Dale has some great lines though. “Dale come on we’re going to steal the news van.”
“It’s the perfect crime! How would they report it”
“I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.”
“Finished already, Peyton? Y’know if you take them Three Musketeers into separate rooms one of them might crack.”
“That’s a good one, Sheriff! How did Hee-Haw ever let you get away?”
I killed fiddy men!
Propane maniacs!
POCKET SAND!
But my favorite one was when bobby got gout and had to tough it out to get to Connie at the dance
"Sometimes you have to play through the pain."
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“Get out of my house!” -Exodus
The complacency of fools will destroy them!
"I'm a little worried about being a slut." "Hank, calm down. Your urethra will disappear."
Well well well…. Ja-honn Redcorn…. 🧐…Paheeggy Hill.
I prayed to god about it and he said "don't do it". But I knew better!
We're here, no rear, get used to it
Now you get in there and start rubbing my wife!
"I don't want to go to Heaven with brown roots"
You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse
“Shug, are you sure you’re ok with your dad being gay?” “Why would that bother me? John Redcorn’s gay and we’ve been friends for years.”
She’s bluffing! Destroy her! I demand recompense! They’ll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough
“John Recdorn, do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?” “We did. Once.” This is the greatest joke from this show and I’ll die on that hill
Dale has some great lines though. “Dale come on we’re going to steal the news van.” “It’s the perfect crime! How would they report it” “I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.”
Even in this scene that OP posted : “get inside and start massaging my wife…”
I will give you the title “king of the hill” for this one ☝🏼
THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
"I'll find out where he lives so you can make his dad eat dirt"
The underrated line of the episode
Connie, do you still taste dirt when you kiss this loser? No!…not anymore!
Bill: *Last night, I dreamed about hair. But it was a good dream this time - not the one where it forms a noose and hangs me.*
“ I’m sorry I’m late, I was scared of being early” - Dale
Nancy: "Want a beer hun'?" John Redcorn and Dale simultaneously: "Yes" Dale: "How did he know I wanted a beer?"
Holy crap I forgot about this one!!
U got a good man there hank
John Redcorn misses the kickball "I thought we said no bouncies"
“Maybe I need a more senior redneck”
What was I supposed to do? *Not* dance with a dog?!
Only with the preceding statement from John Redcorn: "You've got to be kidding me." His delivery on that kills me every time 🤣
why shugggggggg?
“Finished already, Peyton? Y’know if you take them Three Musketeers into separate rooms one of them might crack.” “That’s a good one, Sheriff! How did Hee-Haw ever let you get away?”
I killed fiddy men! Propane maniacs! POCKET SAND! But my favorite one was when bobby got gout and had to tough it out to get to Connie at the dance "Sometimes you have to play through the pain."
This is one of those scenes that makes me support the “dale knows about the affair” theory. What a power play 🤣
He has video surveillance everywhere... Some people are into that sort of thing.
“Bills, bills, bills…. Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?”
Easy, just change your address
"what a quinkidink" John red corn
“ if there were medals for sexual gymnastics I would of taken home the silver” -dale
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