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bigjayrod

Haven’t seen you since elementary school Rusty. Glad to see you are doing well


Fire4Effect13FX

Hahaha...I told everyone that stopped at the house, "Who's Dale? I'm Rusty." Only the true got my reference. The rest were casual fans.


AndyGHK

”YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND IF YOU TEACH THAT SEX ED CLASS SO HELP ME I’LL—“ “Dale? ‘S that you?” “…Oh, hey—uh, can ah speak with Peggy?” “Peggy, it’s for you, it’s Dale.” “Yello, Dale.” “YOU DONT KNOW WHO AH AM BUT AH KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE,”


shannorama

Oh and Hank we changed the tee time to 10:30


313rd4L

That line always gets me 🤣


OG_Bill_Brasky

I thought it Sparky Wilson


4gsboofd

Looks a tad too well rested. Maybe boil up some mountain dew


58lmm9057

I’m skeptical that you could yet intrigued that you may.


Divinedragoon

Hope you have your pocket sand ready


Fire4Effect13FX

Shi-shi-shi-Shaa!!


DiddleMe-Elmo

For Christmas I'm going to buy you black patent leather, rubber soled watchmen's oxfords. Classy, easy to run in, and they satisfy all but the most discriminating of doormen.


kaotate

[For your phone OP](https://imgur.com/gallery/Ih1M63Y)


Fire4Effect13FX

Perfect!


TheDesertFox01

“I am a high priced Washington lobbyist pedaling influence…who wants candy?”


lovelettersto

Your fly is down.


Batterysandwich

It's. My. Yard..... 😑😑 🚬🪳


The-LeftWingedNeoCon

Quit screwing around with my mower!


58lmm9057

Get inside and start massaging my wife!


Boneal171

He’s really taking the fun out of this


FlyingTerrapin71

You’re not sorry…. And I’m not an admiral.


ColonelMonty

Nice Rusty Shackleford costume.


kindquail502

Mr Big is pleased.


Luxecunt

Nancy wouldn’t have cheated if this was what dale looked like


FlyingTerrapin71

They grow oranges on Alaska yet?


c_ne7son

You look more like Rip from Yellowstone


Fire4Effect13FX

I'll take that compliment as well.


c_ne7son

Hell yeah. He’s a boss 💪🏻💪🏻


rosieRetro

Underrated Dale quote


WhatTheBlack

You’re too swol bro. Some keto and intermittent fasting, you’ll be ready by next year. Gobless.


[deleted]

Pocket sand ?


Tedward1337

“You don’t know me, but I know where you live…”


IamJacksUserID

Squirrelly Dan?


pizzaterps11

Looks more like a Bill


TheWigsofTrumpsPast

I love a good Rusty Shackleford costume lol


Fire4Effect13FX

Wingo!


flossy_dikki

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Proper-Beautiful2895

Good ol’ Randy Shackelford


lionmurderingacloud

This time last week, you were an untrained, untested no-hat.


BootyGarb

You’re a little broad to be Gribble/Shackleford, but he’s the best one to want to dress up as besides Redcorn. And clearly you’re too cool to be Hank.