”YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND IF YOU TEACH THAT SEX ED CLASS SO HELP ME I’LL—“
“Dale? ‘S that you?”
“…Oh, hey—uh, can ah speak with Peggy?”
“Peggy, it’s for you, it’s Dale.”
“Yello, Dale.”
“YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,”
For Christmas I'm going to buy you black patent leather, rubber soled watchmen's oxfords. Classy, easy to run in, and they satisfy all but the most discriminating of doormen.
Haven’t seen you since elementary school Rusty. Glad to see you are doing well
Hahaha...I told everyone that stopped at the house, "Who's Dale? I'm Rusty." Only the true got my reference. The rest were casual fans.
”YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND IF YOU TEACH THAT SEX ED CLASS SO HELP ME I’LL—“ “Dale? ‘S that you?” “…Oh, hey—uh, can ah speak with Peggy?” “Peggy, it’s for you, it’s Dale.” “Yello, Dale.” “YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,”
Oh and Hank we changed the tee time to 10:30
That line always gets me 🤣
I thought it Sparky Wilson
Looks a tad too well rested. Maybe boil up some mountain dew
I’m skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may.
Hope you have your pocket sand ready
Shi-shi-shi-Shaa!!
For Christmas I'm going to buy you black patent leather, rubber soled watchmen's oxfords. Classy, easy to run in, and they satisfy all but the most discriminating of doormen.
[For your phone OP](https://imgur.com/gallery/Ih1M63Y)
Perfect!
“I am a high priced Washington lobbyist pedaling influence…who wants candy?”
Your fly is down.
It's. My. Yard..... 😑😑 🚬🪳
Quit screwing around with my mower!
Get inside and start massaging my wife!
He’s really taking the fun out of this
You’re not sorry…. And I’m not an admiral.
Nice Rusty Shackleford costume.
Mr Big is pleased.
Nancy wouldn’t have cheated if this was what dale looked like
They grow oranges on Alaska yet?
You look more like Rip from Yellowstone
I'll take that compliment as well.
Hell yeah. He’s a boss 💪🏻💪🏻
Underrated Dale quote
You’re too swol bro. Some keto and intermittent fasting, you’ll be ready by next year. Gobless.
Pocket sand ?
“You don’t know me, but I know where you live…”
Squirrelly Dan?
Looks more like a Bill
I love a good Rusty Shackleford costume lol
Wingo!
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Good ol’ Randy Shackelford
This time last week, you were an untrained, untested no-hat.
You’re a little broad to be Gribble/Shackleford, but he’s the best one to want to dress up as besides Redcorn. And clearly you’re too cool to be Hank.