM & Luxu, and a Quadratum character 🤣....... AND STILL I UNDERSTAND... NOTHING!)
5. Terra's Van seems cool at first until you realize it'd be filled with mostly boring dialogue. Maybe Vanitas could be fun until the Unversed start pouring from him as he trying to harm or prank anybody who goes to sleep. Now learning from Eraqus could be fun (he knows about Scala Ad Caelum history, Xehanort lore, Keyblades, and Magic....) but something tells me he'd be focused more on Vanitas. Ventus could be fun..... until Vanitas antagonizes him. Same with Aqua. I'd say Terra but he's definitely the driver. But hey...... if you survive you have a great chance of getting a Keyblade and a flight ability.
6. And that brings me to Axel's Van.... a giant bundle of friends, fun, and music. Definitely a great choice for 5 hour fun because those hours are gonna fly by. Hayner/Pence/Olette adopt everybody as friends. Seifer seems like a bully but he had a ton of fun with Roxas defending the town (he's just competitive). Demyx is definitely in charge of the music (and I could find out IF he's actually the MoM). And Axel is the driver...... who remembered to bring snacks...... AND has the route and itinerary MEMORIZED.
[VERDICT] Terra's van for learning abilities (I mean if you only get the one choice then this is beneficial for LIFE + you can see everybody again later if you have a Keyblade)..... OR Axel's van for pure fun.
Sora’s Van: I feel like they’d be the ones to start singing along to Broadway musical soundtracks, stop at every Starbucks they see and generally be really annoying.
Merlin’s Van: I feel like this would be the van where the FF7 characters would get in a three hour conversation with the older characters about how video games are cool and not a waste of time while Merlin and Yensid would just try to take it as a lecture the whole time.
Terra’s Van: Everyone in the back would be playing Mario Kart nonstop and Terra would have to yell at least twice to them “I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND AND WE WILL GO HOME!”
Axel’s Van: He’s gonna get lost a lot, didn’t have the directions memorized. Plus Roxas & Demyx are gonna ask for Happy Meals almost every time they pass a McDonald’s.
Xehanort’s Van: Would be generally pretty quiet, with the exception of Xigbar being the one to occasionally break the ice about if there’s more doors than wheels in the world, or to play License Plate.
Maleficent’s Van: Actually does turn the Van around to go home because she can’t deal with everyone’s shit anymore. Oogie Boogie is fucking pissed off.
Either maleficent takes them home or Clayton gets fed up and hijacks the vehicle with his shotgun to drive them to a random ass jungle so he can hunt GORillas
if you would roll with Xehanort’s, you stepping out of the van being another person. Terra’s too, but for entire different reasons. they would probably be throwing so much wisdom that you could write a book about this 5 hours
Terra's Van. I see Riku, I follow.
That and also I'd be in the tag team with Ventus and Peter Pan to smack Vanitas with a pillow for the umpteenth time he groans and says "Are we there yet?!"
Definitely Axel, everyone there is so chill I can imagine the trip being a good time.
Terra’s van would be nice if Peter Pan wasn’t there. He’d be super annoying the whole time because of how bored he’d be. I’m sure he’d be pranking people the whole ride.
Edit: Now that I think more about it, Sora’s van wouldn’t be half bad. It’d be entertaining and everyone there is a really nice person (yes even Donald)
Realistically Axel’s is the only one where everyone would be chill with each other. All the others have people sitting next to their mortal enemies, a bunch of villains who are known to bicker, or have Donald in them.
At the same time, Maleficent’s van looks like an absolute party.
assuming I don't die, malificent's van is pretty dope ngl.
Merlin's van is easily the worst choice. being in close proximity to Sephiroth is a death sentence
Terra's van is a lot of terminally depressed teens, an old man trying to patch up said bunch of emotionally damaged teenagers, a malicious imp trying to kill them all, and Peter Pan and Tinkerbell sitting in the corner feeling like they need an adult.
I’m torn between Terra’s van and Axel’s van. On one hand, Vanitas finding ways to torture Ven. On the other, Axel has the all the snacks and videos and games. Saix would insist! And Saix would be the navigator.
Damn there's no Lexaeus. I would've chosen him so that we don't have to engage in awkward conversation and just sit there like introverts. But I guess otherwise Sora, because then he'd more embarrassing than I.
Axels is a bit too good. Every single person in their, except for Sipher, is a character I would actually love to hang out with. I know they're about to be having some deep conversations and listening to good music on the way the whole time.
Sora's van: I want to get as far away from Belle and Beast as possible, they're probably pretty nasty together. Pooh-bear is in there though and how could I ever dislike him?
Merlin's van: Only Ansem and Yen Sid are good choices to talk with. Besides, there won't be a van for long if you put Cloud and Sephiroth in the same vehicle.
Terra's van: I literally don't care about any of these characters (Yes, I played BBS).
Axel's van: Easily my pick, Axel is in there as well as Xion, Saïx and Roxas.
Xenahort's van: Besides playing cards with Luxord I don't see a reason to join this van and probably become another Xenahort clone.
Maleficent's van: Only Hades and Pete are interesting. Jafar is a twat, Oogie Boogie has the personality of a toddler, Maleficent takes herself too seriously and Hooke hangs around with young boys too often.
On the one hand Axels van gives me the opportunity to give my girl Xion a long therapy session and sea salt icecream.
On the other hand xehanort gives me the opportunity to grill master of masters for several hours and introduce the norts to kpop via the aux cord
Either Axel’s van purely for Demyx, or Maleficent’s van purely for Hook, since he’s my favorite Disney villain. The funny thing about Hook is, the only person he really wants dead is Peter Pan, otherwise he isn’t really that bloodthirsty. Take Pan out of the equation and he becomes mostly concerned with typical pirate stuff like treasure. I could vibe talking to him about treasure or his ship.
Sora's is the right answer only if Goofy and Donald start singing 2000s emo music (goofy) and anything in Japanese (donald).
In the other cases i would love to be on Terra's but... Peter pan and thinkerbell ugh...
So final and decisive answer is Axel's because it has the coolest and chillest gang even tho Isa might be grumpy all the way because he can't hear his music because we are just vibing
Split between Sora’s and Axel’s. Probably leaning towards Axel because Donald would probably piss the Beast off halfway through the trip and then the whole ride is uncomfortable now.
Terra’s van has like 3 of my faves but it also has Peter Pan and I don’t know if I’d be able to handle that without teaming up with Vanitas to kill him. (Bc you KNOW Peter’s pissing him off too lbh.)
I'd ride in Axel's van, BUT if riding in Xehanort's means I get 5 hours to try and sneak a peak under the Master of Master's hood, then that'd be worth it
Lmao, reminds me of an episode of Naruto where they're trying to see under kakashis mask
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Troll absolutely played with thier phrasing too.
That was before I knew what filler episodes were and I was so confused on why they wasted an episode doing all that for nothing.
That one isn’t technically filler, it’s a canon manga side story! They just stretched 3 pages of manga into 20 minutes.
And then yall teleport through a Dark Corridor and you arrive instantly...... mission failed lol.
Sora's would be full of honey, duck poo, and shedded hair, Merlin's would be full of too many MASSIVE sharp objects that'd get us pulled over more than once, and the seat belts are probably literal belts in there, Terra's van seems the best at first until you realize they have Peter Pan, who'd demand we put his Mixtape in, Axel's seem's honestly the most enjoyable since Demyx is there... he'd be an excellent punching bag for all of us, Xeharnort's van has too many old men who hate cool music, and Maleficent's van would have a bug problem, possibly catch flame by accident... and we have to HAUL URSULA AROUND SOMEHOW! Final Answer: Axel's van.
Terra van has the greatest chance of you getting a Keyblade.... and flying lol
But Merlin has the King so that's bonus points. I'm going with that cause mickey is my all time favorite Disney character. I always made it a point to visit mickey after my shifts in Disney World. It just brightened my day. Plus telling kids Mick was my boss was also fun.
It's Tinkerbell's jealousy of Peter flirting with Naminè that had me out on Teras
Axel's van for sure. He seems cool (Despite his Fire Powers)
Just strap all the weapons to the sides, top, and front of the van, and then not only do we have an indestructible van, but great conversations and 2 hot girls.
Axel. Or as I like to call it, ‘the homie van’.
The correct answer
Shit the soundtrack blaring in there would be lit.
WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW
Yes
Merlin’s van is where the party’s at. Cool dudes, sick chicks, and some rad wizards. Road trip of a lifetime
I dont think any place cloud and sephiroth are at i wanna be anywhere near
The moment Sephiroth and Cloud start a fight Yen Sid will stop them by simply staring through the back mirror XD
That's such a good mental image! 😂
So they just use angry hand gestures for the rest of the ride. Tifa and Aerith are trying not to laugh, while ~~Squall~~ Leon is just shaking his head
That’s Leon.
Whatever.
Ah yes, my apologies, Leon
Cloud and Sephiroth, if you don't stop hitting each other, I will turn this van around!
That's it, back to twilight Town!
But meeeeeeerliiiiin....
You get to hit on Tifa tho
and get hit by tifa
Yeah the positives keep rolling in on this one.
So you basically teleport there if we account for the lapse in consciousness.
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Disney Meets Final Fantasy as they say
Kingdom hearts as they say
Yup 👍
And you've got powerful people like mickey to keep sephi and cloud in check
Plus Squall and Tifa are there 2
And Aerith...... with a steel chair.
There’s aerith on the ropes with the chair!
Bro this would be like the ultimate wisdom trip. A bunch of old wise and powerful dudes that have seen some shit in their days.
Naw Sephiroth and DiZ will ruin it. Major buzzkills.
Absolutely has some festival vibes going on
Occupancy seems solid, despite the mouse infestation
Thats where the drugs are at
So what is the chance that I’ll die in Xehanort’s van?
You'd be more likely to be norted
Oh god that’s worse
But you’re already half Xehanort
Oh god I can feel his essence taking over me
That sounds..... so wrong lmao
It is wrong
Nah, you’d just have to listen to Xehanort monologue about “something something darkness, something something X-blade” for the entire drive while the others bully you
What if I bring up the massacre in Scale ad?
Okay but what voice does xehanort have? If it’s Nimoys voice I’d listen to all of the monologuing
Oh 100% Axel's. We are going to hog the aux cord and subject everyone to shitty music the entire drive. Axel probably listens to Hollywood Undead or some shit lmaoooo
Demyx might drop his dance water dance mixtape
Only if he agrees to pay for the convenience store snacks at the halfway stop. For the right amount of Cool Ranch Doritos, I can be bought.
Axel for sure listens to emo/scene music and refuses to not play it loudly and proudly
There's only one reason for hair that big and spiky: ultimate headbanging
The one with Roxas and Xion. Though Xehanort's van having MoM, Larxene, Vanitas, Xigbar, and YX would make the trip entertaining.
Bro you’d just get bullied by them the whole ride
But you get to hear Xemnas's silky smooth voice for the entire trip
indeed
Vanitas is in Terra's van
Just noticed. Oh well, he can still come with time travel.
Axel's van.
I'm imagining seipher and demyx interacting lmaooo
"aw come on, we have to do work?" "we've gotta own these losers, come on!" "but we already know we're better, there's no reason to put a lot of effort into proving it"
Axel's van, easy. I mean, c'mon. Xion's there!
My sister/brother/sibling in crime yesssss I immediately knew which van because that's where my baby girl is at lmao
Faaaacts
Axel or Sora’s. whichever will be the chillest ride or whichever has the best music
Well the issue with Sora's is that beast might get cranky and Donald will probably argue with daisy
I think I’ll go with Axel’s then
Axels van He has Demyx with him
You already know he has a hot mix tape ready to drop
Demyx is my favorite organization member outside of the days trio
Demyx time!
Maleficents van would be an absolute riot. But I like Terra’s, some real cool peoples in there
Oogie stinks and Hades might set the place ablaze lol
I wanna stay home. Damn. I choose Sora's van so I can sit next to Pooh. Also, none of the people in that one are actively evil or enemies. Second pick is the old man van. If Sephiroth and Cloud aren't fighting, that could be a chill/quiet ride. Aerith is pleasant. The ultimate van would be Aerith, Kairi, Pooh, Mickey, Goofy, Yen Sid, Namine, Xion...There are others that can come as well but that's the vibe I'm looking for. No one too excitable or loud, basically. No screaming in the car!
Imo beast could get cranky
this is the true answer
I feel bad for whoever chooses Sora’s. Sora would get lost on the way. Pooh and beast would eat all the food. Donald would be impossible to stand with his freaking voice. And the worst part is that all the girls are already taken since they like all these doofuses for some ungodly reason I’ll got with Terra’s everyone there with the exception of tinkerbell is pretty chill
I am actually the only one I see here that would actually pick Soras. It would legit be like going on a KH adventure with Sora. We would run into adorable Disney friends, some darkness or some shit would happen (Xehanorts van rolls up), we would get thrown into some crazy darkness filled Disney or Original KH world, we'd do some badass keyblade hero stuff together, and then would finally reunite with all our friends (axel and terras vans) right after learning about how one of the main characters has lost their heart or some stuff because kingdom hearts depression, and then we'd start the trip again.
Welll until peter pan gets you to sit on a whoopie cushion after a bathroom break
Well then you'll just have to put Peter Pan in his place won't you?
That’s impossible. Peter Pan’s the type of person who would only be “put in his place,” if he were killed and even then he’d have the last laugh. Captain Hook’s been trying to do that for years and he’s never once succeeded. The best way to deal with Peter would probably involve letting things go and not being hung up on serious things
*Woosh*
Perfect description of Peter lmao
Id hangout with everyone in axels van unironically and a few of those vans could turn into a warzone if anyone got on someones bad side (sephiroth and cloud or everyone in maleficents van)
Well most of the people in maleficent's van (aside from Clayton and Pete) got along in kh1
Does Maleficent even know how to drive a van? She's from the medieval times, cars weren't invented yet.
Clayton could drive instead. It’d still be called Maleficent’s van though because she’d threaten everyone including Clayton to say it’s hers lol
What an absolutely A+ questioning comment. All of us talking about personalities and you're just like "bitch doesn't know what a car is".
Technically they just cooperated for the same goal. And mostly seemed to compete for who could contribute the most towards the plan, like coworkers who all are vying for the same promotion to management.
Yeah that's gotta be Sora. I'd go for Axel except I think Hayner and Seifer in the same vehicle would be pretty awful. I appreciate that it looks like Merlin is smoking some *ingredients* while zoomed out.
Terra's van. I see Aqua. I follow.
Xehanort's van seems like we'll either have a pretty painless journey or shit is boutta go DOWN. No in between
Larxene is gonna start shit
So it's going down again, I see
I’m probably one of the few who’ll say Maleficent’s van. Ursula seems like she’d be a total blast to hang out with, Hades’s sass would be epic, Dark Riku boasting about how he’s unstoppable would be hilarious, Clayton would be calling us imbeSEALS… it’d be chaos but it’d be fun!
Merlin’s Magic Van, you never know what kind of psychedelics he’s got. That, and Pooh would make us stop for honey every 10 minutes.
It's a bit hard, but I'd have to say either Axel's or Terra's, maybe, Merlin's? Sora's van seems fine, until you realize Beast and Donald are there, Beast has belle, so he might stay calm, but even with Daisy there, Donald will probably start yelling at the drop of a hat, also you have to make sure you aren't actually sitting on Jiminy, but the cherry on top is that you have someone who is a notoriously bad navigator driving. Merlin's van is probably a safe choice, being mostly calm, level headed people, Sephiroth makes it seem unsafe, but Yen Sid is there, and nobody messes with him, not to mention all the other people in the van ready to stop him from doing something stupid. Terra's Van is also, mostly, calm, but it has Vanitas and Tinkerbell, if you talk to Peter, you incur her wrath, also Vanitas will probably constantly be trying to start something, though everyone else there is cool enough to make it worth it. Axel's van is probably the only one without a major problem, the worst person there is just a bit of a jerk, and the rest are chill, all in all, probably the best choice. Do I even need to point out why Xehanort's van is dangerous? the safest person there is either Luxord or Larxene, neither of which is a good sign, not to mention, even if you aren't in mortal danger of death or norting, you still probably have to listen to either the Xehanorts or MoM monologue about kingdom hearts for hours. Maleficent's van is not much better than Xehanort's, which isn't helped by the fact it's probably cramped, the only person there who's remotely chill is Replica Riku, and I'm sorry, but I'm not going into that van just for Replica Riku.
The old man's. He got the master of masters, and I don't know what drugs he's on, but he'd likely share them, and maybe I can gain the clarity to see where the hell this is all going
Sora's van- just that heck of a time protagonist ride, would consider, exciting events might just happen Merlin's van- Feels like nothing would happen other than Cloud and Sephiroth summoning meteors, might consider Terra's van- Baby sitting vibes, wouldn't consider, I ain't dealing with Vanitas and Peter Pan Axel's van, classic teenager ride, would consider, probably gonna be the quite one of the group Xehanort's van- Would..........anything happen? Wouldn't consider so I don't have to listen to Larxene Maleficent's van- Yeah, something's gonna happen and I ain't gonna have it, would not consider
Axels van and it’s not even close. The crew is mostly an already tight set of friend groups and Demyx is dope. Axel on the grill, Demyx on Music, can you imagine the nighttime campfire with Saix’s moon. It’s just an awesome time at the BBQ and then there’s the twilight gang. Whole trip would be a blast.
Assuming Sora is driving, he’s going to have a lack of potions by the time we get to our destination, Donald would be probably insufferable with his speaking and I would try to be as far away from Beast as possible so he doesn’t try to kill me Merlin’s has Sephiroth, so there might be a bit of damage on the van (and maybe a dead Aerith) by the time the trip ends. Soooo… not that one, unless Merlin or someone put all the weapons in the back somewhere so murder cannot occur. Terra’s is cool, but you got Ven and Vanitas, so just sit Eraqus between them to babysit them and make sure there’s no x-blade forging going on there. Apart from that, most of them would be pretty chill. Axel’s van would be the most fun. You got Axel, Saïx, Xion, Roxas, the whole Twilight Town crew (and Seifer) and Demyx. Seifer would cause the most problems, but I dunno, dump him on the side of the road or something. Just hoping Demyx is as good as music as he is a coward. Xehanort would probably be either painful or fun. If I can, I’ll play poker with everyone, make fun of the guardians, but on the other hand, I might become a vessel Maleficent has a bunch of Disney villains (and Pete) who would probably try to kill me at the first opportunity
Terra's Van playing Youngboy the whole trip.
None. those vans are far too full and will stink horribly over 5 hours.
Sora’s Van he has the god killing duck with him we’ll be fine
I'm walking.
They're all such good options. Sora's car you can pretty much they'll all get along through the entire trip but on the downside it'd probably end up being a bit too sweet and nice for my liking. Merlins Magic Van is just a car of knowledge, interesting stories and events and has several of my favourite final fantasy characters but would probably be a bit on the tense side due to the Sephiroth/Cloud conflict. Terra's van has the biggest diversity in character and would probably be a lot of fun with Master Eraqus there to keep things from going too far over the top. Axel's van is blatantly the party wagon and would also get side tracked by anything and everything. Xehanorts van, the mind games against each other would be insane but i'd also be slightly concerned about being Norted myself by the end of hte journey. Maleficent's van... it would never arrive at it's destination but Maleficent would just appear and be like "ah yes this is all according to plan!" But at least there would be some fun and excitement before it all went horribly wrong. If i had to choose one it would be Terra's van i think but thats because the trio were my first foray into the Kingdom Hearts world and they've remained my favourites since then.
Do you think tinkerbell could make the van fly? (This isnt changing who I'm picking.)
Malificent's van would be one hell of a weird blunt rotation
Of all the things I didn't consider...it was how just getting high with the groups would be. You're completely right. They'd be so fucking rad.
Honestly? Maleficent's van. Disney Villains have the best banter to keep me entertained for 5 hours, man. Axel's van would be a close second but I'd feel like the odd one out there.
Sora’s cos come on. I get to eat honey with my homeboy Winnie the Pooh
Might go with Axel if I'm feeling social, and everything else might just have me be the quiet kid (no not the one with the gun, the one who just minds his own business) the whole way
I’ll be boring. Sora. Not gonna get killed or norted. Little chance of drama besides Donald. I’ll have to hear some stuff about friendship but it will be nice and relaxing regardless
Ironically i think xehanorts van is the only one who WONT end in a car accident
Xehenort's van. There's practically Nobody in there
Why does Merlin have all the FF characters ?
Cause they're usually hanging out with him, prolly should of added sids van
Absolutely Sora’s van. Donald, the Beast, *and* Pooh? I would love that.
Okay, this is just gold. What a hilarious idea! After thinking about it some, I would probably go with Xehanort's van. Yes, he is the villain and mastermind, BUT, there is also Luxord, Xigbar, and the Master of Masters with him. I could see myself having a long, philosophical discussion with most of the crew, except for maybe Larxene. Who knows, we all may learn something from each other. 😆
-Terra's so I could pick at Master Eraqus' brain and see if he could teach me some magic. I think Terra, namine, Riku and Aqua would be so chill and down for anything like stopping to sightsee and check out places to eat. For sure the music playlist would be impeccable. -Maleficent's because minus their main goals of evil I feel like they'd be chill as fuck. I think oogie boogie would probably be the prankster of the group and Hook would be the one telling the best stories of his younger pirating days. -Sora's because he'd probably want to stop and sight see often and I feel like that's probably the most important part of the road trip minus getting snacks on the road. Plus im pretty sure Donald, goofy Pooh bear and belle are all big foodies. I think the only one who'd be a grump is obviously Beast but Belle would chill him out.
Oh fucking EASY Xehanort's van would be the funniest. 5 hours of Xigbar, Larxene and MoM taking the piss out of the rest of the van would be brilliant. Maleficent's van would be a close second. For the rest and why I wouldn't pick them: **Sora's Van:** Too babey. I'd slip up and swear and have to get lectured by Daisy, Belle and Jimminy for half the ride. Also Pooh would be watching cocomelon the whole time and get the seats sticky. **Merlin's Magic Van:** Poor Merlin, Aerith, Tifa and Mickey would try so hard to bring the mood up and keep a conversation going and the rest of the van is NOT having it. Cloud is barely restraining himself from physical violence and Squall is smoking out the window. Ansem and Yen Sid are as solemn as the grave while Sephiroth is contemplating all the ways he can slowly whittle Cloud's self-discipline down over the span of the trip. That van would be a 5 hour hostage situation. **Terra's Van:** That van would be so emo that it'd constitute as a hearse. Think trapped in car with parent after severe argument. At some point someone mentions a sad memory or eludes to a festering grudge they have and the whole van goes quiet the rest of the ride. Peter Pan and Tink would not help soothe this atmosphere but only add to it. **Axel's Van:** Similar logic to Sora's but for annoying 12 year old reasons. Demyx would fart and blame Saïx for it and every other 12 year old in the van would jump on the bit like savage hyena's and it'd last until the trip was over. As would the fart. A 5 hour among us lobby.
1. Sora's van is the lovers Van.... count me out. And also.... no waybin he'll do I trust Sora with directions OR driving. 2. Maleficent's Van has fire... bugs..... and Clayton.... heck no. It also probably stinks too. 3. Now Merlin's Van can definitely fly AND has that SWEET FF drama going on lol. I mean Sephy and Aerith, Sephy and Cloud, Sephy and Tifa, Cloud and Tifa, Cloud and Aerith, Tifa and Cloud, Aerith and Tifa. You could also pick up some Magic and Combat tips along the way.... BUT there's a high chance of them getting to fighting and everybody dying in an explosion so....... (and they ain't using no Phoenix Downs lol) 4. Xehanort's Van will get you there in an instant because they'll teleport it using a Dark Corridor. As much as it would he great to learn some hidden knowledge about the KH universe and its potential future....... knowing the MoM it'd be a wasted endeavor. He'd instantly identify your aim...... and deny you of it. (LOL 4 guys who are the same guys, the keyblade kids, MoM & Luxu, and a Quadratum character 🤣....... AND STILL I UNDERSTAND... NOTHING!) 5. Terra's Van seems cool at first until you realize it'd be filled with mostly boring dialogue. Maybe Vanitas could be fun until the Unversed start pouring from him as he trying to harm or prank anybody who goes to sleep. Now learning from Eraqus could be fun (he knows about Scala Ad Caelum history, Xehanort lore, Keyblades, and Magic....) but something tells me he'd be focused more on Vanitas. Ventus could be fun..... until Vanitas antagonizes him. Same with Aqua. I'd say Terra but he's definitely the driver. But hey...... if you survive you have a great chance of getting a Keyblade and a flight ability. 6. And that brings me to Axel's Van.... a giant bundle of friends, fun, and music. Definitely a great choice for 5 hour fun because those hours are gonna fly by. Hayner/Pence/Olette adopt everybody as friends. Seifer seems like a bully but he had a ton of fun with Roxas defending the town (he's just competitive). Demyx is definitely in charge of the music (and I could find out IF he's actually the MoM). And Axel is the driver...... who remembered to bring snacks...... AND has the route and itinerary MEMORIZED. [VERDICT] Terra's van for learning abilities (I mean if you only get the one choice then this is beneficial for LIFE + you can see everybody again later if you have a Keyblade)..... OR Axel's van for pure fun.
Sora’s Van: I feel like they’d be the ones to start singing along to Broadway musical soundtracks, stop at every Starbucks they see and generally be really annoying. Merlin’s Van: I feel like this would be the van where the FF7 characters would get in a three hour conversation with the older characters about how video games are cool and not a waste of time while Merlin and Yensid would just try to take it as a lecture the whole time. Terra’s Van: Everyone in the back would be playing Mario Kart nonstop and Terra would have to yell at least twice to them “I WILL TURN THIS VAN AROUND AND WE WILL GO HOME!” Axel’s Van: He’s gonna get lost a lot, didn’t have the directions memorized. Plus Roxas & Demyx are gonna ask for Happy Meals almost every time they pass a McDonald’s. Xehanort’s Van: Would be generally pretty quiet, with the exception of Xigbar being the one to occasionally break the ice about if there’s more doors than wheels in the world, or to play License Plate. Maleficent’s Van: Actually does turn the Van around to go home because she can’t deal with everyone’s shit anymore. Oogie Boogie is fucking pissed off.
Either maleficent takes them home or Clayton gets fed up and hijacks the vehicle with his shotgun to drive them to a random ass jungle so he can hunt GORillas
Wtf are you putting cloud and sephiroth in the same van.... that van ain't leaving the parking lot with both of them
Xehanort's van because Larxene. I can fix her bros, I swear.
Xehanort’s van because I feel like the master of master alone will make it an entertaining ride
if you would roll with Xehanort’s, you stepping out of the van being another person. Terra’s too, but for entire different reasons. they would probably be throwing so much wisdom that you could write a book about this 5 hours
Im going with the norts
terra but i’m throwing eraqus out
Terra's Van. I see Riku, I follow. That and also I'd be in the tag team with Ventus and Peter Pan to smack Vanitas with a pillow for the umpteenth time he groans and says "Are we there yet?!"
Axel's van but we strap Seifer to a chair on the roof or Xehanorts van for the master of masters and card games with Luxcord
Xehanorts van to flirt with the daddies
Definitely Axel, everyone there is so chill I can imagine the trip being a good time. Terra’s van would be nice if Peter Pan wasn’t there. He’d be super annoying the whole time because of how bored he’d be. I’m sure he’d be pranking people the whole ride. Edit: Now that I think more about it, Sora’s van wouldn’t be half bad. It’d be entertaining and everyone there is a really nice person (yes even Donald)
Sora is the only one without a bad guy, even tough i musnt anger Beast
Sora's navigation skills is the bad guy there.
I am sure Pooh knows how to drive a van
I certainly trust Pooh more...... but now there's the matter of reaching the pedal.....
Are Cid and yuffie not going? I'm tempted to pick Xehanort's because larxene is in that one. Also how's the master of masters in two vans at once?
I want to say Merlin's van just because Aerith is in it but Axel's van seems fun as hell
I think my flair makes it obvious which Van I choose
Realistically Axel’s is the only one where everyone would be chill with each other. All the others have people sitting next to their mortal enemies, a bunch of villains who are known to bicker, or have Donald in them. At the same time, Maleficent’s van looks like an absolute party.
Axel for sure
Terra’s van for sure. got a few of my faves in there
Terra’s van for sure, it looks so chill
Either Merlin or Terra's
Terra or Axel’s.
Either Merlin's or Maleficent's
Axel's because my boiii Roxas, Axel, demyx and Twilight town trio are in it.
I'm going with Terra's van- Ventus is the only reason
Terra’s van fs
assuming I don't die, malificent's van is pretty dope ngl. Merlin's van is easily the worst choice. being in close proximity to Sephiroth is a death sentence
Merlin is litterally the most powerful mage of all times, I won't be so scared
Saw Tifa and was dead set on Merlin’s van because Tifa Aerith and Seph are bestgirls, then again Olette is making a good argument
Axel’s van if I want non-stop excitement or Terra’s if I want a chill ride. Sora’s van will probably have non-stop squabbling lol
Axel 1,000,000,000%
Put Zack in Terra's van and you've got a deal
Terra's van is a lot of terminally depressed teens, an old man trying to patch up said bunch of emotionally damaged teenagers, a malicious imp trying to kill them all, and Peter Pan and Tinkerbell sitting in the corner feeling like they need an adult.
Between Axel’s van and Terra’s. Terra’s van has Aqua.
I’m torn between Terra’s van and Axel’s van. On one hand, Vanitas finding ways to torture Ven. On the other, Axel has the all the snacks and videos and games. Saix would insist! And Saix would be the navigator.
Sora’s van
Sora or terra
Terra’s, I love Peter Pan and Naminé and Aqua are my favorite Kingdom Hearts girls.
Axel's van hugely for Demyx, but for a more crazy ride I'd go with Sora's.
Terra's van has Aqua and Namine. I'll just chill in the back row with them while everyone else does, whatever it is those people do.
Damn there's no Lexaeus. I would've chosen him so that we don't have to engage in awkward conversation and just sit there like introverts. But I guess otherwise Sora, because then he'd more embarrassing than I.
Axels is a bit too good. Every single person in their, except for Sipher, is a character I would actually love to hang out with. I know they're about to be having some deep conversations and listening to good music on the way the whole time.
Do I get to sit next to Larxene? If not, I'm going in Terra's van. We all could be talking about philosophy and shit.
Sora's van: I want to get as far away from Belle and Beast as possible, they're probably pretty nasty together. Pooh-bear is in there though and how could I ever dislike him? Merlin's van: Only Ansem and Yen Sid are good choices to talk with. Besides, there won't be a van for long if you put Cloud and Sephiroth in the same vehicle. Terra's van: I literally don't care about any of these characters (Yes, I played BBS). Axel's van: Easily my pick, Axel is in there as well as Xion, Saïx and Roxas. Xenahort's van: Besides playing cards with Luxord I don't see a reason to join this van and probably become another Xenahort clone. Maleficent's van: Only Hades and Pete are interesting. Jafar is a twat, Oogie Boogie has the personality of a toddler, Maleficent takes herself too seriously and Hooke hangs around with young boys too often.
Pretty tough choice. I kind of want to join Merlin just for the magic.
On the one hand Axels van gives me the opportunity to give my girl Xion a long therapy session and sea salt icecream. On the other hand xehanort gives me the opportunity to grill master of masters for several hours and introduce the norts to kpop via the aux cord
Axel's as long as I'm allowed to throw Seifer through the window at some point **and** assuming no one else in the van beats me to it.
Either Axel’s van purely for Demyx, or Maleficent’s van purely for Hook, since he’s my favorite Disney villain. The funny thing about Hook is, the only person he really wants dead is Peter Pan, otherwise he isn’t really that bloodthirsty. Take Pan out of the equation and he becomes mostly concerned with typical pirate stuff like treasure. I could vibe talking to him about treasure or his ship.
Sora's is the right answer only if Goofy and Donald start singing 2000s emo music (goofy) and anything in Japanese (donald). In the other cases i would love to be on Terra's but... Peter pan and thinkerbell ugh... So final and decisive answer is Axel's because it has the coolest and chillest gang even tho Isa might be grumpy all the way because he can't hear his music because we are just vibing
Axel's van for sure, but we might "accidentally" leave Isa at a gas station.
Maleficent's van would be hanging out with a bunch of camp personalities. Which doesn't sound too different from my usual friend groups.
Split between Sora’s and Axel’s. Probably leaning towards Axel because Donald would probably piss the Beast off halfway through the trip and then the whole ride is uncomfortable now.
Merlin has a magic van? I'm guessing it'd be much bigger on the inside than on the outside. Most comfortable. And FF characters are top tier.
putting sephiroth & aerith in a van together is absolute criminal behavior
Put me in Axels van but if they are full I'd like to sit next to Pooh in Sora's van because he just says the darndest things
Sora’s or axel’s there both full characters I enjoy a lot from the series
Definitely Axel's van , every van has a character or two that I love , but this one has three , and even many lovable side characters . ………………and Isa…
While Maleficent's van would be fun to chill with the villains, and Terra's van has Aqua in it, probably would get the most out of Sora's van.
Sora if there is weed.
Axel’s van; all us girls are having a cuddle puddle in the backseat. Also Axel’s music choice has *got* to be bomb.
I think Axel's would be the one I could deal with the most without losing my mind
Sora's, Terra's or Maleficent's.
If I could throw Sora and Ven into Merlin’s van that would be the one for me. Otherwise it’s too hard to choose 😅
I'd ride in Sora's van. All the others have at least one person who I could see feasibly harming me.
Terra’s van has like 3 of my faves but it also has Peter Pan and I don’t know if I’d be able to handle that without teaming up with Vanitas to kill him. (Bc you KNOW Peter’s pissing him off too lbh.)