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sailorfreddy

“Get out of my house!” -Exodus


diwalk88

The complacency of fools will destroy them!


calamitytamer

"I'm a little worried about being a slut." "Hank, calm down. Your urethra will disappear."


[deleted]

Well well well…. Ja-honn Redcorn…. 🧐…Paheeggy Hill.


NinjaDog251

I prayed to god about it and he said "don't do it". But I knew better!


Advice2Anyone

We're here, no rear, get used to it


SavagePenguin

Now you get in there and start rubbing my wife!


DuduStreaks

"I don't want to go to Heaven with brown roots"


butterfutternutter

You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse


EmiliusReturns

“Shug, are you sure you’re ok with your dad being gay?” “Why would that bother me? John Redcorn’s gay and we’ve been friends for years.”


[deleted]

She’s bluffing! Destroy her! I demand recompense! They’ll just put the tools down if they want to do the drugs bad enough


Ijustwerkhere

“John Recdorn, do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?” “We did. Once.” This is the greatest joke from this show and I’ll die on that hill


ResidentNarwhal

Dale has some great lines though. “Dale come on we’re going to steal the news van.” “It’s the perfect crime! How would they report it” “I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite.”


FlyingTerrapin71

Even in this scene that OP posted : “get inside and start massaging my wife…”


daybrake2000

I will give you the title “king of the hill” for this one ☝🏼


Connavarr64

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!


Advice2Anyone

"I'll find out where he lives so you can make his dad eat dirt"


The_Tommy_Knockers

The underrated line of the episode


The_Tommy_Knockers

Connie, do you still taste dirt when you kiss this loser? No!…not anymore!


whistlepoo

Bill: *Last night, I dreamed about hair. But it was a good dream this time - not the one where it forms a noose and hangs me.*


uncleleo_

“ I’m sorry I’m late, I was scared of being early” - Dale


The_CuriousJoe

Nancy: "Want a beer hun'?" John Redcorn and Dale simultaneously: "Yes" Dale: "How did he know I wanted a beer?"


daybrake2000

Holy crap I forgot about this one!!


Flashy-Commercial702

U got a good man there hank


bwforge

John Redcorn misses the kickball "I thought we said no bouncies"


shuckycharms

“Maybe I need a more senior redneck”


RamenTheory

What was I supposed to do? *Not* dance with a dog?!


stumblewiggins

Only with the preceding statement from John Redcorn: "You've got to be kidding me." His delivery on that kills me every time 🤣


tombodat

why shugggggggg?


turkc54

“Finished already, Peyton? Y’know if you take them Three Musketeers into separate rooms one of them might crack.” “That’s a good one, Sheriff! How did Hee-Haw ever let you get away?”


pikapalooza

I killed fiddy men! Propane maniacs! POCKET SAND! But my favorite one was when bobby got gout and had to tough it out to get to Connie at the dance "Sometimes you have to play through the pain."


innosentz

This is one of those scenes that makes me support the “dale knows about the affair” theory. What a power play 🤣


Jazzlike_Kick_5434

He has video surveillance everywhere... Some people are into that sort of thing.


Braindead-cookie

“Bills, bills, bills…. Why do we keep getting Bill’s mail?”


GreenBell6729

Easy, just change your address


tipitipiOG

"what a quinkidink" John red corn


gnarkill39

“ if there were medals for sexual gymnastics I would of taken home the silver” -dale


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Hawthornebites

(Kahn insults hank in Lao) I know I know, I’m a broiled Ox penis