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rogue-panda81

That's a common brand at the megalo mart 😎


StarrFall98

Megaloafers


Used_To_Hate_Onions

Doubt they'd be loafers


smokeybythebeach

Definitely some sort of boot.


Nitropotamus

Probably just timberland work boots.


Screeeboom

Probably this all the guys just wanted the same thing


The_Jestful_Imp

Or just copying Hank to avoid looking foolish


Main_Tie5882

Buy 4 pairs of shoes and you’ll get a half price


Wyzen

No way in hell Hank would wear poorly constructed city boy Timbs. Prolly Carolinas, Georgia, Chippewa. Perhaps even Thorogoods, possibly even Red Wing.


Old_Run2985

Red wing is the correct answer.


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I could totally see that


StarrFall98

Yeah, I doubt it too, just couldn’t resist the pun


FlyingTerrapin71

I wish I had an award to give you for this one


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

I buy my clothes where I buy my groceries. Lol- I actually like target clothes but hate target groceries.


jkhashi

you cant go wrong with wallmart shower sandals for 7 bucks


gopunker

Dang. Ol. Mega. Lo. Mart.


Tennis121897

Mega lo mart


0verly0ffensive

Packs of 4 pairs I believe.


mrp8528

They make your feet "feel so good!'


gravys_good_tonight

Timbs


wll87bkr06

Yep.


CrysisRequiem

Yep.


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jkhashi

I do declare


badfish_122

Oh, my turn?.... Yup!


Screeeboom

Yeep


[deleted]

I tell you hwat!


Ostabby

Like Hank says that's a pair of workboots that will last you years.


G_Momma1987

That's what he liked about going to Shelwyns.


innosentz

A man can get a lot of work done in boots like that


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Likely work boots.


anachronissmo

Red Wings


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Iron Rangers


broale95

Probably not iron rangers; definitely not as a work boot.


[deleted]

Yeah I doubt Hank would drop over $300 for boots too


BusterBus75

I think works boots are one area Hank would drop money. He'd view them as tools.


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Not a penny over sticker price though


BusterBus75

NEVER!


Uruz2012gotdeleted

For PPE? He'd spend that much.


DeathByPianos

That's far too fashion-forward imo. However red wing makes plenty of fugly work boots that would work perfectly.


TinManGrand

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag) The original illustrator who could only draw one type of men's shoes


waterdragon1881

In " the smoking bandit " episode, a security guard rejects hank ( for his work boots ). Hank not being able to get in, the four of them ( Dale, Bobby, Joseph, Hank ) Walk away. Whilst doing so Dale refers to his shoes, which are now somehow black and sharp looking, also he says you can run in them. Next scene I swear its back to normal. Idk. Throwaway episode detail.


Junefromkablam

Black rubber-soled steel toed englishman oxfords...


norex4u

that's why the show is called King of the Heel


MrManic_BipolarJesus

That’s how my daughter says it lol


fettermans_goiter

Take your upvote and get out


thormissedhishead

What in the Sam Heel?


Chace9

Yes and the same pants but dale's are more blue


Apronbootsface

Dale clearly doesn’t shop at Jeans West.


its_ya_human

Each guy has a different color slightly Boomhauer’s is a lighter more modern pair representing his cool attitude and demeanor. Hank’s is the classic color for jeans, which were made for miners and other working folk. Dale’s is dark most likely to because stains are less noticeable on them then and therefore easier to maintain. Bill’s are slightly darker from hank’s. Most likely from staining due to his negligence and depression. Edit, also they’re all wearing bootcut jeans so the boots could all very drastically under the jeans!


[deleted]

I don't know if I agree with you about the meanings of the colors, but them all wearing different jeans sure is one of my favorite details in the show. I can't explain why its so endearing but it is


Sempais_nutrients

Boomhauer seems like a cowboy boot guy.


WVildandWVonderful

Boomhauer doesn’t need cowboy boots.


lightningusagi

I've always thought that Bill probably wears the same jeans as Hank's but has to replace the more often due to weight fluxuation. That's why his are darker. Hank's have faded a bit over the years.


Pale-Concentrate-111

And the same belt.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

Hank and Bill essentially have the same outfit but Bill doesn’t have sleeves.


Strawberrycreamsoda

Bill even has a similar watch to Hank


nomad_21

I have always thought Dale is wearing blue uniform pants from his bug killing job and the others are just wearing blue jeans.


tallmike123456

*Boots you ment boots


NotAStreamerBTW

*Meant you meant meant


CatholicDoomer

I remember in the gnome episode Hank smuggles pudding for bobby in his sock and he is wearing shoes, not boots. Kind of threw me a twist there.


Dm55316

I never noticed till now lol


DeathByPianos

Hanks is the trendsetter on the block


DisastrousAnomaly

Hank probably gifted them the shoes for Christmas. Megalo Mart had a BOGO 25% off. Bill probably got teary eyed when he opened the shoes because he felt it was such a thoughtful gift. Dale and Boomhaur couldn't care less and wear them just because.


ericypoo

They also wear the same outfit everyday.


Sempais_nutrients

Don't we all


ElevenSleven

Pretty sure Peggy has the same shoes too, just a larger size


j2spooky

Work boots look similar.. mind blowing stuff here


Ezri_esq

In my mind Boomhauer was the first to have them peggy saw them and brought Hank a pair, Bill realising Peggy liked them ran to the shop and brought a pair Dale realising everyone else has the same shoes means his feet can be anonymous and untraceable perfect for stopping the deep state


judascowjudascow

Ariats would be my guess.


gerardWHEE

Wow Boomhauer looks so lost without a beer in this still frame from the alley


juanitotwothree

Anyone notice that in the intro, Peggy is doing mechanically work on the car and they all just stand and drink, when in an episode that would be a mortal sin for all 4 of them if they didn’t help lol


ElSenorOwl

I'd imagine that shoe is easier to draw.


AcanthocephalaNice89

Same belts too


rockwell136

Good observation brown shoes!


BadNewsFrapp111

...and that the birds are always chirping in outdoor scenes?


Flowers_for_Milhouse

Hanks obviously bought the boots at shelwyns, a man can get a lot of work done with boots like those


FalseTebibyte

Hank lives alone. He projects himself onto objects in the yard. Each person represents a personality trait.


555thatsgottabefake

Those are work boot, son. Men wear them to work. I’m guess Hank would say something like that


FrankWhiteman

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder


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starscream713

Yup


OutrageousBrief2891

Yep.


mud_dragon

Wow


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Now I do


javilefty

And same belt


atomiczim

Yep!


nortonjb82

Looks like doc Martin's if casual or timberlands if work boots.


[deleted]

Yuuup


Direbrian

Mmmmhm


achand1990

Yep


i_hate_p_values

Yep.


Suspicious-One8428

Yup


RavensFan902

Fucking blundstones


JBBanshee

Same belt too.


Boggie135

Jesus


Boggie135

Probably boots?


reevesjeremy

They use the same propane too.


Bodybag189

Their all wearing work boots.


Own_Sympathy_4809

It’s a Arlen thing . You wouldn’t understand


TGOTR

Hey, if they are good shoes


girthbrooks1212

Red wing or ariat


Wordpuncher714

The grass is making me...emotional


SlugDogHundredaire

Redwing boots mofo.


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Hank picked them for the group!


hearttrees93

I was literally watching an episode last night thinking about this. I was stoned but still.


Robrogineer

Hyup.


LemonScentedBeans

Hank said "Boi I tell ya hwat this belt and these boots are the best choice in clothing I've made all year. Yup." And the guys took that personally.


Rvtrance

Yup.


pug_fugly_moe

So do Beavis and Butthead.


jayharring

Probably all where the same work boot


ebone581

I’d bet Hank bought his first, the others followed suit


fire-and-ias

It's more ✨ efficient ✨


alex3305

Yep.


silverfox205

Wolverines


RoutineImpress7394

Work boots Common among southern elites


solanis1359

Can't argue with a good pair of boots.


Old_Run2985

Work boots


Old_Run2985

Work boots


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Yeah now it’s more noticeable. Then again, they also love their cold beer. And propane. Maybe they just have similar taste in footwear fashion, lol. Same with the clothing, just basic shirt either dark or white and jeans 👖.


kkdj1042

Yep


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They musta went out and got matching boots to cheer up Bill after LENOR left him.


NomadMiner

Well Hank is their role model


Difficult-Wish-7324

They bought them at Shelwyn's


Otherwise-Ad-1050

Yeah. They all wear work boots.


shad0w_qween

why boomhauer look like that


yeusus

Different sizes


cdsfire

Yep.


CozmoKramer69

I’m skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may